He beated cancer

>>94622905
>Stan Lee eats his wife
>feels so depressed about it that his current meals are escaping
Good.

>>94622905
Wait, but I thought he got stage four and is practically condemned to die.

>>94622943
He got over it.

>>94622905
Are you for real?

This may be the best thing of the day, if true.

It's bullshit. There's literally no news nor source for this.

>>94622943
We all are condemned to die anon

>>94622943
guess he really was number one

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>>94622952
It's true. He even did an interview not too long ago.

>>94622905
>saved by meme magic
welcome to the future, it's not the one you were promised but its the one we're stuck with.

>>94623021
magic memes > flying cars

>>94623004
Neat

>>94623004
YESSSSSS

>>94623021
CHAOS MAGIC.

We just have to learn how to use it.

>>94622905
>>94623004
There's no beating cancer, only dying from something else before it gets you.
But this is still good news and I'm happy for him. Let's hope it doesn't return too soon.

sticky please?

>>94622905
That's really cool desu. He was one of my main comedic influences growing up, and knowing he'd die from cancer felt somewhat sad and surreal.

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>>94623021
>>94623042
>>94623030
Nice. Good to see that he is in good health.

>Gets terminal cancer
>It gets memed away
>It comes back stronger
>It gets memed away

How many times can this cycle repeat?

>>94622905
that's great news

>>94623115
It's like this trope were gods get stronger by their believers.
We make him stonger through memes.
We can make him into the ultimate lifeform!

>>94622905
KEK was merciful
PRAISE KEK

I honestly think that I have testicular cancer, and I'm afraid to go to a doctor (I know that I will have to go eventualy...)

Can you guys please meme it away?

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>>94623001

>>94623172
Do you have any meme potential? You can't force Meme magic after all.

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>>94623115
>>94622905
>>94623004

My grand-father had that happen to him, the third time was the last

He had ass cancer, and the doctor said he chopped all the cancer away twice, but it didn't stop it on the third time

He still have a year or two, but unless they got rid of every cells, he won't last that long

>>94623172
Go to the doctor to check, anon. It's better late than never

>>94623172
I'll keep you in my memes anon.

>>94622905
Fucking sauce this shit! I can't find any news about it. If this is true, that fucking MEME MAGIC thread might've actually worked!

>>94623172
I mean, that's not the worst cancer you could have. Better to be safe than sorry

>>94623172
Take it to the doctor

>>94623172
But what if its benign and we make thinks worse. You should probably check it before someone starts making sacrifices to pepe.

You got to admit to yourself that you're not afraid of having cancer or not having but that you are afraid of the uncertainty of it.

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>>94623004

>>94623172
>not wanting to have you balls fondled by a cute doctor
What a fag.

>>94623195
you dick

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https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/6te87g/life_is_now_stef%C3%A1n_karl_stef%C3%A1nsson_lazytown_actor/
Op, didn't sauce so here! MEME MAGIC IN THE MAKING!

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>>94622905

>>94623206
>Ass cancer
It's when you have a cancer, in your ass.

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>>94623004
It's not often you hear genuinely good news. Good fucking job, Stefan.

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>very low chance of survival
>survives

Checkmate, atheists

>>94623172
I know you're afraid, and you don't want to go because you don't want to get bad news, but you gotta go ASAP or the worrying is gonna ruin you. That's actually one of the easiest cancers to treat.

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>>94623004
Holy fucking shit this is incredible news. Stage 4 panacretic cancer. You can never be too sure with this shit but I was sure he was a goner.

fuck that shit man what did cancer ever do to him?

>>94623480
Liver sorry. I don't know what's the chance that it will come back.

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>>94623004
Awesome fucking news bless him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

>>94623172
Hello, Magic Testicles Man.
Your testicles are immune to cancer because of this post.
This cure will only last a day or so and you will need a daily dosage to keep your balls in check.

>>94623434
I did for something I found on my leg. Better for it to find out it wasn't. Also found out my T levels were shot and so not I've gotten stuff to help that and its helped depression.

So its always good to get checked.

