/swco/ - Star Wars Comics & Cartoons

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What is she, /swco/?

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Reminder that the Shield was up

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>>94726681
Mace Windu

>>94726674
>Queen of /ss/
Okay, that was good, made me chuckle.

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KENOBI MOVIE, thoughts?

Everyone's going apeshit over it.
Myself included.

>>94727088
I'll believe it when they start filming and not a moment before

>>94726726
Redpill me on shield gate?

Bloodline has me pissed.

>Carise gets off with no repercussions
>Ransolm fucking dies
>Leia's career is fucking ruined

I want to hate-fuck Carise so bad

>>94727088
But will he fart in an elevator?

>>94727175
>Carise gets off with no repercussions
She loses her treasured royalty bullshit, which, even though it isn't important on the galactic scale, it's the biggest part of her life. It's a victory you just have to take.

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>>94727361
I still want to facefuck the ever-living shit out of her.

I pictured her looking like this bitch desu senpai

>>94727361
This. It's the one thing she holds absolutely dear so it's pretty much the biggest middle finger you could give to her.

Also Ransolm technically hasn't been killed yet.

>>94727400
Claudia Gray said she imagined Jamie Chung playing her.

>>94727445
Not a fan. Besides, I have my interpretation of carise already in my head. I pictured Casterfo as looking like Captain Argyus from TCW.

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Day 407, Marvel is still too much of an assblasted faggot companie thay still dont release New Cannon Omnibus.
Yet they keep pushing their ever falling super hero lineup.
They should drop whatever heroes are left and focus on SW.

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Memes lads

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>>94727573
A challenger appears (though we got one dude who's in both bands, what a whore)

did we ever get lost stars?

>>94727612
Yes, it was released September 2015, some of us have even had a chance to read it

>>94727566
jar jar was merely a representative of gungans in the senate padme was the senator

>>94727716
I think he ended up taking over the senate seat when Padme died. Either way, he was acting senator whenever she was away, hence how the emergency powers thing happened.

>>94727754
jar-jar made the right call, i don't know why he gets all the blame, its the 1000 other systems fault just as much.

>>94727716

I assume it's kind of like a domino effect.

Jar Jar was the guy who was with the two guys longest so they didn't attach anyone else since it wasn't really considered important at the time. But then he went out to the desert and did all that extra stuff and it became important and suddenly Jar Jar is the only gungan with all the real facts. So even though other Gungans were in charge he was on for what I assume was an advisory role where he bumbled his way into success.

Then the original group he was a part of got a big party and he got a lot of fame so he got attached to the government where he presumably did a decent enough job for several years and contributed to the clone wars.

Jar Jar is the ultimate example of failing upwards. The only problem is that he somehow wound up as a clown. To continue the gag he should've been in charge of some big important group he has no idea what it does or how it works.

>>94727551
This. The release frame for Omnibus and collected are fucking nuts on the new canon.
And lets be honest here.. most of marvel Comics sales/profit comes from StarWars, not shit like X-SJW or the Avenshit.

>>94727805

The worst you could say is Jar Jar made the speech and thus was probably the face of it more than many.

But I can't imagine realistically that'd blow back on him much since the empire kept everything LOOKING civil even if there was brutality under the surface. By the time of Alderaan when they tried to get blatant it's two decades later and the poor bastard was probably about to retire anyway.

what happened to jarjar after the collapse of the senate?

>>94727886
he went home and occasionally danced for orphans

>>94727818
like that ronnie strip

i wonder if he ever met queen Julia again

>>94727551
Marvel Superhero stuff is a fucking tranwreck, the editors are happy to pump out disastrous comics that sell 5000-18,000 an issue that are doomed to near-instant cancellation.

I've been waiting for more Hardback collections, but they only released like 4 and then gave up. I don't want to buy the Lando/Leia/Chewie one if Obi-Wan/Windu/Maul will be stuck as paperbacks.

>>94727886
According to Inferno Squad, all Senators got arrested immediately so they could be interrogated for signs of supporting the rebellion. After Endor he ended up back on Naboo as a hated being.

>>94728075
>Obi-Wan/Windu/Maul
Same!
Also the lack of 1-24 type omnibus for the fucking "STAR WARS" Comics or "Vader Down", is retarded beyond anything I tought would be possible

>>94727847
Wonder if he was hounded latr on by second generation rebels/new republic citizens.
It only stands to reason that folks were looking at past to figure out how the empire happened.

>>94727677
hardeeharhar

i mean the manga chapter

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Snoke is an ancient "vampire" that sucks the (life) force out of other people to stay alive. Someone will fail him at the end of the movie (Hux? Phasma?) and he will kill them and rejuvenate to become HANDSOME SNOKE.

Bonus points if he sucks out some of Rey's latent force ability and makes her weak in the force so that she only can rely on her combat skills (ala ANH/ESB Luke).

>>94728408
Is Snoke actually Stan Lee?

