Homestuck

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>>94645805
>Can she be redeemed?

ONLY THROUGH THE POWER OF HORSECOCK

>Aradia, for once in her life, lost track of the time. She screamed, clawing his shoulders after the third, kicking and squirming after one of the ones that followed. Not in pain, though - which Equius made a mental note of with a very satisfied smile.

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why redeem her? Just accept that she'll be a slut for the rest of her time.

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>>94645904
Gotta love the arabae.

i want a gf

>>94645904
s-source on the story?

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Aranea is more sympathetic and better-written than all other characters in Homestuck.

Do you think, with her broken joyful mind and new life, that Aradia sometimes just wanders into a city, and presents herself to them? Just smiles, gets down on her knees, and waits.

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Also I unironically love crystalmethequins so much that it's my favorite track.

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>>94646068
Everything she did was awful and drove the timeline towards ruin. She was a huge fuck up and she double died for it.

>>94646102

>mistaking doing awful things for being poorly written

I bet you're a DaveKat fan.

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>>94646133
Okay, that's one way to read my post. A smarter, more correct way to read it would be that I was referring to the "sympathetic" part, not the "well written" part, seeing as my post was saying she isn't sympathetic.

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>>94646032
You can always depend on equara to deliver some quality S&M shit.
Although this one isn't centered around that.
https://crosstemporal-insurgent.tumblr.com/post/164052997676/okay-complicated-request-time-but-equara

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>>94645805
Yes with John

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thoughts on non God Tier aradias?

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>>94646164

I think there is some argument that Aranea is sympathetic, but I don't think she's the MOST. It doesn't justify her ultimate actions, but christ I would've committed sudoku if I was born with her powers.

>>94646243

>tfw the last time we saw john was him starring blankly at the ceiling in lonely ennui
>tfw he wont get lalonde pussy because tweet guy would rather dress roxy in earth-toned masculine clothes

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>>94646236
>https://crosstemporal-insurgent.tumblr.com/post/164052997676/okay-complicated-request-time-but-equara

I'm not the asker but... Thank you anon

>>94646271

Here's a freebie aradiabot

>>94646543

That fleeting time when we thought Lord English might be a good villain.

>>94646243
>That one John/Aradia fic will never update
Fuck why do I want that so much

Also if you are a nostalgiafag like me right you might want to check nepetaquest on mspfa it seems they finally restored the goddamn pages... almost all of them but it's still something.

Now if only fucking scarvenrot did the same for those missing guidestuck pages.

>>94646236
>thicc goat girl and giant muscular horse man
This'll end good

>Act Omega is davekat canonizing

Into the trash it goes.

>>94646769
Is that the one with fat Karkat?

>>94646769
How many teen suicides will happen when davekat doesn't occur?

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>>94646793

>>94646853
That's a yes then. This shit was doomed from the start.
Reading comments, they were watching troll brokeback mountain? Why? That makes no fucking sense for either character.

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>>94646543
>ywn have the art skills to make a comic of a young, scared looking Handmaid in her room being talked to by Doc Scratch, telling her that his master will be visiting tonight, and she should prepare herself for his... appetites
>Alone in the darkness sitting on her bed with knees in her arms as increasingly loud footsteps approach, cutting to her wide eyed stare at the closed door
>The door crashes open as the huge figure of LE is silhouetted in the blackness
>He switches on the lights and he's standing there with a bouquet of roses and a stupid grin on his face
>Cut to the two of them at a candlelit dinner as LE clasps her hand and tells her "Your eyes are like an ocean...", as she stares longingly at the nearest electrical outlet.

>>94646769
Act Omega was shit immediately after Resume. Hell, by the time it reached Caliborn and Calliope it was cringey trash with zero redeeming qualities.

>>94646853

Wait, I don't remember this in Act Omega. When did this happen?

>>94646769
Was that ever good? I thought it was filled with shitty headcanon stuff, things even Hussie didn't have the bad sense to do.

>>94646975

It started off good, trying to fix lots of the post--retcon mistakes. However, trying to make Calliope good is an impossible task doomed to fail.

>>94646613
What fic?

>>94647001
If it was trying to fix the post-retcon instead of straight up ignoring it, it was already doomed.

Hussie is definitely Chuck Tingle.

>>94647291
He's not. He's not funny enough to be him anymore.

>>94647291
Fuck off /r/homestuck

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The evidence is undeniable.

>Zoe's Adventure game Kickstarterter
>Cohen is working on it

>horses
>gay porn
>meta-humor
>Lovecraftian horrors
>Crude MSPA style

>>94647511
Cohen is working on it because of Quinn, not because of Hussie. Fuck off /r/homestuck

Aradia is for Feferi ONLY. Aradia is a true lover of fish tacos

>>94647325
>time travel/multiple timelines
>"love is real" AKA "magic is real"
>obsession with normie memes (fidget spinners, Trump, Blue/Yellow dress)

https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle?
Look at his twitter header picture thing. It's very similar to the Soul Portrait thing and that horse painting he owns.