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>>94623004
This calls for a celebration.
https://youtu.be/QBMB3TenkFM?t=28s

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ITT: Good news to wake up to on a Sunday

Other hits include
>Your boss sent you a bonus paycheck
>A friend came over to grill sausages with you
>You slept away the whole morning, but you remember it's a three-day weekend so you sleep another hour.

Yea boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br517ctCUCE

Robbie Rotten is truly based

>>94623004
>"of course i get it. i'm one of a kind"
THE NUMBER ONE

MODS STICKY THIS! EVERY STICKY IS SOMEONE DYING! LET'S CELEBRATE SOME GOOD NEWS! STICKY NOW!

>yfw he dies anyway, it's just now going to be sudden and unexpected instead

>memes can cure cancer
But what if memes are cancerous themselves?

>>94623917
You kill the cancer cells by giving them cancer. Flawless plan!

>>94623928
Whales do this all the time.

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>>94623004
wow positive news, is this real life?

>>94623965
And that's why we kill them. To prevent them from using their meme magic on us.

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>>94623172
this is all I've got for testicular cancer memes

>>94623733
I agree with this. Makes a change, lets celebrate it /co/

>>94623917
Robbie Rotten = Meme
Robbie Rotten Number One Song = Meme

Memes can be a form of cancer.

Cancer + Cancer = No Cancer

Has Robbie Rotten done it, Lads? Has he discovered how to use dark meme magic to defeat cancer itself?

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He truly was the number one

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>>94623004
>stupid memes partially helped this happen
I've lost more than a few friends and relatives to cancer. Glad to see Robbie beat it.

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>>94623001

>>94623004
>>94622905
Why wouldn't this be everywhere?

There doesn't seem to be any Icelanders on that thread either aside from people(maybe icelanders) saying that the news site is reputable.

Where do I find icefags to confirm this?

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I'm happy for Stephan but this is how you get Chaos Gods. Do you want Chaos gods

>>94624140
I mean I hope nurgle would chaos the emotional pain from my body by turning me into a grotesque freak of nature

>Vinesauce Joel overreacting to a bootleg Flintstones game with Fortran on the title screen indirectly ended up saving Stefan Karl's life
Meme magic is fucking terrifying. But I'm ok with this timeline.

>>94624139
http://www.ruv.is/frett/lifid-er-nuna-0 It's in Icelandic but Wikipedia cites it as the source

I thought he was already dead desu

>>94624167
>Meme magic is fucking terrifying.
The terrifying part is we don't really know how it works, we just throw memes out there and hope for the best. Did the meme gods hear our admiration for this dying man and gave him a second chance?

>>94624167
Granddad, Giivasunner, Lazytown.
Who knows where we'll end up next

>>94624139
http://www.ruv.is/frett/lifid-er-nuna-0

Icefag here, RÚv is the Icelandic equivalent of the BBC except with less pedos, so definitely reputable. Stefán will live to see another day.

>>94624220
The gods noticed that he is a source of countless memes, a meme source you might say.

If they let him die they would have lost a key power source.

>>94623172
just jizz the cancer away dumbass.
also don't die pls

>>94624196
>>94624242
Thats the news site I was talking about. I meant that I can't find any other news sites and I briefly skimmed twitter and saw nothing. It's already a few days old and I'm surprised it's not blowing up like everything about him since he found out he had cancer was.

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>>94623004
Hell yeah

>>94624250
>If they let him die they would have lost a key power source.
So the Meme Gods the anti-Stan Lee?

>>94624304
He's the antithesis to Stan. But eventually one shall stand and one shall fall

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>>94623004
Fuck yes.

>>94623214
http://www.inquisitr.com/4429116/stefan-karl-stefansson-cancer-update-lazytown-actor-now-says-he-is-free-from-the-disease/

>>94624278
It's only two days old, and the interview is entirely Icelandic.Easy to assume it was drowned out by everything else happening at the time.

>>94624321
>>94624304
The fate of /co/ lies in the hands of Robbie Rotten

>>94622905
Good. I hope he lives a long and plentiful life.

