This is going to sound stupid, but it's a legitimate question: Where do some superheroes go when they have to use the bathroom while they're out on patrol? I know some like Peter Parker aren't super famous so they can just change, duck into a gas station or something and go right back about their patrol, but what about Batman? It's not like he can just duck into CVS real quick as Bruce Wayne to go pee without attracting a lot of attention.
>>94699333
There is this unspoken rule among villians that you do not distribute a hero while he is on the shitter as doing so would be a huge dickmove too bad even for them.
batman has a bat-toilet
iron-mans suit is designed for prolonged use and has provisions for waste disposal
flash can piss before you notice
supermans bladder of steel can hold it in for a long time
same for thor
>>94699411
I just imagine there's been more than one awkward moment in an ally where Batman and a hobo have locked eyes while he's taking a leak behind a dumpster
>>94699333
I guess they alter their body clock so they never have to take a piss while on the job.
For example, every morning I need to go to the bathroom after I wake up and before I go to work or in an hour my bladder will be close to exploding.
Batman has a jell-like substance that forms a diaper under his briefs which absorbs liquid.
This prevents any bladder spasms from wetting his suit.
As for solid matter, Batman has trained his body to shit only once a week. He does everything he can to take this shit at home, as shit becomes very hard and difficult to pass when left in the body for that long. A side effect of this method is anal seepage that comes out around the stool as it lays dormant in the body, something that the aforementioned gel takes care of.