>>94647629
Yeah, but again, not funny enough. Hussie hasn't the talent that Chuck has.

>>94647629
>>94647511
Makin don't you have dicks to go suck

>>94647339
At least it's not r/hiveswap tho.

Fuck that hellhole.

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>>94647650
I'm not Makin.

>muscular horse man AKA Fine art reviews
>fondly observe crustacean
>horroterror tentacle
>arcane WIZARD writing
>also a doughnut for some reason

>>94647705
You're starting to see connections where there are none.

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>>94646271
At least 100 000 of them are Equius' lovehate gfs. Pretty neat.

>>94646766
>This'll end good
>dubs of truth

You betcha!

>>94647705
>Hussie can't even finish a fucking comic or a simple game, yet reddit thinks he can write a whole cornucopia of gay porn when he doesn't even have the conviction to canonize davekat

>>94647740
why would aradia gain weight

>>94647724
Started writing books in Dec. 2014.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Tingle

>pirates, ghosts, bigfoot (bigfoot from Byron's barty anderson videos)

>Project Tingler [True Name Concealed Until Release to Protect From Dark Magics]
>HELP PROVE LOVE IS REAL
>NAVIGATE THE TINGLEVERSE in search of your cute son (name of Jon)

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/703752115/kickstarted-in-the-butt-a-chuck-tingle-digital-adv

>>94647870
>bigfoot (bigfoot from Byron's barty anderson videos)


God damn you are really reaching

>>94647796
aradia has always been thicc
poor rust ram girl needed to eat when she could since she never knew when her next meal was

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>>94647918
>obsession with drinking milk
>buckaroo (cowboy - horses)
>talks with a typing quick (all lower case except for IMPORTANT WORDS) just like the narrator in MSPA

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Not a big fan here but is was cute

>>94648011
His actual novels don't read anything like Hussie's writing. And again, Hussie isn't funny anymore. He's demonstrably lost any sense of talent or quality.

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>>94647958
that doesn't make sense.
If she didn't have a regular source of food she couldn't gain weight like that
and if she did have enough food to gain like that she would be running the risk of starving.

you're fucking stupid and should kill yourself. get your fat fetish shit away from my waifu

>>94647009
This one
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2684318/chapters/6004580

>>94648050
>davekat
It's trash. Acknowledging that Dave would quickly go back to Jade was one of the few things Hussie got right post retcon.

>>94647731
legs for DAYS

>>94648057
>i enjoy checkers and sport like watching THE BIG GAME with son jon
>there are timelines where writing it not allowed this is a very scary place and lies danerously close to The Void

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgX6UP64taA

Just woke up from a dream where I was licking and kissing Jade's feet as she slept.
What the fuck.

>>94648064
aradia has a big fat ass, big bazongas and a cute tummy. this is not up for debate. it simply is.

consider sollux. the canon chubby chaser.

his other target of lust was fatferi.

it's like poetry, it rhymes.

>>94646338
>TFW they would rather have Roxy as a pedo dyke than have her be straight with John

>>94648138
You have issues Rose.

>>94648168
"Everyone lusts after Jade" is my favorite AU

>>94648050
I love Dave fucking Karkat after being done with Terezi!

I love Shelby ruining Homestuck by forcing all her favorite ships to come true!

>>94648168
She was strapped down to a bunk in some sort of giant ship/submarine with a bunch of other women. I just had my way with her

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>>94648139
I'll kill you

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>>94648064
Oh lighten up you dumb.

Thiccradia is also nice. No need to make sense.

>>94648195
When is Shelby gonna get Zuked

>>94648185
homestuck threads are AUs now?

>>94647796
Pregnant with foals.

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>footballer
>anthro horse

>>94648234
I'm talking like, an AU where all the boys and girls who like girls want to fuck poor Jade stupid.

>>94648288
so basically the opposite of canon

>>94648299
Actually in canon I'm pretty sure Jade has had the most people on her out of any girl

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>>94648299
Jade's the most lusted-after girl in canon, dumb nonreader.

>>94648315
tavros and...?

>>94648340
>Dave
>Eridan
>Karkat
>Nepeta apparently

>>94648340
Fucking really? Goddamn reddit I know it's been a while but at least remember basic parts of the comic.

>>94648358
wrong
he does that with everyone
wrong
no?

>>94648376
not an argument kid

>>94648376
These days Homestuck isn't about canon, it's about what you feel is right. That's why JadeRose is somehow popular.

>>94648387
>wrong
Did you miss the whole fucking thing where Karkat had a fantasy about Jade making out with herself or are you just being stupid on purpose

>>94648400
or johnrose

rose belongs with terezi only

>>94648208
>had my way with her
You said you just kissed her feet.

>>94648416
Karkat is gay. Those were just intrusive thoughts, that's why he shoo'd them away.

>>94648437
Had my way with her feet of course

>>94648447
Okay, stupid on purpose. Dumb redditposter.

>>94648461
Davekat is canon, friendo.

>>94648459
Jade's feet are not her.

>>94648474
Shows what you know about feet...

