ITT: shitty /co/-related games.

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>>94672288

>>94672288
Southpark 64 was fun you fuck

Multiplayer was amazing as well

>>94672637
Trey Parker and Matt Stone hated the N64 South Park games so much that they swore off lending their license to video games for a decade until they knew technology was good enough to make a game that actually looked and felt like the show.

>>94672288
Huh. I played this game for PS1. It was fun.

MOOOODS!!

>>94672637
You might have fond memories of playing multi player with your buddies in the early 2000s, but this was an objectively shitty game

>>94672288
Never played it, did it even come close to being as unfunny as the recent ones?

>>94672288
Thanks doc

Southpark 64 was a good game. It wasn't Goldeneye, but it wasn't shit like other FPS games of the era.

>>94673202
They also think the early seasons are terrible, their opinions are worthless.

>>94674732
This also didn't love shack and rally follow after this games release?

>>94672288
>Shitty
Whats wrong OP?
Couldnt handle the Turkeys?

>>94672288
I liked South Park. I wish we get a remastered port like the first two Turok games on Steam.

>>94673788
Threads about vidya based on /co/ have always been allowed. Hell, I even see threads about non-/co/ vidya that have animation and/or /co/-like elements like Cuphead get discussed here. It's fine.

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>>94672288
I don't think anything else needs to be said.

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>>94672288
>find a monkeys paw
>''i want a sequel to ultimate Spider-man''

>>94673788
Nigger shut up

>>94672288
You shut your whore mouth. It broke down towards the end but the early parts were great.

>>94672288
Spiderman 2 for PC and Spiderman 3 for wii

>>94672288
I recall this game being suprisingly atmospheric. I actually found out about it long, long before even knowing the TV show existed, and was disappointed at it for being nothing like the games when I watched it.

> alt-fire created piss snowballs
> stupid young me thought they were spray painting them

>>94675489
The alternate was no better. I had to borrow one of those mad cats controllers that'd spam x for me cause I couldn't do it fast enough but it didn't even matter cause then I had to do some bullshit with blowing ice at cubes then flying them or whatever. Man fuck this game.

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>You better pay better attention to your cookies!
Fuck this.

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>>94675651
Forgot pic

>>94674111
The final boss music is something to behold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAwmjGGzrV4

>>94675648
How young were you? I was very young when I played it and I knew exactly what they were doing. Unless maybe you live somewhere southern and warm where kid you wouldn't be used to the idea of pissing in snow.

>>94675759
>Check it out
>Giant fcking robot
Isn't this just suppose to be a guy talking his step kids to a carnival?

>>94675621
The game was made when the show was in the middle of its second season so it's got a lot of references and the same vibe of very early era South Park. The mutant turkeys for instance were from the first season episode Starvin' Marvin.

>>94673202
Because for some reason they didn't believe they could pull off the show's aesthetic on the N64 or PSX. They should've waited to take notes from Paper Mario.

Seriously, Stick of Truth could've been done on any console.

>>94676665
I haven't played it yet (I've been meaning to, it's been sitting on my Steam backlog for ages), but funnily enough, I heard the Stick of Truth basically was the South Park edition of Paper Mario.

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>>94675610
What's fascinating is that Spider-Man 3 for the PSP is actually the wii/ps2 version. It's actually better on the handheld and it feels pretty natural webswinging although it doesn't have all the intricacies of the Spider-Man 2 game. I also can't find any major differences between the PSP and PS2 version which blows my mind. So much content jammed into a UMD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDlsV4MQi5M

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>>94672288
I've felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves

>>94676867
It is, a brilliant attempt, too. Timeless, even, counting the fact that it could be done at anytime.

>>94674880
This wasn't that bad. The N64 version, however, sucked.

>>94676867

Stick of Truth was very heavily influenced by Paper Mario, Matt and Trey even say so.

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>>94674613

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fite me

>>94677069
>OHH NOOOO

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Reminder that this is one of few games Cass cameos in.

The incredibles underminer game.

