Rick and Morty: Pre-Premiere Discussion Hype Thread

gonna go to sleep when i wake up it should be released

>http://itsalmo.st/#timetogetschwifty
>no time zone select
I'm sure it's precise, right?

Harmon himself said in interviews that he liked doing the less effort parody episodes right when season 2 ended so it's not a surprise.

>>94622954
I'm actually a bit hyped to see what they do here.

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You haven't forgotten about me already, have you /co/?

>>94622954

Don't get too attached to the characters. They are all going to die in the end.

>>94622954
Yeah, the leader seems like a combination between Tony Stark and Gunn's Peter Quill.

>>94622954
make sure to link the fucking streams for us non-americans this time

When will it come to iTunes?

>>94622954
reposting my prediction of the episode

i bet you $10 that they're gonna pull the "oh well the most popular character(the maximus guy) is secretly working for the villain this time" cliche

>>94627044
Nah, the villain will probably be inconsequential if not all the vindicators.
The joke is they hype it up as an action packed Superhero movie then 3 minutes in it completely subverts that in some form.

Just so you know, Dan Harmon hates the MCU and made that a running gag in the last season of Community. Just thought I should put that out there as a #triggerwarning

>>94625712
>TV-MA-LV

HYPE

>>94624814
IT WAS I, PICKLE RICK!

>>94622954
New episode when?

>>94627855
Fuck off. Pickleposting is fucking old.

>>94622954
>black director
Why didn't they make a big headline about this?

>>94622954
The concept of the episodes sounds really great from what i've seen. i'm pretty hyped,

>>94630202
You have the taste of a five year old with a sunken head.

Guys, the episode starts live at 11:30 pm EST or GMT/UTC -4

That's 11:30pm in New York, Toronto, and Miami.

It's 8:30pm in California. 10:30pm in Chicago.

It's 4:30am in London.

5:30am in Berlin and Paris and Cairo and Cape Town.

6:30am in Athens. 7:30am in Moscow.

It's 11:30am in Beijing and Hong Kong.

1:30pm in Sydney. And 5:30pm in Hawaii.

It starts exactly 5 hours and 10 minutes from the time this post was posted.

>>94630291
Get out of my fucking thread, tripfag.

>>94630331
I can't tell if you are actually the OP or just an anon pretending to be the OP.

If you had a tripcode i could have known if you really are the OP or not, but sadly you don't use a tripcode, so there is no way to tell.

>>94630142
because who gives a shit

>>94627683
Didn't he write lines for the Doctor Strange movie?

>>94630291
You responded just like I thought you would, so perhaps you should realize you have no self control. Or just not post here if you're that delicate and sensitive. Should have realized by now nobody wants you here anyway redditor.

>>94622954
>Alan Rails
Ghost Train Summoner/Steel ripoff?

>Millon Ants
A collective of one million ants/Antman parody?

>Crocubot
Half crocodile, half robot/Cyborg-type guy?

>Maximus: Renagade Star Soldier
A Tony Stark/Starlord pastiche?

>Glowy Purple Girl
?????/Starfire reference?

Who's your favorite /co/?

>>94627044
I bet $20 that Worldender is just a minion and the real villain is phoenix garbage.

>>94630439
Yo, you're being a baby, quit it. This is the Rick & Morty thread for intelligent people.

>>94630439
Fuck off, tripfag. Your Reddit username is literally the same as your trip. We don't want you.

One of the things I've always liked about Rick & Morty that's lacking thus far this season, is just how unpredictable it can be.

Episode 2 got pretty obvious after a couple minutes - Summer would end up assimilating and then hating the Mad Max world, because it became too familiar. It's like being on vacation, where you love it for a week but would get sick of it if you lived there.

Episode 3 was *really* obvious from the onset, where Rick would have this grand, although mindless action adventure as a pickle, while Beth was initially very hostile to the therapist, but would slowly get on board. Very cliche. And then in the end she would say something that totally wrecks her, or Rick himself would show up and the therapist would wreck him instead with a blunt assessment of his character that we all try to make on a daily basis, but that none of the characters have said out loud. Lo and behold, that's exactly what happened, and don't get me wrong, it was satisfying (I liked the line about wiping your ass,) but again, wholly predictable. As was them not following up on it at all and ignoring that they ever even gone.