>>94648288
I just like something where Rose lusts after Jade. Not the modern JadeRose thing but something where Rose is basically straight up lowkey molesting a busty straight jade.

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>>94648422
Except Johnrose made sense with their chemistry and the canon

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>Dante Basco
>Cohen Edenfield
>John Warren (wheelchair guy from Homestuck 2.0)

All involved in Zoe Quinn's Chuck Tingle Adventure Game Kickstarter.

>>94648467
Go away, Hussie's sister in law. You already got your dumb penis Ouija reference, let your shitty ship sink already.

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>>94648505
Anything prior to the retcon isn't canon anymore.

>>94648525
>implying canon ships can sink

>>94648531
Everything post retcon is SHIT

>>94648522
Two of those people straight up stopped working for Hussie. John Warren especially was "let go". You're missing the common thread being Quinn, not Hussie. I'm fairly certain Cohen knew her prior to working for Hussie in the first place.

>>94648525
Why do davekat people always prop up penis oujia? It wasn't that funny. Is it because it's the only real interaction they had?

>>94648544
>Meenah x (Vriska)

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Where is katnep-anon?

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>>94648565
>he doesn't know

>>94648578
she just traded in her vriska for a superior model

>>94648565
Yup. That's literally all davekat fans can grasp to. And that's sad. Hilarious too, but also sad.

>>94648606
No I know about that. What I'm asking is why they see that a bastion of their interactions or even shippy when it was Karkat trying to beat up Dave and then him getting suplexed. It's was never that hilarious, and pretty much the opposite of a tease yet it's still somehow become their mascot. Why?

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>>94648565
Look at this picture that "Chuck" sent Zoe.
Ted Cobbler looks like Team Special Olymics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofJzavEH12A

>>/wsg/1829287

>>94648709
three arrows, anon

>>94648733
Fuck
>>>/wsg/1829287

>>94648709
That artstyle doesn't even look like Hussie's style in any way. Jesus fuck you're like the most specific conspiracy theorist I've ever met.

>>94648467
>>94648467
Get lost davekatfag, icels, hussie's sister in law and so fucking on I hope one day /pol/ raids your shitty ass enough to leave you traumatized for ruining the comic with your shit.

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>>94648587
Katnep anon to the rescue!

>>94648224
She'll probably get unsatisfied with Hussie pussyfooting around Davekat and demand he do something, then throw a fit when he just says "yeah okay it was a joke"

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>>94648769
>doesn't look like Hussie's style
It's his old style from his Scribblettes
Compare "Ted Cobbler" to the third panel of pic related.

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>>94648782
>I hope one day /pol/ raids your shitty ass enough to leave you traumatized for ruining the comic with your shit.
Yes. Call big Bro /pol/ for help. maybe he'll do something about me.

>>94648840
>Different lines, bodies, noses mouth.
Come on man, fucking really?

>>94648702
Honestly I see davekat shippers as the "What if NaruSasu was canon in Naruto" except instead of ninjas we got an alien and an human.

They can't fucking appreciate it's a fucking rivalry and leave it at that.

>>94648840
noses are pretty different.
andrew draws them like bananas not, points.

>>94648881
I can see it, but DaveJohn will always be NaruSasu

>>94648881
>rivalry
What rivalry?

>>94648861
I mean, it doesn't matter anyway because Karkat's going to die in a few years. Like five tops.

>>94648908
Where's that fic where Karkat dies of old age and Dave learns about it and just as Karkat dies he cums inside Jade or whatever.

>>94648908
Maybe that's why Dave started eyeing Jade once she got back. Guy wants a more permanent solution, and it's not like Karkat can go beg the Tyrell Corporation for more life.

>>94648050
Not really. It's not a bad approach to take, but they're falling into the trap of bogging it down with huge amounts of melodramatic dialogue, characters telling you how they feel, which you aren't allowed to do, that makes me really angry etc., and any subtlety the scene has gets blown out of the water by the incredibly incongruous images.

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>>94648885
He draws the noses in different ways.
The writing looks similar to the Book Defacements.

Remember the jandrew edits?
http://archive.is/9anQF

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>>94648908
and that's when jade picks dave up off the rebound, right?

>>94648984
>off the rebound
I mean, they're already fucking, it's more that an obstacle is eliminated and now they get his house for no cost, since Karkat paid off his mortgage and lives in a good neighborhood.

>>94648984
I wonder why people pour their shiphate into art

>>94649009
>Dave and Jade were only indulging Karkat for financial gain and power
Well that WOULD be a lot like Shelby

Is it true the snapchat stuff got deleted?

>>94649020
Even better, I've seen davekat shippers spend a lot of money on art against it.

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>>94648878
>different lines, bodies
He's out of practice.
>pic related

>different noses, mouth
I don't think so.

>>94649052
That still looks nothing like the art posted

>>94649049
Yeah. That's the nature of that snapchat function anyway. The main reason you know it's been completely abandoned is because Cohen promised there would be more and it just outright stopped, even though there was a clear shitty arc beginning. They don't even acknowledge it anymore.

