Lies cartoons told us

>>94723016
Bread or sweets (candy/chocolate) work even better

>>94723016
That was a decent TTG episode

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>>94723016
>Opening an umbrella will slow your fall

I actually jumped off a jungle gym when I was 7 and I didn't get hurt but I did turn my mom's umbrella inside out

>>94723016
Is "Tabasco sauce" a trademark or can anyone use the name?

>Garbage is a brown/green sludge

>>94723096
that sounds adorable, I'm glad you didn't get hurt bud

>>94723152
Tabasco is a Mexican state.

>>94723096
My dad says he did that after watching Mary Poppins.

>>94723016
not
>hot sauce makes you breathe fire

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>>94723016
Explosions turn you into a tribal black person instead of, you know, killing you

>>94723188
what

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>>94723016
>tabasco sauce
>spicy

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>>94723532
I've had much spicier sauces, pic related, but I still dare you to gulp tabasco straight from the bottle... see how long you last

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>>94723152
Tabasco are a type of pepper

>>94723016
>making it even more painful
That's just a meme. Water does jack to help, but it doesn't make it worse. Stop believing everything Modern Family tells you.

maybe it's cause I didn't grow up in America but I always expected science fairs to be a way bigger deal in my school life than they ended up being

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>All cheese looks has holes/looks like swiss cheese

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>>94723675
justified

If you don't put holes in it, it could be a block of anything similarly colored, even wood when in a cartoon.
Cheese is identified by the holes

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>Being drunk makes you hiccup

never had this happen to me

>Push a little snowball from top of a mountain
>Becomes a giant ball as it rolls down

I tried this as a kid. And the snowball literally get disintegrated just a few meters down

>>94723858
Rather than drunk, it's a drunkard kind of thing, like the red nose.

>>94723858
It actually happens to me sometimes and it's annoying as fuck

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>>94723490
Man I never really appreciated this gag until now.

>there are Saint Bernard dogs patrolling snow bound areas that will dig you out and give you booze from a mini barrel around their collar
Granted I know these were based on real world rescue dogs but I thought they were super common or something. The warm booze always looked so good.

>>94723968
I did it a few times as a kid and it didn't disintegrate. However, it wasn't a ball. It was more like a tire because it only rolls on one side. That was disappointing.

>>94723968
>>94724294
I've done it loads of times. Granted it doesn't become as massive as it does in cartoons but all you need is a decent size snowball to start, good snow and enough of a gradient for it to roll down.

t. European mountaineer

>>94723490
Fuck, I never knew.

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>>94724257
The only problem is that people are being extremely sensitive to it now so it's cut out of every TV showing

I honestly don't see any problem with it, I mean not being /pol/ or anything but I wish people would stop being offended by EVERYTHING

>>94724259
What fucking cartoons are you watching where this is a regular occurrence?

>>94724387
I wish they could just understand the fact it was a different time and go with it.

>>94724412
Tom and Jerry

>>94723152
Its like champaign and bourbon

>>94724470
>>94724412
I think I saw it in a bugs bunny cartoon as well.

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>>94723858

>Driving home from family member's wedding
>Carting my drunk brother and sister-in-law to their house
>Teeny hiccups come from back seat
>"You okay back there?"
>Small voice from behind, "yea."
>Teeny hiccups continue
>My face

Doesn't happen to everyone, but there are those who do get drink hiccups. They can also be adorable.

>>94724387
>>94724464
Just like the people who defend the changes made to fantasia
Without the sunflower character the animation just looks incomplete

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>>94724259
Fun Fact: The Saint Bernards back in the day were leaner, the modern breed is huskier and has more hair, it would overheat if they tried to use it as a rescue dog

>>94723490
I never understood it as blackface as a kid; I just assumed it was a cartoon physical gag, like someone's neck stretching out when they fall so we can see their expression.