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Is it me or has Superman never gotten a single good game ever?
>inb4 Injustice
That's a general DC game

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>>94679815
Really most superheroes haven't gotten good games. Name a good non Batman or Spiderman comic game.
Shit has Wonder Woman ever even gotten a solo game? A Wonder Woman game would be easy as shit to make.

thanks doc

>>94679919
Hulk Ultimate Destruction
Wolverine Origins

>>94673202
That's not true they came out with southpark rally after this one.

>>94679919
Solo games?
>Spider-Man 2
>The Punisher
>Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction
Non-Batman games for DC have pretty much always been the drizzling shits, though.

>>94680137
N64 games, plural.

>>94680144
>Non Spiderman
>>94680144
>>94680102
So we have two games out of the literal mountain of shit.

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WHERE'S MY REPTAR PUZZLE

>>94680209
I'm a retard, I read that as "non-Batman or Superman comic game". For what it's worth, though, that Hulk game is really fucking good.

>>94679548
>mfw I remember being in the old /co/ threads for this game 4 years ago
How bad is it that I miss a facebook game?

>>94672288
Wakfu and dofus.

>>94675665
holy fucking shit. I had this, the rugrats racing game, and the wild thornberries game. They came as a bundle. I remember not hating them, but damn do I doubt they aged decently at all.

>>94673202
i had a blast playing that game, what the fucks there problem

>>94675506
What the fuck, I have never seen or heard of this.

>>94675506
wasn't there a TMNT special named exactly like this

You could fill a whole thread with Acclaim games, really.

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Here's hoping Unchained is at least halfway decent.

The Iron Man and Thor games.

>>94672288
Was there any good licensed games on the game boy handhelds?

>>94683044
Justice League Heroes: The Flash was decent.

>>94677773
Tanks doc

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The only game I ever stopped playing at pretty much the beginning and never came back to try again.
Not because it was hard or anything, but because it was insanely boring.

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why tho

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>>94683422
>Family Guy Online
when this is mentioned on Ed Edd n Eddy Online threads people who have not heard of it actually think that this game is a hoax. that's how ridicules the idea was.

>>94683604
>That picture
>That chatbox
Holy shit please tell me you got stories to share about this

>>94679815
>>94679919

That's mainly because superheroes are very difficult to do in most gameplay-centric video games, because heroes live by more restricted rules. They have codes of conduct and specific goals and tasks that don't lend themselves to the "do it however you wanna do it" style of gameplay most AAA devs tend to prefer. Spiderman and Batman are notable exceptions to this rule, mainly because they're well known for being city traversing everymen who handle everything from the big fry cinematic villains to the everyday mooks; and even then Batman's better games have taken place in restricted environments where all you can do is beat up bad guys.
The best way to pull off most superhero games is to return to a more structured mission-centric approach a la Hitman 2016, where you have a lot of freedom in a restricted environment with set goals and tasks. Like an Iron Man game where you could waltz into a high profile tech giants industry conference, fuck a couple waitresses, and summon a couple Iron Man suits to help shoot down the bad guys.

>>94683732
>he hasn't been to an Ed Edd n Eddy online thread
You are not yet fully living, anon.

>>94672288
It's literally the 98th best game ever made, fuckhead

>>94679919
You might think it should be pretty easy to make a good God of War clone game with Thor

>>94683604
>Giving away TacoEd for Mailbox, which is just a matter of basic grinding that could take maybe 45 minutes if you're smart about it
>Just to get memes: the armor
SUfags truly are retarded.

>>94681378
More like DC Legendary Grindfest

>>94683272
Not sure how it plays
assuming it's meh shit
But, holy fuck, that voice acting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNOyRQEL_6k
I also heard it fucks up the font on the PC for some reason.

I have the first one on PS3, and it's a generic isometric cash grab, but it was ok for 5 bux. They use a few scenes and audio from the film and have some actual voice actors doubling for the characters. You can play as Big Daddy and Hit Girl too, I forget if also the Red Mist.

