Why does this board like milfs so much? Sure we might differ

>>94683508
We all have fetishes of being raped by a attractive older lady when we were kids-teens

>>94683508
>Why does this board like milfs so much?
>this board
>milfs
Wrong, go the complete opposite direction on the age chart.

Because mothers are literally the only cartoon characters with figures.

>>94683508
Because there sweet and fuckable and you can call them mommy i wish my mom didnt yell at me and wasnt so mean

Implied experience. A good mother is usually seen as warm and loving. Big fuckin' hips with ass to match. Usually ample, if not huge tits. They're often drawn with kind faces. They typically have nice, pleasant voices. And so on.

Basically they have the naturally attractive elements that humanity has lusted over since the stone age, plus some modern pleasantries.

>>94683601
Basically this.

>>94683508
hip to waist ratio

>>94683508
I actually much prefer lolis.

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>>94683638
This familia.

>>94683508
Why does this board/the internet like incest so much?

>>94683508
Because the last time any women interacted with anons without reproach or feeling threatened or even just plain grossed out, was when they were small, harmless children. Anons wish women would still treat them that way, so they project on to cartoon children.

That said, there's also the faint hope that older women will be above the immaturity and narcissism in young people -- girls included.

>>94683756
>incest

Nigger, are you telling me your neighborhood didn't have that one hot mom who was always leaving the windows open when she got changed?

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Tell me about your relationship with your mother.

>>94683508
because of mommy issues that result in adults reading comics or watching cartoons

>>94683601

Yeah, a character being a mom doesn't figure into it for me. It's figure and, more importantly, personality.

If the Incredibles was set solely before Helen Parr had kids, that wouldn't have made her any less attractive.

Every once in a while I get an urge to watch milf porn but when I do I usually get pretty grossed out. They can look more aesthetic animated.
Same situation with redheads too.

>>94683529
This. It's an extremely common desire. When boys are going through puberty they look at the attractive older women around them as ideal mates.

>>94683880
this
cartoon mommies wont bully me like everyone else

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>>94683508
>What is it about older women that attracts you /co/?
If I had to mark my love of sexually mature women down to one reason, it would probably by my heterosexuality.

>>94683800
No, but I was talking in general, not just in linenwith OP's question.

getting pregnant widens a womans hips, after the baby is born she lactates, slightly enlarging the breasts permanently.

this effects some women better then others.

also i like big tits and wide hips

>>94683861
AT THE TENDER AGE OF THREE
I WAS HOOKED TO A MACHINE

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>>94684084
Goddamn I wish there was more porn of Priyanka

>>94683508
There are loads of mothers in cartoons and animators often want to draw hot women.

>>94684431
Is this copy pasta?

>>94684431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uTMPwFlf9I

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>>94684084
>tfw you have a MILF and medical fetish.
I want Dr. Maheswaran to do play doctor with me.

Harry Potter is the best literature work of this millenia

>>94684485
>all those asshurt perpetual victims in the comments

>>94684542

>30 year old Indian Doctor gave me a physical and went "oooh, muscles" and squeezed my abs a bit when lifting up my shirt

I was too goddamn sick to even appreciate it at the time,

>>94683508
i like em old cuz the young ones are illegal

>>94684038
this
i fapped imaging that i have sex with my attractive aunt

>>94683508
Tell that to the Loudfags.

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>>94683508
1. They're not children but still youngish and attractive.
2. We really need to get laid.

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/co/ needs more MILF greentext

>>94686291
you can start by not posting hartmanshit

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>>94683508

A lot of the more vocal members are escaping to their youth when life was simple and they were children watching cartoons and reading comics. The only woman we knew wad our mother back then do as people reliving their childhood they instinctively seek out someone to mother them.

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>>94683508
>Why does this board like milfs so much?
We all know the desire for the unattainable, forbidden fruit that strikes a boy when they're entering puberty. That sudden switch that turned the older women in our lives from caretakers or authority figures into objects of pure lust.

>What is it about older women that attracts you /co/?
Fond memories of the above. Also, the fact that more often than not, older female characters will be drawn with exquisite proportions and pleasant features. Also personalities that hit all the right buttons: Feisty and sassy, but not to the point of being annoying; charming, but also with a healthy amount of self-awareness.