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>>94648812
yay!

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was he the best /hst/?

>>94649098
>tfw you want those rumors that Hussie is rewriting the game himself to be true but you know they're not

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>>94649081
That pic was to show Hussie is out of practice.

>>94648709
Compare this writing style to my pic.

>>94649152
Still no real resemblance. I think you're a bit blinded by a desperate need for Hussie to be Tingle, to justify the drop in Homestuck's quality.

Why is Davekat so fucking shit?
Why do people have an autistic obsession who Dave or John fuck?
What was the point of Karkat, (Vriska), bringing Vriska back, Jane, Spades Slick, "You don't need him" and Condy's curse?

Why is the ending so rushed and disappointing?

>>94649165
>desperate need for Hussie to be Tingle
Not an argument. Also I don't care that much.

>>94649161
I don't know what to tell you man. They're living together, and Karkat still looks permanently mad. That guy is not someone who has the expression of a guy who has his life and love life going well. They even make him dig up statues for them.
He's basically a house troll, since neither Dave or Jade are domesticated enough to do things. It's kind of sad.
Like at least with Terezi she didn't really use him for ulterior goals.

>you will never be so pathetic you lose your boyfriend to a dog of all things

>>94649194
>Why is Davekat so fucking shit?

Because Hussie never planned it and spent a bunch of the retcon telling us why it should work instead of showing us, and then abandoned it halfway through because he realized there were better options

>>94649216
>since neither Dave or Jade are domesticated enough to do things

Shouldn't Jade, living on her own, be at least able to take care of herself?

>>94648709
The biggest reason I can't see Hussie being Tingle from this picture is posture. Hussie never draws flat, completely straight characters. Even SBaHJ, when he's being intentionally shitty, they still look like mobile entities, not just flat totems.

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>>94649165
Compare
>>94648251
to this picture.

>>94649254
>abandoned
Bullshit, he had Karkat give his last fucking speech to Dave.

And Jade was bragging how Davepeta kissed her and this is now proof about Davejade? I dunno.

>>94649270
Not really. She gardens, but almost all her stuff was super advanced technology. She probably had cleaning robots and a bunch of other stuff, and she had a dog that did the rest. Karkat's the only one who knows how to work the thermostat or do taxes.

>>94649296
>Karkat give his last fucking speech to Dave.
You mean Kanaya

>Jade was bragging how Davepeta kissed her
A thing that never happened.

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>>94649296
>And Jade was bragging how Davepeta kissed her and this is now proof about Davejade?

Said it to Dave silly billy, and then they're smiling together and having a picnic. It's easy for people who aren't braindead retards to put two and two together.
I mean, it makes sense anyway. What does Karkat really offer? He's never improved or developed, he's just this permanently angry asshole who can't do anything, even prophecies made about him as a great leader are reduced to him being the third wheel to an established relationship. His own species would rather worship and buy costumes of fish hitler than do anything to acknowledge his existence.

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>>94649161
Are you seriously going to keep posting that pathetic davekat shit icels?

>>94649194
>Why is Davekat so fucking shit?
Because IT is shit anon. It is literally the second blandest ship along with Rosemary in act 6.

>>94649296
>says dave's the good kisser
Pretty sure it's clear who the pooch wants to screw in this situation.

>>94649364
I mean, Dave tying that string around her with the message is fairly smooth. He can be a charmer when he wants to be.

>>94649287
FAST AND LOOSE

You're right though that it looks very flat and stiff even compared to Hussie's crappier art.

Tingle could also be Byron, ryannorth or a mixture of people.

>>94649428
>FAST AND LOOSE
It's funny how that phrase can also apply to a shit.

>>94649287
Even if it is someone else though, I still think that's Hussie's art.

>>94649331
>You mean Kanaya.

No. You know what I mean.
After Meenah left him, he made his "leadership speech" and then mentions Dave last.

What a sad end for this character. A fucking shipping tease.

>>94649428
He could also just be some rando familiar with Hussie's work and was influenced by him.

>>94649462
He could have at least picked Meenah up on her offer to fuck him stupid.

>>94649428
this is like thinking that the 17776 author was inspired by or was Hussie again

>>94649131
I really like this meme

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>>94648531
OH shit are we doing some fan descendants boi?

I already know my favorite tho.

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>>94649464
Quite possible too, but I don't think a random guy would have ended up working with Zoe, Dante, John Warren, and Cohen.

>>94649487
I don't think 17776 was Hussie.

This also could mean Hussie was technically nominated for a Hugo Award.

>>94646862
I could totally see Dave watching troll brokeback mountain.

>>94649561
I din't think Andrew would end up working with Dante and Cohen too but here we are.

>>94649638
John maybe, and Karkat especially not.

>>94649538
I don't know who that is. Is that the same adventure as the one with retarded spanish rabbit Jade?

>>94648531
>even prior to going dogtier the general consensus was that Jade would have twins
Seeing the history of headcanons is weird.

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>>94649640
kek

>>94645805
you have to make the threads more covert unless you want hotpockets to delete it.

