Classic Comics Thread

>>94668018
I still cannot believe this isn't a parody

>>94668011
Someone just sat there and wrote this and was proud of how well they captured the character's voice and naturally implemented their message.

>>94668011
I like how how the writer broke up America and her former white girlfriend because it simply wasn't progressive enough

>>94668011
I had to stop reading at "literally". Also, jesus fuck that is the worst-drawn car I've ever seen.

>>94668259
>Also, jesus fuck that is the worst-drawn car I've ever seen.

Ahahahaha, I hadn't noticed that.

>>94668011
Holy fuck whaaaaaat

>>94668209
This panel completely butchers the symbolic and meaningful shot of CIA standing in front of the plane. This is clear evidence that comics are meant for children and unable to portray the complex themes Nolan beautifully expressed in Le Noir Chevalier leve

>>94668247
I thought it was to create drama without ever having America be wrong, because America cannot ever be wrong or insensitive or have any flaw whatsoever.

>>94668259
I was so focused on that god-awful dialogue that I hadn't noticed the car.

>>94668039
You go girl!

>>94668500
That's an extra perk, but the writer does a lot of work to keep out white people. Hawkeye is there to drag in more readers and suck America's clit and congratulate her for her brave lesbianism

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This entire arc was a mess.

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>>94669527
Is that fucking Asgard? They gave Asgard a congress? They gave the most culturally conservative civilization to ever exist in just about any medium a congress?

What?

>>94669599
That's not asgard, it's asgardia now, because asgard is a symbol of the patriarchy.

>>94668039
>"Mansplaining" is really just telling the truth

I wonder if the author ever realized what he implied with that scene.

>>94669599
If the writer just said "Althing" instead of "congress"
It would have been totally fine

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>>94669865
He did, the logic being that "Truth" is whatever that person thinks is true

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>>94670251
This is what the lasso has always done?

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>>94670336
I guess. It does make sense. I still don't understand what Mansplaining actually is. Is it false, or is explaining anything to a woman mansplaining? It's definitely not one of their least retarded points of rhetoric

>>94670367
Sorry, my point was this isn't how the lasso always acts, they're just using it for their shit narrative.

Mansplaining, as far as I've gotten through, is explaining anything to a woman because of the way it's DEMEANING and PATRIARCHAL and apparently its a MAN assuming he's always right.

ManSPREADING is a whole nother thing. Which considering how much these mental gymnasts worry about the thing between their legs, you think it would be okay if I had some extra room for mine.

>>94668011
I don't know the context of this so I might be wrong, but this sounds pretty sarcastic to me.

>>94670473
i do know the context, and unfortunately, it is not sarcastic.

>>94670251
Well, duh. Which makes it the perfect example of how empty the term "mansplaining" has become.

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>>94670367
In that comic's case, it's giving a honest answer to a question a woman asked you. Even when you're forced to answer, you're still evil for talking back.

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>>94670562
>that tweet

It just sums up everything about their thought process.

>>94668039
>Mansplaining
when will Americans stop using infantile artificial words?

>>94668018
Had they written those things out it actually would have probably been pretty funny; had they let Bor speak it would have maintained the immersion while fucking with the tone unexpectedly. Instead of letting Bor be a funny character, though, the writer had to direct the attention to themselves and their snarky blogspeak. That's what's hilarious about this: at the end of the day, the writer is competing for attention with a fictional character

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>>94668018
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>>94668238
>>Guy walks up to Bobbi. Starts staring at her chest.
>>Bobbi: "Hey, buddy, my eyes are up here."
>>Guy: "Actually, I'm waiting for you to explain your feminist agenda."

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>>94670465
Manspreading is a dead meme now. Somebody started a counter hashtag that showed all the times women thoughtlessly put their handbags and groceries on the bus seat next to them. The SJWs actually shut up for once.

>>94670867
Never, the country was literally founded on the basis of buzzwords.

>>94668011
Every time
>Literally intrigued
Theres no fucking thing as figuratively intrigued

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>>94672945
If only

>>94668011
That's preeeeeetty grimdark for a Marvel Comic

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>>94672198
this is going straight to the lol folder
Thanks friend

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>>94668011

New Avengers was great to look at but good god the bendispeak was in maximum overspeak in the early issues.

>>94675379
This general spreading because japanese have to be cramped.

>>94670367
It's talking to a woman like she's 5 because she's female, she can't understand big words or important concepts. Which is funny because they don't understand there's already a word for that: condescending.

>>94675379
If a fucker was doing this in one of those sardine cramped ass train cars they have over there I'd backhand him right on the tip of his dick.

>>94675730
I've been accused of being condescending sometimes, but it's usually when I'm showing a moron how to do something on a computer for the umpteenth time. You lose your patience with people that don't pay attention to things when you show them the first time.