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ITT: Characters you wish never existed

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ITT: Characters you wish never existed
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>>94618253
What did giantman do?
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Who's the burqa wearing woman that looks like goatee lobster man is trying to shoo away?
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>>94618253
Are you one of those fags who gets triggered by that image of Faiza being made into captain Britain in an alternate universe?
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>>94618253
While I do agree with you on some points, I do disagree with you on others my friend. The Bendis abominations have to go.
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>>94618316
It's the new gay Indian Giant-Man that Nick Spencer created in his Ant-Man book and is shoehorning into Secret Empire.
>>94618323
Dust. Mutant who can turn into dust who was kidnapped by the Taliban and forced to wear a burqa only to choose to keep wearing it when she was rescued.because it affords her "modesty and protection from the eyes of men."
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>>94618323
Dust.
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>>94618316
He's a big guy.
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>>94618253
Funny that the black cousin of Wally West also named Wally West brought into the comics for synergy is right next to the black son of Nick Fury also named Nick Fury brought into the comics for synergy.
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>>94618390
At least that sequel to Deadpool killing the MU can give me some satisfaction of seeing the time displace O5 dying brutally despite it not being canon.
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>>94618457
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Damien Wayne is the best Robin with the most development and is by far a more interesting character than Dick, Jason or Tim when they were Robin. You're just a crusty, angry dude suffering from 'not muh'.

Fight me.
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>>94618253
This is so correct In so man levels

Just add in whor
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>>94618509
OP here. I didn't add Whor because I liked her before, when she was just Jane Foster. Just like I didn't add Carol because I liked her when she was Ms. Marvel. Same with Amadeus Cho
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>>94618253
Pls add dyke carol, pregnant jess and Jane thor

They are degenerate abominations
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>>94618253
Add Deadpool's daughter who looks as dark as Riri even though she's half white half lightskinned Hispanic.
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>>94618553
They weren't always though.
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>>94618253
I really don't know why they aren't clones, it would be less confusing. Why bring in a young x-men from past?
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>>94618412
>because it affords her "modesty and protection from the eyes of men."

She says, while her burqa completely hugs all of her curves and puts all of her body out on display because it doesn't function like an actual burqa.
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>>94618594
Because they fucked over all the old versions of the O5 and needed to reboot them without rebooting everyone else.
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>>94618253

>another one of these threads
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Brian Michael Bendis
Axel Alsonso
Tom Brevoort
Sana Amanat
Nick Spencer
G. Willow WIlson
Ryan North
Erika Henderson
Gabby Rivera
Kelly Sue DeConnick

And I'll be nice and instead wish they never got involved in comics.
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>>94618590
>Carol will never look like this again.
>Jessica will never look like this again.

I don't even have an image to describe how angry this makes me.
Like, I'm at least two Hulks and a Doomguy level of angry over this shit.
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>>94618253
Kamala's better than Carol at least and Damian is an interesting character
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>>94618631
It would have been much easier to just fix them. Just bring Jean back, have her discover that parts of the Void or Apocalypse are still in Scott's brain or Emma's controlling him and fix him. Easy as that. Angel was already fixed with no real explanation and it could have happened without bringing in the past X-Men. Beast just needs a good writer who doesn't write him like an asshole. And Bobby was Bobby until Bendis decided to give him AIDS as a character.
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>>94618696
I think Kamala's a shit character created purely for Islamic propaganda, but I'd have no problem with her existing if it were under another identity and Carol stayed Ms. Marvel. The two really have hardly any connection anyway.
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>>94618710
I still love the past x-men, but it is just confusing putting them in the current timeline.
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>>94618672
>I don't even have an image to describe how angry this makes me.
>Like, I'm at least two Hulks and a Doomguy level of angry over this shit.

damn bro, don't shit your pants!
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OP, stop.
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>>94618737
The thing is, they're not the past X-Men. They don't look like them, act like them, and it was recently established that they aren't even them and they're just from a universe that's nearly identical to 616, but it splintered into a new one when they left, so they are now AU characters.
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>>94618732
I'm not a fan of characters being replaced by complete newcomers unless it's a Robin situation where they grow out of it, but Carol specifically is a non-character and I never understood why anyone would care about anything other than her design.
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>>94618732
>Islamic propaganda

