Hey Arnold

>>94673803
I'm fairly certain helga gets the guy and lives a pretty happy life after learning to pluck her monobrow

I want to see Arnold stick his entire football-shaped head in her pussy, slowly but surely killing her.

She will die in agonizing ecstasy, following Arnold into the afterlife as he passed away from suffocating inside of her greasy walls.

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>>94673843
So how was your childhood Anon?

>>94673893
dang, reading that in helga's voice made me realize she had a pretty cute sounding voice.

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>>94673924
It changes from younger to older over the course of the series but is still cute.

Compare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MleXrHy9Mrw

to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9yKWfPSY9o&t

>>94674005
From April Fools Day onward she sounds more adult than some men

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>I uh... I wanted to tell you... I think you're... okay. I mean, you're a real okay, guy, and I think you're okay...
>thanks Helga. You're OK too.

This was early in season 2. Yet later seasons have them far more antagonistic towards each other. Was it just replacement writers?

>>94673803
Arnold dies in the Jungle after finding the corpses of his parents.
The other kids all struggle to cope.
Helga falls into a deep depression, just like Miriam.

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>>94674171
Why didn't they just pitch-up the voices? Assuming they thought people cared.

>>94673803

she will learn to get over Arnold and learn to be happy without relying on anyone's approval.

Maybe she later realizes she was into girls all along and Arnold was more like a father figure to her.

Then she makes porn.

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>>94674541
>does porn

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Hmm.

>>94673803
Arnold dies midway after something involving his parents. The kids are stranded in the jungle with Helga falling into a deep depression. Finally after a fairly unpleasant second half, Helga takes responsibility and leads the battered and beaten remnant of the kids to safety. Ultimately showing that she was the real protagonist of HA. A fitting end to a nineties animated movie.

Expect lots of Big Picture Show-like feels moments.

>>94674242
Maybe, or maybe it just wasn't as entertaining.

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>>94676105
>Ultimately showing that she was the real protagonist of HA
WAIT
>HA
>Hey Arnold!
>Helga's the one shouting "Hey Arnold!" in the intro
>Even takes the protagonists spot among the female cast during the lineup scene
>Show is called "Hey Arnold!" because it's about Helga trying to get Arnold's attention
>The title is more about Helga than it is Arnold
My God

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>>94676229
>slowpoke.jpg

>>94673803
Consider a standard Japanese harem anime. Helga would be the violent tsundere. She'll win in the end, but Arnold has to have at least 2 relationships before he realizes he loves her. Probably Rhonda and Lyla.

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>>94673803
Who did you hate more as a kid?

>>94673893
Well, let me tell you something "Arnold makes my girlhood tremble"

>>94676935
Angelica, what kind of faggot hated Helga

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>>94676935
How could someone hate this?

>>94676935
No one, they are the best!, fck the babies and Arnold!

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>>94676824
Rhonda's a massive slut.

Helga is /ourgirl/

>>94673803
with coom, lots of coom all over the walls

>>94676935
You could excuse Helga's shit with genetically inherited emotional constipation and shitty parenting, but Angelica? No excuses, fuck her

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>>94677464
>genetically inherited emotional constipation

I think she has actual constipation as well. The show hints that she has IBS or Crohn's disease or something like that what with her having medication, a poor stomach etc.

It's hinted at a few times in the show.

>>94677464
Angelicas parents were pretty shitty aswell
her mom totally ignored her and her dad was a weenie

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>[tribal_chanting]

>>94673803
With the beggining of "The Patakis"

>>94677522
it is? any examples? I'd like to watch it through again with this in mind, because I never noticed it, although the last time I saw the show was years ago.

man this thread has got me drawing helgas.

>>94673803
"....I guess i did kinda get carried away with the obession over you...."

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>>94677522
Yeah, Phoebe references it a few times.

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>>94677522
>>94681024
Whomp, I guess it was Sheena.

According to Sheena in "Phoebe Skips", Helga has a gastrointestinal disorder.

