ITT: we brainstorm ideas that the Simpsons haven't done yet

/thread.

MOE GETS A GOOGLE PHONE

Bart finds out about /b/

Has Bart ever owned an elephant?

>>94645089
>Homer accidentally joins ISIS

>>94645089
Some amount of progression, like the kids growing up a bit, I dunno I feel like that might have been an option some years ago but the ship has sailed on that

>>94645103
Bart is gangraped by pandas

Homer becomes President

>>94645089
Bart replaces the cherries in chocolate covered cherries with spoiled mayonnaise

>>94645089
A treehouse of horror where one of them is a cylon and the cylon keeps doing mundane pranks around the house but everyone casts it as world shattering damage to their way of life. Then it turns out Lisa was the cylon so they throw her "out the airlock" which is just into their backyard for a while.

>>94645089
Homer gets accused of creating cp of a drugged bart but it actually ends up beeing sideshow bobs work. The episode ends with Homer and Bart going back in time to find the exonerating evidence and raping a young bob in return.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYNwzeqVUA

Fat Tony forces Bart to help get his prized race horse pregnant but it turns out the horse is homosexual so they let it escape.

>>94645089
Ideas that the Simpsons haven't done yet? Here's one: the show ends.

>>94645130
kek

That's a real plot. I'm sad that I know that it is, but it's real.

An actual continuity and serialized narrative.

>>94645089
Bart gets sick of SJW's and becomes alt-right. He starts spray painting pepe on the walls at school and calls Skinner a cuck.

A neighboring town steals a dank lemon tree.

Treehouse of Horror episode where Bart or Lisa get strandard on Mars and have to try and survive with poo potatoes

Lisa joins an anti vax movement

B plot: Homer and Bart bond over groping women on public transport

>>94645333
kek

>>94645089
Bart gets a fidget spinner

>>94645103
Bart rapes Milhouse

>>94645450
Ends with the message that autism/adhd is made up because scientologists hate psychology.

>>94645089
Bart falls for a girl, half way into the episode you find out IT'S A TRAP!

>>94645089
A police radio gets into Maggies crib somehow.

Homer thinks she is talking and is the only one who hears it.

>>94645111
Yes.

>>94645579
Fuck they really thought of everything, have they?

>>94645089
>bart's misbehavior at the school makes the new school psychiatrist to think that bart is a transsexual and her problems with school life are caused by her constant misgendering by the society
>the b plot involves homer accidentally becoming springfield's official meme master and spending his days by posting his ebin l33t maymays on leddit, cumblr, and 2+2chan

It ends

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>>94645598
>>94645579
>>94645111
I thought you guys were joking

>>94645727
How young are you?

>>94645089
marge becomes a robot

>>94645089
That is literally impossible

>>94645727
>"Has Bart ever owned an elephant?"
>Episode exists titled "Bart Gets an Elephant"

O-Okay then...

>>94645089
Homer decides to join one of those fanatics who crucify themselves after a string of coincidences convinces him that he is being punished and penance is the only way to get rid of it.

>>94645758
There's like 600 episodes sorry if I can't remember all of them

>>94645089
present day simpsons go back in time to tell 90's simpsons how shitty the show will become

Maybe Moe gets a cellphone.

>>94645876
I think treehouse of horror did something like this with the Tracy Ullman Simpsons as ghosts, but they weren't self aware enough to acknowledge the nose dive in quality

Chuck decides to buy back his feed and seed from Sneed

Dead Bart

>>94645119
Isn't that pretty much "Homerland"?

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The show needs a complete re-branding.

>homer and marge are in a mood for some experiments in the bed
>tldw: homer talks marge into pegging him
>the episode deals with marge's increased self-confidence from seeing homer squirm in pleasure as she penetrated him
>subplot involves bart trying to sneak from school to home after groundskeeper willie mistook his clothes for trash and burned them

>>94645089
Lisa becomes a human cannonball

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bart dates a mysterious girl he found online
but it is actually his sister

they are actually made for each other

because of make up, clothes and glasses they only find out about it after the first kiss

it was actually the dog's dream

sub plot is homer trying to x while y mess up his x

>>94645089
Bart gets sent back in time, and grows up alone until be meets a girl
After they marry, he discovers that he is his grandfather's father.

