*URP* IM A THREAD MORTY

>>94728965
I think /co/ is enjoying the Pickle Rick meme more than the people who actually like the show.

>>94728965
So you're Fredrick now?

>>94728965
But Rick, won't you die if you reach page 10?

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MORTY, I AM A CIA

I'M CIA RICK

>>94728965
That fucking stray DOT is triggering me.

>>94728965
Women should not be allowed to write.

>>94729258
can someone explain to me why the season 3 episodes are getting so much hate?

I mean, isn't having a weening period after intergalactical and family shattering events kinda ok?

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I TURNED MYSELF INTO A HERO MORTY!!

I'M RIKI RIIICK!!!

>>94729258

or vote

>>94729301
Blink dagger / 10

>>94729258
agreed, we should just kill 'em.

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>>94729301

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>>94728965
Make way for the superior /co/ Grandpa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zlMJBI4FGU

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>>94729401
Image not for ants

I personally am loving season 3 as of yet.

>>94729444
Only thing that's bugging me is how irredeemably shit Beth is becoming.

>>94729270
Because all the weening is shit.
The william dafoe, the hat on a hat, the summer being nihilistic then analytical then annoyingly sarcastic then over invested, the therapy session and therapist, the good goyim pc humor, the entirety of s3e4 other than the joker ride, the overuse of the 'look at me, I'm a brilliant writer and not at all a faggot. I need to have a tertiary character have dialog affirming the wit and humor of my writing' trash. etc etc etc

There is no justifying useing an entire season to 'decompress' when the non-rick parts of s3e1 managed to be boring and trash enough on their own.

>>94729270
They want a more "every episode is wacky as fuck" family guy tier shit.

>>94729270
I think a lot of it is just exhaustion after 3 fucking pop culture homages in a row. One of the things that always marked me as interesting about the show in Season 1 and Season 2 is how much creativity was involved in so many of the setups. You had some obligatory generic "lol reference" episodes, but you also had a good mix of subversive snarky Dan Harmon humor with some genuinely interesting and creative (and often batshit insane) ideas, basically the Justin Roiland half of the equation.

We haven't really had any moments like Interdimensional Cable or Parallel Timelines where it really feels like the writers are having fun coming up with all these insane and crazy ideas. Instead it feels more like everyday Dan and Justin came into the studio saying "hey, just watched Mad Max, let's do a Mad Max episode".

>>94729270
They suck, and most of season 2 sucked. People have had enough time to accept that it wasn't just an off episode

>>94729270
>intergalactical and family shattering events
Those were jokes, and the characters exist to be funny, and the things that happen to them are supposed to be funny. Look at the way Always Sunny did a therapy episodes vs. this season. It's like people doing stone-faced reflections of the "broken relationships" between The Gang and thinking that's what the show needs more of to "evolve". It's just so bad.

>>94728965
stop making threads justin. Nobody on /co/ likes your shitty show

>>94729753
>citing Interdimensional Cable in a positive light
Wow, Season 3 is really hitting some people hard.

>>94730421
he's not justin, I'm justin, look at me

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No deadbeat alcoholic can defeat Rikki-Tikki Tavi.

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HEY MORTY, I *UGGHUH* I TURNED MYSELF INTO UH, UH INTO A MEGAMILK MORTY
I'M MEGAMILK RICK!!!

>>94729239
i now cannot unsee it
it will haunt me the rest of my days

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HEY MORTY! I TURNED MYSELF INTO A *REEEEEE* RACIST FLAG!

I'M ALT RIGHT RIIIIICK!!!

>>94731411
bless

>>94729110
>>94729195
is this reincarnation

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>>94731899

ayy lmao

My only real complaint about this season is that they set up the galactic federation showing up to earth and then just fucking undid it. That was the thing that actually had me interested in this season, to see how the characters would deal with that jarring change, and then not only does Rick get them out, but there's no fucking evidence of the federation anywhere. If a space empire showed up, changed everything and then collapsed, we'd still be dealing with the fallout years later.

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>>94728965
REST OF THREAD PLEASE DONT GET MAD AT ME

>>94728965
Prediction: season 4 will feature an episode making fun of 4chan and showing why it sucks.

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>>94731899
>The gadsen
>Racist
What the fuck are you on about?

>>94729301
Ok, I laughed

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>>94733339
wrong pic

Anything that breaks gr 15?

>>94729301
Damn it anon my sides

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>>94729301

Ok

I actually laughed at this one

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MORTY IM A PAIR OF GIANT TITS NOW

IM TITTY RICK

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Dude, guys, check it oot. I talked to the science guys, and they turned me into a pickle.

>OH WOWEE, YOUS AMS A PICKLES, PICKLE
>Ja, yous ams a pickles, Pickle
dude I know
>Holy shhit, Picklesh! Y-you're Pickle Picklesh!
heheh I know, that's the point
>Pickles, Pickles, hey, Pickles. You're Pickle Pickles, now. That's pretty fuckin' brutal.
>Ja, Nathans, he's ams a pickles now.
>Uhh, why would you turn yourself into a pickle?

Dude, y'know...science and stuff.
>Uh huh. This has nothing to do with me asking you to start working on the record again.
OOOOOHHH SHOOT WAS I SUPPOSED TO WORK ON THE RECORD OH DARN

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>>94735373
10/10

>>94735320
g-geez Rick, m-maybe you could give me a source on that huh?

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>>94734339
Nice try, barneyfag.

>>94735666
>*BURP*Lu-lurk more, Satan-Morty. F*URP*uuuuucking newfag.

>>94729195
Tell me about morty, why does he wear the yellow shirt?

Call me when he turns into Ricky Ricardo.