>>94649727
Twins, like polyshipping, is a lazy copout. Besides, the best option is having Dave go full Mom and have a daughter that he spoils rotten and overindulges in a desperate bid not to repeat Bro's mistakes.

>>94649363
>icels
tell me, anon. Why do you have an obsession with some redditor?

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Katnep anon still here.

More katnep because I'm a sucker for this pairing. I honestly wish this could have been the endgame ship.

>>94649760
>not John having an army of daughters all named after various hurricanes
Do you even proper mythology and themes

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>>94649706
Absolutely not. I don't know what adventure you mean but there's no retarded spanish rabbit jade in it.

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>>94649760
>when you remember repopulating Earth and raising kids was something none of the main kids did post Act 7
It probably was for the best since they sunk the only heterosex couple that seemed viable enough to produce anything but it hurts that we'll never see something like that. I already felt cheated enough when it was revealed Scratch Dave and Rose both didn't raise Dirk or Roxy.

>>94649882
Then I don't know who that's supposed to be.

>>94649927
Do you really WANT a bunch of retarded 16 year olds trying to be parents?
Like even Dave, who wants a family, do you really want him around a baby?

>>94649927
>we never got to see things come full circle and see the kids avoiding the mistakes of their own parents and being able to move on and raise their offspring without fucking them up

>>94649934
She is the fanon descendant of John and Rose but she is not widely known and I'd rather keep it that way bc of overzealous rosemary shitters.

>>94649987
I totally understand.

>>94649987
She's pretty cute.

>>94649927
There's plenty of time when they do the animated series with Dad Vriska Egbert and Albus Severus Strider

>>94649927
I mean, they cloned a bunch, but they're still only 20 at this point, and Mom and Bro were already way too young when they raised Rose and Dave.

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>>94649161
>>94648984
>>94648861
But why though

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>>94649956
Yes? I realize most if not all the kids are fucked up, I wanted to see the results of them being actual role models for the first generation of humans and see once and for all if Rose really would be a fucked up parent, if Dave would succeed at raising some kid decently to stick it to Bro, if Jade would cherish the tyke she's stuck with, if John would be even an ounce as good as Dad was.

>>94649977
>>94650041
>if anything official did come out it'd be as disappointing as Act 7

>>94650066
While Bro was fucked I don't think Mom was that terrible of a guardian. She was drunk but Rose made no mention that she was actually abusive compared to Bro. Shit, Rose interpreted everything Mom did as insincere when we get the signal from both the narrative and Roxy that she earnestly shares interests with Rose.

>>94650162
>She was drunk but Rose made no mention that she was actually abusive compared to Bro

Being drunk and blacking out during a cat funeral when your daughter's only three isn't abusive, but it's neglectful. Mom lacked a level of responsibility and accountability that stopped her from being a good parent.

>>94650162
>I wanted to see the results of them being actual role models for the first generation of humans

They're not even role models for the current generation.
Also of the four, Jade would probably be the only competent parent, she's got that gradeschool teacher attitude that's cut out for it. Maybe Dave, but his attitude of wanting to not be like Bro doesn't necessarily translate to being a decent parent. Maybe having someone else reign him in, and maybe if he puts in the effort and does his research, but it's a slim chance.

>>94650137
Because it's easy to trigger Davejade fanboys?

>>94650162
>if anything official did come out it'd be as disappointing as Act 7
Not necessarily. If the kids have kids at least the fujo part of the fandom would partially implode out of sheer hatred at the realization that people reproduce. That being said, would you really expect anything with the kids being parents to be anything but the sappiest schlock out there?

>>94650259
>says the person who responds to anti-davekat stuff by drawing art and throwing a fit

???????????????????????

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>>94650259
If it's easy why are you the only one putting effort into it

>>94650237
Why does everyone ignore John these days? He was the one who took care of them when they were made in the lab.

>>94650299
FUCK OFF, VRISKA

>>94650328
John's proven to be a sperg with anger issues. He already beats up the mentally retarded.

>>94650237
>Jade carrying around her kid in her mouth like a dog

>>94649987
Oh god I need JohnRose so badly. What's the source? She's so cute!

>>94650384
>that thing where the dog teaches its puppy how stairs work but with Jade and her kid

>>94649161
>Jade, besides being a furry, is also a fujo

Makes sense.

>>94650542
>why are gay people so loud!!!!
Nah

>>94650542
Jade's too racist to like yaoi.

>>94646068
Except for Damara and Meulin, if we're going by dancestor's. And Jane.
Was it wrong to wait?

>>94650364
None of the kids are good parents on their own. That's why they need to be good parents together.

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>>94649850
She deserved better. Also Karkat would've been better off with her and not bothering with all stupid bullshit with Dave and Terezi

>>94648587
Where's that comic of Equius fixing Nep's broken spine again?

>>94650635
This. Dave and Jade keep each other grounded as parents (Jade knows it's not okay to throw your puppy off the roof, Dave stops her from barking at the kids), and John could balance out Rose's cynicism and aggression while she could give him direction and resolve.