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>>94645089
marge gets bigger tits and a cuter style change
keeps it for the rest of the shows existence

>>94646193
Featuring The Man with the Iron Gut

>>94645089
They find out major league baseball is spying on them.

>>94646514
man i hope (INSERT POPULAR BASEBALL STAR OF (INSERT YEAR)) shows up to hit a few dingers!

>>94646053
Formally the Chucks.

>>94645089
Bart picks up a chess learning book and gets interested in chess. Goes to a small chess championship and turns up to be pretty good, ends up in the finale where he plays against Sideshow Bob. Turns out that he rigged the tournament in such a way that Bart ends up playing in the finale against him. His chess figures were rigged with poison which kicks in after a few weeks. And Bob has the antidote. Since in two weeks, Bob is hosting another tournament coincidally at the same time the poison is predicted to kick in, he would have had the perfect alibi to get away with it. The best thing is: Bart actually knows that he is poisoned but he doesn't know how. He somehow has to find out who did that.

>>94645089
Simpsons visits Sweden and Bart and lisa gets raped by rapefugees. They get sent to Swedish jail for hate speech when they try to tell the cops.

Chuck returns to claim his store, a fight with Sneed ensues, and the Simpsons take sides in the issue.

How about we find out the Principal Skinner isn't the real one and just an impostor when the real Skinner returns.

>>94646779
>lisa
>trying to report refugees

Kek, she would view it as an educational cross-cultural experience that helped her to realize the full extend of her white privilege.

Homer kills Maggie in a car accident

>>94646815
Come on now, that would completely ruin the show.

>>94645089
>Homer murders a man in his drunken rage and gets PTSD and tries to hide it from everyone

>Kids get taken away by CPS

>A member of the family actually dies permanently

>>94647093
>Kids get taken away by CPS
I think they did this episode already. Ned becomes their foster parent

>>94645089
cancellation

Homer becomes Minecraft

>>94647441
They already did that as a couch gag

Their house gets taken over by an Aussie named Toadfish and Homer walks in on Marge having sex with him.

>>94645089
The Simpsons getting canceled.

>>94645089
FOP crossover

>>94645089
Lisa Simpson gets pregnant at young age from a teen stranger. Realizing no girl would want to have a baby and abort it, Lisa keeps the baby to show all females that she can take care of the baby. We go through a montage of Lisa's belly growing bigger while the music "Don't Worry Be Happy" is played.

>>94645089
Lisa dies.
Good riddance.

Lisa is wrong and suffers meaningful consequences for her actions

One of Bart's classmates becomes transgender, and is offended when Bart tells them "Don't have a cow, dude," prompting a very special episode about preferred pronouns

Bart, Milhouse, Nelson and Ralph try to make a game together to make a quick buck

>>94648091
This is a brainstorm ideas that the Simpsons hasn't done yet thread, not a dream up the wildest most unlikely ever to happen ideas thread.

Lisa thinks she gets cancer/AIDS/whatever, gets showered with support and free stuff, finds out shes perfectly healthy, doesnt tell anyone, gets found out, somehow she gets off scot free

All the canceled Fox animated shows move to Springfield and it ends with a Futurama joke

Lisa feels like Bart has been getting more attention than her, so she decides to become a bad kid. This involves recreating a bunch of bad things Bart has done in previous areas, like crashing a police car and stealing a statue's head, but she's so respected by the townspeople of Springfield that everybody finds a positive in everything she does and continues praising her. This escalates to her going nuts and stealing a tank to blow up the school.

