How many pigs would fly in the extremely unlikely circumstance

>>94673616
Every single hog on the planet would spontaneously sprout wings and take to the air.

>Alan Moore lumbers his way through DC Offices
>dozens of security guards show up because they fear what wizardry he'll concoct
>"Get me Johns" he says
>Shivering and holding a box of his favorite cereal as a shield, Geoff Johns shows up to face Alan Moore
>Alan raises his hand
>The guards raise their guns in fear that he'll strike a blow
>But instead, he stretches his hand out to Geoff, in peace
>"Friends?"
>Geoff drops the cereal box and shakes Alan's hand