So with that being said, tonight we have an Avengers parody, with a smug handsome Iron Man-esque hero who drinks and annoys the hell out of Rick, and a villain they're hyping up to the worst thing in the universe. The really obvious, predictable outcome is that they either get to Worldender and it turns out he's really not that bad and simply trying to get his people a better life, and the good guys are really the bad guys serving their own interests under the guise of justice.

OR they get to Worldender and he's already dead, and it becomes a whodunit about who could possibly have slaughtered this final boss, the really obvious answer being the suave leader Rick hates, the slightly less obvious answer being it was the rest of the team trying to oust the both of them and go evil because there's no money or fun in being good or whatever.

Time will tell.

>>94630623
>I'm most likely the most intelligent person in this thread right now.

You kept spelling it "pickel" last week until I finally had pointed it out to you more than once. You might be the most sure of and full of yourself in the thread, but intelligent, no.

>>94631266
>Israeli Karni Institution

Yeah I'm sure you quality as a brain surgeon in a dump like Israel but you'd be a cab driver in a real country.

>>94631266
I'm top 10% percent but I'm not a tripfag step it up boi

>>94631266
Are you serious?

>>94631496
Yes

>>94630365

Shut the fuck up tripfag.

>>94630386
>lines
quips

The entire concept of this episode seems like an excuse for the rest of the show.

Rick is a self destructive mess who could help people with his tech with a bare minimum effort, but doesn't care enough to even leave innocent people alone. Somehow the show wants him to be a good guy so they show a bunch of actual good guys, but make them into assholes to justify Rick being an asshole.

>>94622954
All of the vindicators will end up dead by the end of the episode. Whether due to the villain or betraying Rick, I have no idea. But they will die.

I hate the theme "song", sounds like something straight out of the Kevin Macleod website

>>94631469
>Israel
>First world

I'm sure all the shit lining your dirt roads will be cleaned up by robots next year huh?

>>94631808

Turn off your computer and seek help.

>>94631682
Don't start crying about it about now like some fucking child who was just told Santa isn't real. The fact is, you chose to come to 4chan, you CHOSE to put on a tripcode, you CHOSE to boast about your test scores, and you CHOSE to use the word objectively as if it's a magic argument killer and does anything but reflect how unable to produce thoughtful counterpoints you are. I'm sure on reddit you point out that you're foreign and some would-be genius and immediately get all kinds of backpats and people begging you to do an AMA in spite whatever dumbass opinion you have on cartoons. But here on 4chan, you're treated like every asshole desperate for attention that can't even spell a word consistently. If you hate not being special, maybe you should just go back to your circlejerk instead of being consistently brought down here. Because regardless of your opinion on the show or even your tripcode, your condescending special snowflake attitude will always make you a target for decent people to knock you down a peg.

P.S. If it wasn't for your alignment with the U.S., Israel would be a smoking crater in the Earth, and just having internet access would automatically make you the smartest mongoloid in it.

>>94632143
13k posts

>>94632143
You're half the reason why /mu/ took such a shit turn, don't come onto fucking /co/ and start being a smug asshole about your taste as defined by a single wildly popular show faggot,

>>94622954

I'm looking forward to this episode. Unlike the bitter dirtbags who are addicted to complaining about everything, I've really enjoyed season 3 so far.

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So I take it no one has compiled a mega of all the episodes so far?

>>94630418
>Ghost Train Summoner
did you even have to ask? It's just such a wacky but cool idea

>>94632863
yeah, I thought 2 was mediocre but the rest has been good and this one looks about the same.

Is there a stream link for tonight?

>>94632898

I wish.

>>94633275
>Cool ideas
>Lame, if not outright bad plot

Pretty much the theme of the season so far.

>>94630142
He's not a woman.

>>94630288
And how about now?