>>94650448
Do you use either discord or tumblr? I could try sending the link there.

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>>94650286
the fact that you think this is a testament to how fucking dumb davejade shippers are

>>94650731
>think
That's exactly what's happening.

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>>94650731
>act stupid and throw a fit
>ur all dumb!

Go calm down fatty.

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>>94648972
You got weird Kanaya, what happened?

>>94650731
damn this is 2011 levels of genuine shipfaggotry anger

>>94650731
4chan became a mistake - like planet earth

>>94650729
Yeah I have discord, Loveland#2416

Judging by the file name, it looks like this is a fan comic?

>>94650696
Rose would contribute nothing as a mother in terms of helping John.

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>>94650773
>>94650773
>>94650796
>>94650837
shhhh.
Everything will be all right, guys.

>>94650843
Rose would be a good breeding sow for John and a competent mother to their bastard demigod children!
Besides, she clearly wants kids seeing as she spends all her days around alien babies.

>>94650859
Steelcorridor?

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>>94650891
who?
I thought I was icels....

>>94650920
your waifu is shit

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>>94650839
>Loveland#2416
Sent the request. Nepeta Avatar.

>>94650920
>even ironically defending davekat
You poor naive fool. No wonder you like Aradia.

>>94650920
it's funny that you hate jade so much when she's literally just Aradia, but without horns and with glasses.

>>94650866
>bastards
John is the kind of person who doesn't have sex before marriage. He thought Jade and Davesprite didn't do anything because they weren't engaged yet.
He's a good man who likes traditional values, he would never leave his children bastards in this cutthroat age.

>>94651001
>marriage
But how and who
Actually how the fuck did Rose and Kanaya get married when they're the gods of the only religion?

>>94650976
when have I ever implied that I hated jade?
Nearly every time I've drawn her in a comic, I've be sympathetic towards what shit treatment she's gotten from andrew as a character.
http://steelcorridor.tumblr.com/tagged/jade%20harley
My hate of jade is a figment of your imagination. Stop writing fanfictions about me.

>>94651049
>only religion
It was a jewish wedding. Kanaya is, given the Dolorsa, clearly troll jewish.

>>94651075
>backpedaling
Even the 3d cunt is better than you now.

>>94651095
>backpedaling

I don't think you know what that word means.

>>94651075
Your waifu is shit.

>>94651075
>Stop writing fanfictions about me.

Stop throwing fits then. Go back to shutting the fuck up and drawing Aradia filled with horse semen, you're not good at anything else.
Even your slay the gay comic overstays its welcome.

>>94651156
The "Rose is a terrible mother and Rosemary's home life is miserable" was better.

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>>94651175
That one always hurt to read thouhg....

>>94651095
B-but I like steel (even if he too edgy) and based some of my Aradias off his stuff...

>>94651249
The ones where Kanaya directly suffers were I guess (because even though Kanaya is retarded and useless she's still sweet), but the other ones were funny.

>>94651075
>she's gotten from andrew as a character.
Dunno, he was willing to still keep her in the davebowl in despite his stupid gay singularity meme. I think all the Prospits got shafted because Hussie is kind of autistic and only knew how to convincingly write damaged people. But even then Dave and Rose's best aspects just came from him just copying his existing conversations. So maybe Hussie just straight up can't write characters.

>>94651296
Maybe when he starts dating paperseverywhere jade will suddenly be relevant.

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>>94651156
>Even your slay the gay comic overstays its welcome.

now that's just a fucking outrage anon

why are you even bullying steel you filthy homefucks? we used to be cool with him

shit, lets post condy instead of being lil whiny shitheads

>>94651324
Why do you samefag, Steel?

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>>94651324
>>why are you even bullying steel you filthy homefucks? we used to be cool with him

BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING MAKING FUN OF DAVE JADE

>>94651347
The frogs are becoming gay, in case you forgot, where they're straight up not dying.

>>94645805

Pretty much everyone I've ever talked to in real life about homestuck hates their patron troll me included what about you guys?

>>94651324
>bullying
he's got an inflated sense of importance and thinks too highly of himself as some sort of "triggerer" when the only thing he was actually good for was Aradia and big fat cocks.

>>94651407
HE'S TURNING THE FRICKEN FROGS GAY

>>94651324
Even ironic Davekat support must be purged. Zero tolerance ,especially for a 2/5 tier Aradiafag.

>>94651449
Doomguy was right, but we didn't heed his sage words of wisdom, now we all are big guys. Huge guys.

>>94651324
>cool with him
Speak for yourself, he's way more hit than miss.

>tfw finally on Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 5 for the first time but suddenly have no motivation to read more

>>94651462
but no huge guts

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>>94651340
>samefag
but you're wrong you filthy homefuck

>>94651347
he's not making fun of you or your precious ship he's making fun of the HS cancer crew's treatment of her and davejade

>>94651497
anyone can't easily edit that, steel.

>>94651489
It's all downhill from there anyway.

>>94651497
Nice try, steel

>>94651414
I'm fine with Vriska as my patron troll although she isn't my favorite.