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>>94623004

>>94624321
Or in his greed Stan will expend all of his power trying to consume Stefan's life force, only for its purity to cause him to choke and die.

Basically the two going out at the same time.

>>94624415
Like Pops and Anti-Pops.

>>94624415
Robbie Rotten probably did the old switcharoo and gave Stan Lee his cancer instead of his life force. Stan was so consumed with power he couldn't tell the difference.

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>>94623004
>survives stage 4 PANCREATIC cancer

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

This has literally nothing to do with Comics or Cartoons.

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All jokes aside, I'm glade he beat it, I hope he gets to live a healthy life from now on, god speed dude.

>>94624511
LazyTown is /co/ related.

>>94624511
Lazy Town and Robbie rotten will always be /co/

>>94624511
And yet it's better than 90% of the current threads on here.

>>94624609
kill yourself

>>94624609
It doesn't need to be about the puppet aspect.

LazyTown itself is /co/-related, and Stefán Karl Stefánsson is an actor who was part of the show, therefore the thread is fine.

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>>94624609

>>94623004

HA! FUCK YOU SPORTACUS!

BEING LAZY WILL MAKE US LIVE FOREVER!

>>94624609
Why so butthurt... is it because you too... are cancer?

>>94623172
Robbie Rotten was a faithfull agent of memes. What is your worth to KEK?

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>>94624609
lmao look at this faggot

>>94624444
Stan Lee has cancer now. Quads confirm.

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>>94624609

>>94624609
This thread is as much /co/ related as all the company war thread about which movie made more money, but this one is fun.

>>94624673
>>94624673
>BEING LAZY WILL MAKE US LIVE FOREVER!

he literally said that exercise was the key to getting better

>>94624800
t. Sportaflop

>>94623172
Remember anon, no one is forgotten while their life is still meme'd about.

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>person with 0% chances of becoming a president
>rules over biggest country in the world
>person with 0% of survival of advanced cancer
>gets cured

How powerfull is this magic?

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>>94623004

>>94624515
He going to become a stand up comedian making fun of cancer

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>>94624859
>the border of chad is similar to the shape of chad's head.

I doubt we fully know the limits of this.

>>94623004
Sorry for doubting you, meme magic.

>>94624321
>"Enough you bastard! Do you know how many lives you have taken to keep yourself young."
>"That's good question son, but it's not as pressing as my question of...How many breads you have eaten in your life?"

>>94623530

Wait, how did you discovered that you were low on testosterone levels? How did you treated it?

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>>94624609
How pathetic do you have to be to get this angry about someone beating cancer?

You guys realise that pancreatic cancer has a 5% survival rate? The dude is more cancerous than this thread is. Mark my words, he's going to drop dead this month.

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>>94625032
What a sunny disposition you have

>>94625032
Even more, he was at Stage 4
The guy is clearly invincible.

>>94624800
Sportacus propaganda

He knows that we will not fail for this

>>94622905
Mods please sticky and play We Are Number One in the background.

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>Sportacus BTFO as Robbie take his loli waifu for himself and rule over Lazy Town

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>>94624609

http://heavy.com/entertainment/2017/08/stefan-karl-cancer-robbie-rotten-stefansson-not-dead/

apparenly it's true.

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>>94625238

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TT

>>94623587
Nice Anon!

>I got stung by a stingray, but got a free cinnamon roll during treatment.

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>>94622943
Alright, I can see that I will have to teach you how to beat CANCER!

I was an atheist but now I believe! Praise Kek!

>>94625032
You are such a bitter faggot. It's unreal.

>>94623004
What's the possibility he's lying to make us feel better.

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I'm so happy.

>>94623004
This makes me very happy.

He is number one, and he always will be.

Rejoice!

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>Anons discover fucking chaos magic
>Call it Meme Magic because it seems to only materialize through time and space into this realm of existence through the digital universe
>Have absolutely no idea how to control it

>Continues to use it in unknown completely randomized ways, not knowing that they are wielding it half the time, unknowingly causing the uncontrollable crawling chaos to spread, in hopes of one day deciphering the ancient element and finding a way to control what they do not know

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>>94623004

This made my day.