>>94683508
Because /co/ likes every fetish. It's one of the horniest boards.

Shibata

Whenever I talked to Milfs they always had something interesting to say, unlike most young women my age. A woman that expects me to do all the talking isn't attractive to me. So it's a matter od preference based on association based on experience.

>>94684130
Where's the rest of that image?

>>94683508
Girls my age are so immature.

>>94683508
they want women (not girls) to give them love and make them a sandwich afterwards.

basically they want a lover and a mother (caretaker)

>>94687195
To be fair, everyone your age is boring.
Including you

Because I my mom to love me but she's mean and manipulative, so I look to fiction to help me live that ideal even to a slight degree

Also, me want mommy me want milky

>>94683508
A more mature woman means experience and a mom means no time beyond casual sex.

A high scoring body with less chance of her being extra baggage.

>>94683508
...Why would you NOT like milfs?

>>94684119

Just keep your mouth from spouting junk?

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>>94685033
>tfw she'd have nothing but flab if she lifted up my shirt
>tfw imagining her squeezing it and teasing me about it

>>94687802
>they want women (not girls) don't be complete bitches with princess-like attitude.
Fixed it for ya.

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Because comics and cartoons have had sexy moms for a long time now.

And if you wanna get more into the psychological nitty-gritty I'm sure there's elements of the Madonna/whore dichotomy in western art.

>>94683508

because the board is filled with grown men who never progressed emotionally past childhood

>>94683508
Cartoon milfs almost always have huge hips. I want to breed with them.

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>>94688251
Dear Lord that pic

I like the idea of fucking someone's mom

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I support older ladies in aerobic/athletic wear.

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>>94688431
Also, shout out to cougars/older ladies that are not moms.

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>>94683508
Because /co/ loves incest

>>94683508
Because younger girls are insufferable.

>>94688506
thank you. :3

good morning

>>94683959
That happens to me with literally everything. Real life is ugly and disgusting. I can't bring myself to fap to IRL stuff anymore.

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>>94686622
>implying Maddie isn't one of the hottest milfs out there

>>94683800
Yes, but the key is that it was someone else's mom.

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Where are my lewd milfs/mom/incest pictures you shitters?

>>94683508
Because half the board only just got finished breast feeding, and the other half are old enough to be your father.

>>94683601
This

>>94689926
On /aco/

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>>94690149
Forgot pic

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>>94683508
I just want a well built curvy woman to fuck like rabbits and have many kids with.

>>94688273
I read that as
>huge nips
Which can also be true I guess. But probably not shown onscreen

Basically a combination of maturity, full figures, and implied faithfulness.

I just wish there wasn't so much MILF porn that was also either cheating, incest, or adult/minor. I just want a young adult fucking a woman 10-20 years his senior that happens to live nearby.

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>>94690309
It's more /a/ then /co/ but then you wanna keep an eye it for Christmas Cake stories.

Not all milfs are older. There's a lot of crossover with fertility fetish.
If only so many didn't also automatically interpret it to mean fatty.

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>>94690324
>31
>only 4 years older than me

>>94685057
>i fapped imaging that i have sex with my attractive aunt
Same here. Anyone who isn't immediate family is pretty much fair game as far as my perverted brain goes

>>94690349
Five years younger than me.

Christ, where did my life go wrong...

>>94690324
Sauce?
IQDB isn't giving me anything.

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>>94690205
>the titty jiggle

>>94690425
Shit sorry I thought you were quoting the other post I made.
That one is Kawaii Joushi o Komarasetai
On kissmanga and other places probably.

>>94690536
Thank you sempai.
Yes, I was somewhat confused.

>>94690174
more

>>94690497
...That's not switch

>>94690786

>>>/aco/1574465

I forget if this is how you quote to other boards.

>>94690874
top notch boii

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>>94689926
Not allowed in /co/mblr

For me I remember being attracted to older women at a young age. The first woman I masturbated to the thought of fucking was my friend's mom.

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>>94690536
Shit, this is cute.