>>94727818
>The only problem is that he somehow wound up as a clown
I certainly hope someone fixes that. It's one of Wendig's big mistakes of oh so many.

>>94728408
also
>long fingers
>tall and pale
>first order has a red color scheme
>two holes in his neck

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>>94728458
>two holes in his neck
Geez, imagine the size of the one that bit him.

>>94728291

That only really makes sense if Naboo in general was hounded. He was tied to Palpatine by the war that was across the galaxy, and by being born on the same planet. Jar Jar was neither Palpatines great confidante nor his best friend. He made one speech but that's essentially it.

>>94728510
I doubt it's an actual bite but more of a homage. He's supposed to look like sexy Nosferatu.

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>>94728510
>awesome design as a literal sculpture man
>ruin it by making him flesh colored for NO FUCKING REASON

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>>94728576
>>94728510

Reminder that Rogue One was better than TFA

>>94728447

I can see Jar Jar working in some kind of nonhuman coalition, if only as a figurehead. The royal family of whatever planet that was would probably like him, and lord knows Ryloth needs someone who knows what they're doing since their only leadership is either Orn or Cham. Odds are Dac in general isn't in a good place if their entire civilization needs to demilitarize, but Ackbar would probably lead the whole coalition in that case, which is a reasonable assumption.

Throw in Borsk Fey'lya as an obvious antagonistic force in that equation and you have a story in the works. Have the unaffiliated non republic worlds still be fighting the empire for a warlike backdrop post Jakku and that's a general skeleton of a story.

The only other real issue is just figuring out who the viepoint character is. You'd probably be best having some non-human pilot to tie the whole thing together, probably some dude kicked out of the NR navy due to demilitarization.

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>>94728623
Reminder that Rogue One Stormtrooper armor is much better in every way than ANH to ROTJ shitty asymetrical (TOP KEK BY THE WAY) attemps at kids cosplay "armor"

>>94728623
We know

>>94728646
Yeah no shit.
Only retarded fagfot that say shit like "The Only canon material is ANH and ESB" refuse to see that ANH troopers just mook goofy compared to the 2016 Redesign.
I'm super stocked that this is basically the design we are going to stick in every Palpatine Era Movies for the next 30 yearrs.

>>94728678
nice phonepost, buddy.

>>94728678
I have literally never met someone who thinks the only canon material is ANH and ESB
I smell a strawman

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>>94728646
>blue lines are vents
How this nigga supposed to breathe?!

>>94728794
JJ. FUCKING. ABRAMS.

He all but admitted it in an interview one time, specifically stating that he was using the Original Trilogy and the canon foundation of his movie, specifically ANH and ESB.

The guy does not give a fuck about Star Wars, I dont even think he like ROTJ.

>>94728835
>that spacing
>that engrish
I know you. He never explicitly said he disregarded the film, I think you're blowing this way out of proportions for shitposting purposes. And I fucking hate JJ.

>they recycled ANH for TFA
>they will likely recycle ESB for TLJ

When will normies wake up?

>>94728827
he can't

he's infamous

even pablo knows about him

>>94728861
I have perfectly find english mate, its just late and I am sleep depraved.

Anyways, what I said was true, JJ specifically said he was going into TFA s if the OT was the only canon, despite Lucasfilm obviously officially stating otherwise. Take it for what you will.

Based on JJ's attitude to George Lucas, and how he undid everything that happened in ROTJ, I have concluded that he is a typical "eww ewoks" moron too.

>>94728872

they won't. I got into an argument in this thread not even a week ago with sequel apologists arguing that Driver's comments about TLJ weren't indicative of it being esb 2.0 even though disney had him qualify his statement as if that wasn't evidence enough.

Or you know all the shots they've released so far with Planet utah looking remarkably like battle of hoth.

>>94728904
>and how he undid everything that happened in ROTJ
retard alert

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/893255006035427329

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/893255749937152000

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/893256175059324928

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/893533458135306241

https://twitter.com/EthanKnight/status/893547444767674368

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>>94728904
>and how he undid everything that happened in ROTJ, I have concluded that he is a typical "eww ewoks" moron too.

>>94728904

you can be eww ewoks and still like Rotj, come now with facetiousness. Besides the fact they should have been kept as wookiees, it is completely reasonable.

You know porg shit is same thing, its all about selling toys.

>>94728872
If you aren't wearing Star Wars underoos this very instant you are literally a normie and a fake fan

>>94728942
>>94728910
>Han is no longer a general of the army, nor is he with Leia, he is back to being the loner Smuggler of ANH
>Vader was killed, but his grandson seems to be taking his place just fine
>Sheev too, is seemingly insignificant because Snoke is here
>Rebellion wins? JK Empire is back, Stormtroopers and all
>"Return of the Jedi" you say? Nope, all dead, time for the Jedi... To end.

What part of ROTJ actually mattered again?