>>94725640
That could very well be the case but everyone is too fucking sensitive nowadays

They won't show Speedy Gonzales because it's "racially insensitive"
I know so many Mexicans who think Speedy Gonzales is hilarious and love him

Should Pepe Le Peu be offensive to the french?
I guess Foghorn Leghorn should be offensive to boisterous rednecks?
Fucking Elmer Fudd is offensive to people who hunt?
Should Bugs FUCKING bunny be offensive to New Yorkers????

How far are we gonna take this shit???

>>94725798
foghorn leghorn is Cajun, his name even sounds like the way they talk

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>Broccoli, Brussels Sprouts, Meat Loaf, etcetera are all disgusting.

>>94726202
Brussel sprouts are legitimately revolting. They smell like shit and taste horrid.

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>>94723593
STEP UP YOUR GAME NIGGA!

>>94724951
>Dead dog found on icy cold mountain
>Cause of death: heat exhaustion

>>94724387
They just look like dogs.

>>94723016
It takes a couple of seconds for gravity to kick in

>>94726419
>Gravity won't hit you if you don't look down
I don't side with John K much, but I get why he was pissed about the ending of Wackyland.

>>94726245
Fuck off, learn to cook and maybe they wouldn't be so shit

>>94726331
Yeah, well, as silly as it sounds you try wearing a few extra layers of fat rolls and a couple of extra pounds of fur and it doesn't sound so crazy after all. Modern St. Bernards are notorious for overheating

>>94726245
It's a matter of taste I, as an adult, actually kind of like them

>>94726202
I don't see that much disgusting meatloaf on TV

Broccoli is legitimately bad tasting to me raw but it's a matter of opinion, also I kind of like it if it's steamed or in broccoli beef. It's mostly a matter of taste.

>>94726245
cook them in a pan with a olive oil mixed with seasonings and a tiny bit of balsamic vinegar.
or just cook it in bacon grease. shits delicious with a hard apple cider
/ck/ has taught me things

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maybe not a lie, but I was really disappointed as a kid that wolverine never shot lightning from his claws like in the intro

>>94726682
He already has plot armor like crazy, it's basically his superpower
one of the last characters to ever need more powers is Wolverine

>>94723016
Things/people vanish with a twinkle if launched into the sky

>>94726725
I was like 6 or 7, I didnt know shit except that it looked awesome and that it was a shame it never happened in the show

>>94726732
you mean they don't??

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Dreams come true.

>>94726815
They do... when you work hard for them instead of wishing to a star

>>94723858

it only happens when you are drunk and you really want to act like you are not

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>>94723016
Good guys win and get the girl

>>94726682
you'd think he'd have some insane ability make sparks with his claws if he really needed to or something.

>>94726644
I only ever go to /ck/ for the Jackposting. I feel kinda bad because I'm part of the problem.

>>94726886
They do, when they're not complete pussies

>>94726854
Yeah, you got a point.

>>94723031
This isn't true. Milk beats bread. Dunno about chocolate but there is chili chocolate so it probably doesn't work too well.

>>94724516
The girl I am kind of seeing is a tiny asian and she hiccups and sneezes fits fairly frequently for some reason. Like at least a little fit a day. She sounds like Jerry when he hiccups for both of them.

>>94723637
Hot drinks like tea or coffee make it worse.

>>94727191
I've tried them all and at least for me, drinking water is terrible, just spreads the spice, milk is alright but eating a jolly rancher or biting into a hershey bar or drinking some sweet juice is better than milk and shortens the amount of time it burns

>>94726854
What if you wish "I wish that this wish will come true"?

>>94724259
Afaik they don't have alcohol. This would be bad.

>>94724387
polo shirt, tiki torch carrying bitch ass motherfucker

>>94727294
Well sorry if I triggered you, special snowflake, but I just wish people weren't so sensitive

I don't like racist assholes or tiki torch carriers either btw

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>>94727366
>Well sorry if I triggered you, special snowflake
>>94724387
>I mean not being /pol/ or anything
have some self-awareness

>>94727525
There's a lot of metal between the two ends of the horseshoe, you know

>>94723490
When I was a little kid, I saw that exact same cartoon that screencap is from, and thought the joke was that he looked like a sunflower. I had no idea blackface was even a thing.