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fuck this game srsly

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Isn't really that shitty, but when the hell else am I ever going to be able to mention this shit?

You can skate around listening to Smash Mouth, deliver McDonalds to people, and collect fucking Nokia ringtones as a mission. Not to mention, Rafiki is an unlockable character.

>>94684837
Yeah actually it was complete garbage. At least the SNES Animaniacs platformer was rad.

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Concept was alright, but EA didn't do a great job on it. It would've fared much better if it was made in the PS2 era, and by a different company.

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Gotta love a Spawn game where you get to play as Spawn with barely any of his powers. The only projectile/ranged attack was that shitty couch energy ball that did less damage than a basic punch.

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Didn't even know there was a sequel till recently

>>94679815
Shadow of Apokolips is actually pretty okay.

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>>94685129

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I love hate this game. Did thing not even GTA was doing on PS1. Gave off a creepy vibe similar to Silent Hill. Shame it controlled like ass. At least it better than the movie.

>>94685459
>Did thing not even GTA was doing on PS1.

*Did things not even GTA was doing on PS1.

>>94674732
And they're right. Anyone that thinks that S1-3 are the best is just a nostalgiafag.
It was really silly with fart jokes, basically youtube animation-tier humor,
Not everything was bad, It had some great episodes tho.

>>94684621
It's really tedious to play, anon.
Imagine Arkham games, except the combat is MUCH less dynamic and far more repetitive, there is nothing to do but punching the same 3 thug types. Oh, and the game controls are so shit, they would've fit better for a Stephen Hawking dance simulator or some shit like that.

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>>94685040
I know someone who feels your pain.

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>MOBA
>MOBA with a ring map

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>>94684849
>has unlockable AMVs
>Tarzan Simple Plan AMV

>>94675759
>too strong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAaAeI-2x_8

>>94685129
>Surf the web surf the web SURF THE WEB

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Why did younger me decide that this would be his first PSP game?

>>94679700
Nigger you better not be talking gba version.

>>94680297
Dofus would have been better if it were designed in such a way that enemies did not have to be such huge damage sponges for the game to work.

>>94687636
The trasure hunts are fun.
I once lost a hunt because of a description that could refer to one of two objects in the area but only one counted as that clue, I submitted feedback on it and it was fixed in a later update. It was really cool to see my feedback make it into the game.

>>94681144
this was a sequel (or more like a prequel) to the DS version of Ultimate Spider-man, it follows the goblin arc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqpEdQcSA9M
>>94681213
i think i have heard about a dozen things named like this, its such a generic title

>>94685040
The cutscenes alone were worth it. Mainframe got away with everything the network wouldn't let them show on TV which was awesome.

>>94685129
>shitty

>>94676665
>Seriously, Stick of Truth could've been done on any console.

Try making an Atari 2600 version of it. :^)

>>94672288
That game looks like it should have had some manner of cooperative multiplayer.

>>94686641
Such a shame. So many cool ideas and designs for Elseworlds wasted on this crap.

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I remember Superman getting hurt by everything, and the heat vision in the game SUCKED. Seriously, you shoot one little glob-projectile that only makes non-boss baddies stunned for all of a second.

>>94684749
Hey, that game was pretty good.

>>94685129
This doesn't deserve to be in this thread. We're talking about shitty games.

>>94674111
I rented this game back when I was a kid. The maze destroyed all of us.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DqfRus5ePmI

I actually liked south park 64.

>>94688712
decent game. a bit reptitive and most of the abilities are worthless.

amethyst is worthless until you get that charm that allows a 1 hit KO. then you can spam her cheap aoe to bring down large groups.

garnet is useful for her armor break and rocket fist aoe.

pearl is useful for her decoy and energy blasts.

steven is good for healing, shielding, and using items to recover hp, action points, and rez.

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I can't really call it a shitty game since I played it for months after I got it, but I guess this might count? I think this is the one I played. Might have been the PS2 game actually.

>>94688748
Cowabunga... Cowa-fucking-piece-of-dogshit!

