>Hercules
Honey, you mean HUNKules!
>>94619694
>americans can't resist shoving their fucking awful culture into things
>>94619694
>"Damn, look at you. You got titties bigger than my wife's."
They laughed, and they took their turns, and I spent the next three weeks in the underworld infirmary. When I went back into general population, I never made a run at Hades. I just bided my time until I escaped. And then I looked up that wife he'd mentioned.
I hired a dozen of the crustiest bums and satyrs I could find. Paid them in gold and cheap wine. We went to Persephone's house, let ourselves in. They took their time. I made drawings. The next day, I mailed a big packet of them to the underworld.
Hades killed three already dead souls and broke out, came racing to Mount Olympus. He found his wife dead. And me there waiting for him. It was dawn the next day when I finally let him die.
The things I'd done to him that night, they still speak of in whispers across Greece.
>>94619904
perfect
>>94619904
>>94619904
>I made drawings.
It is the little things.
>>94619894
>American
>Culture
>>94620421
>euros brag about culture
>actively tear down historical buildings to house refugees, cancel festivals to not offend them and change their customs to accommodate them
I actually love European culture but it's a shame all anyone will know of it is textbooks in a couple years.
>>94620463
>Americuck's source of information is from YT politcal memers and /pol/
Uncultured swine.
>>94620463
>European culture
Europe has many different cultures you dumb faggot. Or should I start grouping you, Mexicans and the rest of your continents as the same American culture?
jesus christ, fuck off with your polshit
>>94619694
>they actually made this
>>94619694
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuzBpuiXnu4
>>94620525
you already do, tho
>>94619694
They were the best part of the movie
>>94619694
this chub always cracked me
>>94621330
>being this stupid
I thought we were here to discuss an animated film not your lack of education.
>>94620421
I hope whoever first drew Pepe in this style dies in a fucking car fire.
>>94621528
You're on a wrong board.
>>94619694
I wanna fuck that muse.
>>94619894
>he said watching an American movie
>>94619904
Can I get more like this?
>>94620525
Dude your way off base, america is also diverse as fuck and has many sub cultures. Fucking towns 10 minutes away in the same state can have radically different social norms...so even grouping "american" culture as one thing is just off.
>>94621301
This is a really well done poop
>>94619904
>>94619904I feel like I'm missing out on the joke.
Why are Euros always so fucking salty?
>>94621670
That's my point though, there are various cultures in America even as a country, European cultures are far more different than those yet the idiot I replied to seems to think they're all part of a single group and tries to start idiotic /pol/ conversation in a place that really doesn't need any more of it.
>>94621811
Because we have to listen to your crap.
>>94621718
Kingpin
Yes, I watched Doodle Doods too
>>94621718
It's an edited excerpt from Jason Aaron's PunisherMax
>>94620385
> not "I painted vases"
>>94621661
The Underworld, where I learned the truth about despair, as you probably will. There’s a reason why this prison is the worst hell on earth… hope. Every man who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to the light and imagined climbing to freedom. So easy… so simple. And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have died trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize Olympus, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can survive so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to stay in the sun. You can watch me torture an entire city and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, I will fulfill my destiny…I will destroy Zeus. And then, when it is done and Olympus is ashes, then you have my permission to schmooze.
>>94619694
Honey, you mean DUNKules!
>>94620463
>actively tear down historical buildings to house refugees
You mean like how you tear down historical monuments because they're not politically correct anymore?
>>94620463
Let me guess, you saw that random webm of a church being demolished and believed the first idiot that implied it was to accommodate Muslims