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>>94727525
>everything has to be black or white there can never be anything in the middle!

>>94726854
That's not necessarily true.
Working hard doesn't always yield results because one could have the wrong idea of what to work hard on. Time can be horribly invested in damn near killing yourself over nothing.

>>94726202
They need to actually be prepared properly, which they rarely are. For example, just dumping brussel sprouts into a boiling pot is not how you prepare them

>>94728119
Yeah luck, networking, and working smart is also very important but I wanted to keep it simple

I'm not gonna write an article for a 4chan thread, buddy

>>94727775
wait that isnt the joke?

>>94725798
Pepe Le Peu is disliked because it's hard not to see him as a rapist.

>>94728687
>frenchmen are rapists

>>94728273
There should be an Adam Ruins to everything you just said.

>>94723532
It might not be spicy, but straight up drinking that shit probably wouldn't be pleasant.

>>94725798
>How far are we gonna take this shit???
way too far

>>94723532
Why don't you drink it like Silvester is drinking on OP's photo and see how tough you are, mr tough guy?

Post it on youtube and prove how tough you are

>>94725798
I have never understood why white people think Speedy Gonzales is offensive. He wears a sombrero and has an accent. Outside of that, I truly don't fucking know what kind of racial stereotypes he's supposed to be representing.

>>94729440
Buddy took that on a bet since it "wasn't hot". Cried like a bitch on the toilet for about an hour

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>>94729772
Like I said it's ridiculous. People are just getting too sensitive.

Speedy is quick on his feet and constantly outsmarts Silvester. If anything he's a hero to latin children.

>>94729824
I completely agree with you. He seems like the prototypical example of "representation in media" or whatever the fuck people say these days. I just know that people say he's a racist depiction, but I have never heard a single explanation as to why that is. I don't even mean a good explanation, it's just people say that Speedy Gonzalez is racist and leave it at that, as if everyone is supposed to understand and agree.

>>94729782
Exactly. Horseradish isn't that spicy either but eating a bunch of it will blow out your sphincter. That wasn't just a joke on American Dad.

>>94724387
The cartoons that use that gag are from a different time

>>94729782
Yeah, but it's not because of the chili but because Tabasco sauce is made up of mostly vinegar. I wouldn't drink a bottle of vinegar.

>>94727246
Also Coke, or if you're really hurting just put a spoonful of sugar in your mouth.

>>94723675
Adding to that:
>Mice like cheese

>>94730312
Fucking this. I blew my god damned mind as a kid that my parents prepared mouse-traps with peanut butter instead of cheese, and that that worked.

I was also confused as to why I couldn't find their tiny homes burrowed in the wall through door-shaped "mouse-holes".

>mouse holes are neat little gateways out in the open

>>94730362
>>94730397
Fucking ninja' me

>>94727775
>>94728314

I thought it was a sunflower. It doesn't look like other examples of blackface around the time and it was still allowed in the showings we watched

>>94726886

Have you ever considered the possibility that you're not the good guy?

>>94730208
>Coke
are you fucking insane?

>>94723858
Happens to my wife every time when she has a drink too many. It's annoying.

>>94730428
You aren't wrong, technically. But remember that the Black Centaur in Fantasia that Disney wants to desperately pretend never existed was called Sunflower.
http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Sunflower

>>94723237
>Mexico
>State

>>94723525
garbage is oftentimes pictured as a uniform mass of dark green stuff in cartoons.

>>94724259
The one cartoon (I think it was a Bugs Bunny one) where a saint bernard comes to dig out whoever it was out of the snow, only to fix a martini from it's small barrel (olive of course included) and drink it himself is one of the funniest gags I remember from childhood cartoons.

>>94730512
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/States_of_Mexico
So what the fuck are they? And you better not just say they're "Estado".

>>94730582
I make it kind of a small deal that they're called states, it just seems funny to me.

>>94730576
My. Nigga.
I still love that bit, and I didn't even get the alcohol joke as a kid. Something about going through incredible effort to find someone, only to immediately abandon them in favor of a stupidly selfish act you could have done at home is the height of comedy for me to this day.

