>choosing the normal boring human over the superior mermaid

>>94646627
Goddamn someone just make a Spider-Man loves Mary Jane style shoujo romance out of Superman, there are so many best girls.

>>94646627
HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCK HER?

>>94646661

All with the same initials.

>>94646701
dolphin slits

>>94646728
mermaids are half human, half fish, not half human half dolphin

>>94646748
They also don't exist.

>>94646627
Lori is defo underrated, and the idea that Supes has a mermaid waifu of all things is acknowledged way too little.

>that time Lori was Clark and Lois' roommate, and Lois got all jealous

no legs
even less vagánias

>>94646627
She should come back in the Aquaman books as a Queen of one of the Seven Seas

>>94646627
Where is Lori Lemaris these days?

>>94646701
Mermaids are mammals, dumbass.

>>94646748
Star Vs manages to have both kinds living in the same place

mermaids are shit though