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>>94632898
Leave it to me.

S3E1 (1080p):
https://mega.nz/#!leZTHTxR!DNaZSJJoQB-BHmlRgnMi4aH_7H-Gvajdso_dkUD2S2M

S3E2 (1080p):
https://mega.nz/#!cPhwBCSD!AO-bHZxKA8XslRjcIWmOmcFKSxdTNS0eLXwhOpooncU

S3E3 (1080p):
https://mega.nz/#!0rIkhQBT!SjbCWXcavG8qU9BBlA3zYI4hMxdtAjbMNIZ3rLzwUjo

>>94633444
The stream where the password is comrade will probably do it. Also maybe the rabbit room guy

>>94633996
Hahaha oh wow. Looks exactly how I pictured him.

>>94634441
I want you to know that I am a trap who regularly has sex with my boyfriend.
I want you to know that so that you know the weight of what is happening when I say: Holy fucking shit you are legitimatly the biggest fucking faggot I have ever seen in my life.
you are the characture of what I always pictured when I thought about trip fags.
please either lose the trip and lurk until you grow a thicker skin and can handle not being such a raging faggot, or go to /r9k/, I think you find you will fit in much better there

What's the stream link?

So um,any streams?

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>Based Mods delete tripfag

Any drawfriends stalking the thread?

>>94634601
>The file you are trying to download is no longer available.
Only the Episode 3 Link works.

>>94631137
Screencapping this post

>>94635301
Here, what do you need anon?

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>>94631137

>>94635327
Morticia Smith looking sad and clutching a teddy.

>>94635368
>Morticia
This one of your Lewd RP characters, anon?

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>>94635393
Morticia is gender swapped Morty, from Pocket Morty

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>>94635368
I'll see what I can do

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>>94635393
She's #111 from Pocket Mortys

One of the best mortys of course.

>>94635183
>>94635199
Google suptv

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heads up

>>94635183
>>94635199
I second this. Any streams happening tonight?

>>94635341
Nah, that ain't happening.

The plot will be this: somehow Rick and Morty end up joining the Vindicators, they fight Worldender and Rick just murders him with some kind of super-science gadget right off the bat to the surprise/horror of the other heroes.

My assumption that this will be the case is the promo where the Star Sapphire looking chick says that Worldender is back, implying they have fought him before, and then when Tony Quill, Booze Enthusiast says that they are going to go "3 for 3" Rick looks surprised.

So I"m guessing he doesn't see the point in letting the villain live and kills him and this isn't playing the game by the rules and it gets everyone pissed and our heroes have to end up killing the Vindicators because Rick is pretty much a step away from a supervillain on his best day and the whole experience just leaves Morty a little more bitter and traumatized.

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any /co/ stream? idk if last week stream password changed, rip

>>94635658
I lost the link for the comrade stream since episode 2, anyone got it again?

>>94622954
>/co/ just chemo the fucking tripfag
about time
he literally gets triggered because people don't like SU

I'm pretty sure everyone except for Rick and Morty is going to get killed by world ender

>>94635491

literally a grey screen right now.

>>94627771
>Language
>Violence

But that's every R&M ep?

>>94635568
Wait, didn't you always have to sign in with your cable provider? How is this any new?

>>94635720
Nope, anybody could watch the last three episodes.

>>94635720
The past couple weeks have had adult swim's primary free stream playing the premiere, too.
I assumed it was the norm because they ran ads on the stream, but I guess not.
so now i don't have a stream either

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>>94622954
>parent company puts show in capeshit movie
>show parodies parent company competition's capeshit

What did they mean by this?

>>94630059
It's been a fucking week. Grow a spine.

>>94635708
depends of the internet or the browser
mine works fine

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>>94635301
>>94635368
Here you go Anon

>>94623984
You realize your IP address gives away your time zone?

>>94635806
Any good drawfriends stalking the thread?

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>another parody episode

>>94635716
Only to TV-14 standards. TV-MA is a lot less restricted.

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A FUCKING SIMPSONS CELEBRITY PROMO IMAGE.