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>>94625569
>He had such a knowledge of Meme Magic, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying.

>>94623004
Mods please sticky.

>>94623004
My day just got better

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>>94623004
Drinks for everyone

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A7OnzDEQMwQ

This is a cause for celebration.

So sigil magic is real?

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>>94623004
Atta boy, Stefan

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>>94623004
Oh that's awesome

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>>94623004
>>94623033
>>94623038
>>94623115
>>94623270
>>94623423
>>94623425
>>94623480
>>94623966
>>94624040
>>94624139
>>94624294
>>94624322
>>94624410
>>94624484
>>94624673
>>94624878
>>94624934
>>94625440
>>94625607

Did you actually read this? He didn't beat it. He's just talking about the most recent surgery.

>I probably won't be able to walk my daughters down the aisle when they get married
>I know they'll be in good hands
>Most people go within the first five years
>I know that everything past the next two years of my life is a miracle

Those aren't the words of someone who's cured. Maybe you should all meme about understanding cancer until it makes you realize he's still dying.

>>94623042
Don't. That shit will doom you.

>>94623172
Don't be an idiot. Go to the doctor now.

NOW.

>>94626036
Not to mention he's only talking about the cancer in his liver being removed, not the pancreas. It's a step in the right direction, though.

>>94623001
This is better than that one post
You know the one

>>94623172
Make sure you're not just picking a swollen gland.

>>94623172
if dubs your ball cancer goes away, if singles you go to the doctor and get your nuts nuked

>>94626036
this
you can't cure cancer
sooner or later it always comes back
he just got a little more time

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>pancreatic cancer
>survival rate of 5%
>easily metastasises to other organs

He's fucked, but I'm glad our memes will make his journey into oblivion a little less frightening.

>>94625901
>posting a dead character
you're jinxing it.
>>94626036
oh.

>>94623172
There's a good chance it could be an internal cyst. That shit hurts like hell.

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>>94626036
There goes my smile.

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>>94626036
Thanks for killing the mood

>>94626036
>Most people go within the first 5 years.
This was post cancer.

Seriously, show some optimism for fuck's sake. He might have actually beaten the cancer and will live up to see the marriage. Even on that page, several people claim they did beat cancer and it didn't come back.

>>94623004

I donated $50 to his cancer fund a year ago. Looks like it paid off. :3

>>94625821
nice >:]

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>>94626754
It'll help towards his funeral costs.

>Xcom.jpg

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>>94626036
N-noooo
He's supposed to live, he's a good person

>>94626693
>Seriously, show some optimism for fuck's sake.
For what fucking purpose? People from cancer die all the goddamn time, and a lot of those people were in the same goddamn situation Stefan is in. Do you honestly believe that the cancer that is still inside him is just going to lie down and leave him alone for the rest of his life just because some nobodies on the internet made a meme out of him?

Grow the fuck up and look at the world around you. You don't beat cancer, you only delay the inevitable. If you can't handle the reality of the situation, then you're in for some dark fucking times in the future.

>>94623172
Piss on a pregnancy test. It works by looking for some hormone that only pregnant women and men with certain types of testicular cancer produce.

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>>94627294
Deep shit but real.

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>>94627294

>>94626036
You are the only cancer around Stefan right now.

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>>94622905
THE QUAD PROPHECY WAS RIGHT

>>94626886
DELET THIS

>>94627294
>Do you honestly believe that the cancer that is still inside him is just going to lie down and leave him alone for the rest of his life just because some nobodies on the internet made a meme out of him?

Yes.

BTFO.

>>94627776
>HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN TRICKERY
>THIS IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY
>IF YOU WANT TO BE IN REMISSION NUMBER 1
>YOU'VE GOT TO GET YOUR CANCER GOING ON THE RUN

>>94627294
While I agree with you, in a less aggressive manner. It's kinda hard to refute something that doesn't exist when people believe in it.

You'll have an easier time forcing a dog to shit outside.

