Who was in the wrong here?

>>94654914
He's the only sane one

Warburton was the only normal person in the damn movie and everyone goes out of their way to shit on him.

He was excited and proud of the pamphlets he made and she fucking ruins them in front of him! What kind of sociopathic narcissist is she?!

>>94654914
Isn't there a whole imgur gallery about this?

>>94655644
>What kind of sociopathic narcissist is she?!
The kind that fucks bees.

>>94656237
IT'S

>>94656282
THE

>>94656315
NUTSHACK

Vanessa for making Yogurt Night so difficult

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>94656362
hnnnngh

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>>94656358
Or here?

>Jerry Seinfeld made a movie about beestiality.

truly a master

>>94656358
Milton tbqh, everything is in God's design

>instagram thread
S&R

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>>94656325

>>94656362
This was a weird movie.

This is just Antz with bees isn't it?

I hate that people compare the emoji movie to the bee movie. Bee Movie was weird, and not exactly the best movie out there, but it wasn't a glorified ad like the emoji movie.

>>94656410
Prometheus did nothing wrong

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>>94656325
bee

>>94654914
Ironic films should not exist.

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I want to believe during a brainstorming session, the writers decided to see how much beesitality they could get away with.

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>>94657735
Yes, yes it was.

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>>94657835
He should stick to this kind of work tbqh

>>94654914
This is a weird edit. It's meant to be "if you're in a straight relationship and you kiss/fuck your own gender is it still cheating?". That answer makes no sense for the question.

>>94656362
She did a lot to develop my Giantess fetish.

>>94658170
Both those statements are basically saying "If I commit this act with this variable applied to it, am I really committing the act?"

>>94656203
link pls

>>94658306
I mean, yeah, but flirting isn't cheating.

>>94654914
what was your endgame
were you rape
what was this thread's fucking problem

>>94657965
How does any of this even work? Does Seinfeld-Bee somehow possess an enormous dick that he whips out at random so he can pleasure this woman, this human creature thousands of times his size?

>>94656325
>>94657522
Wow, I didn't even notice it was Shadman because it isn't viciously off-model or crammed full of shit fetishes.

>>94658471
Saved

>>94658479
Whether flirting is cheating is up to you

Some people are teasers but would never cheat, some people demand 100% commitment

>>94658471
Best thing to come from the LWA threads

>>94658721
>some people demand 100% commitment
that's not a relationship, that's owning a pet

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YO

I just realized apart from sex what do people want in a relationship?

someone to be there for them, to listen, talk to, share moments of existence with, something real that spends time and acknowledges us.


Everyone is shitting on this relationship because theres no way for sex to work but we need to realize that their relationship was better than her Human bf because the bee actually acknowledged her ideas, challenged her to be a better person and grow not as a human but as a living being.

The bee itself was everything she had ever wished for in a relationship, for someone to not just spend time with her and fuck her but to really listen to her and see her not as some lady fucktoy but as a being with ideals and ethic accomplishments. Her human boyfriend only gave her attention because he wanted to fuck her and she wanted more than that, the bee filled a void inside her that no dick could ever come close to

this movie is way too deep

>>94659059
>not keeping your bitch on a tight chain
Enjoy being keked.

>>94659099
its a fucking bee

>>94656282
>>94656315
>>94656322
Well, that went worse than expected.

>>94654914
I have never seen this movie. Does she actually get with the bee?

>>94657766

It's nothing like Antz

>>94658549

He goes inside her vag and wiggles his body around, or rubs his abdomen on her clit.

>>94655644
>What kind of sociopathic narcissist is she?!
>>94656237
An average woman.

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>>94659505
>stinger breaks off
>bee convulses and dies
>dead bee and dislodged stinger now squished inside vagoo

I can't even meme about it, I just have to say it outright: I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

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>>94659420
Does it really matter?

>>94659099
This is just naive. A women who isn't getting fucked right will turn on you.

>>94659099
why doesn't she go find a person to do these things with instead of falling for a bee voiced by Jerry Seinfeld
she's a fucking loon guy

>>94657987
>Movie brings attention to just how short a bee's lifespan is
>she dumps her boyfriend and starts dating a bee anyway
>she can't even be hip to fuck bees
Not to mention the whole plot of the bees suing the world for honey was extremely surreal.

>>94659059
Either you're a woman who likes dick that bad or a numale with a woman who likes dick that bad. Like what the fuck is the point of an exclusive relationship if there isn't 100% commitment?

Nevermind, you're definitely a woman. Only a woman can be this degenerate.

>>94659420
IIRC it's implied they are just REALLY good "friends"

>>94658669
but it does have godawful (((chromatic aberration))
literally unable to draw without being a mong in some way

>>94659059
>that's not a relationship, that's owning a pet
Yeah because unstable relationships are completely healthy. Thank god we live in the current year.

>>94660069
It's almost like it's some sort of cartoon

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>>94659099
Oh no... you're giving me feelings for a human/bee relationship

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>>94659059

>not being loyal to your partner
>not respecting their emotional commitment to you
>not politely declining if other people try to put the moves on you
>not being honest with your partner when you have feelings for someone other than them
>not breaking up and respecting your partner as a person as opposed to cheating behind their back and continuing with both relationships

commit sudoku

>>94659059
>t.woman

>>94660069
I am pretty sure only his hive got the world's honey in the settlement, which wasn't even beeing harvested in the first place.