>>94635966
End me now

>>94635966
Rick and Normie

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>>94635876
>Begs for art
>Complains about quality

>>94635966
Literally who?

I'm actually enjoying Beth's storyline so far. I think her emotional detachedness and weird, emotionally dependent relationship with Rick is interesting. And it's nice that they're giving her something to do unlike the last two seasons.

I hope we get an episode where they go on an adventure together without Morty or Summer.

>>94635806
It's awful, but I love it.
You did good.

>>94635966
And so it begins...

Stream vampire here, any streams?

>>94636015
I'm really unfamiliar with how to draw these type of cartoons and I didn't want to actually put effort into it. But thanks. Maybe if you post it in a draw thread someone can line it and color it.

>>94622954
Goddamnit, less than an hour to go and still no stream link.

>>94624881
too stale, we need something new and fresh to get indignant about

>>94635806
OR here, I love it. Thanks, friend.

>>94635929
they're always parodying one thing or another

>>94636013
We see Rick hanging out with Jerry on their own, for whatever reason. It'd be strange if Rick didn't get to go somewhere with Beth for an episode.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/4Mheer9sZV9

here is the comrade stream, nothing on yet but hopefully our man will be here for the premiere

>>94622954

Can a loser get a link to a stream, please and thank you?

>>94636063
watch it from the adult swim stream. about 45 minutes left for the premiere.
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams

See? im usefull

>>94636183

HAHAHAHAHA I GUESS IT RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY.

>>94636207
Fucking retard, can't you read?
>>94635568

>>94635806
kek'd

>>94636183
says it needs a password

>>94636228
I missed it, didn't pay enough attention i guess

>>94636267
gee i wonder why its called the comrade stream

>>94636294
because it doesn't work

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>>94636274
Can't you just fucking leave or remove your fucking tripfag? Does the mods deleting your posts and calling out your faggotry isn;t enough for you?

>>94635784
Exactly, it's been a fucking week. It's old.

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>>94636294
lol thanks

FOUND A HD AND WORKING STREAM
http://www.sdwnet.me/channels/Cartoon-Network-US.html

it'll also be streaming at brettygood dot com

>>94636192
Try suptv(dot)org

>>94636207

See >>94635568


No, you're not. By the Laws of our universe, Tripfags can never be useful.

>>94636391
Nah man i can be useful in many scenarios, just not in this particular one

>>94636438
Name one scenario.

>>94636363
Your posts are objectively bad, that's why all the earlier ones got purged by the mods.

>>94636438
Only Boco and the drawfags are useful, and Boco is only useful because he sometimes provides sauce for lewds.

>>94622954
Someone got the mega of the second episode?

>>94636363
>>94636438
>>94636274
>>94636207
hey mods , finish the job

>silences tripfags
>doesn't just remove the ability to be a tripfag

4chan mods, what are you doooinngggg

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Tripfags are ok

Wow rewatching this episode really exposes the pitfalls of female writing

>>94636699
hey newfag/tripfag without the trip
nice try

>>94636699
I use my tripcode in the /HYW/ and other boards which require me to prove who I am. But not here to give my shit ass opinions

any mega with the new ep?

bloodfeast general when?

>>94636658
>Complaining about tripfags
>On 4chan
Do you even know where you're shitposting?

>People hate Look who's Purging
>Love Pickle Rick's excessive killing

>>94636775
>defending tripfags
>ever
are you from tumblr , neogaf or leddit?

>>94636794
Look who's purging was boring, Pickle Rick was fun. That's an important factor.

comrade stream is up. Good luck finding the new pw tho.

>>94636800
He's from Livejournal and I'm from future where every normie is using Twang.

I have been watching it on my TV, but I swear that people somehow watch the episode before it shows on my TV. Do the streams get it first?

US ads are so awful

This is it. This is the last chance to prove women can actually write for this show.

>>94636804
Worse than derpcommander.

Comrade stream doesn't work.

It's named after a communist so I guess that makes sense.

>>94636927
It works.