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>>94689696
Literally just a bootleg Dexter's Mom that is made even worse by not being a redhead. It just shows that Hartman is trying to ape anything Genndy does and failing miserably at it.

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>>94690536
>>94691645
>not porn
>tsundere shit
>"mature" woman acts like a child half the time
Welp thanks thanks anyway

>>94690324
>Workded

>>94691312
That Darwin spawn.

...Wait, Darwin is adopted, so his wouldn't be defect due to incest.

>>94691780
Man, Dexter's mom is overrated pleb shit.

>>94691968
It's a fish toy

>>94691917
Is this tsundere? I'm not sure it is.

>>94691780
>Choosing a latex fetish fatass mom over a badass ghost hunter mom

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>>94692167
>I'm horribly insecure about my emotions so I lash out with physical violence! LOL omg so funny XD!
>The male self insert just thinks I'm cute when I get mad, which makes me embarrassed, which only makes me cuter!
>I fantasize about intimate moments where I'm submissive to the male self insert but desperately try to hide my feminine desires from him!
>I spend most of the story constantly trying to convince myself I'm not attracted to the male self insert while simultaneously falling hopelessly in love with him!

It's so tsundere it's fucking disgusting. This is exactly the kind of juvenile garbage I don't want to see with milfs. Goddamn japs couldn't write a sexually confident woman to save their lives. I can already hear the shrill rodent-like weeping noises that permeate all of their porn.

Fuck I'm so mad for no reason now.

>>94690400
pretty sure it happened when you got old, gramps.

>>94693153
>calling someone 36 years old "gramps", even ironically
you'd better be only just 18

Anyone else don't really have an explanation beyond older women being less prone to leading you on and bullshitting you? I like how motherly they can be. But for physical attraction, I don't have an explanation for it. I just really like the way MILFs look.

>>94683508
It's literally in the name!

>Mothers
>I'd
>Love to
>Fuck

And /co/ is always looking for ficticious things to fuck. Not that hard a connection!

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>>94694444
>4444
The quads speak the truth

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>>94694444

>>94694500
I even heard the jingle.

>>94683508
Mild case of an Oedipus complex maybe?

>>94694728
I don't want to fuck MY mom
I want to fuck somebody else's mom

>>94694728
Perhaps but I'd say expressed healthily. By directing this desire onto other women of a similar age it gives it a viable release.

>>94694444
A truthful post deserving of quads.

>>94694864
>implying fucking your own mom isn't a viable release
We're in the modern age; incest isn't just for the royals anymore

>>94694864
There's no such thing as a healthy Oedipus complex complex, Sigmund.

>>94694797
This is correct.

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>>94691970
>>94692194
>not appreciating all milfs

>>94695063
>There's no such thing as a healthy Oedipus complex complex, Sigmund.
Obviously. But so long as you don't act on it and give it release elsewhere, it can be diffused as a problem.

>>94695211
>give it release elsewhere

That doesn't actually work. If anything, it only encourages the problem.

>>94695063
Oedipus complexes are inevitable part of psychological development by Freud's explanation. It was a question of when, not if

>>94695246
Prove it, that doesn't sound likely.

I can never pick my favorite MILF.

I just love so many of them.

>>94683508
Suburban white boys want a woman who will fuck them, make them dinner and have already completely accepted mediocrity. Its not complicated.

>>94696807

But its niggas who love their mammas a lot more cause they were their dads too

>>94695299
>Oedipus complexes are inevitable part of psychological development by Freud's explanation

Because Freud was a pervert and tried to rationalize his own desires.

>>94695301
When does indulgence ever solve a deep-rooted psychological problem?

>>94683508
dyamn. who dis?

>>94690453
I never noticed that before. Thanks for pointing that out.

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>>94683800
N-no.

>>94689926
MILF-only VN when?

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>>94689640
>tfw know this feel all too well
You and I weren't meant for this plane, Anon.

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>>94693062
Anon-kun, is thou a virgin?

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>>94694444
Damn, boy.