Fuck off! I knew people like you existed.
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Gwen Stacy.
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>>94618779
>so they are now AU characters.
This is one thing that pisses me off to no end. If that's true, why did they need to change the original Bobby? It's not like there aren't AU versions of 616 characters with different sexualities and even races.
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>>94618787
Nice try, ISIS.
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>>94618253
Nick Fury Jr. is funny. He's the blandest character out there. Even Comics Coulson is better. It's like the suits forgot what made MCU and Ultimate Fury interesting.

Not to mention if they had just waited a few yews, instead of rushing synergy to get black Fury, they could have used Secret Wars to transport him over to 616. Instead of pulling a shitty story from their asses.
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I never really liked Fantomex when I was reading New X-Men and Uncanny X-Force. He actually annoyed me a lot more than Deadpool at the time.

Not a fan of how America Chavez and Kate Bishop have been bastardised by that one writer, apart from that, they're fine.

Also don't give a shit about Kitty Pryde but that's probably Bendis' fault.
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>>94618787
>it's not Islamic propaganda
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How come all of the minority legacy characters do is brag about how awesome they are and/or complain about other people? (well, except Sam, but that's why he's the least disliked of them)
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>>94618253
Let's see what we have here
>Minorites
>Gays
>Women

Wow, it's almost like you're trying to be a stereotype.
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>>94618553
>write Carol/Captain Marvel like any guy superhero
>avoid all temptation to make reference to the fact she is female
>never give her that bulldyke lesbian haircut ever again

And fixed.
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>>94618967
>Ian Zola
>time displaced Beast
>time displaced Cyclops
>time displaced Angel
>Speed
Try harder brother.
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>>94618890
>Trying to be accepted is propaganda.

Again! Fuck off.
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>>94618987
The Captain name connotes masculinity. It needs to go too.
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>>94618479
>>94618457
The whole chibi kills make this super unsatisfying.
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>>94618998
t. Ahmed
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>>94618745
too late
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>>94618886
>>94618886
>Also don't give a shit about Kitty Pryde but that's probably Bendis' fault.
always hated kitty pryde i cant remember a time when i ever liked her
i even laughed when colossus stomped on her in age of Apocalypse
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>>94618253
Harper Row
Duke Thomas
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>>94619003
I disagree because it is one of the few female superhero names that doesn't have her name, a historical or mythological female character's name, 'Ms', 'She' or 'Lady' in it.
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>>94618998
>trying to be accepted by doing the complete opposite of what gets you accepted
Hello, Linda Sarsour.
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>>94618787
have you fuckin read it
it is its like the Islamic signal of comics
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>>94619062
Yes. But calling her Marvel Boy or Marvel Man would also satisfy that metric.
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>>94619026
>>94619075
Yeah, yeah, Give me names. Not changing my opinions.
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>>94619075
Pic related

Also Op I agree with you 100% but add what you said here >>94618544 and also add the two newest green lanterns

except Damien is okay. The worst robin but still better than most DC heroes that aren't Barry Wally Hal and Kyle
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>>94619102
So you're admitting you're purposely ignorant
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>>94619212
No, /co/ seems to think that everything is "propaganda" .
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>>94619061
>>94619110
OP here. Yes. I should have added Harper Row, Duke Thomas, Simon Baz, and Jessica Cruz.
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>>94618253

Just to be clear we're talking about the Time Displaced O5 and not the O5 just in general right.
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Captain Boomerang
El Diablo
Katana
Enchantress

All of those so we wouldn't have Suicide Squad (at least not in the form we know it as)

Now for a couple non-/co/ ones because I feel like it

Rey- Typical mary sue who is here to stay

Godzilla- Hear me out, I love the big guy. But the community is so shit that I just want it gone at all costs. I have never seen such stupidity, hypocrisy and tribalism come out of a fandom like I have with the G community. I have wasted so many hours with it that I wish I never even got into it in the first place
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>>94619293
Yes
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>>94619346
Fuck you motherfucker.
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>>94619414
I love you too
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The Submariner
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so many butthurt sjw that their forced diversity isnt liked boo hoo
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>>94618890
>He thinks being traditional in two different parts of the world is the same, like if traditions in different parts of the world were the same
The actual fuck? is this played as tongue in the cheek or is the author really that stupid?
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>>94618886