>>94651497
Steel please. Stop trying to get off on being an edgy fuck and just draw lewds.

>>94651414
>Gemini
>favorite color is yellow
>only personality states are apathetic or upset
>only skills are computer related
>phobia of bees due to a tragic childhood bee related incident
pretty good I guess.

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What if Eridan had an enlarged frontal lobe?

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I have fucking Karkat as my patron troll.

>>94651249
Why would Rose suddenly be a good mother? As far as we can tell her alcoholism certainly didn't stop, why would simply slapping a cup out of someone's hand do that anyway?
I bet she's a lowkey drunk and when poor like Kanaya Junior is over at uncle Karkat's house she's never able to explain the bruises.

>>94651513
I just want to be done though

>>94651602
You'll never be done. The ending will not satisfy you.

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>>94651567
So do I, but he was good before Act 6, like most of the characters.

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I'm a better artist than steel is.

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don't make shithate art and clog the thread with it dorks

that's the equivalent of doing that tumblr did to the grimdorks tag

>>94651571
Homestuck's ending is secretly depressing
>Rosemary in a dead end relationship with Rose's problems never faced
>John alone
>Roxy a pedophile
>Karkat the third wheel for Dave, who's still never really faced his issues, and Jade, who probably needs adjustment therapy
>Jane literally hitler
>Jake gets back in his toxic relationship
>trolls going to get kicked offworld eventually anyway and their segregated utopia is a lie
>everyone's going to die and the planet is slated to become Caliborn's bitch

>>94651567
You think that's bad? I have Nepeta

>>94651433
>inflated sense of importance
There's at least a dozen artist (probably more) who have bigger egos in relation to their skill in art than him. e.g. ikimaru

> as some sort of "triggerer"
now I may get this wrong... but I think you're genuinely triggered. or at least a little bit mad. if you actually give him a specification like that.

>>94651455
>>94651475
fuck you guys I thought he did some funny stuff. who else are we going to get in these stupid graveyard-like threads anyway?

>>94651639
>god tier hoodie but no ears
YOU'RE STILL SHIT
YOU'RE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO FORGETS THE HOOOOOOOORNS

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Let's just all agree that John/Vriska is better than the rest of the ships, and leave it at that.

>>94651678
jade's cuter without dog ears. I'm not a furry

>>94651709
this is true

>>94651512
>>94651526
>>94651550
>anyone can edit

thats true but I'm genuinely not him lmao

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>>94651673
fuck off steel. nobody likes you anymore.

>>94651686
But... they did date. And it didn't work out.

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>>94651742
Some loser ghost John and (Vriska), that hardly counts.

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>>94651075
Oh so that's your tumblr?

I'm just checking your archive and I see a lot of cool shit. You just earned a follow. I apologize for my davejade outburst.

>>94651709
EXCUSES

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>>94651414
Equius.

And let me fucking tell you; my faith has been tried uncountable times during the 7 years I spent reading this garbage.

But I still love him and I will never forget him.

>>94651709
Only if you do it wrong. Her ears have to be reactive

Yes, Steel and DaveJade anon want to fuck, we know, go flirt elsewhere.

>>94651414
I got Nepeta, and while she probably wouldn't be that useful she's funny and cute so I don't mind.

>>94651673
>ikimaru

I feel bad for her, thanks to her Davekat started in the first place.

>>94651848
>draw a ship you hate and be remembered for it forever, just to get on the art team

do you think homestuck would have been better if tumblr was never made

>>94651656
This. I did that shit with John cucking Kanaya but I didn't tag it as Rosemary. You have to let them find it, so that the only one who dug their grave was themselves.

>>94651873
Hussie will never ever go on deviantart, so probably.

>>94651656
I never shipped it but...

>look up the tag
>already 3 hate posts

KEK HOMESTUCK IS OVER YOU FUCKING DYKES GET A LIFE

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>>94651815
I'm honestly disappointed how they made Kanaya the token lesbian character and nothing more than that. As a virgo I'm honestly annoyed.

>>94651899
You don't understand, JohnRose is LITERALLY causing gays to die.

>>94646972
it's from the cancelled act 7, not act omega

>>94651919
haha. I wish

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>>94651658
>secretly depressing

I don't what the fuck you're smoking but there was nothing "secretly" depressing about it

>>94651919
Everytime John knocks up Rose at least three gays randomly drop dead, as if the life he is pumping into her has to be extracted from random lesbians.

>>94651946
Everyone pretends it's happy.

>>94651952
Are you saying that gays are only 1/3rd of a normal person?

>>94652000
A demigod baby is worth at least 3 gays, that's the metaphysical exchange rate.

>>94651903
Hussie always wanted to be an alien space lesbian apparently.

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https://pastebin.com/raw/vjcNNdwr

R8 my ships. Come on pull no punches anons.

reminder aradia is a lesbian and is for feferi ONLY

CISHETS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>94652029
You put JohnRose twice.

>>94652029
>Aradia <3 Jake
>Nepeta <3 Jake

I don't understand.

