Dumbing of Age

>>94705582
Well, I was about to panic, but she didn't actually say "Keep it clean" so it looks like nobody's having sex tonight.

I'd ask how Dina got in, but given the combination of using the bathroom window like a Beatles groupie and Dina's autism allowing her to appear out of nowhere, it's better that I assume she was in the house the whole time.

>>94705582
and now, cue the Slipshine.

>>94705582
Good to know that all you need for teleportation powers is autism...and maybe to be a lesbian too.

Sure glad I didn't waste 30 years of my life as a virgin to become a wizard when any ol' autist can do the same thing.

>>94705582
I might be crazy but that seems like more curves than Dina is usually drawn with.

Anyway I can't wait for whatever disaster that is surely about to befall these two.

>>94705826
She's a Non-Euclidian Girl, Teleporting into your House

>>94705582
And Becky continues to break every promise and disregard every rule and regulation like a complete bitch

Dammit Becky. You don't deserve her!

>>94706894
But she didn't tell her "no parties".

>>94705582
Her smile creeps me out to no end

>>94705720
>Well, I was about to panic, but she didn't actually say "Keep it clean" so it looks like nobody's having sex tonight.
Becky and Dina could say it. Becky could say it so Leslie doesn't find out that she had someone over. Dina could say it because she is afraid of other people's bodily fluids or something.

>>94706894
she didnt promise not to have anyone over. dina isnt a party

Dammit. I almost successfully forgot Becky was a thing

>>94705582
Place yer bets, folks!

How is Leslie's date with Mindy going to go?

>>94708933
She wasn't even told "no parties". Leslie just dismissed it the idea as something that would happen all together. She did not voice that she was against the idea.

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>>94705582

Fuck her!

FUCK HER!

If they fuck I might actually could leave this awful place

Becky continues to be a horrible person to waste generosity on.

>>94710590
I get that Becky is too autistic to read beyond a very superficial reading, but Leslie clearly set up an expectation of Becky's behaviour by saying that, without making her feel like she isn't at home in her home.

If she were to have a party she would be defying that expectation, which is exactly what the spirit of a rule is.

She's probably fine with just having Dina over, anyway, although the thing a better person would do is just ask and be upfront with Leslie.

>>94711320
They won't fuck.

At least, not yet. Give it a few more years. When did they two first hook up, anyways?

>>94713057

No idea, but let's be honest, David is certainly the kind of guy who'd go back on what he said for the sake of $$$, and if I'm correct has already done so before.

I mean, he goes on about not making Slipshines about people who in-story would be alright with being observed or having porn made of them, but let's not pretend that Joyce pinup didn't violate that just because we didn't see some nipple.

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>>94705582
>And Amber finally got him for good.
What did she mean by this?

>>94713623
She put him in the hospital.

>>94713946
but he'll get out but not for "a long time"
why is he being so vague with his injuries?

>>94713997
It's hard to conceive Amber not being able to kill someone she wanted to try and kill, so he's avoiding actually describing how that works.

Also, it lets him ignore Ryan forever if he wants because of the timescale, but if he needs a rapist stand-in to beat up again, he can have him mysteriously reappear to get BTFO again.

However, it leaves his exit from the strip as an extremely unsatisfying event.

I think he should've just had the balls to let Amber kill him. His fans hate Ryan enough that she could still be seen as a troubled victim instead of that being some threshold she can't return from. But to Willis, Amber is a good person with mental issues, not a bad person. So she can't do anything too evil, even if she fully intended to. And I guess slaying someone is the line.

>>94713997

Cuz otherwise it might force him to do some good writing, I suppose.

>>94713623
Gosh Joyce, if only you had gone to the police. But I guess Joe's list is the real reason a rapist was able to walk free for who knows how long until he nearly killed people too.

>>94713623
Just marry right fucking now for God's sake!

>>94710564
Anna will crash their date by accident and when Mindy is in the bathroom or something, Anna will see Leslie and viciously insult her, causing Leslie to drop her panties and leave with her. Mindy will come back to an empty table and foot the bill.

>>94716314
>by accident
On purpose, you mean.

It should be noted that the next preview panel on the DOA Tumblr is from 4 September 2017. You know what that means? The next two and a half weeks are probably going to be Leslie's date and/or Becky/Dina antics.

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>>94716443
>The next two and a half weeks are probably going to be Leslie's date and/or Becky/Dina antics.

>>94713623
>Panel 5
This is Chris-chan levels of unwarranted details.
>Just affirm the humanity he denied me. That's the greatest revenge
The fuck does that even mean? If you treat Joyce more like a person Ryan will somehow be offended?

Actually, I just realized if Ryan's alive but in the hospital he could still contact a friend and let him know who Amazigirl is.

>>94717293
I wonder if the 3 interns got fired too. If so, they would have motivation to go after her. Or not, since they're unpaid, I think.

>>94705582
If this doesn't end with a wild Bacchanalia and Becky & Dina eating each other out in te middle of a crowd of genderqueer omnisexuals, I will be displeased.

>>94713997

He's going to reveal that it was a Blood Eagle.

>>94717293

It's sorta like Carla's little "revenge" scheme, explained as "My existence is the greatest way to spite you." Or something along those lines.

Basically Hallmark-tier schmaltz that only the pitiful little nutcases who read this shit would find meaningful or emotional in any way, while everyone else just rolls their eyes.

>>94718051
While it's sort of true, it's not the absolute greatest thing to do. It's true that living on and being happy is a great way to stick it to someone who wants you to fail.

The greatest revenge is not even giving that person any space in your thoughts.

>>94717791
Well, Robin's campaign was suspended a few days later anyway, so I'm pretty sure all her interns got fired either way.

>>94718331

Maybe, though Carla certainly should not live on or be happy.

And ultimately it's a stupid, cheesy thing to say and an ineffectual solution to problems.

>>94719063
>Maybe, though Carla certainly should not live on or be happy.

I get you don't like the character, but saying that they should die seems a little extreme.

I'd take people calling her out on being a kind of a bully and asshole.

>>94713997
It's going to be a huge reveal that Amber cut a swastika into his forehead. Another victory against white males.

>>94720470

Well I mean, Carl's a tranny so their life expectancy is fucked anyway.

>>94713623
She stabbed him in the penis

>>94720577
Maybe Willis will end this chapter with a bang and feature a flashback/dream sequence in which Amber relives the stabbening.

We could only hope so, at least.