IMO Fantomex was ruined by giving him the "misdirection" power. Originally his only power was EVA, his external nervous system that can become a space ship and a female shaped person.
The misdirection power is actually similar to what Dani moonstar used to have before getting depowered by Wanda. I do like Fantomex much more than Gambit, whom I see as just a "90s cool" character.

I also never liked Kitty, but it seems she is the waifu of many writers.
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Alas my wish has been granted
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>>94618365
You know if they were smart they should have given her a better costume. I mean if shes Captain Britain in this why the fuck couldent they make her robes and hidjab fucking union jack colored add a captain britain skullcap/mask under the head scarf and boom a decent costume
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I take exception to muh boy Evan being there
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>>94618479
>tfw I'm only reading this tripe to see Jessica Jones killed
>tfw they probably won't even give me that satisfaction and she'd survive somehow
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>>94618804
Remember that time Wolverine and Hercules got married over the body of an ice monster?
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>>94618660
>I wish one of the best Daredevil runs ever never existed
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Starlight Glimmer
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Purple Man.
I hate this fucking shit-tier villain with a passion.
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>>94621622
Bendis' daredevil run doesn't excuse all the terrible garbage he's also put out.
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>>94621651
This
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>>94618932
Because while Nova is dealing with Carnage attacking his school and family the others get to complain about old women holding their purses tight when they walk by or compare stop and frisk to stealing a tank and attacking the city with it.
Whoever writes the other kids forgot they need to be heroes basically.
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>>94621622
I also really like the concept of Secret Invasion, but I'd gladly sacrifice both if I could get rid of the mountains of crap he did..
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>>94618660
If we're doing that
>Scott Buck
I won't be watching a shit show hoping it would get better like a battered housewife and doing a favor to Iron Fist fags and Inhumanfags if they exist.
Win/win in my book.
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>>94618253
You wish the X-men never existed? I agree. Their fanbase are such battered wifes.
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>>94621817
*and I'd be doing a favor
I really need to start rereading shit before I post it. Jesus.
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What's wrong with Dust? Is it because she's muslim?
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>>94621927
She was Morrison's way of kissing Islam's as. Spreading the notion that women wear burqas out of choice and that they're not forced or brainwashed into doing so.
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>>94618253
What's his personality again?
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what's wrong with dust? she hardly does anything ever
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>>94618625
This, plus her power is some real lameshit. WAste of potential.
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>>94619248
No, intersectional feminists think everything is propaganda. People are just finally realizing when you put people like that in charge of media all they can make is propaganda
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>>94618253
>Damian
>Faiza
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>implying some people who see boogeymen everywhere don't actively feed off other people who see a different boogeyman everywhere, thus created a downward-spiraling ouroboros of idiocy that ensures a loss for everyone remotely involved
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>>94620502
He's talking about the overlap between conservative Christianity and conservative Islam; in reality Amir would have more in common with a hardcore Southern Baptist or evangelical than he would with his family.

>>94620566
Fantomex is just a "00s cool" character.

>>94622078
Her powerset is great, her issue is that writers don't bother to use it to any extent.
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>>94622049
He was pretty okay as Robin but as "Spotlight" he's basically batman lite
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>>94622307
>in reality Amir would have more in common with a hardcore Southern Baptist or evangelical than he would with his family.
Except his holy book says to kill them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>94622614
That doesn't preclude him from having more in common, now does it?
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>>94618253
Oi mate, fuck off. The Young Avengers were cool.
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>>94618253
All of them. Fuck fictional people.
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>>94622662
Christianity says Jesus was perfect. Islam says Muhammad was perfect. Those two are worlds different.
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>>94618253
Except for Damian and Kamala, I agree with everyone else.
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>>94618253