Lisa learns valuable lessons from hanging with Lady Gaga

Homer becomes a professional swimmer

A whole episode where the Simpson family sit around the table discussing possible adventures for future episodes.

>>94645089
So you can use it in a future episode? Nice try Simpson's writers

Bart gets out because Lisa is piss.

something about coffee

Homer becomes a rapper and an overnight sensation. Unwittingly starts beef with Migos (minus Takeoff) and Lil Uzi.

Tom and Jerry meet The Simpsons.

>>94648091
Thats a concept too wacky even for nu-simpsons

>>94647174
Jesus Christ, they really did everything, didn't they?

>>94649023
why do you think matt and trey had a breakdown and turned that into an episode

One night Homer walks in on Marge having sex with another unknown man. Homer spends the entire night sitting on the couch crying while he can hear the deed going on upstairs. In the morning Marge comes down to inform a very tired-looking Homer that she still loves him and was merely looking for some better sexual release. Homer then spends the entire day looking for ways to "enhance" himself, including streaking through and bathing in nuclear waste, inquiring to Dr. Nick about artificial genitalia, and getting it on with the beer tap at Moe's. Unable to find a solution and being forced to hear Marge upstairs for a rough week, Homer leaves one night on a quest to find his own release. He meets a girl whom promptly agrees, but as he begins to do the do Marge barges into the room. She says she knew what Homer was gonna do through his own outspoken muttering, and professes her disappointment towards him. She explains to Homer she's only doing what she's doing for a better sense of well-being for herself, and thinks of it as a drug medication as opposed to actual sex. The two kiss and make up as the episode ends on a threesome between Marge, the guy, and the girl as Homer kisses and strokes the beer tap, which he had forcefully ripped out of Moe's prior.
B Plot is Bart becoming a javelin champion.

>>94645089
>ITT: we brainstorm ideas that the Simpsons haven't done yet
homer get ipad

>>94649199
hmm... really feeds your seeds...

A flash-forward episode set 10 years into the future. All three Bouvier sisters have died of different cancers. Homer has become senile and Abraham disappeared years ago. Bart and Lisa still live at home, unofficially raising Maggie alongside Maisie, Lisa's 2 year old illegitimate daughter by Milhouse who is serving time for the rape responsible for her existence. Lisa has had to compromise every principle of hers, doing live cam shows of her milking her breasts and selling it on backpage to keep the house from foreclosure. Bart is a Let's Player and 4chan mod with sleeve tattoos of the late Krusty and Sideshow Bob, with a medical marijuana prescription. Maggie has started cutting and both Bart and Lisa have given up trying to stop her.
The episode is about Bart winning a contest to voice a character on a revival of Itchy and Scratchy but having made his voice too gravelly from excessive smoking and trying to compensate by stealing a helium tank.

22 minute couch gag becoming progressively more pornographic

Bart goes to work at the Krusty Krab thinking it's run by Krusty the Clown

nope

Lisa finds out the town was built on top of an Indian burial ground, and somehow ropes Bart into going into the dark Springfield catacombs.

Then they find out that the Indian burial ground was built on top of another ancient civilizations burial ground, and go even further into that.

THEN they find out that THAT was built on top of ANOTHER burial ground, and the further they go the more fucked up things start to be. Weird skeletons, tons of stuff buried down below that doesn't make any sense like working cell phones and pictures of recent celebrities.

Then they get to the very bottom and find out Springfield is on top of a goddamn portal to hell.

Don't know what else happens, I kind of just like As Above So Below so meh.

>>94645161
>Fat Tony forces Bart to help get his prized race horse pregnant
Hilarity ensues when Fat Tony realizes the nature of Bart's misunderstanding. Guest voices: Andrea Libman, Ashleigh Ball, Tabitha St. Germain, Tara Strong.

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>>94645089

Gotcha covered, Anon.

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I haven't post these in a while

21 minutes of Homer taking a shit.