NUMBER ONE

>>94627294
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP WAKE UP SHEEPLE BUUUUURP LIFE IS POINTLESS WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE LOL BUUUUURP I NEED THAT SZECHUAN MCNUGGIE SAUCE UUUUUUUUUUURP GOD'S URP G-OD'S NOT REAL BUUUUUUURP MR POOPY BUTTHOLE BUUUUUUUUUUUUURP GO REDDIT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

>>94627943
Fantastic post, anon.

>>94627977
Thank you, my emo anon.

>>94627294
Jesus Christ I'm an unironic nihilist and I don't shit on everyone's parade like this.

>>94626248
We are number four?

>>94624278
most likely the faggot drama in the US drowned it. It will pick up soon.

Who else thinks we should make another meme based on robbie rotten

>>94628089
meme are not made they just happen.

>>94627294
NO! The memes will flow.

>>94628150
I'm sad that people don't get this anymore.

>>94627294
Are you OK, anon?

>>94623004
It's a step in the right direction and he has the right attitude.

>>94623004
Holy fuck. The last time I was so happy hearing that someone beat cancer it was with the guy that sang the Digimon opening.

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>>94627294
And I thought I sucked the fun out of things. There's no doubt that it will pop up again, but being a pessimist about it would make life even more unbearable.

He even did an interview explaining how he negates the negative out of his life after finding out the diagnosis.

>>94628614
Sometimes it just doesn't come back. He's worked multiple miracles already. Always have hope.

>>94623172
>Can you guys please meme it away?

I thought you said you didn't want cancer.

>>94627294
Mr. T beat cancer. Plus they have some pretty promising new shit for fucking up cancer in development.

>>94623172
I hate the doctor too but just go Anon, people care about you

>>94627294
>>94628753
Found the quote and everything
>“I pity the fool who just gives up. We all gonna die eventually from something or other, but don’t be a wimp. Put up a good fight.” Mr. T’s now cancer free.
In other words stop being such a fucking downer you fag.

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>>94623004
It gets better.

>>94627294
>Do you honestly believe that the cancer that is still inside him is just going to lie down and leave him alone for the rest of his life just because some nobodies on the internet made a meme out of him?

No, no one here does. You're """"realistic"""" outlook doesn't make you smarter.

>>94623206
One of the biggest causes of colon cancer is a very vegetable low diet.

Considering most men over 50 are the "meat n' p' tayda" type that could be the cause.

>>94623172
If Kek wills it.

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>>94627294
Who'd you lose, anon

You need but give us a name, and I swear by Kek we will try to meme them back

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>>94628641
Alright everyone ITT, listen.

It is entirely possible he dies in the next couple of years. But it's possible he won't.

Don't go jumping to conclusions. If you're telling me not to get my hopes up because it's bad for you, I get it - but there's no need to be an edgelord about it. Say it because you care. And show a little sensitivity because the others are worried, like you, about this pretty cool guy dying.

Surely the reverse is true, though? If you go around being all pessimistic you'll end you suppressing any motivation to care and thats bad too - so if he does survive, you'll have a reppressed sense of happiness.

If youre going to tell people not to jump to conclusions, take a leaf out of your own book.

All you can do is hope, and not jump to conclusions.

That's the rational and healthy thing to do.

Pic related. This man died of bowel cancer.

He would hope.
He'd be thankful that this person he cared about survived, for now at least.
He'd look on the positives.
He'd remind himself he was still in with a chance.

Stefan is happy for now.
Let's be happy for him and stop the arguing, k?

Remember: we - I, you, the others in here - are all number one.

Let's act like it.

>>94631022
>TFW i hated mr rodgers as a kid but now think hes a total bro
Remember that time he gave the finger
https://youtu.be/pt1yTEt414Y

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>>94626036
At least he got a chance to live longer.

>>94622905
Karl at his tumour:

>"Your fighting style was worth studying".

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>>94628537
He died from cancer. His name was Koji Wada.

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This man is fucking unstoppable, truly beautiful

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MEME MAGIC IS REAL!!!!

>>94626886
Why isn't this Morrissey

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>>94623004
Meme magic saved his life

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>>94623004
Fuck yeah! Take those lemons BACK!

>>94626036
This.