Dust makes this seem like bait because she is wallpaper. It's like hating Glob Hermann.
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come on, we all know that this is the WORST concept for a book and with the worst execution too.

you know that your book is shit when Squirrel Girl has more fans
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forgot pic
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>>94618253
WHY THE FUCK YOU PUT DUST THERE? FIGHT ME IRL!!!
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>>94618967
>minority
people still use this word so far into 2017? jesus

and yes all those characters are annoying little shits that writters use to whine about their stupid social justice and other bullcrap nobody wants to read about, we just want to enjoy our comfy comics.
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>>94618412
>It's the new gay Indian Giant-Man
I mean is he at least kinda interesting?
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>>94618253
>Evan
Now I'm bloody mad.
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>>94623333
You now know everything about him.
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>>94623451
Ah so they haven't done anything with him
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>>94618253
why is the muslim wearing a skin tight burqa, doesn't that defeat the purpose of wearing one
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>>94618455
Black son of Nick Fury was brought in so that Marvel could pretend to new readers that Black Nick Fury was always in the regular Marvel Universe and not a reference to a dying imprint.
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>>94623290
>comfy
Comics haven't been comfy since before 2005.
Literally every Marvel story is just part of the larger Avengers Dissassembled story, DC has basically made Batman Superman, and no one gives a shit about indie comics because people became more and more angry that normal people felt comfortable drawing their own comics.
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>>94618253
>Damien and not Jason Todd
>Kid genesis
>no Whor
>no Chulk
Other than that I'm right there with you OP.
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>>94619061
You are right.. Damn Snyder..

>>94619275
jessica is great now...
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>>94618253
Do you wants the original xmen to go back to the past or for both versions past and present to go?
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>>94623682
Jason arguably has a top 3 ongoing at DC right now.
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>>94619212
its not ignorance when you don't like getting stuff shoved/preach at you-like whos even the target here? Comic book readers, like these are majoratory that has to be told how to behave?
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>>94618253

You sure waste a lot of your time complaining about things you can easily ignore.
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>>94623065
gwenpool has way more sales though.
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>>94618253
Valeria.
Writers had already been failing to do fuck all with Franklin for over 40 years, why add another child to that, an a baby genius? That was 10 years too late 10 years ago.
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>>94618987
Mah nigga
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>>94624767
It also doesn't help that writers almost never write Valeria as a child and most of them just want to use her for Doomwank. Moon Girl has more verisimilitude as a child genius than Valeria.
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>>94623290
>we just want to enjoy our comfy comics.
Why are you even here? /co/ just likes to whine, complain, and respond to obvious bait threads.

And you can just read indie shit, if you want comfy comics so much.
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>>94618507
>Damien Wayne
Step 1: get the character's name right
Step 2: Damian gets interesting points for being bat's son. The only reason he gets those points were because of the decision to not make the first robins bat's kid.
Step 3: Damian gets interesting points for being tied to bat's origin -aka league of shadows. This is powerful because of all the time the comics have spent going back and forth with this organization... all while other robins were helping to keep the story and characters fresh.
Step 4: I agree
Step 5: Pretty soon we'll get a new character that's really cool, like Damian, and if you forget that the characters before it provided the rich world and space for them to exist and be cool you're a doof.
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>>94618253

>trying to talk shit about evan

eat shit OP
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>>94621114
Because her actual costume is a suit of armor with the Essex coat of arms on the tabard. That AU where she's Captain Britain had her wearing the same white clothes she wore as a civilian doctor.
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>>94618696
Damian is not interesting, every time he meets someone new we have to go through the same shitty arc of him being an annoying little shit until he warms up to them.
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>>94619346
Leave Katana out of this.
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>>94618316

He's an example of a character that only exists for diversity points. He's gay -and- and Indian and that's the extent of his character.
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Why can't all comic characters just be straight white males and all women in comics just be there for me to fap to? Why do comics have to have actual people in them?
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>>94618696
Kamala is a shitty cunt who just brings down every team book she's on while her own book is boring as fuck since the beginning
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>>94626773
Is that a chain mail hijab?
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>>94618253
OK, I understand all the gays, women and minorities, but Ian Zola and Damian Wayne are straight white guys. What's wrong with them?
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>>94627153
he's gay? when was this revealed?
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>>94627685
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>>94618253

You leave Damien, Dust, Khamala, & Evan out of this!

