Sneed's Feed and Seed. (Formerly Chuck's.)

See, the joke lies within the rhyming of the store's name. Sneed, Feed, and Seed rhyme with each other as they each end in -eed. Taking that away, you are left with Sn, F, and S. The Sn is irrelevant in this point, but the F and S are important factors in this joke. The bottom line "Formerly Chuck's" provokes one to replace Sneed's name in the title, initially producing the name "Chuck's Feed & Seed. However, as the sign had previously conditioned us to rhyme all the words, the mind does not perceive this as the proper name. The mind then subconsciously isolates the F and S and looks to Chuck's name. Ch is thrown out as it has no rhyming value, and the true relevant phonetic begins with -uck. Therefore, applying the suffix to Ch, F, and S, we arrive at the title "Chuck's Fuck & Suck." The end result is a hilariously inappropriate name, one that would never fly on a public store. The reason this is not a true name is both due to an In-Universe reason and a much more abstract reason. Along with being morally offensive, this whole arrangement of words is a cleverly-devised sight gag, meant for someone to glance at it for the fleeting amount of time it has onscreen and ponder about it. "Sneed's Feed & Seed, Formerly Chuck's." They may first wonder who this Chuck fellow is before connecting his name in place of Sneed, and it is then the subconscious rhyming kicks in. The person thinks for a second, laughs, and says something along the lines of "That's hilarious. I can't believe they got away with that."
Of course, the joke is now ruined thanks to lolsofunny people spamming it to high heaven always asking, "What did they mean by this?" or "ITT: Joke's you don't get" or just randomly shouting Sneed and Chuck's names in random Simpsons threads, ruining or derailing any semblance of a discussion they had. Yes, we all know what the joke is. No, we don't need this to be a micromeme of the next few months. You're killing threads with it, so you can stop anytime now.

This is fresh pasta.

It will be served freshly.

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>>94720226
But which is Chuck?

And which is Sneed?

>>94720226
See, the joke lies within the rhyming of the store's name. Sneed, Feed, and Seed rhyme with each other as they each end in -eed. Taking that away, you are left with Sn, F, and S. The Sn is irrelevant in this point, but the F and S are important factors in this joke. The bottom line "Formerly Chuck's" provokes one to replace Sneed's name in the title, initially producing the name "Chuck's Feed & Seed. However, as the sign had previously conditioned us to rhyme all the words, the mind does not perceive this as the proper name. The mind then subconsciously isolates the F and S and looks to Chuck's name. Ch is thrown out as it has no rhyming value, and the true relevant phonetic begins with -uck. Therefore, applying the suffix to Ch, F, and S, we arrive at the title "Chuck's Fuck & Suck." The end result is a hilariously inappropriate name, one that would never fly on a public store. The reason this is not a true name is both due to an In-Universe reason and a much more abstract reason. Along with being morally offensive, this whole arrangement of words is a cleverly-devised sight gag, meant for someone to glance at it for the fleeting amount of time it has onscreen and ponder about it. "Sneed's Feed & Seed, Formerly Chuck's." They may first wonder who this Chuck fellow is before connecting his name in place of Sneed, and it is then the subconscious rhyming kicks in. The person thinks for a second, laughs, and says something along the lines of "That's hilarious. I can't believe they got away with that."
Of course, the joke is now ruined thanks to lolsofunny people spamming it to high heaven always asking, "What did they mean by this?" or "ITT: Joke's you don't get" or just randomly shouting Sneed and Chuck's names in random Simpsons threads, ruining or derailing any semblance of a discussion they had. Yes, we all know what the joke is. No, we don't need this to be a micromeme of the next few months. You're killing threads with it, so you can stop anytime now.

FUCK OFF /TV/

>>94720700
I keep forgetting that this board is actually /cs/, capeshit only.

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>>94720311
SOME CHUCKS ARE BORN
MAAAADE TO SUCK AND FUUUCK
UUUH IT'S CHUUUUUCK'S SHOOOOPPP YAAA

AND WHEN SNEED TAKES, OVER THEEEEE CONVIENCE STOOOREEE
TIME TO FEEEEED AND SEEEEEEEEEEED YEAAAAAAAAAA

IT AINT SNEED
IT AIN'T SNEEEED
FORMERLY CHUCKS SUCK N FUUUUCK

SOME CHUCKS ARE BORN
NEXT TO HOMERS FARM
LORD DON’T THEY SUCK YOU YAAAAAAAAA

BUT WHEN THE HOMER COOOMES THROUGH THE DOOR
LORD THE SHOP SELLS SEEDS N FEEEED

IT AINT SNEED
IT AIN'T SNEEED

>>94720311
Neither. Sneed is the one in the store

>>94722928
what did he mean by this

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>>94719761
If I take off that sign will you die?

>>94719761
/tv/ (Television & Film)

(Formerly /co/)

I think that the joke is funny, and joking about not understanding it is also fun, but it's starting to become a plague.
Please let's not become /tv/

>>94719761
I only just now got this. Am I turbo-'tarded?