>animals and the one food they love
>mice/rats love cheese
>horses/rabbits love carrots
>monkeys/apes love bananas
>police love donuts

>>94730208
Motherfucker, anything carbonated is going to make it worse.

>>94729724
and shill your country produce?

>>94730621
Okay. Sorry, maybe this is a translation thing. I don't speak Spanish, so I'm not understanding the humor.

>>94726854
Fucking republicans

>>94730671
Keep wishing then and see how long it takes for it to come true cuckboy

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>>94730671
The actual fuck?

>every single console videogame in existence is either a zelda, raiden, contra, or a street fighter clone

>>94730720
Shit son, you're young. I remember when all "video games" were Centipede.

>>94730704
>cuck

You have to go back.

>>94730730
How about when every game was Sonic The Hedgehog or Mario

Cartoony mascot with attitude

>>94730745
maybe you should wish for it you little bitch see if your wish ever comes true

HAHAHA

>>94730751
You have no idea what Centipede is, do you?

Fuck me, I'm old.

>>94730312
In the same vein, cats are batshit about milk and dogs have a fetish for a bone with zero meat on it.

>>94723016
Funny enough, Chalk Zone directly addressed this trope and said milk > water when it comes to combating spicy foods.

>>94726472
What did he say about it?

>>94730658
Silly. They speak mexican, not spanish.

>>94730762
finna cringe

>>94730779
Bitch I played Centipede in a seedy arcade full of mohawk-wearing-boombox-listening punks AND on the 2600 at home

And asteroids, and Missile Command, and Pacman and Galaga and Donkey Kong

>>94730836
So, why bring up Sonic and Mario? Of course I remember the 90s, but that obviously wasn't what I was talking about. Video games in cartoons weren't portrayed as Sega vs. Nintendo in media until the fucking Dreamcast was nearly dead.

Hell, that's really the thing, isn't it? When movies/tv want to bring up video games, they're always ten years behind reality.

>>94730652
chicken

>>94730651
>>94730488
>>94730208
>>94727246
>>94727191
>>94723031
>>94723016
Fools. Ice-Cream is the best coolant for your mouth after you eat spicy food.

>Dogs hate/chase cats

>>94724951
uh, I never considered that dog breeds change over such small period of times. TIL

>>94726202
I like all three of these desu

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>>94730940
It's a very interesting topic, it's sad and quite grotesque. You should research it a bit.

For example:

https://dogbehaviorscience.wordpress.com/2012/09/29/100-years-of-breed-improvement/

>"The German Shepherd Dog is also a breed that is routinely mentioned when people talk about ruined breeds; maybe because they used to be awesome. In Dogs of All Nations, the GSD is described as a medium-sized dog (25 kg /55 lb), this is a far cry from the angulated, barrel-chested, sloping back, ataxic, 85-pounders (38 kg) we are used to seeing in the conformation ring. There was a time when the GSD could clear a 2.5 meter (8.5 ft) wall; that time is long gone."

In some dogs the changes to the breed cause disease, painful joint diseases, and suffering to the poor dogs

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>>94730627

I just watched it and I love how hilariously absurd it is.

The absurdity of it is probably why I love the "I bet you kiss girls"/"no way fag" stuff so much too.

>>94731040
Exactly! You get it. The stupid over-exertion of effort just to deny a "reward" will never not be funny to me.

>>94726519
Nvidia is breeding dogs now?

>>94727263
What if i say i never lied? Is this my first lie?

>>94725640
It usualy isn't it just looks like blackface.

>>94731292
That wasn't his point. He didn't get the racist angle.

>>94726202
But that's true.

>>94729772
Apparently Speedy's supposed to be a reversal of the stereotype that Mexicans are slow, lazy, useless idiots, with the joke being that he goes way in the other direction and that's so funny and absurd because in reality it's the opposite.

>>94731351
...
But Slowpoke Rodriguez exists. And even fucking then, Slowpoke can rape the mind of anyone who opposes him.