Everyone is shit though
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>>94618253
the O5 x-men were a bad idea but they consistently get good artists (at least jean does) so it's ok

middle eastern chick with excalibur is only shitty because she appropriated excalibur but she's in europe so she barely exists

giant man is a permanent background character exclusively played for laughs, what's to hate?

riri is awful

616 black fury is awful

kamala is fine in her containment book, and she was sectioned off to new jersey to keep her contained, blame waid for leeching off her popularity to push his agenda

genesis is a neat idea

new wasp is awful

moon girl is so awful it's funny

falcap was a big failure, what better revenge can you have

damien is perfect, if nothing else he shows growth for batman, old characters having kids is how legacy shit is supposed to work

jessica jones is only good as a baby maker

speed is the only good thing about the young avengers, teddy and his ladyboy hopefully are left on the backburner forever

miles is shit but I can't really complain when there's a dozen other spider-men running around right now

dust has a cool powerset so she gets a pass

I don't know about the others

all in all you're kind of a bitchy faggot, op
shouldn't you be out protesting in charlottesville?
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Moon Girl
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>>94627748
well at least he's a forever alone loser
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>>94627748
Where is this from?
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What's with all the hate that Nick Fury Jr. Is getting?
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>>94627981
he's a bland mary-sue that's completely failed outright in his various push attempts, what's not to hate?
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>>94627981
He's one of the laziest ideas in the history of fictional storytelling.

Why not simply use Ultimate Nick?
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Should've added illegal alien Falcon and Daredevil's new illegal alien sidekick.
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>>94618253
Faiza, Evan, Wally, Damian, Speed, Wiccan, Hulkling, and Kevin are all fine tho
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Every character has a chance to be good in the hands of a good writer, so no characters just shouldn't exist.
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Single cause of the vast majority of the toxicity in the Star vs. fandom, without actually being worth anyones time. The show could go on completely fine without her and should do so.
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>>94629023
That's so cheesy and idealistic it could have come from a capeshit character.
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>>94628878
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13698846

whoever made this poll is an idiot and a newfag of newfags.

Last time M00t fucked up /pol/ it created a site wide plague.

If you don't remember that, from about 4/5 years ago, then you have no business making polls about /pol/
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>>94618507
he still robin, thus a garbage character by default
the fact that he is an angsty kid and batman's son makes him a shitty gimmick
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>>94629023
Just tell us which one of those characters you like, Anon, Christ.
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>>94619275
Simon and Jessica are good. How can one person hate the best buds?
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>>94629023
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>>94630913
Too many human lanterns anon. Leave it at Hal, John, Guy, and Kyle. No more.
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>>94629461
Even if they got rid of her the shipperfags would still ruin everything because the show will never have enough focus on their ship for them to be satisfied.
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>>94618507
Ah yes the same development he gets over and over because DC doesn't know what else to do with the character.
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>>94624843
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>>94618253
I don't hate him.

I think he needs to stop coming back to life.
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>>94618253
not fair to pick on dust or the young avengers
when they were first introduced they were well rounded interesting characters
it's not their fault they were turned into publicity stunts
by that logic adult iceman, x-23, carol danvers, and mockingbird should also be on there
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>>94618455
Neither are black anon. They are both mixed. You disgusting SCUM! Are you implying that artist don't know how to draw mixed males so they just draw a black person instead?!
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>>94618253
Is that sam Wilson cap? I've never seen that outfit
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>>94618253
Miles ain't that bad once you realize his character is to be a weak wimpy push-over who does whatever people tell him to do and has an inappropriate relationship with Spider-gwen cause ???
Bally on the other hand cries every other page he's in.
I'm noticing a lack of America in that picture.
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>>94632608
It's the new patriot I think. But he's only been in like 10 issues and he's already brought up white privilege.
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>>94618253
Miles Morales is literally anti-race bait though, isn't he? I remember him not liking being called black spider-man or even people making it a big deal that he was black. He even complained and said he wasn't black and that he was half-Hispanic and half-black.
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>>94622731
Christianity actually says Mary was the perfect human. Born without original sin, gave birth while a virgin, got god off his ass to turn water into wine, and taken into heaven by a host of angels. Jesus was just god walking around as a human being.