>>94695246
Anon, I have a mother/son incest fetish and I have indulged in it via porn many times. Despite the odd uncomfortable dream every once in a long, long while, I have had zero urges to actually fuck my own mother.

Giving an Oedipus complex some kind of release does not mean the desire to act on the core urge will grow, if anything it will weaken.

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>>94689926
Sauce me up fampai!

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>>94683508
We just want a sex mommy we can slide our dicks on and out of

>>94683508
hourglass figure cranked up to the absolute max, that's pretty much what defines cartoon moms and why virgins like us like them

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>when you get older and the 'Milf" fetish turns into "wife's friend" fetish

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>>94697680
>tfw she'll never be your mommy
>catbernet
Huh I somehow missed that.

Guys, where can i find one of these mother figures that will sex me? I need one in my life.

>>94697962
Pretty sure if we had the answers we wouldn't be here.

But..if anyone does know..help.

>>94697962
You can find fairly average single moms around schools, grocery stores, day cares, and the occasional bar.

>>94683508
>Why does this board like milfs so much?
Doesn't seem to be the case, since the last two milf threads you bozos were spamming, just sunk off the board.

Husband/Wife (Dilf/Milf) > Father/Mother

>>94698036
Be warned, though: many of these women WILL fall on the bad side of crazy, and those that don't still won't be particularly motherly to YOU. If you are interested in motherly looks only, you'll be fine, but if you're actually trying to find a lover who will also mother you then you should stick to porn.

>>94697649
>I have had zero urges to actually fuck my own mother.

...because you were never attracted to her in the first place?

>if anything it will weaken.

This isn't supported by any psychological studies I can think of.

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>>94683508
I honestly dont get it.
Whenever folks keep talking about the character being a mom, it just makes me think of my mom, and all arousal is instantly lost.
Doesnt even matter how attractive she is

>>94697754
>then it turns into "that 31 year old new house mom that just moved in next to my 70 year old ass"

No matter how old you get they always stay the same ALWAYS

>>94684130
I imagine you're already aware of this artist, but in case you aren't, here you go:
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=21914040

>>94684130
Stevonnie x Priyanka is the hottest porn pairing.

>>94689696
I loved MrPotatoParty's image of her. Incestuous reverse ghost blowjobs are best blowjobs.

>>94683508
Memes, duh. And most moms /co/ even acknowledges are hot in some way anyway, so they would be waifu'd even if they were not moms, but again, the milf meme and the fact that they may have more prominence in the source material than most other female characters due to their status makes us care more about them than usual.

>>94688506

>kenno

I thought that guy only did futas.

>>94699576
How did you miss the mountain of nonfuta wakfu and digimon porn?

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>>94690592
This. Cats are superior

>>94697680
>>94697917
>PC will never be a mom
Feels bad, man. She is 11/10 mom material

>>94699233
you link is dead desufampai

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>>94694444
Why can't more people be like you anon

>>94684130
found sauce

https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1712829#search=Priyanka_Maheswaran

>>94700110

I've been advised not to answer that.

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>>94683508
What's not to like?

>>94683508
>>94701343

WHO is this semen demon, and WHAT is the source for these images?

How do I even meet an older woman?

>>94701537
Queen Diaz.

The benevolent role model of princesses across the multiverse

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>>94701537
It's Angie from Star Vs.

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>>94690324
If I happily marry I will never get to be a cute cougar . . .

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>>94701343
my fuckin DICK

>>94701537
http://svtfoe.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=angie_diaz

You're welcome anon

>>94702324
I'd suck your dick if I knew you in person

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>>94702324
>have boner for priyanka
>huge boner for that one devil girl priyanka drawing
>devil girl angie exists
A lewd crossover is needed.

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>>94702632
I prefer succubus Nicole desu

Mainly because cartoons are so prude about sexy teens and they only show off MILFs

>>94690353
I kinda feel that, but a fair amount of my cousins live in my hometown near me, so my heart and dick see them as immediate family, thus no boners can be had. It doesn't help that my aunt who lives here is a hamplanet.
Now my older /fit/ cousins from Texas o n the other hand...

>>94702324
>>94702632
>>94702710
Crossover when?

