Samurai Jack Thread

What happens August 21st?

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>>94683388
oh

>>94683359
The new comics that look like shit I'm guessing.

>>94683359
My uni orientation but I don't think that's what OP's referring to.

>>94683388
Knowing my terrible luck, it will be overcast and rainy that day.

>>94683342
Turns out the ladybug was actually aku.
FOOLISH SAMURAI.
Also ashi comes back, whoops

>>94683803
God dammit Aku. When will your crimes end?

>>94683770
Nice anon. Try and get a really hot gf early on freshman year, the girls are super vulnerable, looking for an emotional and personal rock and will date any confident and not hideous guy pretty much

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>>94683388
>>94683791
Hope you're all ready to be cucked by Chad Thundercloud

>>94684256
Just be sure to carry a consent form at all times. The girls aren't the only thing at uni that's vulnerable.

>>94684287
How skeevy and awful must you be to assume a girl is going to cry rape on you? Like honestly, I've only had sex a few times but every girl I've fucked I've always maintained a good relationship with afterwards.

>>94683342
Hey that's my birthday!

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>>94684708
got a chuckle outta me

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>>94684287
kek.

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>>94684256
Is it normal for girls to say stuff like "I'm married with a 2 year old, but my name is _______" when all my (community) college class stuff had to do introduction stuff? every class which i had to do that with a girl, they all said they were married or a fiance
I think they is just a way of them telling me to not try to make any moves on them right off the bat. even said that before saying their names they just say they are taken. like "oh its a guy better make sure i tell him im taken already otherwise hes going to hit on me in the next fifteen minutes"

>>94684708
Hey fuck you buddy that's MY birthday.

>>94683359
Once again, he will be free to smite the world as he did in days long past

soon what?

>>94684951
Thats some pretty solid and considerate reasoning anon.

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>>94684268
>It's going to pass right over my city
>Directly over it
>All forecasts are calling for clear weather Monday
Get fucked Chad Thundercloud

>>94684951
>"I'm married with a 2 year old, but my name is _______"
Are you going to college at pedophiliac anonymous?

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>>94684569
Depends where he is though, if he's in Canada (quite possible given that he said "uni" instead of "college") the chance is much higher than you think for the average guy. It's so fucked up.

>>94684951
>>94688303
But his reasoning is wrong, you might get the occasional bullshit but the vast majority of them are telling the truth. There is a severe shortage of young women nowadays, so of course they'll pretty much all be taken.

>>94683342
Floridafag here, will I be able to see the eclipse well?

>>94683342
Weather is calling for scattered thunderstorms. It never fails, whether it be solar eclipse, lunar, meteor showers, etc. Thanks chad thundercloud.

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>>94688565
Thanks for turning the thread into your fucking blog, faggots. Take that bullshit back to imgur where it belongs.

>>94689028
>back to imgur where it belongs
>imgur
what