Islam says that women are impure.
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>>94632620
>I'm noticing a lack of America in that picture.

Because America is funny. You don't get this shit from a MAD comic.
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>>94624767
This
>>94625994
And this
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>>94618253

All of Marvel's mascots that lamely wear the brand name in universe. They will be cool.
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>>94622078
>power let's you be intangible to most conventional methods of attack
>can literally flay flesh from bones
>lameshit
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>>94632734
If he didn't want to be called the black Spider-Man, then why did he decide to wear a black Spider-Man costume?
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>>94618253
There would be no X-Men if the O5 never existed.
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>>94634688
>Clearly doesn't read the comics
Because he tried that and everyone got mad at him. Plus his costume is objectively cooler than the original if you ignore the fact that it's a classic.
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>>94618253
I like Damian, Kamala, Evan and Dust. Or at least their initial appearances were good.
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>>94618253
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>>94632734
See he says that, yet Bendis still only writes him as the black Spider-Man because that's what he made him to be.
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>>94634755
>>Clearly doesn't read the comics
No shit, sherlock. Did you know most people ask questions to find out about something they don't know about, or is that too difficult a concept for your tiny brain to grasp?
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>>94634796
Post pics of Miles talkin about how hard it is being black
>>94634823
Holy shit does your brain have a sensitive trigger? I was making a joke like "look at this guy not reading the comics" why don't you take out your fidget spinner and calm yourself down.
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>>94626773
See that's what I'm talking about that looks great
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>>94618672
If all you care about is how they look just commission porn, faggot.
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>>94618780
And she wasn't replaced. She changed her named first. She still exists.

Unlike Banner, Stark, Rogers, etc
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>>94634919
>how they look
Most of them are writed as they look, retarded females > Gwenpool Squirrelgirl Riri Moon Girl America, or turbodykes Carol Kitty Pride
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>>94620686
fucking kek
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>>94623333
He's been fine so far. He is pretty smart with some kind of engineering degree and could only find work as a tech repair man. He ended up falling in with some super villain before being busted by Pym and Scot Ant-Mens.

He is totally new and shit as a super hero, but he tries and has a good heart. He's also smart and can build/invent stuff, which seems unneeded in Marvel universe, but there it is.
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>>94621651
>>94621741
Fuck you, Starlight is a better Mary Sue than Princess Mary Sue
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>>94623333
We should've gotten a new Giant-Woman instead
and no, Nadia doesn't count
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>>94636540
Should've just used Rita as Yellowjacket. I mean she survived Chaos War along with Swrodsman. It was super clear, even though Brevoort pretends it wasn't.
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>>94618253
Superman, if you know what I mean
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>>94619346
>All of those so we wouldn't have Suicide Squad (at least not in the form we know it as)
You do know that wasn't even the first line up, right?

We'd just end up with a shitty movie just with different characters to despise.
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>>94621817
>TV shit
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Wallace West, the two black Marvel girls and Damien yes.
The rest of them are ok
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>>94634693
The Nu5 were confirmed to come from a different timeline, so they aren't the actual O5. In other words, they can fuck right off.
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>>94618253
Just don't read them nigga. Not everything has to be for you.
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>>94627824
>the O5 x-men were a bad idea but they consistently get good artists (at least jean does) so it's ok