>>94683508
If /a/ wants to be the little girl (I don't know why) then I suspect /co/ wants to be the little boy.
The little boy with a bunch of hot older girls around.

>>94702632
If anyone's drawing, which I think only my man here >>94701343 is, may I suggest something more "playful" for these two, rather than outright lewd?
Here are some nice poses. http://imgur.com/a/snx9V

>>94703086
Never, I hope. All those drawing with human characters and that one anthro character, always end up looking super dumb, for some reason.

And almost always, they come from a commission, so that makes sense.

Still, I don't really mind them, they're just not my thing.

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>>94691780
Are you ready for this?

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Did someone say mothers?

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>>94683861
My mother?
Let me tell you about my mother.

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For me it has to do with their body and how they carry themselves.

Milf bodies are usually "fuller" than younger women and older women carry themselves better personally

That being said, I wouldnt fuck my mom or anyone in my family, I just like older women for reasons above

>>94703463
I know it's not real. It can't be. But I still want the source.

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>>94686799

You have exquisite taste.

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>tfw I don't go after young 40 year old "milf" sluts
>tfw I go after 60 year old GILFS

>>94702260
You'd still a cute kitty in my heart.

>>94705045
>skipping the lunchables and going for the homemade cookies
Bold, Anon. Bold.

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>>94703229
>All those drawing with human characters and that one anthro character, always end up looking super dumb
Some of them are fucking kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl2shdijDGk

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>>94705195
>>skipping the lunchables and going for the homemade cookies
Fuck that's great.

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>>94705195

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>>94703229
How so

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>>94703707
Don't even think about it.

>>94683508
>Why does this board like milfs so much?
because of that one time mom taught me the birds and the bees

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>>94700310
>>PC will never be a mom
Never say never because a new season is coming

>>94704310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyBVsL-2pZo

So we all know Freud's bullshit was just that; bullshit.

But did any of you ever fantasize about your own mother anyway? Just curious, no judgement, and we're all anonymous here.

>Wanna a MILF character for my comic
>She's gonna be a plant woman (cactus)
>Inspired by Pavita Pechugona
>Remembered that some of my family reads the comic
Ah well, gonna take the shot anyway.

>>94708518
>a plant inspired by a bird
Weird

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>>94684084
>>94688431
>>94690205
>>94697668
>>94702324
>>94702632
>>94705765

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>>94705195

>>94708558
I bet you would have her look like a Pavita recolor with bright colors, you fraud hack.

>>94689926
Inkerton is shit, I love milfs but fuck that shit.

>>94708695
why is he shit?

>>94697375
Wow that image gives me nostalgia.

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>>94706015
There aren't enough good pics of her. Our first milf.

You know Tigger smashes that after every visit to Roo

>>94708703
He's overall annoying, samefaces often and his drawings dip in quality often.

>>94708808
>He's overall annoying
I thought so as I do with everyone who parrots 4chan shit off 4chan. But I figured that's why everyone loved him.

Senran Kagura is shit, also.

>>94708362
Too bad all the artist's stuff is trapped behind patreon paywall.

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>>94686799

Emma being a huge nerd is a bigger selling point for me than her being a MILF.

>>94688169
I can never tell if this image is supposed to mean "I was going to fap but now I can't" or "I'm going to fap, but I'm not happy about it"

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>>94704027
I kind of agree .... but not when talking about Prison School, everyone knows Hana is best girl, 11/10 will drink her fresh hot tea

>>94710060
For me it's the second one

>>94710060
The second. You gotta do what you gotta do.

>>94693062
>Goddamn japs couldn't write a sexually confident woman to save their lives
Dont blame all japs for it. Some of them can

>>94710102
But that is not prison school

>>94683508
i work with a bunch of older women and it doesnt help. i mean, they are all married and have kids, and that usually means their sex life has gone down a lot. you flirt a little and they love it. hell, me flirting with one led her to divorcing her asshole husband. we were close to banging once but she was hesitant since her kid is like 2 years younger than me. shes happy now with a new boyfriend her age but she sends me selfies every now and again.

realistically, it could never last. but fuck do i love getting some appreciation. i just want to please them

>>94708656
Nope but I would use the same dress.

