WHY
>>94720826
Why not?
Would Granny Goodness even be well known enough by the average DCU citizen for this to be a thing?
>>94720863
Pretty sure Apokolips has invaded their universe at some point in the past.
>>94720826
Ed Asner voice. Yes or no?
>>94720990
Would anyone even be into her whole thing?
Actually yes if she was hot I guess.
>>94720863
Who's to say Granny Goodness isn't in charge of the bar?
>>94720990
But would anyone remember Granny? Pretty sure people would just remember Darkseid and the parademons. Maybe Kalibak.
Granny Goodness huh.
>>94721052
Damn Granny looks like that?
I seriously thought Harley was going to fart on the Floronic man and have Batman light her fart on fire at the end.
>>94720826
...goodness gracious.
C'mere and give Granny some sugar, sweetums!
>>94720826
>sexy women is a creepy fetish now
>>94721052
That dog is massive.
She seems to enjoy getting licked by him.
>>94720826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g27Q17QlXpE
>>94721561
Fuck it, someone's gotta be willing to draw Asner in that getup.
>>94721614
Apokaliptian dogs are all massive. They literally ride them to battle.
>>94721581
It's sexualizing Granny Goodness
>>94721762
Imagine they changed her outfit so that only the black bits cover anything and she's naked
>>94721762
And? We sexualized Darksied. There are tons of slutty cosplays. At the end of the day it's just a waitress at Superhooters. If it was the real Granny you'd have a point but it's not.
>>94720826
More likeMommy Goodness.
>>94720826
Bless you, Timm.
>>94720863
She'd be well known, but the bigger point is that looks absofuckinglutely nothing like DCAU Granny Goodness.
Come to think of it, I can't actually find a picture of her that does fit the green band motif, all of hers are black. We sure that's Granny? It reminds me more of one of her furies.
>>94720826
Low chance for a copyright suit from an intergalactic harem trainer
>>94722055
no shit it doesn't look like her. Who would want granny serving in a tittie bar?
>>94720826
Dick got raped and you panic for this shitty show off?
A motherfucking person got raped!
>>94721857
>Evil god alien who's threatened Earth multiple times
>Lets use her outfit for a hot waitress
It's like sexualizing Hitler
>>94720826
Sexy women are a creepy fetish now.
>>94722099
I mean it doesn't remotely look like her costume, obviously. We're talking it's more different than Batman and Superman, somehow.
>>94722114
a superpowered dominatrix hitler
>>94722139
duh, Granny's costume isn't sexy.
>>94721074
In her youthful prime? yeah
>>94722167
>You will never watch Young Darkseid fuck Prime Granny
>>94722160
>The waitress doesn't look like her because she's not sexy
>The costume looks nothing like her costume because that costume isn't sexy
Guys I'm starting to think they might not find Granny sexy.
>>94722229
granny isn't sexy, her power is. That's the attraction of the bar. Powerful supervillains and heroines catering to your every whim. Slap a grey wig on a big-tittied floozy, and they can be sexy on top of powerful, too.
>>94722139
>>94722055
>>94722229
Maybe because most DC civilians have never gotten a good look at Granny Goodness?
>>94720826
Sexy Granny Goodness feels wrong.
>>94722167
I didn't know that New Gods age.
>>94720826
Souce?
>>94723562
Batman & Harley Quinn, DC's new animated movie.
>>94720826
Can Timm's thirst ever be quenched?
>>94722114
I'm pretty sure that's part of the joke, that it's someone you'd never think a Hooters ripoff would sexualize.
>>94721052
you can't have her, young Granny Goodness is my waifu
>>94720826
she MADE herself this young, right?
....right?
>>94725880
it's just fake Hooters
>>94720826
Why not?!?
>>94722409
That's what makes it so right.
UNLEASH THE GILF LEWDS
>>94725915
thanks, hadn't seen the movie
>>94720826
*Yawn* It's been done before, anon.
Green Arrow and Black Canary Wedding Special has not only a group of strippers dressed as heroines, but a male strip club with the dancers dressed as heroes.
Harley's new voice actress can belt out a tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHrJBXrW8gs
>>94726445
I have never had any desire to go to a Hooters but I'd eat there every day.
>>94726511
Stupid DBaru. Draw some human MILFs and GILFs more than once every year!
>>94726511
M-Martha?!
>>94720990
which begs the question, who worked in that restaurant who actually went out of their way to order a SEXY GRANNY GOODNESS costume for a waitress uniform?
Think about that for a moment
>Harley Quinn animated movie
>uses designs from the DCAU
>not written by Paul Dini
what gives?
>>94726772
YEAH she can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8-8XDw5RfU
>>94726753
I think OP is questioning why make a sexy Granny costume.
>>94726875
I mean people make sexy villainess costumes all the time.
>>94726913
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?
THIS SOMEONE JUST MEME "I GOTTA FART SUPER BAD" INTO REALITY?