Or maybe those good artist can pour their energy onto something that's worth it, rather than wasting their time on trash.
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>>94618253
Damian's okay.
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>>94641204
That has nothing to do with this thread.
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>>94618457
>>94618479
So, reading this book almost makes it feel like a companion piece to Old Man Logan.
Especially that bit with someone that's not Deadpool seemingly killing all the other X-Men, and the villains all banding together to finally off the heroes.
Has Deadpool in this book killed any heroes that were for sure killed in other ways in Old Man Logan?
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>>94641864
Yes it does. The OP was clearly working with the idea (which he elaborated later) that these character shouldn't exist because he perceives them as pandering. Which they are, as with any other character made to appeal to an audience, which is just about any character in fiction. The problem apparently being that the OP isn't being directly catered to with these characters, and so their immature mindset immediately goes to hating those characters because they are not personally catered to them as a reader.
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>>94641935
OP here. I wasn't just talking about pandering. The image also has Ian Zola, Damian, the four other original X-Men that are time displaced, Jessica Jones, Nadia Pym, Speed, and Kid Apocalypse. Also, I had no problem with the Eli Bradley Patriot who was also a young black man.
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>>94618455
[[CASUAL ALERT]]

Black Wally is from the new 52 and predates the tv show. They actually made both him and Iris black because that's what they were basing it on, plus "diversity".
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>>94642110
You're a moron. They made the Wests black in the show in December of 2013. They introduced black Wally in comics in June of 2014 to coincide with the show.
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>>94619061
Snyder's pet characters are very annoying.
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>>94618710
>Just bring Jean back, have her discover that parts of the Void or Apocalypse are still in Scott's brain or Emma's controlling him and fix him.
That does fix Jean and it ruins Emma and cyclops. Jean should have stayed dead after Morrison killed her off. It was actually pleasant as she sent a message through space and time urging Scott to "live". Keeping her dead there would have made her iconic. Now she's just a joke.
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>>94644082
Morrison's X-Men sucked. Emma is bitch. Doesn't belong with Cyclops. Should be a villain again.
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>>94632685
Yes he did. Well it was put in his mouth by #WokeWaid.
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>>94630959
This book was better than it had the right to be.
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>>94618253
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>>94624843
Fuck everything above. I want all characters who harm dinosaurs gone.
Dinosaurs get special negative treatment in comics like they aren't just animals trying to survive. They get killed and beaten up and it never comes off as cool
What if it was a giant Labrador?
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>>94622614
But I though thay Christians are ok for Muslims
Atheists has to be purged tho
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>>94635457
He's also funny and good natured. I like him. He isn't forced.
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>>94618253
>Damian

shit taste.
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>>94618253
Flame Princess
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>>94622307
>Southern Baptist
Other than being rude assholes, what have they done?
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I would have watched this movie otherwise.
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>>94627981
He exists solely because of Samuel L Jackson from the movies
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>>94618412
>It's the new gay Indian Giant-Man
Does he poo in the loo?
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Does this guy still exist?
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Someone lend me a eraser for really big mistakes.

I FUCKING HATE THIS FLASHING PIECE OF SHIT. He seriously served only to do a neat undertale reference and other shit.

Him and Jasprose are my bane honestly fuck them.
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>>94645329
Nope. Muslims hate Christians and Jews with a particular passion. The Koran refers to them as the "People of the Book" because they say they lied about most things in the Bible. But of course they also hate all non-Muslims and apostates as they see them as unbelievers or infidels.
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>>94645511
He hasn't been seen in forever, but he was created to be hated. They were never serious about giving Spider-Man a sidekick.
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>>94646475
BURN THE HERETIC
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>>94618253
Miles and RiRi.
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>>94618253
Why cant they just make new characters instead of changing the old ones? They are literally trying to replace characters just like they are trying to change history
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>>94618253
I just noticed the Muslim characters are attacking the gay characters.
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This is dumb. Young avengers, kamala, Jess and Damian (actually has a decent following even if you hate him) aren't that bad. The rest are universally hated except in normies circles but you cofags have really stooped down to really pathetic levels.
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>>94648265
Explain what's decent about them.
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>>94645385
Thank you. She fucked with Ralph for so long, that I did not feel bad about her car being destroyed
>sarah silverman is funny
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>>94619346
>All of those so we wouldn't have Suicide Squad (at least not in the form we know it as)
We would have a Suisicde Squad with even more Batman villains.
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>>94618544
What did you like about Jane before she became Whor? I always found her obnoxious even when she was just a nurse hungering to be Donald Blake's cock sleeve.
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>>94648265
You're just jealous because your hate-collage isn't as nice
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>>94618507
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
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