>>94636911
Not as bad as british commercials tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB8--PFAJDE

>>94636911
whats bad about them?

>>94636911
Samuel Jackson has a wonderful singing voice though.

Is that Troy Baker voicing the bad guy?

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>mfw I go to adult swim simulcast and the login information for my parent's is saved on my computer
>mfw I don't have to pay for cable at my apartment

>>94636920
Pickle Rick was incredibly well written though

just use http://www.stream2watch.cc/streaming-television/united-states/adult-swim-live-stream

>>94636999
Maybe if you like the taste of literal feces.

>>94637028
Maybe he has a great taste and you can't get that because you like eating shit yourself.

New episode incoming! Search suptv.

>>94636999
Must be nice going through life with such a low bar.

>>94637028
Nah, Dr Wong took care of that

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>>94637028
Pickle Rick is the 6th highest rated episode by fans of the show:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2861424/eprate

If you personally don't like it that's okay though and i 100% respect it. so please also respect the opinions of people who liked the episode

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>>94637081
>>94637028
I mean if you want to talk about someone with shit taste

>>94637081
Nope. You have shit taste too btw.

>>94637081
>>94637028
There are people who can help that.

>>94637106
Most fans are terrible judges of taste.

>>94637106
Pickle Rick was fine, until they started this weird Russian subplot

>>94637106
Then why was the episode so bad?

>>94637104
>>94637121
What's better: Apples or Oranges?
I hope you realize the point i'm trying to make here. taste is subjective

>>94637138
They weren't Russian, they were Armenians.

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>>94637106
The amount of votes is nowhere near the others, it will go down with time and more votes

>>94637112
How do you know?

>>94637158
Even if it will go down, it won't be by much.

>>94637152
No apples are objectively high in fiber and less destructive to your digestive system, apples are better

Why was the therapist allowed to BTFO Rick? That was out-of-character.

Welp, almost time for the new episode.

>>94637110
hey you made the joke funny

>>94637206
Does it come out earlier on the stream, Its still three hours away for me

>>94637190
I know they already did an episode with alien marriage counselors, but they should have had an alien or robot therapist or something instead.

SOMETHING that could have had actual jokes.

What is this bloodfeast crap, and are they fucking with us about not airing the new episode?

>>94637138
>subplot
You know it was a gag right? Just more elaborate rat enemies, and in the vein of South Park's game sphere episode. Protagonist trying to fulfil a seemingly simple goal but gets obstructed by overly elaborate shit he has no interest in.
You weren't supposed to be invested in the fucking Russians.

Pickle Rick would have been better if it was just Rick surviving in the sewers, and fighting his way out of the embassy

>Checks the stream
Why the fuck is there a fatso dancing with cum on his face?

>>94637190
Because rick is a flawed human being and not a two dimensional flawless character.

>>94637190
bad writing. here's hoping it's the last of its kind.

As amusing as the after-credits joke was, I had kinda hoped the clip would be from some whole episode.

So I guess we're getting 30 mins worth of superhero ripping

>>94636911
Oh yeah? What kinda ads play in your country?

>>94637190
Its make sense if it was like an alience therapist or something.
>Character who is designed after a writer is able to btfo rick
Hmm made me think

>>94637106

Most memed episode. Of course it's high rated, it was spammed everywhere tard, means fuck all it's the group effect.

>>94637260
>not a two dimensional flawless character
That is quite literally Rick on a consistent basis. With proper prep time he can literally do anything, he doesn't give a shit.

>>94637247
the gag could have been accomplished more effectively if he just stuck fighting progressively more dangerous sewer threats

making the leap to fighting russians and becoming the pickle man of legend ruined the last half of a decent episode

>>94637152
>What's better: Apples or Oranges?
Apples.

Much more edible skin means less prep time
Skin also acts as a handy packaging keeping you from getting your hands wet. Orange's will destroy even after causing you to have to dispose of the peel.
Nice juice, but more importantly a wealth of tasty alcoholic beverages made from it.
Oranges have a decent tasting juice that 99% of people just drink a flavouring of anyways because the actual flavour got lost in the storage process. Alcoholic beverages are either non existent or near definitely homosexual.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, whereas oranges have never been known to do anything of note.