>>94728921
Autism. I like Pablo and all but he's a testament that you absolutely shouldn't become obsessed with a fucking movie franchise. Become obsessed with something real, something helpful like history, politics, religion, medicine, community, business, psychology, anything except for a film franchise. Please don't waste your lives away guys.

>>94728944
>You know porg shit is same thing, its all about selling toys.
Not this shit again

>>94728872
>likely
>confirmed walkers
>confirmed hermit training the protagonist

You mean confirmed

>>94728982
>guy loves what he does and genuinely enjoys life
I'm sorry you live in your moms basement and can't enjoy life and have to shitpost on a Taiwanese puppy picture blog to feel important anon

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>>94728982

>>94728982
The guy is a creative executive and story group member for a franchise where he is helping tell stories that will reach audiences of thousands, millions even.

You think being a historian is somehow going to be more helpful and impactful? Seriously? Get fucked, there is nothing wrong with being passionate about fiction.

>>94728982
>inb4 'but I'm a total chad and do important things with my life guys!!'

>>94727088
I'm reserving my feelings until we know where in the timeline it's taking place.

>>94728976

well to be fair the EU did redo a lot of treads that they're just doing again anon. They just used different names in the books.

Caedus did happen and Ben is NotJacen

They're just stealing from the old EU, that's really all they're doing and then they copy and paste it onto the OT movie structure, re-arrange a few ideas and then call them sequels.

I mean they made 2 billion with TFA. People want regurgitated ideas.

>>94729058
Don't you have a billboard to maintain?

>>94727175
Thanks for the spoilers cocksucker.

>>94729084
Its been 3 years faggot.

>>94729100
>2015 was 3 years ago
It hasn't even been a full 2 yet.

>>94729100
>>94729130
Bloodline released last year you dumb fucks

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how does rex know computers, how does a algorithm work, and why would it work if it only has pre-citidel data.

>>94728982
normally i'd agree but he's getting paid for it.

it's not autism if it's work.

>>94729140
Oh shit I confused it with Lost Stars

>>94727598
I wanted to make a joke, but I dont know any edgelord music band for teenagers.

>>94729172
>ywn make a living talking about movies you love

>>94729100
Eat shit faggot not everyone has time to tear through all this content. Some courtesy spoiler tags would have been great but i guess thats too much too expect from a shitter like you.

>>94729170
I'm sure Pablo would love to answer that

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>>94729225
Oh Maz, if only I hadn't been outbid, you'd be mine

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>>94729225
Is Maz an ET? We already saw some of those in the Senate.

Still debating if I should just say fuck it and disregard any and all other engagements on Dec 15th and go to the earliest showing of TLJ or if I should just preorder for the midnight showing

>>94729197
In 5 years time you'll still be seating at the glorious ZERO (0) SW Canon book read anyway. Why bother.

>>94729412
??????

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>>94729197
You spent more time getting cancer eating Lay's and drinking RedBull watvhing ADS ON your TV than it would take reading the whole SW cannon series 50 times.
They are literraly all 2hours books.

>>94727164
Post more Reylo!

>>94729076
Kylo is a neutered Jacen wearing a knock off Revan mask

He has arrived.

>>94729615
but Revan was a woman. Are you implying Ben is a cuntboy?
hot

>>94729704

you're thinking of kotor 2 anon, revan was male

I fap at Porgs. Would you?

>>94729713
>revan was male
Pab says otherwise. And she's not canon, so

>>94729717
Are you me?

>>94729775
Since when Revan is canon at all?

>>94729717
Imagine the fat goblin that posts this shit

>>94729798
Regardless the mask was female.

>>94729775
Well in every non-canon appearance, which is every appearance, Revan is male

>>94729865
Except when people make her female lol

>>94729828
Mask is an inanimate object. It cant have a gender.

Does anyone have the "Sixes" image from wookiepedia?

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>>94729956

>>94729976
Thank you. I now owe you a life debt.

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>>94730006
I also have Bigger Luke, a personal favorite of mine

>>94730011
what the fuck

>>94730038
Snoke

>>94730125
Is Snoke's true identity Bigger Luke? Or is he actually Luke Prime?

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>>94730206
No, Snoke is actually the lesser known Smaller Luke

Shown here to scale

>>94730206
Bigger Luke is Snoke
Ahch-To Luke is Luuke
Prime Luke is trapped in the Unknown Regions

>>94730355
That's Gold Snoke. We're talking about Gray Snoke.

>>94730355
So is this a case of Bigger BB-8, or Smaller Snoke?

>>94730477
BBB-8?

>>94730506
Maybe he's 88-B? What if the twist of TLJ is that BB-8 is actually the black evil droid they've been promoting and his real designation is 88-B or Hail Hitler B. He's the real bad guy who pulls the strings and Snoke is the one that answers to him. This also explains why he appears so much bigger than Snoke as a thematic callback to Snoke's scenes in TFA.
>There's always a bigger fish.

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>>94730546
My God.