This is what happened to my grandad, 4/5 years ago he got bowel cancer, he got to live for a while but after about 6-7 months, he was stuck in bed.
He passed away 2 weeks ago, he didn't get to live really, more linger on for a bit and see his old friends and tell his family how much he loved them.

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HE'S NUMBER ONE FUCK YEAH! YOU GO ROBBIE!

>>94626036
He might not be totally free of it, but he has more time now. It might return a few years from now, but here and now, he meme'd his way to living just a bit longer.

Robbie is literally fueled by meme magic right now. And as long as it flows through his veins, he will keep living.

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>>94623004
This is fantastic news!

>>94631022
I know you only included pic related to bring up a point about Mister Rogers, but it ended up making me read your post in is voice.

:)

>>94631764
This happened to Mr. Rogers.

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>>94632247
I swear, there´s a God out there.

>>94631022
Nigger Mr Rodgers was 74 when he died. Thats a good run for anybody.

>>94632247
if only they knew how to completely get rid of it

lazytown reboot cartoon when?

>>94625703
>Is it possible to learn such a magic?
>Not from a redditor.

Robbie might have not truly beaten cancer, but he pulled off a miracle and cleared stage 4 of it. That alone means that he's going to live at least a few more years, compared to only a few more months.

This was his comeback punch, now what happens next determines if he lives for two or three more years, or if he lives long enough to see his children marry like he hopes.

Fight on, Robbie. Stage four will never beat the number one.

>>94627864
>You'll have an easier time forcing a dog to shit outside.

But...This isn't difficult. Hell, train a dog well enough and it'll hold that shit in until it can't physically hold in an any longer if it's not being let outside. And it'll let you know when it needs to go outside.

>>94632404
Bowel cancer is still painful.

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>>94622905
the meme lives on

>>94632765
Yeah and a 74 year old man dying from it isnt exactly mind blowing. Plenty of people will be lucky to reach 74 before some dumb bullshit kills them and plenty of people will survive shit that they have no right living through. No reason for you to be a sour shit about it.

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This entire thread has taught me something. Meme magic is real. We just need more of it. We need to meme like we've never memed ever in our lives. We need to save Stefan. So no matter who you are, what you believe in, we need to save this man. Let's put our meme magic together to save Stefan. We need to make sure he stays number one.

Best New in the day.

>>94622905
No he didn't. Teen Titans Go! still exists.

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>>94623004
Wow, meme magic really does exist.

>>94632867
I wasn't trying to be a sour shit. All I was saying is, old or not, you have to hope a bit.

>>94623004
>biking 20km a day and weightlifting
First he's beaten cancer, next he's coming for Sportacus.

>that whole paragraph about ignoring pointless political shit and spending time on things you enjoy instead
I wish we could be more like Stefan.

>>94623004
based desu

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>start listening to Björk more often
>Stefan Karl beat Stage 4 cancer

Press F to praise Björk.

>>94624139
>Why wouldn't this be everywhere?
because it would make people question what is said about medicine and our bodies

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>>94627294
How's about you quit being a huge jackass over a man's life? Who the fuck are you, you unimportant, self-righteous shit?

While you're tapping away at your keyboard on a Persian Quilt Exchange Forum, Karl's actually living his life and enjoying what could be the last few years of it. Instead of being a pessimistic cock sleeve like you, he's actually made people's lives better and remained positive when others would have just given up and died on the spot. He's actually someone valuable to this world.

How's about you get cancer and try and beat it? It would sure be a lot tougher on you than Karl because at least he has family and friends who give a damn about him. You precious fucking body pillow won't be there to shed a tear when the mortician legally obligated to give you a proper burial kicks your rotted corpse and fedora into a dirt hole.

Can you bike 20km a day? Karl sure can, and he was supposed to be dead before November. I'll bet you couldn't even cart yourself down the frozen section of Walmart without losing your breath.

Fuck you for being the piece of shit you are. Fuck your parents for not raising you properly. Just sink back into your chair and keep hoping your life won't be as miserable as you know it is.

