Green Lanterns #29 storytime

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You know, I'm starting to think this guy might not be Ozymandias.

>>94685663
I really thought the mods slapped you down for tempting fate when the last thread got deleted

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Why does the "coming soon" page come before the variant covers? Why do we even include the "coming soon" page? It's an ad, right? Why is it in a noadas scan?

Comic piracy is weird.

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>>94685679
Nope, deleted it myself because I messed up. On with the show!

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I want to hug Brainiac's Grandma!

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This is my fetish. :3

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Right now I could be reading the advance copy of a book my friend gave me. I've wanted to read it forever, but instead I'm here posting Green Lanterns.

I just wanted to let you know that.

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I could really go for a fruit cup right about now.

That's got nothing to do with this page or the comic, I just suddenly really want a fruit cup.

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>>94685931

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My sister, who reads comics in these storytimes, just said "These guardian fellows are not very bright!" and I feel like now she is a true Green Lantern fan.

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And that's it! See you, everyone!

>>94686027
Thanks for the storytime, op!

>>94685770
>>94685788
Brainiac Girl is cute.

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>>94685710
The narrative was better when it was evil mod slays innocent anonymous.

>>94685770
>brainiac's grandma is a lesbian
but then how does brainiac get born

>>94685931
wasn't there an extra ring on the dead girl?

>>94686270
It overloaded and blew up.

>>94685710
hell yeah my favourite colourist is back

>>94685946
>>94685974
>Rubiks cube and a teddy bear
What fucking planet was this?

>>94686492
YOU MANIACS

is someone going to storytime Justice League

>>94686559
no justice league this week

>>94685833
Thanks anon!

>>94686559
>>94686564
yes there is. apparently simon will kill sinestro and lead the yellow lanterns. also the ww kid is only supeman's adopted kid

>>94685974
NOT SPACE SELLECK!

>>94686564
DC website says it is http://www.dccomics.com/comics/justice-league-2016/justice-league-27

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>>94685802
>This is my fetish. :3
Same

>>94686027
Really thanks a lot for the storytime OP.

>>94685663
Will the rings work on yellow at this point in time?

>>94685994
Definitely.

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>>94685814
>you will never be as sassy as this Tamaranean

>>94686573
nice

I do like how this made it so there was no first green lantern but a first team of lanterns.

>TFW well never get some cool as fuck crossover between Dr strange, Constantine and the green lanterns

>>94685900
This comic is digging deep in the lore. Zoron is apparently the destroyed planet that sent Hyper-man off before it was destroyed.

>>94686964
yes

>>94686008
Really liking Martian version of The shadow.

>>94685802
Does she hulk out naturally? I didn't think the ring could change a wielders shape?

>>94687451
a ring once fast-forwarded a 13yo girl through puberty because she really wanted to fuck Hal

>>94687476
Shit, that's right. Damnit.

Still really liking the dynamic. Simon works so well with being the impatient hothead while Jessica tries things the "proper" way, and the original lanterns are all pretty damn cool, even If sometimes their personalities are annoying.

Martian Phantom is the best

>>94686215
Through science lesbian babies.

>>94686215
Actually does Brainiac have an age?

>>94685721
What happened to the kryptonian's ring after is turned her to dust?

>>94685721
Jess is best girl, can she come to save me?

also
>no time
>10 billion years to go
that trope always triggers my autism

>>94685881
I keep forgetting he has visions.

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>>94685833
More Simon faces!

>>94688331
Me too, it's been a while.

>>94685881
beautiful page

>>94685770
>his construct is a Windows screensaver
nice

>>94685802
>suddenly muscle girls
this issue man

>>94686027
thanks, that was a nice build up to the oath. Some was pretty cheesy, but it worked well

>>94685931
Thanks Simon

>>94686008
This feels like a JRPG right before the final battle

>>94688313
They have no time because Volthoom is goin crazy blowing up planets.

>>94685802
The plant feels more saint walker than a green lantern

>>94685721
Those speech bubbles got me FUCKED UP

>>94685802
muh dic

>>94685931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imhrDrE4-mI

What's with the Martian Batman?

>>94686215
He gets built?

>>94685881
And still, Jessica cold have used her ring to make a copy at any point in time.

Brill is best robot.

>>94690166
He's basically the Shadow, if the Shadow was from Mars.

And also a Green Lantern.