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>>94650757

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>>94650781

an ending

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>>94650803

>>94650781
w-what

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>>94650824

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>>94650854

>>94650851
I will actually like to see that episode

>>94650878
Bart drinking too many milkshakes is the entire plot description hahaha

>>94650901
>2010

fucking what

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>>94650901
>who's a real family guy

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>>94650983
These are old

>>94650991

Family travel to Israel

>>94645119
>Homie, we're in ISIS!
>D'oh!

>>94649265
That happened recently in a Modern episode. Forgot the name.

>>94651015
the crossover episode happened in 2014
I cant find American Doh'd on google

>>94651133
I can't find any of them, I think anon is trolling us

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>>94651114

>>94651133
>>94651150
These aren't real episodes

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>>94651150
>>94651163

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>>94651163

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>>94651185

Bart gets a gay love interest (thinks hes a girl but turns out to be the perfect bro and we get a future glimpse at their relationship as friends with benefits played off as a joke)

if this doesnt soun nusimpsons enough ill eat my hat

>>94651163
How did you edit them?

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>>94651206

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>>94651222
These are not edits, the story behind them is that some dude that made the info page on a cable company got bored and started inventing his own episodes.

>>94651232
All there is, I can't believe some people taught these were real.

>>94650878
>Terrence Malick and DDL
My god these are great

>>94645474
totallly tubular dude

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>>94651185
Whoever made these is a genius

>>94651208
No that almost sounds like it could be funny and make a good episode, a more likely episode is that Bart gets turned down by a girl and decides to go gay for Milhouse, and everyone supports them like the South Park Tweek x Craig episode, but it isn't played as a joke and Bart and Milhouse are gay for the rest of the season.

End

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>>94651208
>>94651349
>Bart falls for a trap

>>94651232
>All those guest stars

10/10

>>94645089
Has Bart ever owned a bear?

>>94645089
lisa joins ANTIFA he

>>94651623
Bart lived with bears once
Or was that Homer?

>>94645089
>Simpsons meet an oddball family that lives in the swamps
>Simpsons meet an oddball family that lives in the snow
>Simpsons meet an oddball family that lives up a mountain
>Simpsons meet an oddball family that lives in the forest

>>94645089

There's a timeskip and all the characters are ten years older for the remainder of she series.

>>94645137
I'm actually surprised that they haven't done this yet.

>>94650901
I thought these were real until I read this one.

Lisa attemps to get Trump out of office but inadvertently discovers a legal technicality that can actually keep him in power for a 12 year term without elections

Steal a plot idea from Seinfeld and reenact it Simpsons style

>The Bet
>Festivus

>>94645852
Not that anon, but would still like to know how old you are. Yes there are 600 episodes, but bart gets a fucking elephant is such a recognizable episode that it would be hard to miss

>>94645158
>>94645158
Ullman Shorts
>Good Night

Christmas Show
>Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

Marge's Fling
>Life on the Fast Lane

Homer's Bro
>Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

Bart in Well
>Radio Bart

Flanders fails.
>When Flanders Failed

Whacking Snakes
>Whacking Day

Monorail
>Marge vs. the Monorail

Mr. Plow
>Mr. Plow

Homer Space
>Deep Space Homer

Sideshow Bob steps on rakes.
>Cape Feare

Lisa's Future
>Lisa's Wedding

Selma's Hubby
>A Fish Called Selma

Marge Not Proud
>Marge Be Not Proud

Homer Chubby
>King-Size Homer

Homer worries Bart is gay.
>Homer's Phobia

Poochie
>The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochy Show

U2
>Trash of the Titans

NRA
>The Cartridge Family

Hippies
>D'oh-in' in the Wind

Vegas
>Viva Ned Flanders

Japan
>Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo

Octuplets
>Eight Misbehavin'

Bart's Boy Band
>New Kids on the Blecch

Marge Murmurs
>It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge

Maude Croaks
>Alone Again, Natura-Diddily

Lisa Buddhist
>She of Little Faith

Homer Tokes
>Weekend at Burnsie's

Maggie blows Burns away.
>Who Shot Mr. Burns?