Apples any day of the week Orange's don't have a point in this beatdown.

has it not started for anyone else?

>>94637310
nope

>>94637295
>hurr why escalate just do the same thing over and over
are you retarded?

>>94637295
I would have preferred a crazy hobo nam vet who coincidentally had pickle based manias and it became a Rambo thing

HOT FISH!

Here we go!

Why do people keep replying to the attention-whore?

Lets GO!!!!

>>94637152
Oranges. They have more useful vitamins than apples, and are much easier to peel and and eat. Their thicker skin means the flesh inside is always clean, and unlikely to be attacked by worms or other pests, and they retain moisture better meaning they last longer in the refridgerator. Oranges are also much more versatile, since you can juice them more efficiently, cook them into syrups, use the skin as a garnish, or make them into james and jellies.

Are there any working streams?

>>94637328
Because eventually he and Boco will go at it hardcore.

>They're a phase
lel
CALLBACK

What the fuck am I watching

HOT FISH!

>>94637256
Where is rick and morty???

Well shit, Avengers jab right off the bat

ITS ONNNNNN

>he gave him a frequent adventure card

>>94637296
Oranges helps keep scurvy away
>says pirates everywhere
Obviously the best.

Jab at Avengers, I see?

>>94637271
Sounds like /co/ in general

>Vindicators TWWWWOOOOOOOOO

This livestream fucking sucks. This isn't even ironically bad, it's unfunny garbage.

god damn it I guess the show started for other people

Guess I'd better Freeze some sperm

Wait, is anyone else seeing this live action shit? I need a stream lads

WHY ISNT IT ON THE AS STREAM

>We're doing Vindicators twoooooo

Is this some kind of fuck-with-your-head gag about the fact we've never seen these characters before?

This is worse than the time april fools shit.

>>94622954
THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

>>94637344
ooooo ahh ahh ahh ahh!

inb4 Rick is a friend of the threat and shoots him in the back of the head when he gets tired of his monologuing

>Vindicators two
When the fuck was vindicators one?
Did I miss an episode?

>>94637351
Get ready, this is the entire episode.

What makes the Vindicators different from the Galactic Federation?

THIS IS HORSESHIT FUCKING WOMEN WRITERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>cord cutters on suicide watch

MORTY ADVENTURE CARD

>>94637260
>>94637152
>>94637106
>he didn't suicide
ONE FUCKING JOB /mu/
ONEJOB

>>94637390
it's a joke

>>94637390
No, thats the joke.

>God damn!

I like the janitor.

What the hell is this?

Is there a legit stream? Is it actually airing?

Better freeze some sperm guys

what an easy parody
but at least 1000 ants is cool

>>94637377
Yeah. TV Guide says the episode title is 'Vindicators 3.'

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wtf is this shit

>>94635368
Oh geez, first Princess Marco and now Morticia?

What the fuck is this shit.

Are they showing the ACTUAL episode anywhere or is it even like this on TV?

LOL AREN'T YOU JUST LAUGHING AT THIS WOMEN IMPROV COMEDY? ISN'T JUST AN EPIC PRANK xd!

What the fuck...

>Ghost Train Summoning
That sounds like the best fucking power ever!

Christian Slater?

Mr. Poopybutthole's retarded cousin

why isn't it on the adult swim stream? please somebody have a link oh my god

this bloodfeast show is so bad

>>94637423
THE EPISODE IS ON TV. LITERALLY SEEING IT RIGHT NOW

TO STREAMFAGS:

GET FUCKED.

IS IS LADY KATANA

SHE'S GOT MY BACK

>I guess things did feel less diverse there
cheeky

Am i the only one wtahcing this shitty skit?

This is two weeks in a row with this stupid shit.

Where is the show?

>LOL IM TOO GOOD FOR CAPESHIT
Dont act like your show doesnt have a cancerous fanbase too

Does anyone know what these fucktards are doing over at adult swim

>3 innocent heroes of color

>>94635424
How is C-365 Rick?