>>94656203
>>94658374
this

>>94654914
He was for impeding her happiness

I wonder if she asks Barry to invite over his friends so they can form into a vibrating dick for her and give her the BBC

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>>94656362

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>>94660327

>>94654914
The human guy was actually a metaphorical image devised to stand as a sort of chiaroscuric parallel to the Buddha

>>94660632
So the bee was Jewish? Huh funny how that happens

>>94659059
>where have all the good men gone???
Gee I wonder why they left.

>>94662289
>played by (((Jerry Seinfeld)))
>not jewish

>>94660211
That stupid aberration this is ALWAYS the dead giveaway to a Shadpic.

>>94660069
Don't forget all the bee actors were mostly jewish.

A movie about Jewish bees... suing the world. A movie about jews sueing the entire world.

>>94663546
I'm pretty sure it's more about bees since Jews can't pollinate flowers

>>94654914
He literally did nothing wrong

>>94659177
I laughed at this way more than I should have.

>>94663672
Heh, yeah. (((Pollinate flowers)))

>>94659059
>Not wanting your lover to be fully committed to you

This isn't a relationship, this is just being a cuck

>>94654914
A simple yes would have sufficed.

>>94661920

Oh fuck.
I could so see this happening.

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>>94659059
>sees open "relationship" cuck talk down someone for wanting loyalty
>expect /co/mblr defense force to defend this
>multiple people call out anon for being a cuck

You did good today /co/

>>94659099
That doesn't change the fact that she fell for an insect voiced by one of the most dysfunctional men of all time.

>>94655644
>What kind of sociopathic narcissist is she?!

The modern woman.

>>94658479
If I swing with my left even though I'm right handed do you still get hit?

>>94659059
>that's owning a pet
No, you're thinking of open relationships.

>>94663895
Oh god, were you there for that Rick and Morty thread calling Bulls "part of the family"?

>>94664007
No, should I be glad that I wasn't?

>>94664023
Yes, yes you should.

>>94661788
>BBC
Buzzing Bee Cock?

>>94656322
incredible combo breaker

>>94656282
HIP

>>94664097
TO

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>>94659826
That was a fucked up movie.

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>>94664612

WHY IS YOGURT NIGHT SO DIFFICULT

>>94659059
Are you single? I'm genuinely curious.
I'm not projecting that you're lonely or a loser or simply delusional, I just want to know if you're single or not. Because if you are, that makes sense. People with your mentality are unable to maintain a relationship that isn't skin-deep. I've been with my girlfriend for seven years. Not once has either of us flirted with anybody else. If your mind is so frail that you're unable to understand what being in a relationship means, what hope do you have? You may not be with someone right now, but I want you to know that you are mentally immature. You've adapted the mentality of the meme-tier cuckold, or "open relationships" as they're so proudly called by self-denying numales. Grow some balls, for fucks sake.

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>>94664633

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>>94664713

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>>94664753

>>94664734
>>94664753
I really should watch this movie again.

>>94663895
Stop posting SU shit.

This movie was like a slow-acting drug.

It came, it went and nobody bringed any attention to it because they though it was just some dumb kids movie.

Then people actually saw it.

>>94659444
Stallone killed it in antz

>>94659024
Best thing to come from that show.
How was the show so crap when the movies were so good?

>>94664803
I think I should as well.

I can barely remember it

>>94664858
Stop being easily triggered.

>>94659099
Your argument only holds up if there was evidence of her not having that with the guy.
Which there may have been, I have not watched this film in years.

>>94660632
They still got honey harvesting banned all over the world, which for some reason meant that all bees stopped pollinating despite not even a majority of bee hives being harvested by humans.

>>94660277
Come on man, Bee Movie's plot was a lot weirder than most cartoons out there. They went in an oddly specific direction but didn't really put a lot of thought in the ramifications behind it despite that being the film's central conflict.

>>94657835
wtf I love Shadman now!

>>94664007
>Rick and Morty thread
Why would anyone want to browse that pit of condensed shitposting?

>>94660211
A who in the what now?

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>>94659177

>>94661882
I'm gonna wreck it

>>94661920
>after the death of bee whos name I forget chick whos name I forget continues to seek our more bees
Fund it, each episode can be about a short whirlwind romance was a different bee, some purerly sexual, some with lots of love and all sorts of other interesting shit to keep things different between episodes

>>94664061
No a combo breaker if the combo never starts

>>94659997
>women deserve to be treated as human beings: This is naive
>women can only think about the dick:real human understanding.

>>94657835
what is the name of this outfit ?

>>94665831
Virgin Killer sweater.

>>94657835
Okay... This is genuinely funny

I feel like Jerry Seinfeld was never fucking funny and his inclusion in the Bee Movie is all the justification I need.

>>94654914
I'm sure she will be happy with her decision of leaving her guy for a bee who will live for another four months max

>>94665458
?
The show was awesome.

>>94659099
>someone to bee there for them
ftfy

>>94659059
*crosses arms and nods wisely in agreement*

+1, it's 2017 you dont "own" your partner, you respect them and their choices, and if they choose to be with someone else now and then, you respect that too, or dont, and be a loser by yourself.