>>94735320
give me the fucking sauce titty rick

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BOOM AATROX I TURNED MYSELF INTO A SCYTHE
SCYTHE RHAAAAS

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>>94735320
sauce pls

>>94735320
Szechuan Sauce me motherfucker!

>>94728965

>>SHITPOST RIIIIIICK!

>>94731411
>Turning yourself into a busty woman when your grandson is an eternal horn dog
Rick wants Morty to smash him

>>94736060
Must be that healthy sexual relationship universe Roiland talked about. or an alternate UNHEALTHY sexual relationship universe

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>>94735883
>>94735931
>>94735941
>>94735982

Her name is charlotte fox enjoy

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UGLY HUMANS

>>94729270
>can someone explain to me why the season 3 episodes are getting so much hate?


because female writers trigger manbabies

>>94729270
Because they completely rectified the ending of season 2 and had nothing to show up for it. The episodes are just not fun to watch. It feels like the show is now in a parallel universe where every character is an asshole. The pacing is also terrible.

>>94730675
Interdimensional Cable 1 is pretty good anon
it's the second one that's fucking asinine

>>94728965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNfPU6hExZg

>>94728987
>enjoying
/co/ thinks /r/ick and M'orty fans are insufferable, so the h8ers flood the board with obnoxious posts as proof. It's the petty internet equivalent of planting drugs.

That said, every now and then a shitpost catches me off guard.

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good bread

>>94729301
nice job sir, kind sir, good sir, i'm quite stone and laughing
4204everboyos

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>>94728965
>*BUURP* Check it out Morty! I'm the main character of a horribly paced, shitty sci-fi magic show!

>>94735936
Kek

>>94739511
>...Again!

>>94739583
I don't think they have magic in rick and morty.

>>94739757
What about Satan running that antiques shop?

>>94729195
I'm a big guy, Moorrtyy! Morty, I - I - I - *uurrp* - I'ma big guy! Big guuuyy!

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>>94729301

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I TURNED MYSELF INTO A DAN MORTY!!!!

I'M DAN RIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!

>>94731521
Sly as fuck

>>94729195
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BIG GUY, I'M BIG GUY RIIIIIICK!
I'M GONNA 9/11 THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>>94739757
>ghost train guy

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>>94735373

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I BECAME AN EXISTENTIAL PHILOSOPHER AND POPULAR SEXUALLY IMPLICATIVE MEME MORTY!!

I'M GIVE HER THE DICK RIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!

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>>94728987

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I TURNED MYSELF INTO A THINKING EMOJI MORTY

I'M THIIIIIIICCCCKKKK

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WOOFA LUBBA DUB DUB
I'M MR. PICKLES RICK!
Dude, going to fondle milf titties and then kill a bunch of people because Satan or whatever is living inside my worm-infested butthole!

>>94740607
classic

>>94735373
this is funnier than the entirety of season 3

>>94735320
GODDAMNIT /CO/ I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF!!

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WHY AM I A FRIGGIN' PICKLE?

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>>94742179
Gentlemen.... BEHOLD! I have successfully paid off all of my taxes. Now, dear old Uncle Sam is my BITCH!
>Oh hey, that's cool and all, but uh... why is that pickle talking?
BECAUSE FUCK YOU, STEVE!
>A robotic Aardvark descends and decapitates Steve before his body explodes

they ever going to give use Rick's background ?

all we know for certain. is that Ricks will vanish on Beths. then show up decade or more later after morty was born.

>>94738559
wouldn't have a problem if their writing was good. Women writers are like women comedians, they're just bad.

>>94742673
MY NAME IS

>>94742804
huh?

>>94742813
MY NAME IS

>>94743209
Pinkie pie

>>94729463
Beth has always been shit
She isnt a good parent

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>Rick could actually conceivably transplant his consciousness onto the internet and fuck with 4chan if he wanted to

>>94743209
what?

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>>94743375
Maybe thats whats been happening
Also, since I'm never getting a chance to post this again, anyone remember pic related's thread?

>>94729301
I used to play Riki while my buddy played PA and we called it "Rick and Morty."

>>94729301
My current computer is worse then my old one and can't play Dota and I am very excited to start again when I build my new one later this week.

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I'M PICKLE RIIIICK
*rapid fire dabs*

>>94729463
she's always been terrible, it's just being brought into the limelight now that Jerry's gone

>>94729463
Jerry is literally the only person who correctly believed that Morty should not be going on adventures with Rick.

>>94728965
PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOOOOOUSE TONIGHT

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>>94742774
I dare everyone in this thread to name one female stand up comedian who's actually funny. You can't!

>>94744083
Yet he still can't be bothered to find a job, hmm.

>>94744144
the fat one.

>>94744502
The fat one who falls down a lot or the fat one who fucks black guys?

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>>94729301
>I'M RIKI RIIICK!!!

>>94744144
Tina Fey.

is rick and morty the new invader zim

>>94744144
I know of a female stand up who's only funny when doing sketch comedy instead of standup.

>>94739083
>/co/ thinks
spoken like a fa/tv/irgin

>>94728965
Aw geez Rick, W-what do you think the mods will think you can't just turn yourself into a thread especially not on 4chan.

>>94745105
*URP* Who *URP* gives a shit, Morty? 4chan is shit, as is the entire internet. Except maybe the porn sites, the good ones. What ones are those? I don't really care because I can just warp to the universe that embodies that specific porn. And no, I won't tell you because you'd just spend all your time there, on either those porn sites or in those universes. Summer probably would too, probably in that piss one, because we all know how the show loves to make references to her pissing and probably shit too.

SHITPOST THREAD RIIIIIIIICK!

>>94744144
Amy Schumer. It's funny how bad she is.

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>>94728965
Just started season 3 after marathoning the other two seasons for the first time this week.
I fucking love this show.