>>94652026
If he wanted to be why did he write them so badly? I mean, he made ALIEN LESBIANS boring. That takes a special kind of incompetence.

>>94651658
Well no, it's;
>John, Rose, Dave and Jade are trapped inside a magic box
>Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk are trapped in Caliborn's session
>Karkat and Kanaya are the last players left in Universe C, with no way to help anyone
>Calliope is there too, a timebomb one "Caliborn" away from exploding
>Terezi is left wandering the eternal void
>Lord English is still alive, there are multiple instances of him throughout existence, that never stopped being a thing

It's a horrible ending.

>>94652087
Yeah but Davepeta is dead at least.

>>94652087
>John, Rose, Dave and Jade are trapped inside a magic box
When the juju is used against LE do they get freed or something? And if so are they all gibbering madmen from the billions of years trapped in a box?

>>94652048
JohnRose is good.

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Best ship coming through

>>94652021
>demigod
Okay in greek mythology demigods were human + god, unless John is going around fucking mortals any kid would be a full fledged god.
Mind you, since powers only seem to be semi-genetic (and it's hard to tell because we've never met a normal human), they'd still probably just be fairly mortal.
Which also means that any kids the kids would have they'd outlive.

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>>94652029
>erisol
WHAT A PLEB
>katnep
sins absolved

>>94652042
reminder that she canonically dated Equius and had the very first kiss with im in the entire comic

>>94652076
>I don't understand.
Maybe he likes to self insert

>All those nepeta ships
Maybe not as Jake then.

>I mean, he made CHAINSAW WIELDING ALIEN VAMPIRE LESBIAN boring
Exactly. How the heck can you fuck up something with a premise like that

>>94652227
Hussie makes waifus then breaks waifus. It's amazing how often he's able to write characters that I want to fuck stupid, and equally amazing how often he's able to turn them into garbage.

>>94652076
>Aradia <3 Jake

Jake gets an adventurous lady who lusts after his massive dick but doesn't treat him like dirt.

>>94652076
Arajake: They clearly both share a passion of indiana jones/lara croft/archaeology themed movies are huge nerds about it not to mention they both seem to like death in some way (Jake collects skulls and all that while Aradia is your typical death fangirl.) and a thirst for thrill and excitement. (I personally dubbed their ship name to be "Tomb Raiders")

Jakenep: Both Nepeta and Jake are huge dorks but they would probably relate about living in the wilderness alone fending for themselves and they do hunt often. If I recall correctly Jake lived in a island full of lussii of various sizes on his own after his nana got rekt and he had to fend for himself... So logically both nepeta and him would make pretty good hunting pals. Also nepeta would always make sure to try to understand Jake and take care of him (Let's face it. Most of the ships are somehow better for Jake anyway the poor skullthumped dude needs a break from all that falling and skull cracking).

>>94652048
That was a mistake.

>>94652315
>"Tomb Raiders"
>not womb raiders

>>94652315
**example of perfection.

Sorry correction

>>94646243
Why do I like this pairing so much?

>>94652150
>hussie makes karkat's shipping chart as a joke
>accidentally makes it the best and most viable option

>>94652360
If you liked it so much DRAW MORE OF IT preferably porn

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>>94652114
sure about that?

>>94650188
You know, there's nothing wrong with working in real life relatable problems into your fiction, but sometimes it's gonna clash with the tone of the story which is something Homestuck got really confused about as time went on, but whatever. Parental abuse with Bro and child neglect with Mom can't work in a world that has John attacking his dad with a hammer over a cake, or Jade being given guns to as a toddler. They just tried to make another thing for you to feel bad for in these character's lives, but it's like trying to put a square peg in a circular hole.

>>94652399
Well yeah that's the failure. But only Bro was portrayed as an abuser, which is why it's so jarring because none of the other kids address their issues in such a serious tone, even when Mom was clearly a bad parent in the same vein as Bro.

>>94652398
Wouldn't that mean that Dave and Jade are still married and it's a fetish thing?

>>94652189
ALL the ladies need to belong to John(except Calliope). Dude's probably lonely

>>94652465
John only gets blondes, that's his job. Mom, Roxy, Rose, all of them should be in his harem.

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>If you cosplay as Davepeta you steal Jade cosplayer pussy away from the Dave cosplayers
LOL

>>94652465
>Dude's probably lonely

Why was John an emo again?

>>94652492
>that jade
Nothing of value really lost.

>>94652387
YOU KNOW WHAT? I think I will, thanks friend

>>94652492
Yeah but then you're cosplaying Davepeta.

>>94652540
go back to drawing lewd starco instead

or equara. I know you like dat S&M shit

>>94645805
Who is worst troll?

>>94652489
>John is Dave's brother AND father

>>94652574
Gamzee

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>>94652520
Because all of his friends are clones from another timeline, all wrapped up in horrible fucking dramas and toxic masculinity rants, content to let the billions of dead lie forgotten. He could have made a better timeline, but he chose to let Terezi choose for him.

>>94652673
Roxy's real