>>94664565
FUCK

>>94665604
>Accepting women are slaves to their biological imperative is immature

Women only exist to be bred by Chad

>>94659059
Never enter into a relationship, you are the worst kind of person, and this is what destroys families.

>>94665993
Look at me, i'm Akko and I can't learn anything got old fast

>>94659059
>>some people demand 100% commitment
>>that's not a relationship, that's owning a pet
Thats why I let my wife go out and fuck whoever she wants because she's her own woman and I have no right to deny her pleasure.

>>94659059
All the retards who replied to this mocking you are the kind of people who will freely leer or outright fuck other people behind their SO's back.
Asking for 100% anything is how you fuck things up. Nothing in this world is 100% certain. If you expect something to work in the exact way you want it, you're going to spend your life being very, very angry. And that's very very sad.

>>94659059
Yeah, people who don't like their wives going around flirting with other men all the time are cucks am I right?

>>94663964
That's a retarded analogy that doesn't fit the situation at all.

>>94666934
>Okay let's enter into a relationship
>That obviously means you shouldn't cheat on me
>Hey you cheated on me I want to break up
>Asking for 100% anything is how you fuck things up. Nothing in this world is 100% certain. If you expect something to work in the exact way you want it, you're going to spend your life being very, very angry. And that's very very sad.
Notice how your response would not be out of place as a woman's excuse for cheating. You are clearly a woman and clearly for cheating on your significant other because you think all your actions are excusable. They aren't.

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>>94666934
>All the retards who replied to this mocking you are the kind of people who will freely leer or outright fuck other people behind their SO's back.

>>94666934
Yeah, just lower your expectations and standards, goyim.

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>>94661920
ITS HIP TO FUCK BEES

>>94666934
>t.Woman

Do you feed this garbage to your boyfriend while you go out and fuck Chad?

>>94666959
>Notice how your response would not be out of place as a woman's excuse for cheating.
Or a man's excuse. Men cheat just as much as women do. Why does everything have to be a fucking gender issue on /co/ now?

I USED TO BEE A RENEGADE
I USED TO FUCK AROUND

>>94666934
I'm not some mouth drooling ape. If I see an attractive woman yeah sure I might sneak a peek but I have enough self control to not gawk at her or flirt with her let alone fuck her. If you can't control your sexual urges you're no better than a wild animal. Sneak a peek have a wank when you get home but if you think flirting with someone else while you're in a relationship is normal you are honestly just primitive and an asshole.

>>94667040
OI SNEK A PEK M8 ONNA ROOTY BOOTY TUESDEY GOTTA LOOK AT TEETS M8

>>94667028
Men are at least more likely to be honest about being scumbags. Women always want to pretend their the epitome of morality and find bullshit ways to justify cheating like that those Anons are. That is why we know they're women.

>>94667062
>Men are at least more likely to be honest about being scumbags
Horseshit.

>>94654914
Motherfucker; I'm right handed and I damn near killed my brother with a left hook.

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>>94667083
Silly woman, just because Chad lied to you once or twice it doesn't mean that men aren't honest. You just place more stock in what Chad says because he's Chad. The average man will own up to his mistakes because of honor.

Look at our current POTUS. He hasn't been shy about admitting he's a piece of shit who molests women and hates minorities. Hillary on the other hand pretended she wasn't a piece of shit.

>>94667040
>sneak a peek
Then it's not 100%

>>94666934
women are the niggers of the two genders.

>>94666986
The girl reminds me of Bondage Fairies

>>94667112
>Woman thinks a man simply LOOKING is cheating
>That justifies her going out and getting a train ran on her by Chad and Tyrone

Women are truly degenerate.

>>94666541
THE

>>94667109
What you're experiencing is confirmation bias.

Man isn't honest?
>Well, obviously that isn't a reflection of all men
Woman isn't honest?
>Typical backstabbing sluts!

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>>94667119
>two genders

>>94667148
NUTSHACK

>>94667150
>Implying all women aren't backstabbing sluts

>>94667129
>>That justifies her going out and getting a train ran on her by Chad and Tyrone
The argument is whether or not flirting is cheating.

looking is a prerequisite for flirting but is not actual interaction between the two parties, which makes it distinct.

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>>94667152
wtf i love chris-chan now

>>94666934
>are the kind of people who will freely leer or outright fuck other people behind their SO's back.
>Asking for 100% anything is how you fuck things up. Nothing in this world is 100% certain
Holy shit. Projection AND Rationalization all in one sentence. Can I use your post as a test question to my students on the topic of irrational defense mechanisms?

This thread is proof on why women must be beat.

obligatory thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

>>94659505
>or rubs his abdomen on her clit

Now that I think about it, I suppose he could crawl on her clitoris and buzz his wings to essentially turn himself into a discount vibrator.

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>>94659059
Let's get this shit started.
>women

>>94667238
>Now that I think about it, I suppose he could crawl on her clitoris and buzz his wings to essentially turn himself into a discount vibrator.
Jap bee's group together in a swarm and vibrate at high speeds around their enemies like attacking wasps creating a sort of friction oven which bakes the wasp to death.

https://youtu.be/K6m40W1s0Wc?t=25

>>94663895
even tumblr knows that poly relationships are shit if you aren't trustworthy

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>>94659059
Then you don't want a relationship, you want a fuckbuddy, there's a difference. Most people ages 15-25 these days don't even want a stable relationship and just want someone they can fuck and occasionally get attention from, until someone better comes around
I fucking hate this shit

>>94667100
I'm right handed and my left arm is stronger than my right

>>94667270
Isn't this the one with the Chad photo, so he gets replies anyway?