Marge becomes a robot.
>The Heartbroken Kid

Moe gets a cell phone.
>Love is a Many Strangled Thing

Has Bart ever owned a bear?
>The Fat and the Furriest

A Crazy Wedding
>Rome-Old and Julie-Eh

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>>94645119
>THE SIMPSONS ARE GOING TO ALEPPO!

Has Marge gotten a deviantArt page yet?

Bumblebee Man centric episode
Disco Stu centric episode
Hans Moleman centric episode
Jasper centric episode
Snowball II centric episode

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>>94647463
Jesus Christ . . .

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>>94650781

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>>94645727
>>94645111
>>94645852

Lisa discovers tumblr

>>94652615
no, but that works because she WOULD get one and not a Tumblr page. its like they are always behind the times having a MySpace account when Facebook would make sense.

maybe that is the joke

>>94652724
Boobarella centric episode

Homer gets raped by a panda

>>94653367
happened already

>>94653573
What?

>>94645089
End.

>>94645089
Lisa gets aids

>>94650803
Fake, its not titled "Savings and (annoyed grunt)ns"

>>94645089
Smithers kills Burns by accident. Imitates Burns's voice, puts on a fake nose and adjusts his hairstyle. Then hires a guy who looks and speaks like Smithers.

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Tournament Arc where all the characters have to fight each other to avoid being erased.

Next time on Pic Related

>>94647463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJk04rrkYfU

The fuck is this, it's not even a gag, they're just minecraft style and walk across the tire fire for some reason.

>>94653584
Seriously. It has happened on the show before. He isn't kidding.

>>94653584
uh episode where mister burns makes homer his pet monkey, makes him do shit, he gets raped by a panda.

yeah, it happened.

>>94645111
>>94645779
How about a cow?

>>94651068
Not going to lie I laughed pretty hard at this.

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>>94645089
barney kills himself and homer isnt sad

>>94645089
A crossover episode with the Cleveland show!

Fat Tony dies and gets replaced by his identical cousin, then nobody mentions it ever again.

>>94645102
Moe gets with some one wait for it and she actually stays being added to the status quo

>>94653311
What an appropriate gif.

>>94653584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC2iwJelwco

>>94645089
>ideas that the Simpsons haven't done yet
Bart develops a lactation fetish just as a single mother moves in next door

go ahead, tell me what episode it happened in

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>>94654134
yes

>>94645162
>>94647320
>>94647541
>>94650818
>>94653595
Came here to post this.

I get the feeling that any legit idea on the thread has a high chance of being an episode already.

lisa wonders why men are allowed to be naked in cartoons and women aren't

she protests this by stripping and walking around town naked for the entire episode

>>94655192
you forgot "inspired by her "hero" Lady Godiva"

>>94645089
Homer or Marge gets addicted to virtual reality after (s)he gets a headset? I wouldn't be surprised at alll if something like it has been done

>>94646006
Heheheh
Guest voice actor: Michael Jackson's ghost

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>>94655192
I got one, Milhouse tries to become a meninist

Millhouse becomes a meme

>>94645089
A shot for shot HD remake of "Marge vs the Monorail" but everyone has mustaches.

Bart and Millhouse get into an online argument with someone on an itchy and scratchy foru. The argument ends with Millhouse accidentally giving the guy Bart's real address. Bart and Millhouse now have to prepare for whatever force is coming to fight them. The poster ends up being Moe, or Principal Skinner, or whoever the fuck, I don't really care.

The B-Plot is Homer getting into a rivalry at the supermarket with an employee about what constitutes a "food sample".

>>94645089
Moe goes househunting.

Bart accidentally poisons himself drinking lisa's science project.

>>94645089
The entire family age as they should since their first appearance in the 1980's.
Their true ages and not permanently locked ones.