>>94685946
>Fem Brainiac's glowing vagina

>>94688441
Perfect.

>>94685710
>10 billion years ago
>Earth
Excuse me?

>>94691536
DC Earth was the place where life began according to the Guardians.

>>94691654
Well that's dumb
The Sun didn't even exist 10 billion years ago

>>94691536
In the DCU Earth is the place where life first started in the entire Universe. The Guardians decided that fact needed to be a secret for some reason so they moved the planet and somehow altered all the scientific evidence to make it look younger than it is.

Because comics!

>>94691698
Well, DC isn't a 1 to 1 of our reality.

>>94691654
And they've been hiding the truth about Earth's real age and the White Entity living there by saying that the solar system is only 4.6 billion years ago.
Basically, YEC but reversed+Flat Earth conspiracy, and some sciencey space smurfs are behind all of it.

>>94691698
It's a fucking comic book

>>94691470
Ty anon, now i can't unseen this.

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>>94686027
thanks for story

>>94686027
Did this title get a new colorist?
Pansica's art is much-much better looking now

>>94689140
ok good so im not the only one

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>>94686027
>>94693928
ok, if anyone cares, I've checked, and it's indeed a new colorist
here is a page for comparison
don't know what's this coloring style called, but I really dig it

>>94692448
That doesn't mean they need to go so fucking off real facts

It'd like setting a comic book in a world that's supposed to be like ours in every way except superheroes, oh and there's air on the moon or something equally stupid

>>94694344
you mean like Marvel does?

>>94694429
Marvel has the decency to say it's a special part of the moon and acknowledge that it's weird

This shit is like if they jumped in an airplane and flew all the way to the moon

>>94694459
so it's ok when Marvel does it, is what you're saying

>>94694459
They've had a car fly to the moon.

>>94694527
No, what I'm saying that if you're going to have something that blatantly goes against reality, have an excuse for it.
I'm not a Marvel fanboy.
I think Marvel's Avengers 1000000 BC shit is similarly retarded for the exact same reasons

Marvel canon has humans living on Earth for a billion years. Longer than fucking land plants.
That's just as dumb.
Well, almost 10 billion years of life on Earth is even dumber

>>94694608
DC does have an excuse. The Guardians hid its true history. They didn't just say "oh by the way Earth is actually 10 billion years old, deal with it."

>>94694698
Well that's an improvement.
It's still dumb.
The Guardians would have modify every single aspect of solar system to hide the "truth" from us, assuming that DC civilian science is at the same place as ours is.

>>94694608
thought marvel was 10 million BC. In which case there were hominids. Still stupid

>>94694847
They did. Have you ever heard a creationist saying that God (or the devil) put dinosaur bones under earth on purpose to test our faith or something and that Earth is only 5000 years old? In the DC universe, the Guardians manipulated physical records so that Earth and the solar system seem younger than they really are.

>>94694875
It's 1 000 000 BC.
Modern human didn't exist at that time.
At best would be erectus on its way to becoming proto-sapiens.
But in the comic, they're all modern looking humans. Even with modern races.

10,000,000 BC would be even more ridiculous as that would before upright walking

>>94694969
What's the limit on the Guardians' power?
They can create stars and manipulate matter?

>>94686215
socket adapter.

>>94694982
I'm an idiot, I don't know why I put 10 and not 1...too tired I guess

>>94695071
They are as strong as they want you to think they are. Mostly though, they just had a lot of time to think about things and create solutions to problems.

It's literally Ancient Aliens in the DCU

>>94685850
>The shards in his arm turn into Arabic writing
Poetry?

>>94685690
Some scans include all ads, for like cereal and stuff like that. It's weird.

>>94686008
Humphries played too much Final Fantasy.

>>94687008
>when you're hairy just right

So how do you guys rank the original Lanterns?

>>94688158
He's old as balls but it's unclear exactly how old. We know that Coluans have a normal lifespan of ~700-800 years and that they can live longer by replacing their body parts with artificial parts, and Brainiac is very artifical at this point. IIRC it's also stated somewhere in Superman or Action Comics that Brainiac roamed space for ~500 years doing his thing, and that was after he left Colu where he had served the Computer Tyrants.

>>94695071
Yeah. They created the Green Lantern Corp and their rings. One guy even made a device for observing the beginning of time.

>>94696417
he's always had the Arabic tattoo