>>94666934
>nothing in the world is 100%

If I jump up I will fall back to the ground. Has happened every time and will continue to happen. 100% chance.

>>94667379
>nothing in the world is 100%
new world thinking m8, kids try to think this way pretending to convince themselves they won't have to deal with the consequences of their actions.

it's the same reason people stay in shit relationships that have proven themselves not to work, or fuck whoever and then get surprised that they're pregnant or have an std.

Honestly I feel like when the Bee Movie became a meme people started actually believe the movie is bad, while the whole idea was just to mock its surrealness. It's not a bad movie, it will get a few hearty laffs out of you and generally speaking it's the opposite of boring, since it's pretty much impossible to see where the fuck it is going. And now that I think about it the Emoji Movie is pretty much a copy of Bee Movie (down to the similar title) with the whole "phone world" kind of resembling Barry's bee hive (although I've not seen the emoji movie, so I don't know HOW similar they are exactly). The Emoji Movie is what you get when you take the Bee Movie and actually remove all originality from it.

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>>94667351
The original did not have a chad but the pasta floats around
here's another classic

>>94667480

Better title

>installing_a_program_without_reading_the_tos.png

>>94658549
he runs all over her clit with his tiny legs until she cums.

>>94657965
>>94657987
Hive mind

>>94660547
>>94662467
>>94667244
>>94666959
>>94667007
>>94667119

I get why the stereotypes exist concerning women's promiscuity, but I can't help but cringe whenever I hear it. The casual shit flinging when it comes to sex, criticizing females as a whole, or criticizing males as a whole, only serves to make us bitter and more insecure when it comes to getting dates. There are actually a lot of girls, not unlike us, that adopt the "men are sluts" mentality because they are either:

>chasing incompatible men
>not actually leaving the proverbial basement and try to get dates at places like school, clubs, pick-up sports, etc
>not being brave enough to take a chance and ask out people they're interested in, aka being afraid of rejection
>not being patient enough for the "right one" to come along
>feeling entitled to sex
>insecure

Maybe it's less common, but I've known a lot of girls growing up that adopted these attitudes, myself included at a point in my life. It's immature though, and I hope that we can all grow out of that mindset someday. Not all men or women fit the chad and slut model. Get cleaned up, take care of your body, go outside, put a little more faith into your swagger, and be yourself. Someday you'll find em, /co/, whether you're an anon or femanon.

>>94667943
>"Women can be incels too!" meme
>"Just be confident!" meme

Why do women lie so much?

>>94667983
>"Women can be incels too!" meme
Not a meme, I was one of them, and I've known many others.

>"Just be confident!" meme
t. single and never dated. Also, when did I ever say that? I said
>Get cleaned up, take care of your body, go outside, put a little more faith into your swagger, and be yourself.

Not quite as simple as "just be confident", is it?
This is me projecting, but maybe doing any of what I suggested is a bit too much effort on your part. Good luck.

>bee movie thread turns into complaining about women
Why does it feel like every thread I'm following nowadays turns out like this?

>>94668111
Because people are waking up

>>94668111
Because /co/ is shit.

>>94668111
Because women don't know loyalty to anyone or anything but themselves. How many comic books do you think women just can't understand? Anything beyond Harley Quinn is confusing for them. There are no good women and women didn't have vaginas men wouldn't be interested in them. Women only detract from things and lower the quality of the things they participate in.

>>94668087
>Not a meme, I was one of them, and I've known many others.

Because you were all waiting for Chad. Fucking whores.

And the "advice" you gave was literally "just be confident lol" for men you stupid fucking bitch. Of course you being a woman all you need to do is go outside and talk to people to find the Chad of your dreams. Non-Chads nowadays have trouble trying to court a fat hambeast because of the ridiculous high standards social media has given you holes.

>>94668122
Literally this. The Atomic Blackpill the Incels cooked up is shining light on the degeneracy of women.

>>94654914
That analogy makes no sense.

>>94668186
It's a veiled threat, not an analogy.

>>94667491
except you can see them refering to his crime in the conversations

>>94668171
>Because you were all waiting for Chad

I suppose you think you don't have unreasonably high standards

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>>94668087
>This is me projecting, but maybe doing any of what I suggested is a bit too much effort on your part. Good luck.

Honey, let me break it down for you. Those things you listed is not advice. It's basic living for any human on the planet. This is how easy your species has it. You literally just have to function like a human to find a mate. You really think the men here complaining about women dont have lives, jobs, responsibilites? Do you women seriously think any man who isn't Chad is some /r9k/-tier NEET loser? Use some common sense.

You didn't accomplish anything. Again, you functioned like a normal human and a man decided he would stick his dick in you. Meanwhile I bet you have a multitude of arbitrary standards a man has to meet before you even consider him human.

>>94668261
I dont because I'm not woman. Are you enjoying your rich fit tall Chad's cum?

>>94668273

Wow bitter much?