>>94650991
This made me want to see
>KKKrusty the klan

1)Bart accidentally fucks his mom, and Homer finds this out
2)Bart accidentally fucks his sister, and Marge finds this out
3)Bart accidentally fucks Homer and Marge finds this out
4)The whole Simson's family fucks together, a big orgy and their grandfather finds this out

Ned realizes he's bisexual and his permanent romantic interest (for real this time) is a man.

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>>94656596
I've already seen all these. You have to do better than that.

>>94645089
Bart discovers the deep web.

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Bart has to prove the earth is flat or Lisa loses a scholarship. Side story Marge and Homer join Ned in building an arc and spoof The Leftovers. Ned keeps drowning himself and sees Krabapple who trolls him about the impending apocalypse.

>>94651185
>Guest star: Nelson Mandela
I thought he was dead?

>>94656753
Where did you see this? Links/names please

>>94645333
Trip threes confirm

>>94645089
An episode where the family watches how the creators are making an episode on TV where the family watches power rangers on TV

Treehouse of Horror is canon and we see the impacts it has on the show

Lisa tries to start her own soy dairy company.
>>94654451
Fuck off tripfag

an episode where the Simpsons explore the cultures and history of lesser known countries. they always are going to some other country like UK, Japan, and so on but they never go to Hungary, Georgia, or Polynesia.

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>The price of duff starts to rise after diminishing sales
>Marge getting tired of homer spending too much on duff decides to make her own beer and its a big hit around town after homer starts passing it around.
>Eventually word gets out and marges beer starts attracting beer hipsters to springfield
>The simpsons house gets turned into a microbrewery
>This pisses off the locals and they all try to run out the hipsters through wacky shenanigans.
>Episode ends with a revisit of the beer prank explosion & marge selling her beer to duff for like only a couple of thousand dollars or just enough to repair the house.

Subplot: Lisa falls in love with a 20 something hipster. (special guest: Drake? or some other celeb hipsters love)

>>94650924
I'd watch a Disco Stu episode

>Nuclear Power Plant goes out of business
>Town of Springfield slowly dies from mass layoffs

Bart gets Fairy Godparents

Homer is molesting Maggie

Retelling of Ded Bort
I unironically want the show to have a nod to Dead Bart. Maybe a modified version to fill a segment of ToH or in the opening to it at least.

>>94646053
That actually made me laugh

>>94654336
>What an appropriate gif.
They really did do everything

>>94659818
>but they never go to Hungary, Georgia, or Polynesia
you said explore cultures

>>94645089
bart gets aids and

>>94660777
is dead

>>94645474
everything's cummin' up milhouse

>>94662163
But then the family finds

Post apocalypse episode?

Mr Burns shoots Maggie.

>>94662300
the antidote. The only catch is

>>94651446
Fuck I miss Arc-V.

>>94645089
Sideshow Bob and Mr. Burns team up to send the Simpsons away forever.

>>94662440
He lives the rest of life paralyzed.

>>94645089
Keep a still shot on a can of Duff Beer while "Spider Pig" plays over and over for an entire episode.

>>94645089
lisa and maggie become lesbians

>>94645089
Has there been a NASCAR episode yet?

Marge leanrs to make Finnish mammi pudding everyone thinks it looksl ike literal shit but tastes great. Then someone swaps it out for actual shit and everyone eats shit at the bakesale

>>94645161
>>94649911
I hate the fact you aren't joking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F61wlyjJv1U

>>94659932
That sounds kind of shitty, yet also seems like something modern simpsons would do.

>>94662748
and at one point, they use a dildo to fuck each other

>>94654169
But what will be his character arc for that episode? HMMM

>>94649071
And that was like 15 years ago

Gotta say as awful the show is these days, it's still better than most of the ideas in this thread.

You're all forgetting the four act structure. You need four entirely unconnected stories that you staple together.