>>94730546
Oh fuck and they could totally build 88-B up as the superweapon in Episode 9. Notice how he shoots flames in TFA. He could probably get big enough and set fire to entire planetary systems.

>>94730601
>88-B is the new Sun Crusher

>>94730474
>Gray Snoke
He is a Gray Alien?

What is the most scary moment that happened in SW? Or the most scariest creature from SW?

>>94729976
>just a battlefront 2 jet trooper model as the image

I got a good laugh

Post characters with big tities.

>>94730907
None of the SW scenes is scary enough.Search Fire in the Sky.

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>>94730941
Hope you like 'em big

>>94730957
Why did I have to search for this shit? Now I can't sleep at night,I will need therapy.

>>94731023
I want to see it.

>>94730957
>>94731023
What's so scary about Fire in the Sky?

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>>94730907

>>94730957
If they every bring the vong back they should do that with them instead.

>>94727088
I'll be excited when Ewan is confirmed as Obi-Wan. If it's not him, I'm not watching it.

Again,can someone link to me Fire in the Sky? What so scary about it?

>>94731784
>What's so scary about it?
It's real. It actually happened.

>>94727445

It was cool that she did her own 'casting' to have an idea of what character looked like. On twitter the other day she said Nathalie Emmanuel would work as Ciena. which is nice, I've seen those boobs

>>94727509

Good head-canon.

>>94732394
More Snoke!

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>>94726674
All hail the glorious queen. Padme is truly an inspiration

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>tfw no Inquisitors or Aphra's gang in Galaxy of Heroes

>>94732394
what am I doing with my life?

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>>94733156

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>>94728646
out of the way old man,

>>94731237

The last five minutes or so, when you actually see the abduction itself.

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>>94733201
hope in the last Jedi their tell us how the first order got start or how the hell did their pay for all this shit.

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>>94732552

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>>94733476

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>>94733338
>how the hell did they pay for all this shit.

Come on down to Snoke's Cantonica Canto Bight casino emporium!
We got tables. We got slots. We got black jack. We got hookers.

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>>94733481

>>94727088
Why is everyone thinking it is confirmed yet
Until Lucasfilm confirms it I ain't buying it

>>94726726
Yes. But you never showed it was, you just happened to be right. Before the book came there was no particular evidence it was, or wasn't.

>>94728772
I've seen worse spelling on 4chan since before there were smartphones you could post on.

>>94732394
11/gold plated Phasma, would fap again.

Post yfw Snoke is Luke's hand

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>>94733699
anon know too much

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>>94733726
kill him and all who read his post

>>94733699
don't give them ideas

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>>94727566
Manipulating Jar Jar into fumbling his way through a speech that gives you authorization to plunge the entire galaxy into war

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Star Wars Memes

>>94733901
He was one with the force and the force was with him, dickhead

And technically the Death Troopers won, until the Death Star nuked any potential survivors.

>>94733901
I don't mind the the asian aimbot killed them all but I feel like it could have been depicted better. The death troopers charged out of their cover one at a time for no reason and missed most of their shots even though aimbot was right in front of them.

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>>94734047

>>94734057
there were only 6 of them and all of them were all KIA before the Death Star showed up

try watching the movie next time fagget

>>94734153
so it was a tie, sue me

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>read old vader comics
>he destroys Jedi statues and artifacts so people can't remember them

Really activated my holocrons

was there a new chapter of the lost stars comic yesterday

I'm betting the obi kenobi will be a space western yojimbo

A nameless Jesus with no master (Ewan mcgregor), enters a small village on feudal Tatooine where two rival crime lords are struggling for control of the local gambling trade. Taking the name ben kenobi, the jedi convinces both gangster Jabba the Hutt and weapons dealer Sebulba to hire him as a personal bodyguard, then artfully sets in motion a full-scale gang war between the two ambitious and unscrupulous criminals.

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Phasma job

why are you still trying to force this Kenobi movie meme

worst fan game I've seen
the only with a space to ground map

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eImpnlyYCds

>>94734479
it's gonna be space kino

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cocking with the Emperor

wow it's a literal reddit invasion

>>94733588

Except in the movie where you clealry see it is still up as the Tantive four blasts into hyperspace.

inB4 "that was just an atmospheric anomaly"

>>94735017
I still remember /cock/

Always wondered why Ben waits until TESB to tell Luke about Yoda, but just noticed he tells him after the probe droid lands/crashes on Hoth. Did he know that Vader was closing in and knew that Luke needed a place to hide?

>>94735072
But what about the "planetary shield" over Endor and Earth itself?

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>>94735170

What did you think this was?

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>>94735251

wrong pic.

>>94733518
>The first years of the First Order's creation was just Snoke exploiting Kylo's force powers to cheat in blackjack and Sabaac so to gain funds

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>>94735251
>>94735271
literally taken from the ISS

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>>94735331
https://www.nasa.gov/feature/top-15-earth-images-of-2015
here's source btw, and it's not even the only such image of proof of "Earth's planetary shield" there, but clearly it's either a hoax by NASA or a coverup by the government to prevent the truth from coming out that we've developed planetary deflector shield technology, the shield gate must be hidden at area 51 or roswell or Tunguska or something

http://www.starwars.com/news/poll-what-is-the-greatest-star-wars-battle?cmp=smc%7C1034365340
POLL: WHAT IS THE GREATEST STAR WARS BATTLE?