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>>94668266
Nailed it. Women have it so easy it makes me sick. Then they have the gall to think it's because of their "amazing personalities"

>>94659099
I just want somebody to know I'm alive.

>>94668316
>She didn't deny it
>She resorted to an insult to deflect

Typical women.

I just remembered this movie is on redtube in it's entirety.

>>94668316
>the only """"""arguments"""""""" a roastie knows how to use are: "wow bitter much?", "i know now why ur a virgin...", "haha ur a virgin tee hee"

>>94668333
>>94668266

>wahhhhh women fuck men that aren't me!
>wahhhhh men have such low standards they fuck any women that comes along, that's women's fault!

>this thread
jeez guys, this is just embarrassing.

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>>94668171
>all this projecting and anger

That's alright, anon. You keep doing your thing, and I'll keep on with my relationship. You know who I'm dating? A 400 pound, fat /h/ obsessed guy, who isn't/was never popular by any means, doesn't play any sports, and hardly socializes. 5 years. You know how I met him and fell in love with him? He cleaned himself up, went outside, and joined a club at the college we both went to. We hit it off. Wouldn't have met him if he didn't put himself out there. This was after my "all men are sluts" phase. That's different than the "only chads are good enough for me" phase, which I've never prescribed to.

Anyways, good luck. Maybe you'll find love someday, but it'll be less likely with the attitude you're harboring.

>>94668369
>the only """""""arguments""""""" a virgin knows how to use are: "wow hambeast much?", "i know why u can't fuck chad...", "haha ur a roastie tee hee"

I lost count of how many times a /co/ thread devolved into either /pol/ or /r9k/

Or both.

>>94668409
Sorry, sister. I've women and men in the ass and I'd rather fuck another man in the ass any day than deal with another woman. You're ruining the world and blaming men for it. You are the single most evil creature in existence.

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>>94668370
I should have known women aren't capable of reason.

No wonder Hillary lost to Blumpf. No wonder Blumpf got a good chunk of votes from women. Women are truly incapable of critical thinking.

>>94668273
Longtext anon here, I'm enjoying my fat, socially awkward, /h/ obsessed boyfriend's cum just fine. That could be you someday! Personality accounts for a lot.

>>94668384
I too like to make up stories on the Internet.

Women cant even lie correctly.

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>Bee Movie thread
>Devolves into shit flinging as anon literally tries to justify not being faithful in a relationship

Jerry Seinfeld, your movie's rotten taint haunts us still.

>>94668409
>Virgin insult
>Devaluing yourself to just a hole

Lol women.

>>94668266
I don't have arbitrary standards, see
>>94668384

>>94668333
Stay mad.

>>94668349
>resorted to an insult to deflect
Like calling women who don't want to fuck you "fucking whores"?

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>>94668445
>She's the one who made the "100% fiathful" pet post
>She longs to cheat on her boyfriend with Chad

>>94668482
You didn't debunk any of his arguments. You just talked about how much you think your boyfriend is a loser and would rather date Chad. Stupid woman.

>>94668432
I had to check out of the emoji movie thread I was hoping would just be shitting on the movie, but for some reason everyone was complaining about feminism. It's like every thread no matter the stupid subject, gets derailed by a couple of anons visiting from /tv/ or /pol/

>>94668485
I backed up my post with arguments and thought. You didn nothing but insult and deflect because you are a woman.

>>94668524
>Fucking whores
>fat hambeast
>you holes
>you stupid fucking bitch

yeah, really compelling arguments and thoughts
you're the captain of the fucking debate team for sure

>>94668552
You're wasting your time debating these losers.

>>94668524
>arguments and thought
You mean crying about men being easy, having low standards and fucking any woman that pays attention to them, while blaming women for having standards?

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>>94654914
>Bee Movie thread turns into shitty /co/ gender wars thread
>with people using ''Chad and Stacy'' meme as if they are real life facts
>with people acting like every person of the same gender acts the same way
>in a thread about a movie about bees suing the human race

>>94654914
I saw this movie in theaters and loved how fucked up it was, but don't think anyone else appreciated it on that level at the time.

I'm so glad that it's making a come back.

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>>94668454
>"fucking slut femanon just wants the chad cock, typical roastie bitch"
>anon gives account of their relationship and dating attitudes
>"L-LYING!"

>>94668552
>Woman is too focused on the insults to focus on the argument

Truly a subhuman gender.

>>94668496
I'm this anon, but nice try
>>94660527

>>94668567
>women for having standards

The word "Chad" is not standards.

>>94668572
Not him but you literally just insulted your BF and lowkey implied you wanted Chad. How does this help your argument how?

>>94668580
you don't have an argument
literally all you've been doing is going "nuh-uh" with some extra vitriol

this thread is a shitshow, more than the movie itself

>>94668619

>insulted

How? By stating his traits?

>>94668642
this
we could all be on pornhub right now watching bee movie instead of this

>>94668642
This tbqh
All of you please go back to /r9k/ and tumblr to bitch about the respective other gender that doesn't want to fuck you, I want to discuss the Bee Movie in peace

>>94668631
>Still focused on the insults

Do I have to post a version of my argument without the bad words so I dont hurt your feefees, princess?

>>94659059
Cool. Let me tell my gf that.