>>94729772
>>94729824
>>94729875
Wasn't his cousin Slowpoke Rodriguez actually offensive because of how lazy and surprisingly violent he was? Speedy never rubbed me as racist.

>>94727775
That was the joke. It just looked kind of like blackface.

The moon was made of cheese

>>94723670
In america they are like three kids who try and the rest who phone it in.

>>94731380
Slowpoke Rodriguez at least fit the stereotype. Even then, he was fucking powerful as hell. He deserved to be lazy because he could obliterate the mind of anyone/anything he came across.

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>>94726854
ashidanza!
You need to learn how to relax

>>94726732
I think that was only pokemon.
But then I suppose that was the only show it frequently happened in (and it's still funny 20 years later)

>>94723858
It happens to me everytime i drink and its cold outside, the worst part is that everyone thinks im drunk,

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Spiders have antenna

>>94729824
Im mexican and i love speedy, also the people in charge of dubs never changed the name to some lame translation (daffy to lucas) so everyone knows him by his real name.

>>94731651
why Lucas?
i thaught it would be somthing like Paco pato

>>94730484
Maybe not now, but I use to be

>>94731885
Good people dont turn bad, bad people just stop trying.

>>94723016
water works perfectly fine, the other "better" solution are placebo.

>>94732133
>I don't understand spicy food

>>94726202
Meat Loaf is fucking hamburgers
just slap some cheese on it and it's a cheeseburger

>>94723096
Eh, it's a jungle gym and you were young and tiny. A 7 foot drop isn't that bad for you so long as you're ready for it. I fell 10ft when I was 6 or 7, landed on my arm on gravel and I only had a bruise.

>>94723968
I've done this. It does need 2 things: a decent size and semi wet snow. Too small, the snowball goes nowhere, snow not wet enough, doesn't pick up anything. Then it turns into a snowbale rather than a snowball.

>>94724387
It's not even really black face, what else is going to show that something was burnt other than black? These are animals so they're just showing the muzzle.

>>94730933
They'll chase them if you let them. You have to train out that behavior.

>>94726140
I always saw him as a southern good ol' boy, or maybe a preacher.

>>94726682
Even better was playing the x-men arcade game and being DEEPLY disappointed in finding out that wolverine has never shot lasers out of his claws.

>eating a can of spinach would give me superhuman strength like Popeye
All I did was make my young self sick and have my ass beat by bullies, but I still ate spinach afterwards as side dishes.

>>94726202
I loved broccoli and meat loafs as a kid, but I still despise brussels sprouts.

>>94730895
Anything that is dairy-based will be the best coolant. It's why I always have yoghurt with me whenever I eat Indian or Chinese.

>>94731018
See, I remember the old GSD, a neighbor had one. That thing was crazy since it would literally hop to the top of a fence just to bark at you. Never went past the fence, but seeing a dog's head suddenly appear at the top of a 6ft fence and barking it's head off at you when you're 10 will scare the crap outa you.

>>94730803
He mostly mad about how it ruined the falling gag by lampshading how the writers think it works to a point of being a plot resolution. The problem is the falling gag works because the character DOESN'T know they've ran out of floor to begin with whereas in Tiny Toons they know a space where there's no floor but think by not looking down they can walk on air.

>>94724514
You do realize that those kinds of areas are kinda pissed at people for using their name for what are essentially shitty knockoffs?

>>94729772
Mexican people tend to be compared to rats/vermin.

>>94723490

I'm glad in reality it would kill you.

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Not quite the same but for years I was convinced boy skunks had two stripes and girl skunks one.

>>94724951
That's messed up

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Anybody else think Tabasco™ sauce tastes like puke? I love tabasco peppers but when you drown them in vinegar it tastes like stomach bile.

>>94723096

Opening an umbrella literally will slow your fall. Do you know how physics works?

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Love wins.

>>94736627
The idea that crows and ravens have yellow beaks and feet.
Likely it's just easier to animate.

>>94736640
It just reads better.