>>94735077
I miss it sometime

>>94735331
>He doesn't know about the shield over Earth to protect it from outworldly invaders or some big fucking laser from bumfuck nowhere

>>94734153
They also compose thrawn personal guard tho.

>>94735331

Um, I know this might come as a surprise, but the Earth is real. The planets in Star Wars are fake. Therefore you would need to provide a source from Star Wars of a planet having an atmosphere like that of Scariff with no planetary shield.

This would be like me trying to use a scene from Lord of the Rings to make a point about Blade Runner.

>>94735372
Men in Black 3 is a historical documentary, look it up, the ARCNET is real, and America put it there in 1969 when we went to the moon. Also President Ulysses S Grant fought off a giant mechanical spider that prevented him from driving the final spike into the transcontinental railroad.

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>>94735360
>Battle of Coruscant
>Battle of Hoth
>Battle of Geonosis
>Battle of Scarif
>Battle of Sundari
>Battle of Umbara
By the force this is a difficult poll

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>>94735407
hi
for the record this planet AND the death star had a shield around it
which was invisible and couldn't even be detected by super scifi space instruments because they were being jammed

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>>94735408
>Mixing up Will Smiff movies
>Reminding me of WILD WILD WEST's existence

>>94735435

Bro, you see the damn shield up against the shield gate. Therefore it IS visible. Therefore they must be different types of planetary shields.

What are we even arguing about? We already have proof hat the shield was still up. You're just arguing to argue.

This is your last (you).

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>>94735449
I unironically believe Wild Wild West is one of the most entertaining movies of all time, fantastically directed and excellently paced, all with fine performances from the actors. Pure popcorn flickino. Of course if you judge it by the metrics of the original series I can see why you'd get pissed by the reboot, but I highly doubt everybody who memed on it actually saw a cheezy fun 1960s action comedy western.

>>94735471
The visible shield effect also tapers out into total invisible transparency within a few feet of the shield-gate entry aperture, and does not appear outside of the shield-gate's perimeter until the shield-gate is destroyed and we see a neat rippling short-circuit effect.

>>94735485

It's a movie where the villain is perfectly over-acted, the scientific liberties taken are ridiculous, and the female lead is gorgeous.

I loved it as a kid... plus, Will Smith hangs dong.

>>94735360
>>94735410
Mandalore, Umbara and Jakku should be the obvious answers, but I fully expect Scarif and Hoth to be bloated with votes from the normies.

>>94735410
>>94735582
>>94735360
>Umbara is almost tied with the Death Star Assault for third place
Better than expected

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>>94735547
Salma Hayek began my long infatuation with manjawed thicc spics
though she's a bit short for my tastes, she more than makes up for that

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>>94735637

Plus she has aged beautifully.

The shield was still up!

>>94735683
Hispanic women age on the geologic time scale. They either are born goblins and die goblins, or born supermodels and die supermodels.

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>>94735360
no battle for Naboo

>>94735785
It's above battle of scarif. Currently at 1%

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>>94735763
>born goblins and die goblins

I've never had any sexual relations with any of the Porgs of Anch-To. Nor the Caretakers who happen to be all females.

>>94735850
What?

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Battle of Ryloth 0%

I will do as I must

>>94735850
This meme will die before TLJ comes out

>>94735867
You will try.

>>94735870
Is this even a meme?

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>>94735871
REEEEEE

>>94735410
I loved the protracted campaign that was Umbara, and I'm glad Scarif is getting so much love due to the emotional highs and lows, but Endor is THE quintessential battle for me.

Post REYLO.

>>94735917
>Post REYLO
Are Rey/Kylo lewds okay?

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>>94735917
>>94735933
ok enjoy

>>94735913
Between the space battle, the ground battle, and the throne room duel, it's beyond kino. The others are good but none are as masterful as that.

>>94735970
This is disgusting and so wrong. It's not natural at all. Reylo is normal:Kylo and Rey-both humans,you know.

>>94735913
>>94735972
space battle of Endor was the greats,

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>>94735360
None of the TFA battles get beyond Naboo in the poll. What a lovely day.

>control f
>"ahsoka"
>0 results found
what the fuck /swco/

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>>94736032
Battle of Ryloth 0%

battle of jakku? book, movie or game?

>>94736104
>battle of jakku? book, movie or game?
It's the battle of Jakku overall, not how it's portrayed in just one source.