>>94668660
Women dont belong on /co/

>>94668680
Nobody belongs on /co/, it's a shit board
It's not cool enough to be a Boys' Only Club, anon

>>94668664
hold on, let me do it for you
>women can also be bad at relationships and have trouble getting guys
no they can't
>there isn't a single type of perfect guy for all women
yes there is and all women want to fuck him and will probably cheat on men they are with for the opportunity to do so

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>>94656410
>Prometheus was too good, too pure for this world.
>TFW he's stuck getting his guts eaten out by vultures and there's nothing we can do to help me
Feels bad man

>>94668513
I don't want to date chad, I'm happy with my bf. I'm aware that I didn't argue anything the previous anon claimed, because it's true. Men do have a harder time finding dates than women. I never denied that in any of my posts, I merely stated that you're more likely to find love if you do a combination of things and avoid stereotypes regarding men and women. The only thing I argued was anon's assumption that I'm lusting for a typical chad, which is false.

>>94668710
>yes there is and all women want to fuck him and will probably cheat on men they are with for the opportunity to do so
Are you okay, anon? Is there anything you wanna talk about?

>>94668710
This is accurate.

>>94668619
>>94668648
^What I was going to say. I like him for who he is. I was stating his traits to make a point that you could be literally the furthest away from the "chad" stereotype and that there are women who will think you're attractive/love you.

Jesus, this thread is a dumpster fire even by 4chan standards.
Thanks Seinfeld.

>>94660069
Did the movie also call attention to how all worker bees are biologically female?

>>94668793
Blame the woman who wrote this garbage.>>94667943

Remember. Nothing has ever been improved by adding women to it.

>>94668825
>Remember. Nothing has ever been improved by adding women to it.

Not even sex?

>>94668769
Anon's never going to believe you, you might as well stop trying
No matter how much proof anyone gives him that the world isn't divided up into ''Chads'' and ''beta cucks'' or whatever, he'll still believe in it because it's a security blanket and his reason for why he can't get a girlfriend so he doesn't have to blame his personality.

>>94654914
that's disgusting even for a zoophilic movie

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>>94654914
The writers for not giving us the pairing that we really wanted

>>94668832
No. Men can pleasure each other better.

>>94668839
>Personality meme

Tell me about your amazing personality, woman. Tell me about how you speak sarcasm and love watching Netflix. Women aren't qualfied to talk about personalities because they have none.

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>>94668739
He's right.
An old friend of mine was dating a pretty hot girl, was a model for suicide girls, then his chad friend shows up at some summer week vacation they were throwing. My friend's Taylor Swift looking sister is also there, wiht her boy friend. Chad proceeds to fuck both my friend's sister and his girlfriend, who was his friend.

Ol' Tom dumped his girlfriend after that, but he couldn't exactly dump his sister, and instead of dong anything about it. He just let it go. I think they still talk to this guy. The bottom line is this, women will fuck a Chad if they can, you can find some high quality women who won't, but most women will jump ship for something better if they can.

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>>94668926
>ywn go to a /r9k/ meet up and slowly convince them all it would be better to just live without women by pleasing each other
>ywn fuck all of their fat neckbeard asses or small thin twink bodies while telling them you'll make them feel wanted
It hurts so bad

>>94668926
Anal sex is destructive, anon.

>>94668825
how is it garbage? they're literally just stating the obvious

>>94668944
>Women aren't qualfied to talk about personalities because they have none
Maybe this kind of thinking is why you can't find any decent women, anon

>>94668944

Now I can see why no woman wants to fuck you.

>>94664753
>AQUA TEEN FORCE HUNGER

>>94668825
>Remember. Nothing has ever been improved by adding women to it.

Porn?

>>94668969
Feels really good when you do it with a woman.

>>94668955

Because most men wouldn't also cheat on their gfs if a hotter, fitter girl came along right?

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>>94654914
>woman leaves Chad for a bee with nice personality
You all need someone like Vanessa in your lives!

>>94668944
Not her, but I'll bite. I like swimming, kayaking, /h/ shit, /v/ shit, /co/ shit, oriental cooking, drawing, and urban exploration. It's not a great look at what I'm *really* like, because we are interacting on a vietnamese basket weaving forum, but it's something. Tell us about yourself, anon?

Wow. You guys have some gender issues you need to work out.

>>94669062
Too bad there are so few of them compared to the Stacys and wannabe Stacys.

>>94668993
>"Lol I used to be a NEET who was angry at men because I couldn't find Chad. Once I started to act like a normal adult I found the Chad of my dreams! Why dont you stupid men do that too!"

It's female pseudo-logic that helps nobody.

>>94669040
>Porn?
is negative, so making it better makes it worse

>>94669077
>is negative,

How so?

>>94668998
>>94669023

>The "we women are such moral beings we can see the true evil of anyone!" meme

Yeah that thought is why I'm single and child molestors, rapists, murderers, and drug dealers are getting laid huh?

>>94669054
This tbqh
Humans are all pretty awful and if a hot guy/girl is throwing themselves at them, a lot of the time they will take the chance and go for the hot one.
I've seen plenty of guys cheat on their gfs and these guys weren't exactly fucking 'Chads'.

>>94669073
that's not what they said though

>>94669073

Oh fuck off, you're talking as if it's impossible for men to date or get laid. Billions of men have managed to do it, why can't you? I guess it's easier to cry about women on the internet, isn't it?