>>94681127
Lewd...

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>>94673803

>>94681127
yeah she really REALLY needs to lose the unibrow and straiten that bed head

>>94681871
Blacked?

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>>94681916
>>94681941
Adoption? Arnold would.

>>94677464
I mean, she was a little shite, but she was also like three.

>>94681941
Blacked.

>>94676105
Other characters to kick the bucket:
>Gerald. First one to go after Arnold.
>Phoebe goes crazy and gets herself killed.
>Sid.
>Stinky.
>Eugene goes out in a moment of glory. BEAR WITNESS!
>Curly goes out like he was born.
>Nadine.
>Sheena.
>Lila.
>Brainy... But he does go down giving the finger.

>>94681871
>literally Blue Beetle

...what?

>>94681871
I guess this is why Blue Beetle never calls home.
>"Man. I dunno Superboy, I get that your Dad is Lex... But I still say you have it easy."

>>94681871
Ahhhh, my beautiful wife´s son

>>94673803
No matter how it ends, /co/ will hate it and bitching about it will be the new meme.

>>94683842
What new meme?

It wont, they'll leave it open ended

>>94676935
I loved both of them.

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>>94674242
Roughin' It was Season1, and that also didn't go anywhere.

I'm guessing they had to adhere to some series bible / status quo, because the episodes were made to rerun out of order.

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>>94676229
>>94676256

>>94676935
Neither, I loved them both.

Also, a similar girl archetype was Cera from TLBT. She even called Littlefoot by some "head" insult too.

>>94681871
Wait, Blue Beetle?

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>>94673803
I won't be surprised if Craig trolls us all because "unrequited love is funny".

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>>94673803
>How will it end /co/?

>>94676105
>>94682047
...it's a children's cartoon

>>94687783

It's an emotional rollercoaster for all ages

>>94673803
it's not, they're gonna do a reboot called "Excuse me, Arnold?" where they're both in college.

>>94681024
Miriam shouts at her to take her pills or whatever in one episode.

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>>94687201
Fucking Tarantino strikes again.

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>>94687810
>intro
>"ARNOLD!"
>theme tune begins playing accompanied by electric guitar riffs and a black guy rapping over the top of it
>instead of playing rope the girls are smoking joints and sitting on their phones
>door opens
>instead of cats, dogs and other animals a sea of beer cans and pizza boxes flood through
>Arnold steps out into the dorm room and yawns, having slept through the entire day and still nursing his horrible hangover from the previous night
>"HEY ARNOLD!"
>walks over to see Stinky and Gerald playing beer pong
>Harold bursts out from behind the fridge, steroid muscles out the ass and clutching vodka and a bag of jelly babies
>Arnold turns to see Brainy, who is off his head and trying to light his hand on fire
>"HEY ARNOLD!"
>the crew march out down the corridor of the halls of residence
>they march out into the street
>"ARNOLD!"
>a pink limousine flies past
>a group of girls stroll down towards them
>they're all tarted up in dresses, leggings and an absurd amount of makeup
>*blocks your path*
>"ARNOOOOOLD!"
>Helga steps forward
>"move it football shithead"
>Arnold offers her a toke
>Helga pushes past him knocking it out of his hand
>Arnold looks pissed but can't help but try to get an eyeful of that booty
>somebody throws a plastic cup of beer at him and a fight breaks out
>"DUDE, ARNOLD!"

>>94689242
Nice one Anon!

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>>94689012
I bet they role-play when they get older.

>>94681871
Cute

>>94673803
It ends with Helga and Arnold finding out that they are actually related. Helga gets BTFO.

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>>94692358
>mfw they still decide to date anyway

I genuinely don't understand why people on /co/ have such nostalgia and adoration for this show but relentlessshit on Doug of all things. They really weren't that different.

>>94692769
I thought Doug was ok

>>94673803
With arnold finally finding his parents and a timeskip to a few years later with his wedding with helga only for helga to disappear midway in the aisle because of the jungles curse

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>>94693193