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>>94690205
Helen is the pinnacle of animated milfs

>>94683800
I fucking wish

>>94711420
Do sexually confident women in japan even exist? If not, I think I can understand why they have trouble doing that.

I mean their porn seems to imply they're women are always submissive and aren't supposed to enjoy lewd things

>>94712328
>Do sexually confident people in japan even exist?
Fixed

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>>94705195
I'm stealing that.

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most underrated /co/ milf

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Milf feet are the toppest of tiers. Lovingly, sensually massaging them while she sighs with pleasure.

>>94712328
There probably is but are rare mostly because it is seen as good thing because their culture

>>94713282
Fuck i meant as bad thing

>>94712636
Context? Because I wanna know....

>>94713086
have I got the show for you https://vimeo.com/199950440

>>94708394
The silence says a lot more than you think it does.

>>94708394
It depends on the moment, the worse my relationship to her is the more I think about hatefucking her and vice versa the better it is the more digusted I become at the thought.

Used to steal her panties and jerk off to them but that's just me being a dumb horny teenager, literally any female would have done it for me back then. Nothing unusual.

>>94713806
>Nothing unusual.
Clean or dirty? That actually does have some psychological basis: if they were clean, you were enjoying women's underwear in general, thus an attraction to women; if they were dirty, you were enjoying your mother's "scent" (for lack of a better term) specifically.

>>94713865
Whatever was available at the moment, mostly dirty.

I was just kidding with the "nothing unusual", I am fully aware of how fucked up it is.

>>94713380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AML8AK7qv9w

12:34

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>>94684130
>anon posts cropped Splooge art...
>>94699233
>I imagine you're already aware of this artist, but in case you aren't, here you go:
>anon posts pixiv link
>pixiv link is for a completely different artist
>me believing some random fucknut on /co/ would ever just casually drop Splooge's super top secret pixiv link. ever.

>>94685033
You were sexually harassed. Could have sued and made millions!

Oh wait, you're a guy, I forgot it's impossible to sexually harass a man.

>>94690205
I swear that boob jiggle has been artificially enhanced.

>>94711455
Same artist/author. It's the only actual porn doujin he made I think.

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>>94705195
Here's a gold star for one of the best lines written on /co/.

>>94710102
Prison School is fan-service, and surprisingly not just from the women as well. But you got to see every male ab and booty just as much from the boys.

>>94696807
>who will fuck them
If you don't want a woman who will fuck you you are either some pedestal placing white knight or a literal cuckold, maybe even both.
>make them dinner
Women who will housekeep and prep food are an invaluable asset to a family with children.
>have already completely accepted mediocrity
You mean they won't chase after the inevitably newer, shinier dick that comes along, or do you mean they have matured to the point that they realize you cannot do or be 'everything' in a single lifetime and some dreams must be chosen to be sacrificed to nourish other, more important dreams?

I mean, any of these traits sound great if you happen to be a sexual creature which inherited eons of sexual selection urges towards social pair bonding and mutual offspring care. But hey, whatever sexuality is a spectrum now, like autism.

>>94683508
>Why does this board like milfs so much?
We want a tempered woman with decreased expectations that will make us tendies.

>>94712328
bayonetta, slut girl

>>94684106
>*this affects some women better than others.
Also, top-tier taste.

>>94713806
I appreciate you sharing, I can never get a feel for how common this kind of thing is.

>>94713806
What does she look like?

>>94684106
Also, if a woman who has recently given birth maintains a decent diet and cardio regimen, she manages to avoid excess fat while keeping the big tits and wide hips.

>>94714599
Somewhat pretty I guess, hard to describe.
Not super hot or anything like that.

>>94714579
While I do suspect that it's pretty common this may aswell just be me projecting my fetish onto other people to make myself appear more normal.

>>94708166
This
I blame my mom for giving me a milf fetish ever since she gave me the "talk" in the bathroom

>>94714728
That's the best kind of hot mom

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>>94683508
>the idea that a hot older woman enjoys being noticed by a younger man so much so that she's willing to not only tease him about it but to potentially risk a long standing relationship with her husband for the thrill of having sex like she's 20 again

how are you NOT into MILFs?