>>94669088
bad for brains.
just because it makes you feel good doesn't mean it is good.

>>94667480
I did that too.


Bee movie is about how the jews are oppressed by evil whites.

>>94669114
So, women are bad.
And porn is bad.

What does that leave? Wet dreams?

>>94669118
Nice b8

>>94669094

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia

And who knows, maybe those criminals are more charming and pleasant to be around than you.

Are we being raided by robots?

>>94669195
Crossboarders

>>94669171
Are you justifying that? Awful.

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>>94669146
>Wet dreams?
only if they're gay.
jk
seriously though men and women in sync with each other is pretty great, IMO it works best if they're monogamous and split familial duties between them.

a lot of kids now-a-days are raised poorly and either don't learn how to be a good man or women or choose not to be and as a result things like this thread happen where, when the two interact with each other, both parties are constantly rightfully bitching about the actions of the other.

>>94669113

Why are you deflecting? All I said was that her advice as garbage.

>>94669094
>how are rapists and child molesters getting laid?
I think the clues are in the names, anon

>>94669068
I manage an airfield and often travel around the world for my job. I enjoy drinking and hanging out with my buddies when I go out with them. Volunteering, working out, and gardening are some of my hobbies.

>>94669209
>you can only post on one board
>build the wall and make everyone but /co/ pay for it!

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>this entire thread

>>94669209
Specifically, crossborder robots.

They used to be gentlemen. What went wrong?

>>94669229
Consenually

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Video games are redpilled on women. Why aren't comic books?

>>94669210

No, I'm not "justifying"it. I'm trying to explain why it happens. Lots of people with mental disorders are superficially charming, which is why people are attracted to them.

>>94669301
It's the other way around. Mentally ill women are into dark triad guys. I've only been around mentally ill women desu, so I know.

>>94669301
Almost like superficial charm is the key ingredient.

>>94669250
That's so cool! I suppose that means you're a pilot too. What do you like to fly? I wanted to go to school to be a commercial air pilot, but I ended up switching gears and teaching courses for Red Cross and the Lifesaving Society. How do you work out? I like bouldering for building cardio and flexibility, and kayaking for strength. Drinking with the boys is always fun. Nurse a beer, or guzzle shots? I like Tequila myself.

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>Theodore Robert Bundy (born Theodore Robert Cowell; November 24, 1946 – January 24, 1989) was an American serial killer, kidnapper, rapist, burglar, and necrophile who assaulted and murdered numerous young women and girls during the 1970s, and possibly earlier.

>One of the most infamous examples of hybristophilia is the large number of women attracted to Ted Bundy after his arrest.[6] He often drew scores of women at the jammed courtrooms of his trials each day.[7] Bundy allegedly received hundreds of love letters from women while he was incarcerated.

Why do we let women vote again?

>>94669345
>Almost like superficial charm is the key ingredient.
ding ding ding

if you want a bubbly happy outgoing person who acts charming you have to be charming yourself.

If you want an autistic gf who has done anal with a bunch of fat people from comicon go ahead and keep "being yourself"

>>94669219

How is it garbage? Leaving your house, being confident, actually asking people out works and is how people get dates.

>>94669370
Women are giant children holding progress back. USA with a technocracy with male scientists would produce the ultimate world.

>>94659099
Don't bees live for like a week?

>>94669370
Because mentally ill 'I'm a fan of True Crime' women probably don't vote anyway

>>94664858
okay pal

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>>94669370
>Why do we let women vote again?
Dunno

>>94669392
>lmao dumb meets just b confident

>>94667125
It's the antennae.

>>94669430
>just b confident
Have you EVER tried?

>>94669430
>>lmao dumb meets just BEE confident
FTFY
You're in a fucking bee movie thread so act appropriately, dumb meet

>>94669369
Ha no not a pilot. I strictly manage an airfield for the Air Force(and by manage I mean play middle manager for a bunch of people I supervise). I stick with the generic way of working out. Cardio one day, upper body another day, and lower body another day. Nursing beers is my thing. I'm still relatively new to drinking and my buddies are trying to get me out of my comfort zone.

>>94669410
They do. And they listen to rap about killing, rape etc. Women in general can bigger degenerates than men.

Women are still primal creatures in mating. Not so much in violence.

>>94657835
fuck, this made me giggle

>>94661920
>/LL/

Lesbian loli?

>>94667119
>that's pretty generous

>>94669430

Ok, be an insecure coward all your life. I'm sure it'll help you get far.

>>94669387
what if i want neither and would rather be alone than have either of those things?

>>94669507
Then be alone and don't bitch about how either gender acts because you have no stakes in the game.

>>94669430
>just b confident
Because it's that easy

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>>94666934
That was a pretty well structured bait post. Here's one more (you) for the road

>>94669507
If you actually LIKED being alone then you wouldn't be participating in a whine-about-how-women-are-shit thread.

>>94669525
>Because it's that easy
it is if you have value.
you must be floundering in life.

Try sorting yourself out and taking medication if you have to.

>>94669441
oh shit im sorry

>>94669392
It's how women get dates.

>>94669370
The 19th Amendment was a mistake.