>>94680233
Is it bad if I still love this game? It's just pure fun to play.

>>94691174
I remember them playing this constantly on Video & Arcade Top 10.

>>94691857
Shit taste.

>>94691639
James Rolfe is old news.

>>94680297
I sadly agree

Ankama is terrible at vidya, with their best being Islands of Wakfu on 360 and that was generic as hell and only useful for backstory.

Dofus pets is alright but has a horrible interface

>>94684849
Thank you THUG Pro for including these levels

>>94691174
SHOOBIES

>>94693176
>their best being Islands of Wakfu on 360 and that was generic as hell and only useful for backstory.
Said game also managed to ruin the second season considering it was released after episode 2 and spoiled the main villain of it.

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Simpsons Wrestling.

It's practically unplayable.

Simpsons Skateboarding is also rubbish but at least you can have a go at that.

Spider-Man 2 for PC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOU6HVSL6a8
Fucking why?

>>94681291
shut up boco

>>94674732
this

they are just spoiled ass "art" kids from colorado

t. spoiled ass "art" kid from colorado

>>94694287
>not posting superior https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TZ8Ll8bthg

>>94686641
i forgot this even existed

>>94691174
Beach Bandits was so bad its good

>>94694168
It was crappy but playable for the first three levels, then you had to start fighting 1 v 2s which made it unplayable for any kid.

>>94694393

That's a badly emulated version of a good Spiderman game with massive slowdown, it doesn't count.

>>94694722
Its superiour

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The game based on the Team Fortress 2 webcomics has become really shit desu. It used to be great back before they added matchmaking, but now it really fails to live up to the potential that its source material set out for it.

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Ok. But what are some /co/ games that are awesome?

>>94694478
I actually beat the game as a kid. It was punishing but doable. Flanders was the worst person to deal with because he could summon lightning to fry your ass from across the screen as he revived the second you beat him.

>>94686576
From woolie's play through i got the impression that the game just needed a shit ton of polish.

>>94683755
Give me some good moments from these threads

>>94694168
Wasn't Flanders impossible to beat?

>>94688712
this was good though

>>94694478
I only played it for the first time a few months back and it was a total mess.

Both games were seriously wasted potential though. Skateboarding's level design is fucking ruined by the utterly unnatural and retarded rails going all over the place.

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Why are there stealth sections in my hulk game!!

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>>94695275
>masturbate to Miss Pauling for years
>she finally gets an official 3D voice and model
>it's Ashley fucking Burch, who also did part of the newer writing which is downright unfunny and awful

>>94694168
>tfw I remember renting simpsons skateboarding from a hollywood video in the early 2000s
>So disappointed I went right back to replaying THPS3

>>94696687
>So disappointed I went right back to replaying THPS3
WE ARE SCIENTISTS IN OUR LAB
LOOKING THROUGH THE MICROSCOPE

>>94696716
>not If You Must

>>94696756
>not What's the Matter Man
After replaying the whole series up to THAW on PC recently, THPS3 is still the best game in the series. Not a bad song on the soundtrack (although 2's may be sliiiightly better), just complex enough with the intro of the Revert to make things interesting but without the complexity of 4 onwards with spine transfers and walking and wallplants and etc. (and the levels having to be designed around them).

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>>94696716
FIGHT LIKE A BRAVE
DON'T BE A SLAVE

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>>94696831
YOU'RE NOT THE SAME
YOU'VE CHANGED

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>>94684849
Holy shit.

>>94684849
>Isn't really that shitty,
It shouldn't be, it's running on the THPS4 engine underneath and you can get normal style controls by turning on 'pro mode controls'.

The levels suck, though.

>>94673202
>enjoyed stick of truth so much I preordered Fractured But Whole
>Matt and Trey end up losing their fucking minds, made south park shit the bed for two terrible seasons, and the game never came out
I don't know when I'm going to get my game, but I'm pretty sure it's gonna be shit, and boy am I mad.

>>94675506
Oh hey I had this on DS lol

>>94694376
I'm also that.
why are you putting quotations around art though?