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>>94634432
You are platinum mad, but I'll be damned if I don't agree with you

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>>94623004
YYEEESS!!
HE IS NUMBER ONE FOR LIFE!!!

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>>94624859
VERY POWERFUL.
WE COULD MEME ANYTHING INTO EXISTANCE.
RESPOND TO THIS POST ON WHAT WE SHOULD MEME NEXT!!

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>>94634650
Robo-lolis.

>>94623172
Could be a spermatocele (a cyst in your balls) thats what I had

but go to the fucking doctor thats the most treatable form of cancer

This calls for the most joyous version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0nT8TdlEHg

>>94628662
Underrated.

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>>94634687
already exist anon

>>94634888
>treating literal objects as having rights because people find something offensive
What next, man arrested for sickening rape of onahole? I fucking hate my shitty police state of a country.

>>94634888
>dobson
.))))))))
.))))))))

>>94634888
I don't get these people

>we'll throw them in jail and not get them the help they need
>whoops we released them three years later
>oh and fuck them for buying dolls to curb their urges. We'd rather let them fuck a kid so they can get arrested again

>>94623004
Just more proof meme magic is real.

How is this /co/ related?

>>94634888
>objectifying women is bad
>treat literal objects as if they're women

>>94635143
It's about cancer. Duh.

>>94635143
A month or so ago /co/ was notified that he had been diagnosed as stage four cancer and soon after a anon replied with "we are number four!!" and the thread exploded. I think it's mostly carried over from that. But you're right.

>>94635117
Heck I've actually seen counter arguments with that being the case.

>Get them a doll to fuck and save some children.

>888

Advanced Helper AI in "economic" "miniaturized" chassis.

Its all in the wording.

>>94635143
Shows with puppetry are /co/. It's one of the (many) unwritten rules. And honestly, I'd rather talk about LazyTown than most of the live action capeshit.

>>94635577
Does this puppetry count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuZwWo3CcJ0

>>94635143

Puppets are considered honorary /co/.

>>94635577
>>94635703
no wonder this board has so many liberals

>>94635746

Remember when 4chan could talk about things without constantly shoving politics into everything?

You don't "beat" cancer, you just delay it for a while

>>94635798
>this fucking semantics quibbling
When one boxer "beats" another the beaten boxer can still come back and fight them again. The word "beaten" doesn't mean "destroyed forever". He's beaten it. For now.

>>94627294
Categorizing all cancer as being the same is incredibly myopic since there's so much we don't know. Some people really do beat cancer (even the awful kind like pancreatic cancer) and live well into old age, other people fight against cancer that's normally easy to treat and lose.

You might as well be optimistic while you can since he's lived longer than most people with late-stage pancreatic cancer. If you're a cancer-survivor you can't live every day of your live wondering when it's going to come back.

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Really anons, thanks, you gave me courage to talk about it with my family. They called me a fucking dumbass for not talking about it earlier, and are worried as fuck, but I it is something that I needed to do sooner or later. I'm looking for a doctor right now.

>>94623004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI

Best news I've heard all week

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>>94634195
F

>>94622905
*for now

>>94638526
It's in full remission, so he doesn't have it for now. It may return at any point down the road, but as of today, he has a clean bill of health.

Seriously Meme Magic like like the warp. Sheer belief and willpower makes it so.

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>>94638237
That guy still scares the fuck out of me.

>>94638826
Is it possible it won't return at all?

>>94639112
Yes. It could return as a different kind of cancer, even (my uncle is in his third bout with a third kind of cancer).

It's nice to see some GOOD news for once
Keep on Number One, Keep on

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>>94623004
if you'd told me, back when i watched Lazy Town with my nephew, that Robbie Rotten would write something on the internet that would make my eyes water I'd have laughed in your face.

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>>94623004
tfw was in the thread where /co/ channeled meme magic to save him
feels good p.ham

>>94636993
Good Anon, gooood. Now make sure not to die to this hypothetical cancer.

>>94634650
gfs for everyone and i guess bfs for those faggots who claim to be girls on the internet but never show their tits

>>94623004
yay

>>94635117
>people
No, they're Australians.