>>94669491
i am fully secure in my cawardice, ill have you know

>>94669449
Have you ever considered training to be a pilot? I hear the training is loads of fun, I have a friend that co-pilots with Air Canada and they love it. Aha that's cool, getting used to drinking if you're new to it can be a tad daunting. There's so much shitty beer, it can take awhile before you find a brew you really enjoy. You like to shoot pool or play ping pong? Play vidya with your friends when drinking?

>>94669516
>>94669538
i don't like being alone i just think both of those options are shit desu and if that's my only choice is to be with people i don't want then why not stay alone?

>>94669546
You ever been an introvert before?
It's not that easy to just "Gain confidence." You don't just go to a store, ask for a bottle confidence, and buy some.
Everyone who says "Just be confident" are already confident. They're confident to say to others to just be confident.
BUT IT'S NOT EASY. YOU DON'T WAKE UP WITH CONFIDENCE

>>94669588
Nevermind that continual confidence is based around established success, so those with little to no success have almost no confidence to go off of in the first place.

>>94667028
A lot of men also have intensive inferiority complexes these days which means this being a nu-male cuck really could be a possibility

>>94669578
I'm not even sure if I can cross train into that job category. Even then I joined the military for a career so I'm cool being a middle manager until they stick me in some office somewhere away from people. Pool I can do but I absolutly suck at ping pong. I'm glad you brought up vidya because we've been playing alot of Xenoverse 2 lately with or without drinking.

>>94669100
This,this man speaks truth.

>>94669588
>You ever been an introvert before?
I am an introvert, introversion isn't the incapability of being social, it's just the need for more alone time than an extrovert due to over stimulation from social settings.

>>94669616
Exactly. The whole "Just be confident" speech is horseshit. Don't tell people who have never been confident to just "be confident." Fuck off

>>94669549

And men don't date? Who dates the women then?

>>94669616
>>94669588
>>94669640
>Nevermind that continual confidence is based around established success, so those with little to no success have almost no confidence to go off of in the first place.

>it's impossible to improve yourself
stay alone.

>>94669588
After years of not having confidence and not bothering to try, watching your life slip away before you, sometimes you do wake up and it's simply "there". For a lot of people, something snaps inside them. It's the, "that's it, I'm done doing the same shit I've always done, and I'm going to change my approach" realization.

Now, whether that new approach is to an hero inside an elementary school, or actually make positive lifestyle changes, is up to you.

>>94669649
other girls
in pure love

>>94669588

Intoversion has nothing to do with self-confidence, retard.

>>94669660
Well they're right.
Being simplistic about "being confident" is dumb when they've no reason to be confident.
The real advice is become someone you can be proud of.
Don't be yourself, Become someone worth being.

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>Thread goes from whatever the fuck The Bee Movie was to relationships to now self-counselling
What is this thread?

>>94669699
>Being simplistic about "being confident" is dumb when they've no reason to be confident.

If you have no reason to be confident then to be confident you have to improve yourself until you can be confident.

you're saying
>you can't say 'just fix the car' when you need to replace the engine and fuel injector because it's way harder than that.

>>94669649
You misunderstand me. Women can get dates just by existing. Men are expected to be Chad to get dates.

>>94669660
I've been eating better, working out more, dressing better. I now have a full time job that pays well and my own place. Realistically, things are going up and I have been improving myself.

I still hate myself, believe at some point this will all come crashing down, humanity as a whole is a garbage pile, nobody could ever love me, and that the world as a whole would be better off if half of the human race was killed off via random selection, myself included within the genocidal lottery.

>>94669747
Sounds like you might have clinical depression, or at least shit hormone balance from being a fat fuck which can cause depression.

>>94669735
if a car is fully fucked it's probably cheaper and better just to junk it and get another.

unfortunately, i can't just kill myself and start over

>>94669767
>>94669747
keep improving yourself and if that doesn't make you hate yourself less then take meds.

>>94669772
>unfortunately, i can't just kill myself and start over
you can always try anon.

>>94669767
Depression isn't a real problem, so it can't be that.

>>94669735
>you can't say 'just fix the car' when you need to replace the engine and fuel injector because it's way harder than that.
Exactly you're being simplistic.
You CAN'T say just fix the car to people who don't actually know what's wrong with the car.
Telling them what to fix gives them a much better clue.

>>94669746

Yes anon, ONLY Chads date. Regular men have never dated and had relationships, ever.

>>94669786
>you can always try anon.
i already did and fucked that up, too

you don't want to be the guy who's such a fuck up they fucked up dying. that's like a whole other abstract layer of failure.

>>94669100
>Humans are all pretty awful

That's some pretty heavy projection anon. It's almost as big of a projection as the "all women are sluts" meme you see out of r9k

>>94668713
Heracles saved him as I recall.

>>94669807
Well your cars broke as fuck but if you want to drive anywhere you need to fix it faggot, I don't know what's wrong with your car, I just know that sitting in the drivers seat and cranking the key won't get you anywhere.

>>94669627
Hey, whatever plays the bills, right? Lmao I fucking love ping pong. Sometimes to fuck with strangers I'll play with my left hand and lose the first set, then I switch to my right and *usually* win the next 2 without any problems.

>Xenoverse 2

I actually haven't picked it up yet, but it looks fun as fuck. What's your build like? Been playing a lot of Spelunky, shit is infuriating.

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>>94669301
>people with mental disorders are superficially charming

????

>>94669916
just do what you beelieve you should