Superman thread
Can I have some Superman reaction images?
>>94712797
>>94713055
>>94712797
2
but it isn't Sunday...
>>94712797
>>94713055
Can you?
>>94714682
Every day is a good day for Superman.
More like this?
>>94713055
>>94712797
>>94715061
Hope this counts
If this is still up when I get home I'll storytime something. Any requests?
>>94714685
>10 years of Smallville
>All the teen 00's alt rock you can handle
>Kryptonite never played once
Still mad
>>94715665
>Any requests?
I've never read Superman/Shazam First Thunder. Wouldn't mind giving it a try.
>>94715665
Secret Identity. Heard it was top 5
>>94715665
Maybe some silver age stories after the other Anon's requests.
Watch this guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeLybdHx1tE
Pure kino
>>94715786
I'm pretty sure 3 Doors Down are pissed about it too
>>94716003
I would've liked the Superstache.
>>94715122
Disgusting.
So you guys really like this Superman fellow, huh?
>>94718090
He ain't like you Clark, who runs away at the first sign of trouble.
>>94713055
>>94718090
Clark Kent would be a name fag. Have fun at your government job, paper boy.
>try to write a lewd Superman story
>spend so much time setting up the scenario it feels weird to pivot into filth
>feel both shame for starting it and frustration for not finishing it
THIS AM BIZARRO THREAD NOW
>>94715626
>posting Injustice Supes in a thread of peace
>>94718338
I don't run away, i-i go and find help. Someone's gotta do it.
>>94718406
I'll have you know that being a news reporter is a very fulfilling and lucrative career.
>>94718588
I feel you. You've just got to remember Superman is a carrying, passionate lover.What's your story about?
>>94718918
It's a femdom story with Maxima and her ladies in waiting. There's lots ofteasing, edging and oiled-up nude wrestling
>Have you done your best today, Anon?
>>94719018I'd read that.
>>94712797
Why is Superman the lamest superhero ever?
>completely unrelatable
>Mary Sue powers
>lame villains
>supporting cast is bland as hell
>>94719448
Good to know. I really do like the premise but it just feels like I'm rewriting the Maxima episode of S:tAS with sex. I guess that's just the autistic world of fanfiction, right?
I'll return to it, if only because I need to write more consistently. I have a lot of ideas for stories but what good are ideas if you don't try to write them.
>>94718629
Me not like Bizarro. Bizzar am one of the worst idea to come out of DC. Me honestly lament when me hear he in Injustice 2. Me won't play him.
What is your ideal powerset for superman? What abilities do you like him having and how strong/fast do you prerfer your superman?
>>94719174
Is there any qter dad out there?
>>94713055
>>94720040
Literally anyone else besides Superfag.
>>94713055
>>94714621
>>94719713Post it when you're done so I can beat off to it anon, thank you
>>94714660
I'm confused as to why his cape would tear like this and I guess the person who drew this isn't aware f either the (a) aura concept of the costume or (b) general invulnerability of anything Kryptonian/blanket is the cape version of the origin stories.
I'm mostly confused because the rest of the costume (what you could see) is intact. I suppose if the drawing was in the context of something like the Doomsday battle it would be clearer.
I otherwise like it.
>>94720037
the classic powerset
flight, speed enough to outrun a train, strength enough to lift battleships, laser eyes, x-ray vison, freezing breath,superventriolquism
>>94714682
We didn't have a thread this past Sunday.
>>94715122
>>94716869
His legs don't look that bad with the suit on. Here, he's looking like the New Jackman.
>>94713055
>>94718025
This is nice - anyone know where it's from? I'm having a hard time enlarging the signature and don't otherwise recognize the name but it looks good enough to have been from a pre-FP book? Or to be convention art/commission?
>>94718629
>picrelated
>>94720614
>Everyone gets a joke name
>Batman is still Batman
Stealth diss
>>94720614
>Sighborg
>>94714682
Its supposed to be Monday, for Miracle Monday anyhow
That would make it extra Superman-y
>>94717999
>>94715786
Really!?
Wtf?!
>>94720614
Who wrote this garbage? The Bizarro speak is all wrong
>>94720004
>>94719708
Its ok, anon.
Superman loves you anyway
Remembre that
>>94720364
Lordy ma Kent is looking
T H I C C
Reminder that Kal El is beautiful
>>94713028
>trunks
perfect
>>94723444
>Trips
>You will never have someone love you the way Clark doeseveryone
>>94714750
Higher res
>>94720614
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Action_Comics_Vol_1_847
>>94720212
I'm way into hopeful and inspirational Superman but I do love when he is genuinely pissed.
Same with Spider-Man.
>>94720127
Being a lanky nerd would be the perfect disguise for Clark.
Who would you guys have cast as Superman back in the late 90s?