>>94726913
>We want the fart fetish audience
This is too low even for DC
>>94722114
Sexy Nazi has been a thing for a long long time dude
>>94727023
oh please, Bruce Tim has drawn Harley doing fart jokes in the 90s even
>>94726973
someone looked at granny goodness and thought "Damn she's fine...wish the costume looked more...like THIS"
and then either this waitress chose that costume, or her boss chose it.
A whole lot of fucked up people made fucked up decisions to produce that costume
>>94722210
>there will never be hot /ss/ of this
>>94726987
They never wanted the "fart fetish" audience, there isn't one, that isn't even a thing, and there's like 2 or 3 guys on Co who just really, really hate fart jokes and like to make up a whole secret fetish audience. Just stop, it's not real.
There are those who claim that this movie was split between Harly's boobs and Harly's rear. And she's managed to please, and torture, Nightwing just using her butt. Because resourcefulness.
>>94726807
Hooters covers up more, and all the girls dress the same. This place has more variety.
>>94727094
I mean, people manage to make a sexy firefighter/prison/literally shitty blue collarjob costume sexy. Maybe they're just fulfilling someone's white hair fetish.
>>94726987
no anon
they brought BACK the meme
i remember when it was new, but i haven't seen it in fucking years now
and then
this happens
fuck
>>94727214
shhhh dont mention it, pretend it didnt exist.
>>94726855
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?
>>94726855
Would you fuck Superman's mom?
>>94722114
>>94726913
>>94727689
Yeah, if she looked like that. I'll treat her nice, so no worries from big blue....right?
He would want to see his dear sweet divorced, hoover vac dick suckin' lips sweet sweet mother happy, right?
>>94727667
Cause I came 3 minutes ago and she's still sucking' aaaaaauggggh!!
>>94720826
Better question us why doesn't that little scene take place in a Little Tokyo section of Gotham so Duck could just go "Pfft, Maid Cafes will do anything to stay in business" and move on?
Oh, righ, it's because Bruce Timm's fetishes, that's why.
>>94726875
Someone with impeccable taste.
>>94722114
Moe dictators is a thing.
There's one of these for Stalin and Mao too.
Fuck this shitty movies, Timm. Give me a sequel to this
>>94728077
thats shit too
Some people just hate people having fun. Harley Quinn is a good movie. Gods is a good movie.
>>94728077
I still have no idea why they killed off Harley Quinn in that universe, if they made a sequel and she was in it shit would be cash
>>94720826
Official sexy art of a rarely sexualized character is a good thing.
>>94730016
>of granny fucking goodness
>>94730081
Anything can be made sexy once you take it out of its original context.
Who's the girl with the ponytail and glasses by Captain Clown?
I know that character design but can't place the episode.
>>94730684
Harley Quinn is looking fine as hell
>>94728077
Gods and Monster was literally worse.
>>94730939
Gods and Monsters was the most interesting animated thing I've seen DC put out in ages.
>>94721041
Machines that took pictures exsisted even during Darseid's invasion
>>94727689
The answer is yes. Look for a Supes/Marha picture by r-ex. Hot as fuck.
>>94731617
>Look for a Supes/Marha picture by r-ex.
I know exactly which picture you're talking about.
>>94727174
If fucking Mozart was into it, I can tell you that it is, indeed, a thing.
>>94720826
to be fair i thought it was emerald empress
>>94732074
>mozart was into woman farting
excuse me what
>>94721686
That's not the only time they get a ride ;)
>>94728077
>>94728169
>>94729896
>>94730939
>>94731104
We never got Green Lantern, Commander Steel, or Mary Marvel.
>>94722229
>Guys I'm starting to think they might not find Granny sexy
Well, they're wrong.
>>94732309
He was deaf, you know.
>>94733084
He's mute, you know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvtjOH8UDRQ&feature=youtu.be&t=5
>>94733084
That was Beethoven
>>94727719
Ha!
Girl Hitler.
>>94720990
>Pretty sure Apokolips has invaded their universe at some point in the past.
More like Jean Paul Gaultier, amirite?
>>94721012
WAIT! THAT'S GRANNY GOODNESS?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
>>94732309
https://books.google.mv/books?id=Lc4Yco9pA8AC&pg=PA26&lpg=PA26&dq=Yesterday,+though,+we+heard+the+king+of+farts/+It+smelled+as+sweet+as+honey+tarts/+While+it+wasn%E2%80%99t+in+the+strongest+of+voice/+It+still+came+on+as+a+powerful+noise&source=bl&ots=WJOtuWyWRf&sig=sbtqDzbQYLmJeMZ8ooSxyqV0Fi4&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi7k7uw6-DVAhVMp48KHfvBA38Q6AEILzAB#v=onepage&q=Yesterday%2C%20though%2C%20we%20heard%20the%20king%20of%20farts%2F%20It%20smelled%20as%20sweet%20as%20honey%20tarts%2F%20While%20it%20wasn%E2%80%99t%20in%20the%20strongest%20of%20voice%2F%20It%20still%20came%20on%20as%20a%20powerful%20noise&f=false
>>94733465
>>94730684
I think is Baby doll´s henchwoman. Why is Captain Clown in that bar? he is a robot and also dead.
