Is non-paraplegic Joe the most powerful /co/ character?

>>94668234
HEY

>spinal injury means he can't walk
>replaces legs
>can somehow walk
>to remove this ability, gets another spinal injury

>>94668527
>Trying to apply real life logic to a cartoon where a guy can fight a giant chicken

>>94668527
he didn't have spinal injury though, he just got shot in the legs a bunch of times, and they are tiny because he left them tied up and blood circulation stopped

>>94668743
Nothing in real life would prevent a guy to fight a giant chicken, if there was a giant chicken to fight.

If you are going to say "the fact that giant chickens don't exist", you are wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX4Jh-44-Nk

>>94668234
he loses all his victim points without the wheelchair

>>94668783
You guys know the chicken is just a guy in a suit, right?

>>94668783
Jesus christ it's real, well ok I can admit i'm in the wrong a little bit

>>94668801
No it is not, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DU_vZOmfT4
Put it on 7:25 and you will see.

>>94668774
Did they retcon it? I haven't watched the last few seasons, but last I remember he got a spinal injury falling off a roof while fighting the Grinch.

>>94668774

I liked the movie interpretation where Joe's actor beat up a bunch of guys BUT A CRUEL TWIST had the guys jump back up suddenly and beat him down a second later.

>>94668846
There are at least 3 episodes that give an explanation for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_MdJcufOoo

>>94668846
They did. They changed it to him getting shot in the legs on a busted drug sting and he came up with the Grinch shit as a lie.

>>94668889
>WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>94668889
Wait, there was a movie?

>>94669339
in-universe movie. When Joe won the paralympics thanks to peter and steroids he got super popular.

>>94669510
>Featuring Bea Arthur as Peter Griffin

>>94668481
BETER

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>>94670469

>>94670942
yes piIIy?

>>94672513
spell "cartoons and comics"

>>94672831
Bartoons and Bomibs

>Both Joe and his wife are unhappy for years
>He finally gets the means to care for himself
>Wants to leave his wife
>She shoots him three times until he's paralyzed again
>She decides she's tired of looking after him
>Leaves, fucks some guy, then Joe asks her to come back because he can't support himself

Is there a single good person on this show? Even Meg is a piece of shit now.

>>94672831
Thank you

>>94673159
They make the women even more insufferable than the guys

>>94673159
Jillian is the only correct answer. Though I suspect she hasn't been in the show for years outside of the occasional cameo.

>>94674439
I thought she died.

>>94674543
Her husband did.

>>94668801
It really isn't. It's just a big ass species made for looking ridiculous and some perspective for taste.

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>>94668234
No, Pickle Rick is.

>>94668783
Is that the bird that kramer's bird. had to fight on Seinfield?

>>94668234
>It's a character has his major flaw fixed but everything goes back to the status quo at the end of the episode episode

>>94670942
This is actually more coherent than any zombie Family Guy episode.

The holy crap stuff is funny but I don't laugh when any later episodes do it, just meme pics now.