>>94715033
>adding cuckshit
and now you've ruined it

>>94715287
cucking would imply that the other person is in on the ordeal, be it willingly or not. this is just classic adultery - don't ruin good shit with your autism.

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>>94714539

>>94715316
listen you fucking cockfaggot, it's not autism to point out that adultery is fucking cuckshit because you are LITERALLY FUCKING KEKING SOMEONE BY SLEEPING WITH THEIR FUCKING WIFE

don't fucking tell me i'm being fucking autistic when you're the one who is too retarded to realize that adultery and cuckshit go hand in hand

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>>94715441
please stop embarassing yourself

>>94715441
Well you are autistic for reacting like that and you are also wrong. Its just plain cheating adultery when one spouse has sex behind the others back. being a cuckold has its own definition.

>>94694444
Well earned.

>>94714265
>But hey, whatever sexuality is a spectrum now, like autism.
i lolled

>>94715519
Can we PLEASE have more Peg in this thread?

>>94716506
Not allowed

>>94683861
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

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>tried to sign up for cougar/older women dating sites.
>see this thread
todays just my lucky day isnt it? Have any /co/ people successfully fucked a mommy?

>>94717089
if we fucked someone we wouldn't be on /co/.

>>94690309
Twin Milf is more or less like that.

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>>94706015
>Her fucking voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TapvpyQArQQ

>>94717138
Man, I fucking love that cat.

>>94683508
Because milf is a status while all the others are characteristics (thicc or sticc) or classifications of characteristics (goth or bimbo) which a milf could have any combination thereof.

>>94717089
You and I both know none of us are getting laid.

>>94717289
what a disgustingly cute cartoon

>>94707081
I have many questions, but it feels wrong to demand answears

>>94683719
pedo

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>>94717089

>Have any /co/ people successfully fucked

>>94715491

>the wife who enjoys cuckholding her husband is called a cuckoldress

so where does it say the man has to be into it if the wife likes to cheat for the sake of it anyway?

>>94714162
ebin xD

>>94698412
Then congratulations you found a fetish you don't have.

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>>94703708

>>94689696
God no. If there's anything that KILLS the appeal of any female regardless of what she is, human, anthro, etc is a woman with SHIT taste in men. I could not stand her retarded shit eating manchild of a husband. Doesn't help the fucker is obese as well. Say what you will about Pete from Goof Troop, he may be fat but he's not a good for nothing retard.

Damn it. I want to murder whoever made this cliche of women with undeserving shit tier men. The only time this cliche works is when the female is garbage herself like Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents.

>>94683508
Because most of /co/ are virgin NEETs and dating milfs is a good recipe for disaster etc cuckold bullshit.

>>94683565
and gender chart

>>94719491
>The only time this cliche works is when the female is garbage herself like Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents.
HEY NOW, LITTLE MAN

You can insult Maddie or Nicole or any of these other MILFs all you want, but don't you talk about Wanda that way, she's a great fucking MILF and it's a tragedy that there's so little good art of her and zero good porn of her.

>>94721240

there is no such thing as a fappable FOP character

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>>94721692
Lies.

>>94719491
Are you mad about being the perfect catch yet not getting laid?

>>94697917
When she said that i felt it hit home. But i didnt feel as bad since she was yelling at 50 year old horse.

>>94717089
I am 26 and my wife is 36 and her son is 10 years old.

If you are in the military get stationed in northwest Florida, milfs everywhere.

>>94725266

>touching a dependapotamus in the making

YOU FOOL

YOU DUMB FUCKING FOOL

>>94717289
>"fishy oil"
>"see that? you got your bounce back."
>"you act like i'm going to cook you for dinner."
>"I'm going to give you a BATH"
>"Now, there's always 2 things you get after your bath"
>"A cookie, and a kiss"

why does every line out of this sound like they wrote it for zone?

I'm assuming it's because modern men are submissive and lusting over mommies is like a way of being dominated

>>94725309
Is she still a dependapotamus if she makes MORE money than me?