>>94726445
Fuck, that animation is some choppy.
>>94720826
Just finished watching it. I gotta say, that ending, man. This movie really moved back and forth between being a bit gritty to being about wacky Harley hijinx.
All the sexual fanservice was a bit weird (but not unappreciated). Just felt such a dissonance with my childhood.
>>94734836
I liked the ending, was nice to see that Harley got back on track and even got her own show, seemed like a nod to The Batman's Harley Quinn
>>94734872
Yeah, wasn't complaining. Felt pretty fitting for her. The reveal that she was just a therapist-themed gameshow host was great.
>>94730684
Jeanette Miller
This guy is up to something.
>>94721052
I want to fuck that Granny.
>>94726445
Hey, Babs, I appreciate the look, but get your bare ass off the table where I'm about to have some fucking chicken wings.
Plus, those GL lights are pretty cool.
>>94733048
>Mary Marvel
>black girl with an Afro
I'm glad we never got that.
>>94722055
They look like a band of SJW lesbians.
>>94734836
Honestly, it wasn't a very good movie in any particular way. Weak plot. Bad animation. But the worst part was the dissonance. You've got straight up bloody murder in the first minute, a lame fart joke that goes on too long, a full musical number that exists solely for sexual fan service (not to mention the titty bar and Nightwing sex), that weird 60s Batman fight sequence, flagrant swearing mixed in with the kind of slapstick you only see in stuff for TV-Y7, and then a straight up "Ain't I stinker?" ending moment.
Who the Hell was this movie for? Too immature for adults. Too mature for kids. Too nostalgic for modern audiences. Too irreverently OOC for fans of the orginal TAS.
>>94736089
Also, some weird self-insert hard left politics by the writers. Yeah, we can look at Ivy and Woodrue's plot as being dumb and wrongheaded, but there was that weird two or three minute long villain aside where the might as well have turned to the audience and said, "SURE, YOU CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT BUT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING ABOUT IT. SHAME ON YOUUUU."
Also, the weird sexual politics. Half of the movie is straight up fan service, while the other half is really "I AM IMMUNE TO YOUR HU-MAN JUSTICE SYSTEM BECAUSE I HAVE LADY PARTS." Harley breaks a guys hand in a bar at her job and just is allowed to leave and walk home? No cops at all called on this lady who is dodging parole and is clearly accepting pay under the table given she has no actual physical address and isn't in the system at all (or else the parole officer would've found her)? And that whole weird sequence where they chase after Harley's bad prom date whose heinous crime was ditching her? The guy who gets physically accosted by three lunatic vigilantes in costume? All he gets for his trouble is Nightwing saying, "Sounds like you had it coming lawl."
Fuck that. You can't fucking write jokes like that anymore. We live in too divisive and belligerent a world to just drop in those old "it's okay when it happens to guys but not the girls" sort of joke. Like Nightwing's kidnapping especially. If that had been reversed sexually, WB studios would have been literally set on fire by arsonists by now. Instead? HILARIOUS JOEK.
>>94736195
>in the world of giant plant men, a killer clown roaming the streets, an asylum that inmates repeatedly break out of, a girl named harley quinn that can quadra super back flip over tall buildings, a man dressed in a bat costume fighting crime that abducts children and makes them also fight crime in spandex among numerous other things, not to mention property damage in the billions every single day
>but a man not filing a police report for getting his arm broke by a girl and the police not following up harley not visiting her parole is, in your mind, crazy
>>94736312
>some things are ilogical therefore all thing must ilogical
>>94736365
>well johnson, another fine day in gotham
>should we stop the demon man destroying and burning the downtown orphanage, or tell harley quinn off for skipping parole and breaking a mans arm that sexually assaulted her
>>94736079
I mean the Planet is called apocalypse
>>94722055
Lashina is underrated I feel.
>>94735943
The Black Marvel family has been a thing for decades.
>>94736079
You look like a band of SJW lesbians anon.
>>94736195
Stop taunting common sense with your annoyance at how people who aren't you get treated differently (better) then you.
>>94721052
why is she brown?
>>94728077
Never going to happen. Press F to pay respect.
>>94721052
How the fuck did Goodness got old and turned into a hag?
>>94720826
Not thicc enough.
Young goodness needs to be curvy as hell, just a single sandwich away from being fat. Once the youthful metabolism slows down she turns into the spud we all know and love. My headcanon, Granny Goodness was once Angela White hotness.
>>94732309
Well, he was German
>>94726913
The concept is interesting for a joke, but Harley has no need to be in it and the execution is terrible.
>>94727174
>you'll never be this naive