>>94675506
wait a sec, wasn't this a prequel to ultimate spiderman?

>>94697089
hopfully they put all of there jokes into the game, thats why the show has suffered

>>94697236
their*

>>94687869
(You)

>>94697826
thank (you)

>>94697838
>>94697867
You can stop being this kind of faggot any time.

>>94697883
uh oh, what happened?

>>94686641
>ring map
Post it.

>>94684849
Why does this box feel the need to address Toy Story with a logo, but not Tarzan or Lion King?
Also, what kind of character selection is that? Just those 3 movies?

>>94695431

TIH: UD is a great game.

>Bringing down entire buildings and fucking with civies for fun afterwards

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>>94698910
You can see it on the mini-map.

>>94684849
I remember this, playing a Pumbaa was great.

>>94679548
I still miss it, but you're not objectively wrong. All better than there current mobile games though

>>94696687
Better than my experience. I rented Simpsons Skateboarding once and it was fucking broken. As soon as you hit start the game fucked up and the graphics broke. Had to take it back and got Simpsons Road Rage instead.

>>94676490
it's an amusement park and they're his girlfriend's friend's kids

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>>94673202

>until they knew technology was good enough to make a game that actually looked and felt like the show

How advanced would it need to have been exactly? I mean I get that Stick of Truth needs some pretty high resolution sprites to get the show's artstyle right. But really it seems to me their main problem was that Southpark 64 was made when the games industry was in a "3d automatically looks better than 2d because more dimensions" mentality.

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>>94695657
http://imgur.com/QgNk4Rg
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>>94695954
Stealth as the hulk sounds fucking awesome.

>>94700540
Now that was a good game.

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>>94676665
>Because for some reason they didn't believe they could pull off the show's aesthetic on the N64 or PSX
>>94700802

And this is what you get, and even playing it back then the sprites still had very simple animations. Stick of Truth was able to move character animation around more freely, especially when dealing with the player's custom character. SoT was like watching an actual episode because they could do the HD textures that looked like construction paper from the show. Still when too much shit was going on onscreen they used prerendered cutscenes like the same way FF7 did with a the in game character placed in the foreground of the FMV.

>>94701500
animating absolutely everything in-engine would probably be a pain in the ass too

>>94701334
It was as Banner.

>>94701500
>with a the in game character

>>94679919
DS Thor game, GBA Flash game
Both are made by Wayforward

>>94699402
Aren't MOBAs typically based around controlling lanes? How do you do that on a map that is a one, giant lane?

>>94701334
>That part of Ultimate Destruction where you disguise yourself as a truck

>>94703834
My guess? Spawn minions in both directions, but the objective is control points.

>>94700949
>its to big to post here

*it's too big to post here

>>94699499
>All better than there current mobile games

*All better than their current mobile games

>>94684749
>Shitty /co/-related games
>Toy Story 2
I'll fight you.

Who else /adventure time moba/???

http://games.cartoonnetwork.com.au/adventure_time/atbp/

I wouldn't expect queues to pop these days.

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Kaznapped

>>94677773
I'm gonna need a stronger dose, doc.

>>94679815
>That's a general DC game
It's also not a good game. But Death and Return of Superman for the SNES was a nice beat-em-up, even if a bit on the hard side.

>>94679919
The Death and Return of Superman is pretty good. Spider-Man and Batman have a ton of shitty games too.

>>94685106
Wasn't this game blatantly unfinished?

>>94699402
How the fuck does that work.
I wamna play this just to see how they pull it off.

>>94702283
Oh, well that would maybe not be as good.

>>94707873
Maybe we should get a group together.

>>94681291
I can't believe I used to love WWF War Zone, it's aged so poorly.

>>94685129
This game is excellent, get the fuck out.

>>94687746
That's honestly really cool. A lot of companies would write it off as not worth fixing.

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Is DCUO worth playing anymore?

>>94685129
DSP, please go.

>>94695520
so does Sonic 06
doesn't make either a good game