STILL WAITING FOR A LOST STARS UPDATE

>>94735972
Indeed, it becomes a real linchpin in the entire franchise for me. Just too bad Lucas couldn't predict the future and have the main bad guy be someone other than the Emperor. It feels like we're sorta getting the original idea with meeting the Emperor/Main Bad Guy in the Sequels now, while also having one for the Prequels and OT. It should have been the climax of a nine episode story, but now we have "Oh wait, THIS was the actual Main Bad Guy all along, not that other guy..." If it turns out the leaks are true and he is the first Force-user or something, then all is forgiven.

>>94736161
It's just the perfect culmination and encapsulation of STAR WARS - spaceships fighting, troopers and tanks and aliens battling, and the ultimate showdown between good and evil wizard-knights. The synergy is unparalleled; the Battles of Naboo and Scarif come close but just don't quite cut it.

>>94729170
Star Wars education has to be computer/tech heavy if you're born in the Inner Rim. Where I'm from, officials are starting to push for more computer programming and engineering in the regular curriculum, so it's safe to assume that army goons, despite accelerated education, are given a solid base to understand computer tech. Heck, everyone seems to be pretty good at calculating astrogation jumps and we're talking space travel here.

>>94736032
>TFA shit is below everything except for the Gungan battle, and two of the weaker TCW battles
>Everything else from Mandalore to Geonosis is higher than TFA shit
Hmmmmmmm

>>94735970
Delet this,only Reylo art is allowed!

>>94736161
>evil wizard and his knight
I think that the dark side in a nutshell

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>>94736010
>>94736351
forget him this is what you're after

How did Snoke get so much money? Was he a playboy?

>>94735970
This is not happening. He gets with Rose.

>>94736403
......Rey/Kylo...why? Because it's normal in every single way! And accepted by the galactic society!

>>94736404
The Space Stock Market

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>>94736032
assault on Starkiller base

battle of Yavin

X -wing OP

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>>94736403
DISGUSTING

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>>94736422
>>94736404
it's like star wars has its own /pol/

>>94736404
>This is not happening. He gets with Rose.

She's the traitor.

>>94736500
Now this...this is what I call normal. Good job.


>>94736509
Delet this. It's just against any law of nature. It's very weird and disgusting for both. She needs a strong man like Kylo.

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>>94736520
Not really.
DJ is a traitor. Sort of.

>>94736500
Did Kylo pleasure Rey?

>>94736578
This is cute.

>>94736578
>DJ is a traitor.

You've been played.

TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHIPPING BULLSHIT TO >>>/aco/ ALREADY AND STOP SPAMMING THIS FUCKING GENERAL WITH YOUR /pol/ TIER CROSSPOSTING

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>>94736509
...and suddenly, I feel a whole lot awkward.

>>94736628
GTFO.

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>>94736567
>She needs a strong man like Kylo.
strong man
Kylo
don't see it

>>94736578
Is he our man?

>>94736500
They look so cute together. Reylo gets so much better.

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>>94736590
Of course he is.

>>94736693
Atleast Kylo has a six pack. Finn is just...a nice guy and a little fat.

>>94736628
ok, I will stop the FinnRey post....sorry

>>94736700
I mean,did Kylo pleasure Rey in the bed? Did he do it better than his grandfather with Padme?

>>94736721
He should feel bad,not you.

>>94736700
What makes Reylo so great? Familly,passion,love and peace. All together. May the force be with you Reylo fans.

>>94735407
Yeah, they're faked. With very good technology by very smart people - after the bit with the black hole in Interstellar I would not be at all surprised to see more and more natural phenomena appearing in faked footage simply because the fakery is good enough.

Some things are hard with practical effects, it's not like the NRO would have scaled up their Orion launcher fleet to support Kubrick's moon landing shoots if he could have done it more easily.

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>>94727088
>3-5 comics about him on Tatooine already
>An entire Rebels episode focused on him vs Maul
>Kenobi would never leave his duty of guarding Luke to go off on an adventure
>McGregor and Neison are too old to do a prequel

I would still watch it but I really don't see the appeal to normies. Would normies really tolerate Obi-wan wandering Tatooine/meditating with Qui-gon for 2 and a half hours?

>>94736700
How will you feel /swco/ after Reylo will happen in TLJ? How much will the boards change after this?

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>>94736737
Yes! He licks her pussy every night! He got his skills from the Girls!

>>94736864
PERFECTION

>>94736755
No, I posted FinnRey to piss him off looks like it backfire onto me and made him stranger

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who hate Starkiller base

I believe there should be only two planet killer

>>94736902
I love Reylo.

>>94736628
I agree with you but typing all caps and complaining makes you look retarded. Just start reporting.

Sad thing is we use to have dedicated storytimes and we dont even do that anymore. We don't even discuss. Just waifupost and spam. All good things must end, anon. Just accept it and move on. /tg/ is love.

>>94736847
/swco/ will become /reylo general/ by 2018.

Let's discuss about Reylo. What's your favorite moment? How does Rey's and Kylo's relation go?

>>94736937
Build a planet killer on or next to fucking Illum, a place where people like Luke would certainly checkout.