>>94719491
I suppose that trope was made by autistic men who think they can get with top tier women.

>>94725424

as a general rule you don't touch women around military bases and specially not older women trying to use you as a living government welfare ticket to hook their existing kids on, even the child-less ones will poke holes in condoms if they have to so they can trap you forever and not have to be nice to you anymore

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>>94721816
My nigga

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>>94683508
they're easy going and accept me for who I am

>>94683861
Her name was Martha...

>>94725488
Haven't seen that one yet, thanks for sharing.

>>94683508
Because most of CO is basement dwelling virgins and the only common female figure in their life is their mom and they have a perverse desire to fuck their moms. Disgusting.

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>>94712636
thank you for this. bonus points is she farts and that works great for me

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>>94683508

>>94714093
The teacher are so weet for the barbarian-artist...

>>94727285
Barbarian lust

it's because we're all in arrested development

>>94683508
my friends all had hot moms, the first set of tits I remember seeing was one of my friends mom's when I was 6

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>>94717289
>>94706015

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>>94705195
thanks for the laugh-tears

>>94691780
Genndy designed one good MILF and then his women devolved into monkeys. Also, I'm not sure how Dexter's Mom and Danny's mom are in any way similar enough to be a "bootleg" other than maybe Dexter's mom had one or two action sequences where Genndy plays those same two sound effects but I'd hardly call that her character.

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>>94717289
awfuck

But, they real live kidnapped her child without even knowing her, why did they assume she was mean in the first place

>>94683861
Something something, phallic symbolism.

>>94705195
I don't get it, is it what they'd give you for lunch?

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>>94686622
>>94691780
>>94721692
NYPA against Hartman and neither is Genndy son. there is no such thing as your girlfriend either

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no results
Very sad!

>>94721816
Point stands tall. Unlike my erection you just ruined.

>>94690205
>>94733596
It was up there pretty early, use your eyes anon.

>>94734035
We're all different anon, I'm sure there's a character that absolutely blows your load that I might not like, and that's ok.

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Never forget.
It's really the body type.

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>>94683508
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for not being a pedo

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>>94725655
Yeah, that's it.

>>94734035
I don't see you posting any better examples.

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>>94735728

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>>94735159
But... Liking MILFs doesn't make you a pedo...

>>94714093
>star vs for prepubescent boys

seems cool

>>94736160
yes because we're talking about people liking milfs and not the prepubescent girls that most threads fap to
englishmotherfucker.jpg

>>94683508
Generally,older women are non threaghtening, friendly, open and easier to talk to. This makes them far more attractive to basement dwelling nerds than younger, more critical women and girls.

And then there's the mom factors. For example, a milf is more likely to cook and clean for you, generally happy to get positive attention and of course they'll mother you (give advice, do things for you, etc) as well as being more open to tings like cuddling, or giving moral support.
And from personal experience, I can attest to milfs being more willing in bed as well. More experienced too.

All in all, younger women are only interesting in fetish situationswhere one's physique adds to the thrill. Older women and milfs are better all around.

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>>94735124
She's due for a comeback.

>>94735124
>>94736476

D E N S E

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>>94688251

>>94736388
I don't know. I've seen more than enough basement dwellers splerging out with older woman. Plus I don't THINK most of them hold a oedipus complex.

>>94706015
Why is Kanga so amazonian like? She'll freaking squash your balls flat at such a huge size.

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>>94736564
I bet she feels like soft marble.

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>>94736835

>>94694444
Best quads in a while.

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>>94736835
>Episode 2 never
It hurts.

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>>94737059
But that scat-tentacle-ntr-dilf-rape-fat hentai is getting ANOTHER part anon, aren't you happy about THAT!?

>>94683508
>Why does this board like milfs so much?
Because I had a bad relationship with my mom growing up, and now I desire a woman who will treat my in a caring way like a mother would.

Also older women are hot. Milfs only look good when they're 40+

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>>94697680
>>94697917
I want to shove my dick into PC and call her mommy.

>>94696967
Underrated post!

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>>94736835
Burns my ass knowing that mother/daughter stuff is so rare compared to almost every other kind of porn.