Lois
> Joanna Going (wyatt earp)
Supergirl
> Monica Potter (along came a spider)
Power Girl
> Estella Warren (planet of the apes)
Lex
> John Lithgow (cliffhanger)
Brainiac
> Lance Henriksen (aliens, terminator)
Maxima
> Angie Everhart (bordello of blood)
>>94725958
...Dean Cain
>>94725958
>Estella Warren
She'd be too young in the late 90's to play powergirl
By law, your entire post and thus your opinions on anything are now shit.
>>94725095
Are you kidding me? Justice League Action just earned itself a watch.
>>94727622
That's Brave and the Bold
>>94727622
That's Brave and the Bold
>>94720212
This. First Thunder has a place on my bookshelf just for Supermans reaction (and facing down one of the few beings who can literally wreck him) because a kid basically got drafted.
>>94720234
Kek. Bet that basically made his life. And then he had to lose to Supergirl, and say it was an even fight, and he is totally inferior to her.
>>94717829
this was awesome art, great issue as well
>>94721439
Lobdell. Last week's Red Hoot and the Outlaws
>>94722463
>>trunks
>perfect
>>94725480
>Action_Comics_Vol_1_847
Thanks for the reply, anon!
Favorite Superman quote?
>>94733027
What's so funny about truth, justice and the american way?
>>94733027
"I feel like I live in a world of cardboard..."
>>94720314
>spoiler
Patrician taste. I'd nut if Supes uses it in Justice League Action
Has anyone here read It's Superman! It's been on my reading list for a while but I haven't got around to it yet.
>>94731293
That's correct. They're perfect
Is the fact that Kryptonite is radioactive remains of Krypton symbolic of the idea that an immigrants greatest weakness is their over attachment to their place of origin rather than their new home?
>>94733813
Only if you make it so
>>94733813
no it's just a thing they made up because the radio show actor got sick and his voice was fucked
Someone post the giant refrigerator door.
>>94721171
JLA was such a weird thing. There were five superman books, and yet the only time Supes was actually in character was in the team up book.
What's some good stuff to show a friend that wants to get into superman? Not reading stuff, but good animated movies and shows? To kind of get his feet wet?
The thing that came to mind was Superman vs. the Elite
The JLA episodes were he gets stuck on the planet with the red sun, and the man who has everything episode. And of course All Star.
Am I missing anything?
>>94734746
The Fleischer cartoons are essential
Superman/Shazam - First Thunder
Superman Unbound is pretty cool too
>>94734746
Eh Superman vs the Elite isn't a great introduction, just show him some of the really good STAS shit, like brainiac, the first 3 eps, that crazy noir one
Why not reading stuff though?
>>94715729
In thumbnail it looks like he has giant dumbo ears.
>>94733621
I have it downloaded but I haven't gotten around to reading it.
>>94733115
This really is one of my favorites.
There were some great pages from this weeks issue. Anyone go the panel of him facing parralax and going "I'm not afraid of you"?
>>94736361
That's not necessary, he has x-ray vision.
>>94725714
Why are you talking about the reporter and posting a picture of a skeleton? All Might and Superman look nothing like either of those two.
>>94736824
How slow do you think DC will keep Jon and Damian's aging?
>>94727622
That's BatB, but Justice League Action is good too though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaK3DZ3v-WM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P9XB-bol4U
>>94735775
He's odd. One of those "I like super heroes, just not reading about them" casual that's interested in why people like Supes
>>94737595
You could try STAS and maybe the Lois and Clark show if he's open to the idea of watching a cheesy romcom. But yeah, most people like Superman because of comics not adaptions.
>>94737361
I don't trust DC to let Jon grow up at all. If they think he doesn't get them enough money, or they want to fix Superman again he will be retconned
>>94715786
This was a mistake. I think I understand why. Didn't want to outright mention Superman even in a song. But still, missed opportunity.
comfy
>>94738461
Nah, they did it before. Just watched an episode where a song about Superman and Lois Lane played over an explosion or something.
Quick reminder, Superman is so strong he flew through a sun. A red sun and still had the strength to fly into the nearest planet while fighting an evil version of himself.
>>94719174
Yes, but my best sucks.
>>94719708
Because you don't value love.
>>94720147
t. person leading a miserable life
>>94721171
Why do I keep seeing this mind control green and red reptilian satan Illuminati eye everywhere I go since I did acid? Am I schizo? It's in all our media. Crazy.
>>94734299
Grant Morrison, my man.
>>94740160
Source?
>>94740127
Is there more?
>>94740125
A pre-crisis evil Superman, too
>>94742118
Nah it's from a drawthread
>>94716869
That's not kino.
That's 99.8% porn.
It's porn.
>>94720212
Low how they get across how Superman is angry, and then when the penny drops he switches targets and is even more furious.
Of course that last page is drawn horribly skeevy but this bit almost makes up for that.
Superman taking his son on that American road trip was on the very edge of becoming corny but I liked it.