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>>94737011
10000 troopers vs one Jedi

I think we can take him,

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Why does Thrawn get away with being so over the top

>>94736937
If it really was Ilum in disguise, then you basically had the Empire hollow it out searching for kyber crystals, the First Order turn it into a weapon on the remains of the Empire's installations and rhen remove it entirely when it blew up, thus depriving the Jedi of yet another spiritual center.
Thematically, it works, but it's yet another Death Star.

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>>94736997

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All you retards have to do is filter out the word Reylo
How have you not thought of that yet?

>>94737151
They secretly enjoy it

>>94737080
>Why does Thrawn get away with being so over the top


I think it a high ranking officer thing

>>94737151
>being so much of a cuck to use filters to make this thread your safe space
loving every laugh

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>>94737320
>bitches complaining about every thread being reylo spam
>propose solution
>GOD STOP MAKING THIS YOUR SAFE SPACE

How were the Jedi not able to see the Clones about to turn on them?
I understand that on Coruscant that Palpatine was able to cloud the precognition of the people near him, but even across the galaxy too?
The Jedi use precognition to deflect blaster bolts that are normally too fast to react to. If Palpatine could stop precognition, then why not do it all the time and let the droid army slaughter the Jedi?

>>94736032
>I have to choose between Scariff and Hoth

fuck

Y'all hear the news that the British Princes and Tom Hardy are going to have cameos in VIII?

>>94737443
>How were the Jedi not able to see the Clones about to turn on them?
The clones were utterly loyal until literally seconds after receiving order 66.

>>94737493
Can't wait for them to be Stormtroopers

>>94737538
But the Jedi can literally see the future, especially when it's something bad

>>94737558
>You get to appear in a SW movie
>But as a Stormtrooper

Y/N?

>>94737562
If they saw everything and only things that were going to happen, the entire saga never would have happened

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Say it with me Commander Iden Versio

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>>94737493
DARTH BANE?

>>94737581
Nonsense. You can have foreknowledge of the future and still fuck up.
Look at Luke in Empire

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How big was the shitstorm when Maul's saberstaff was revealed? I remember autistic "purists" reeing for months when they revealed Kylo's crossguard saber despite there being stupid light-weapons in the EU for years like Lumiya's whip and Maris Brood's tonfa.

>>94737558
>>94737607
Aren't you a little BIG to be a Stormtrooper?

>>94737576
If I get to be competent and have at least one small scene where I take my helmet off then yes

>>94737597
Commander Iden Versio

>>94737629
The only Stormtrooper to take his helmet off so far is Finn, and look where that got him. You'd end up playing a turncoat ""good guy""

>>94737094
>depriving the Jedi of yet another spiritual center

suck to be a new Jedi after the ROTJ it's time to build a new sabre.... oh fuck

>>94737443
>How were the Jedi not able to see the Clones about to turn on them?

too busy fighting off the CIS to look back and ask questions about the clone.

>>94737609
Pure hype.

I almost wish they kept it a surprise in the movie though, rather than showing it in the trailers. Ditto with Kylo's crossguard saber.

But lately, toys seem to be the biggest problem with leaks so I doubt Kylo's crossguard saber would have been able to be kept secret for long..

>>94726674
when does the final season of Rebels start airing?

I felt bad for the clones

They had those chips in their head that made them kill the Jedi they battled and bonded with, and when they killed them they remembered it

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>>94737609
Lumiya's whip was cool

>>94737608
>people get visions of things that could possibly happen, with one of them maybe being possibly true
>they can't tell the difference
it's not like they got these longwinded letters that are an outline of the film, it was more that they didn't believe one over all the others. It's really that simple. It's not as though they were perfect oracles, they were just doing their best. I think you're taking the 'seeing the future' thing a little too literally.

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>>94737713
good dead to the Jedi order

>>94737080

How does one even begin to paint something -that- big with that level of sharpness and accuracy? Did Thrawn just hand the engineers building the ship the drawing on the right and just say "make it happen, good luck?"

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>>94727361
Leia's an racist rich bitch and deserved it

>>94737731
I'm just a little disappointed that you have thousands of warrior-monks with the ability to see the future (to some degree) and the lot of them were totally surprised.

Like maybe 10% started having nightmares about Clone betrayals.
You think the Council might think something about that considering how shady the origins of the Clones were .
And even if the Council didn't do shit, what if hundreds of Jedi fled the Republic fearing what they thought would happen?

I'm just annoyed that the Jedi's ability to see the future is such an integral part of the plot of RotS (with regards to Anakin fearing Padme's death) but it doesn't touch any other part of the story when it ought to as well.

>>94737609

People lost their shit about it. You have this sinister demon-looking motherfucker staring you down as he lights up one blade, then -another- one lights up? It established him as a previously unknown threat.

The part in TFA where Leia hugs maRey Sue instead of Chewbacca after Han died really pissed me off

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>>94737713
A lot of them were fine with it, the chip just gave them a little push and kept them in line in case their emotions did push through.