MINE MINE MINE ME ME ME

This is more cringe than Devolver Digital's E3 conference

>>94637339
>and are much easier to peel and and eat.

>peeling apples
wtf is wrong with you

>>94637430
I learned that from FF8 years ago.

RIP Lady Katana

Who cares if the vindicators are less diverse?

>Heroes of color

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AND MORE PEOPLE OF COLOR

twitch
agavehokage

>>94637444
>>94637451
>>94637452
>>94637457
>>94637469
>>94637423
>>94637406
Uhhhhh the adult swim stream was just for the premiere, sweeties, maybe get cable??

>>94637448
I WOULD ADVISE NOT LADY GETTING KILLED BY HER

>Less diverse
>Main Guy is a suggested Pedo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fuck those sexist straight white hetero cis Caucasian men. Female writers for the win YAAAAAAASSSSSS SLAY QUEEN

fuck this shit. we need a real stream

I TURNED MYSELF INTO CAPESHIT

BORING
>WHERE'S THE JOKES
BORING
>WHERE'S THE JOKES
BORING
>WHERE'S THE JOKES
BORING
>WHERE'S THE JOKES
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>WHERE'S THE JOKES
BORING
>WHERE'S THE JOKES
BORING
>WHERE'S THE JOKES

>>94637358
Obselete, Oranges are old product, outdated. Like I said the majority of the consumers of their juice aren't even getting the actual taste. Apples are still putting in the work. Still a lot of use for them apples.

It's really a no brainer and the orange defence force already know it.

>diversity
>heroes of color
YAAAAAAASSS

Janitor best character

izzat norm macdonald

>>94637489
i'll just find a livestream or pirate it, thanks sugar tits.

>God damn

>>94637493
huh?

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>mfw getting fucked over because I'm not stupid enough to have a television

Guess I'll just pirate the episode tomorrow

HAH THE PA GUY DIDN'T TALK GOOD

>>94637471
>Eating skin sprayed with pesticides, chemicals, and insect scent trails

Dam rick is getting roasted

Ok Ghost Train guy is actually kind of cool. Would read

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>tfw still have TV cause I'm not poor

hmm guess ill have to download it and not watch their comercials

>>94637493
Don't you have innocent people to run over anon

>>94637482
thanks senpai

You guys arent missing much, the episode is really bad so far

twitch
.tv/agavehokage

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>poop jokes

>>94637489
i watched episode 3 on the livestream last week and also i don't have cable because i made the noble decision to finally move out of my parents' basement

though honestly this episode sounds like it sucks. so 2/4 for this season so far.

I found it!
www.twitch tv s7ory0fmylife

Noob Noob is a bit of a double Morty.

Kek that was pretty good

Aw, I want those cute little robots.

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>no good streams
>adult swim stream is Tim and Eric level garbage

>>94637489
How was it just for the premiere if the last 3 episodes were all streamed?

I'm pirating it tonight because I'm at work. Fuck it.

Was that Ra's al Ghul?

this episode is good. stop being such cynical bitches

>>94637482
>Based anon

I would rather watch a weekly show about this team of super heroes than Rick at this point.

HE FUCKING CALLED IT!!!!

>>94637542
>innocent

Antifa faggots were smashing his car with baseball bats, he panicked and hit the accelerator.

Why would you ruin a car like that to run down liberals?

>>94637569
They will clamp on and won't let you cum, until you explode.

>>94631137
wow

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>son of a steam engine

>>94637525
Oh did you think I got this from the supermarket?

Nonono, see the Apple, unlike it's fruity brother can be grown in proper climates for proper countries. On a beautiful looking tree you can just pluck em right off.

Truly they are His bounty.

MONORAIL?!

>>94637561
Fuck yes thank you

is the episode gonna be available on AS episode as soon as it ends?

Its as good as any other Rick and Morty stop watching if you hate the formula, yo.