>Moe's shuts for the day while Moe geta a manicure, so the Moe's regulars look for something else to do
>They eventually decide to form a baseball team, and turn out to be pretty good.
>After a few games, Texan Oil Tycoon buys their name for a major league team
>The guys regret their sale and break into Texan Oil Tycoon's mansion to burn the contract
>They get caught and are going to go to jail when Moe comes back and Texan Oil Tycoon agrees to let them go if More agrees to become a hand model.
>Moe agrees, the end
Meanwhile
>Marge tries and falls to return a defective mop to the mop megamart
Guest Stars John Malkovich as the mop megamart manager.

>>94645817
what

>>94648899
this would actually be funny

>>94651271
>These are not edits, the story behind them is that some dude that made the info page on a cable company got bored and started inventing his own episodes.
holy shit that's amazing

Lisa explores her saxuality.

>>94662957
Marge will be his character aaaaaarc.

Milhouse becomes a meme

>>94645089
Twelve D'ohnkeys [guest starring Scott Bakula, Christopher Lloyd, and Jodie Whittaker]
>Bart, Lisa, and Dr. Fink end up going back in time, but things are slightly different.

A Plot: After Dr. Fink's device sends them back, Bart accidentally causes Lisa to give up her love of science. To save his sister and the timeline, Bart and Dr. Fink have to get the nerdiest dweebs [played by Scott Bakula and Christopher Lloyd] they know to fix things before Present Lisa is erased.

B Plot: Back in the present, Homer, Apu, and Moe hide out in Moe's Bar after things start to be changed by Lisa and Bart's interactions back in the past. With the assistance of a mysterious lady [played by Jodie Whittaker], The four survive the night from people who have turned savage.

Ending: It's revealed Jodie Whittaker is the daughter of Dr. Fink, and she has come back in time to stop Dr. Fink from inventing the time machine in the first place. Bart and a restored Lisa sneak onto her [copy-right safe parody of the tardis] and travel to right after they first traveled in time. Dr. Fink decides to stay back in time, which undoes Jodie Whittaker. Somehow, an Older Dr. Fink [who hasn't aged a day because he has created immortality] shows up to Moe's Bar and defeats the savages by pointing out that time is fine now. This solves shit, and it wraps up with everyone just agreeing to never bring this up.

Rule 63 EP the argument between Lisa and Bart start about how if lisa was a boy she wouldnt be special and if bart was a girl he would be miserable Homer and Marge get to a similar gender based argument yada yada yada the end up bad that scientist house rule 63 happens

>>94645852
Yeah, but this was during Golden Age Simpsons, which most people do remember, and at the very least, you should remember Stampy from that episode where Marge gets breast implants and Bart, Milhouse, and Homer pretends to get eaten by the elephant so Krusty can fake saving them

>>94662762
Yeah but I forget many of the details. It involved homer replacing duffman I think. So I guess it wasn't a NASCAR episode so much as one where it played prominently in the main story.

A plot:
>Homer has to drop a serious shit after work
>stops at the Kwik-E-Mart to unload his thunderous turd
>it takes him 4 hours to do so
>Apu, having only eaten a weeks worth of curry that day, has to unleash his diarrhea but his only toilet is being used by Homer
>Desperate, Apu takes a shit outside on the street like in his homeland
>in full view of Chief Wiggum
>later in court, Apu is about to be sentenced for public defecation
>at the last second, Lisa bursts through the doors and makes a 5 minute speech about how wonderful Apu's culture is
>right before dropping trow and unloading a monstrous crap on the courthouse floor
>moved (ha) by Lisa's speech, Mayor Quimby declares public defecation legal on the spot
>every citizen is shitting everywhere
>the smell starts to overwhelm some of the townspeople
>Quimby, wanting to avoid a riot, designates a street for everyone to shit in
>it's Evergreen Terrace
>Marge fixes it in the last 2 minutes because moms rule

B plot:
>Bart blows Santa's Little Helper and flees to Canada where it's legal

Episode title: Apu in the Loo [guest starring Aziz Ansari]