Some of them hated themselves for it though, like the Clone who went mad in the Kanan comic, choosing to sacrifice himself so that Kanan would have a chance to survive, after what happened to Depa Billaba.

>>94737833
This has already been explained though.

Yoda mentions in the movies that something is clouding their foresight, and it's revealed in TCW that Sheev has been using Sith Alchemy in a tomb beneath the Jedi Temple to do it.

You underestimate the power of the Sith, Sheev's ability to manipulate and cloud the Jedi took incredible power.

>>94737894
Yeah that was really dumb.
Chewie consistently gets the short stick

>>94737833
"Hmmm. The Dark Side clouds everything. Impossible to see, the future is."

>>94737894
>That shred of care in JJ when he admitted that he made a mistake in an interview
>The hatred-fuel follow-up interview where he says he doesn't actually regret it because it was a special moment between two women

Everytime something in TFA is shit, it always gets traced back to him and makes me fucking seeth with anger.

>>94737833
They were all spread thin, considering the clone wars and all that. Plus, the Sith were clouding it, as Yoda mentioned. Anakin seeing padme's death works because he is selfish, and the very possibility of losing her probably scared him, because he was attached. That makes sense that he would assume that one is right, even if it isn't
Why didn't they just test Sheev's midi count lol, that would have fixed it all

>>94737937
Don't blame the dog for the actions of the master.
JJ admitting his mistake was his honest opinion. But then he remembered who pays his bills and covered up for them.

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>>94737964
>Why didn't they just test Sheev's midi count lol, that would have fixed it all

>>94737964
>Why didn't they just test Sheev's midi count lol, that would have fixed it all
To be fair, midichlorian count should a be thing that's tested in everyone's childhood
Like blood type or fingerprints.

The Jedi have lists of Force sensitive babies, right? So they must do something like it

>>94737979
>TFW Luke will probably be killed off in the least satisfying way while Rey one ups him because of all the shittalking Hamill has been doing

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>>94738044
Nah
The Mouse isn't that petty.
Luke is an icon and jerking him off a bit will get good ticket sales.
But Rey will still be da bestest though. That's a direct order from the very top

>>94737986
did the lol not tip you off that I was being ironic
>>94738013
But testing everyone ever would have been ridiculous, and midichlorians don't necessarily mean jack shit, they measure potential

>>94738081
>But testing everyone ever would have been ridiculous, and midichlorians don't necessarily mean jack shit, they measure potential
I'm not saying start a program of testing. I'm saying it should have been there from the start. Just like how we do today with basic tests at birth.

It must have been done at least some of the time due to that List, right?

>>94738013
>The Jedi have lists of Force sensitive babies, right? So they must do something like it
oooh, ooh, i know this one, and I even have a canon answer! Jedi vision's and premonitions made thousands of years ago and are written down in a super secret jedi holocron. Its what Cad Bane steals in that episode of the clone wars, right?

Or am I high, and thats just a fever dream of mine?

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>>94737964
>>Why didn't they just test Sheev's
hay Sheev's can we test your blood
why?
to see if your a Sith
is this a religion? so no

>>94738108
Basic tests during birth to find potential issues that could impact the baby's life going forward is not the same as testing every living being for signs of them being your mortal enemy.

>>94738108
I thought it was more of a 'hey my kid is levitating the fucking kitchen table, can you give him a life that's better than living in poverty' kind of list, where people reported their children. Especially during the war, when there wasn't really time for Jedi to travel.
what about people who live in bumfuck nowhere, that are on the outer skirts, far from any Jedi?

>>94738116
"The Kyber crystal, the data on which can only be read by holocrons."
"What's on the crystal?"
"A list of every known Force-sensitive child in the galaxy, the future younglings, the future of the Jedi Order."
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kyber_memory_crystal

Fuck yeah, not crazy~!

>>94738154
>Basic tests during birth to find potential issues that could impact the baby's life going forward
I think Force sensitivity would impact a child's life
At best, they never notice anything
At worst, they turn into a psychopath because they figure out they can make people do what they want

>>94738069
long time no see.

>>94738201
Again. What do people who live in bumfuck nowhere that can't even afford clean water do? It would be a huge waste of resources.

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post spec ops

>>94738180
How was that list created though?
The canon doesn't say that crystal memory devices were another other than fancy USB sticks

>>94738221
Yeah probably
But Sheev wasn't from bumfuck nowhere
He was from Naboo, which was a pretty big deal

>>94738201

let your one and only baby join a crazy religion order don't have kids anon

>>94738253
Okay, shieldgate, we've been over this. It would have been a resource intensive effort, And the Jedi would have lost favour that they needed, considering they were fighting an unpopular war, and people already disliked them and their ivory towers.

>>94738261
There seemed plenty of parents willing to do just that in that one episode

Considering how young Jedi recruits need to be, it's not unheard of
It's been going on in the Republic for a thousand generations