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>>94637500
the joke is that it subverts superheroes flicks
by being a superhero flick?

what the fuck

Well this episode just took a turn for the better

>Rick solo'd the villain last night while drunk off his ass

>>94637583
Because you took the plates off and planned to hurt people with it

>>94637587

............

Still cute, though.

Jokes are trash but evil rick was fun

>>94637603
Why does it bother you so much that people don't like it?

>>94637561
Forwarded to Mike Lazzo, Williams Street, Turner Broadcasting, and Time Warner.

Yeah, this was predictable.

>>94637569
Ask hard enough and they'll make merch.

I missed the first 3 minutes, how did it start? why are they with these people?

This mid-twist is ducking great.

>>94635609

Looks like this is potential wizardry in the making here.

>Drunk Rick killed world ender and became the villain

Dang son.

>>94637616
You dont need front plates in Ohio, he had a rear plate.

>>94637626
When people make thread after thread after thread it gets fucking old.

>>94637580
Plunged into the abyss
Choo choo!

>>94637633
>missed the first 3 minutes

They're pretending you're already supposed to know who they are.

Goddamn that must've been one hell of a bender

>last two episodes were off formula

>universal bitching around the internet

>episode is on point, on formula and fairly funny with rick's antics on point as well

>more bitching

Rick's been pretty annoying so far.

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this stinks

>>94631137
You have been completely right so far

>>94637521
Youre stupid enough to frogpost though.

the the question now is

>is this actually the work of an angry as fuck/jealous and drunk Rick
>or is it another Rick trying to get vengeance over C-137's destruction of the citadel

>Season 3

Episode is kind of boring.

>>94637626
Because its good stop bitching like it has changed.

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You ever get so drunk you kill the big bad and become the villain?

HAHA! THIS EPISODE IS AMAZING SO FAR!

What'd you guys like the most? The poop jokes? The long winded dialouge?

Rick jumping in front of the turrets to get them to explode and doing the fake finger gun to mock Morty was cute.

>>94637633
Morty used his free mission card, Rick punched it, and boom, Avengers adventure

>>94637633

It's a "Morty picks the adventure and it's really lame" episode

>>94637644
>hes from ohio
So it's confirmed he did it on purpose. Thanks for proving my point

>>94634601
Link for S3E1 doesn't work, sucks because that's the only episode I missed so far. Got a new link anon?

Assume your or someone likewise will mega tonight's episode ... (pls)

>Anything happens
>"Must be the work of WOMEN"

Can the haters shut up?

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>Ghost Train

Was hoping it was a surviving alternate reality evil Rick for a second there

Hm, kinda wanna see Hitman's Bodyguard.

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>rick himself is the true Evil Villain

Of course.

>>94637649
Um, sweetie, Its as good as any other Rick and Morty thread, stop reading if you hate the formula, yo.

>>94637655
People are just gonna bitch
They arent allowed to let themselves have fun I guess
Sucks for them

>>94637655
I'm bitching mostly about the shit [as] is pulling on their livestream. Don't want to stream? Okay. But don't fucking act like you're going to for the whole fucking season.

>>94637681
huh?

He went to the rally, that doesnt mean he planned to kill people.

>>94637633
Nothing special. They called and Morty used a stamp card for adventures.

>>94637666
Drunk rick no one could predict he'd leave his fucking portal gun

>>94637644
You're retarded. Ohio is one of the only states where you need a front plate.

t. Ohioan

>>94637666
What if it's an angry as fuck/jealous and drunk Rick trying to get vengeance over C-137's destruction of the citadel?

>>94637655
the problem isn't the formula, the legit problem is the lack of Jerry

there is something about that pathetic piece of shit that a lack of him in episodes usually means the episode ends up being shit

Jokes arent really landing for me. Ripping on the superhero genre/formula isnt really new. If we're being honest, Harmon/Roilands show has an equally shitty following

>>94637591
Right? I'm embarrassed by how accurate I was.

I don't know what's everyones problem is. It feels like an episode from season 1, which is a GOOD thing.

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>sneak peek builds up cool looking villain
>villain dies before the halfway mark

Of course he did...

HOT FISH this episode is boring