TT: We describe our jobs/occupations with /co/ pics and gifs

>>94558520
I'm at work right now on mobile so I don't have it on me

But you know that part in Spongebob where he holds up the name tag of the grocery store worker and it contrasts with his unhappiness? That one is perfect for me

>>94558648
i know what you mean

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Not employed now, but I ended up working at McDonald's for a while recently and I hated every moment of it.

Pretty much like the Krusty Krab, shit boss and an annoying co worker.

>>94558628
Philosopher?

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Me on the right

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Every single one of our clients comes in polite and thankful. In two months time they turn into assholes.

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>>94558520
Though honestly the fuckers would probably want me to do it.

>>94558746
Unemployment, living with rich relative.

Is my guess

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Guess you kids can't guess where I work

>>94558746
Manager.

>>94558819
home deport?

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If anyone can guess then I am amazed

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>>94558520
It helps that this is my job.

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>>94558520
tech support sucks

>>94558932
Factory floor?

>>94559060
If you're than one German who always spams >da burrs threads I would have to guess farming simulator technician

>>94559187
Not him.

But I do Work as media relations for the Bears

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>Getting paid 35 bucks and hour
>Bosses forget I exist, and don't give me any new jobs
>Getting paid to shitpost for the rest of the day.

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Dumb clients that keep touching the meat.

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>>94559204
Shit man I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully one day you can move based Jay Cutlet and find success.

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Except change hat with plate

>>94559351
Have....have you not heard?

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One day Anubis is gonna get me.

>>94559381
WAIT WHAT WHERE HAVE I BEEN

>>94559351
Cutler was cut last year and has retired and come out of retirement since. He's the Dolphins QB now

>>94559437
Fucking hell I have not been paying attention.
>Miami Dolphins Quarterback Jay Cutler battles critics, diabetes

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>>94559288
>>Getting paid 35 bucks and hour

>>94558932
Customer service?

>>94558932
Something that's Unionized

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pretty sure this applies to anybody ITT that works retail

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>>94559288
>getting paid 35 bucks an hour

Where do you work?

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>>94558520
easy

>>94559288
>Getting paid 35 bucks and hour
Where the fuck do you work

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>>94559288
So this basically you right?

>>94559498
>>94559576
>>94559682
A company that has 10 years of backlog work to be done and filed away; and desperate to get it done this year.

>>94559797
Yes

>>94559898
Damn man, so you're in IT in a company full of 50-60 year old computer illiterates yes?

>>94559898
How the fuck do you get ten years worth of backlog

>>94559566
Retail worker here, pretty much

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>>94558520

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I work at a local vidya store. It has its bad days, but honestly it's a pretty sweet gig. Owners are very cool and lax, pay is above most other jobs, and the work can barely be described as such. I can listen to the music I like and text people whenever. Plus I get to talk to actual human beings. There's worse jobs to have during school.

Plus, it affords lots of spare time to post in threads like this, read, or play my 3DS.

>>94560094
One of those upper/middle management types

>>94560090
Dispatcher? Or officer?

>>94560134
officer

>tfw you want every job you enter to be just a little shitty because you subconsciously crave toil

Almonds are a strange thing...

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>>94558520
Government benefits give me a lot of time to jerk off is what I'm getting at.

>>94560149
Neato. Hope you stay safe out there. The social climate isn't the best at the moment.

Does the job give you time to have a decent personal/social life?

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>>94560149
>officer

>>94560169
>The social climate isn't the best at the moment
>outside of 3 cities in the entire United States of America has literally never been safer to be a cop
Do go on

>>94560169
it's relatively safe
just occasional unpredictable homeless people who might try to take you to the ground or spit on you
I never had a social life
>>94560189
getting discounts is pretty nice

>>94560131
I'm not sure

>>94559926
More like a software development company that has to keep track of all it does to sell locally and internationally.

>>94559947
You have someone write protocols on how to file and track your work, ignore it, then let the work pile up for a decade before realizing you probably should have done what he said.

>>94560206
I meant more along the lines of getting thrown under the bus by sensationalist media.

>>94560255
Interesting, interesting. Best of luck with all the work fampai

>>94560257
Elaborate on your position here. Put in words exactly what you meant by >getting thrown under the bus by sensationalist media

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>>94559926
Actually to go into more detail, I am not in IT, but I could fit in there easily if I wanted to enter the interdepartment Game of Thrones

>Each department carves out their own fiefdom, constantly fighting each other for more power in the company.
>IT and R&D reign like total monarchs in the building I'm in. Nothing can be done without the approval of at least one, and they hate each other's guts.

>IT veterans wrote the language that codes all their products and lord it over everyone
>Joining them means making enemies of R&D and QA

>Currently QA has been charged with cleaning up this mess, and I'm working in QA directly under a recent IT defector to get it done

>Because it is a defector, IT does everything in their power to slow the process down

>QA feels pressure from both IT and R&D to both finish and hold the project.

>IT wants it stalled so they maintain their position while R&D want it done so they can get to work proper

>Manufacturing meanwhile is in the next building over complaining that they lost power twice.

>No one listens but QA.

I want to stay out of this. Only way to do that is to do what's assigned to me, and wait for further orders from my boss. Because once you start playing the Game, it will never let you go...

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>>94558520

>>94560361
I'd rather not derail a cozy thread with an unrelated topic. I've said my piece, how you feel about it is up to you.

>>94560462
MR.BONES OFF ME

>>94560131
How would he even know?

>>94560390
Once you play the game of departments, you win or you die.

>>94560390
Good lord, man. Reading this makes me thankful for the simple job I have with only a handful of co-workers on equal footing.

From the outside looking in it sounds pretty entertaining, but I'm sure if you're in it it's hell.

>>94560434
Student?

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>>94560583
Yeah. This one is more accurate.

>>94558819

that insurance company with the annoying and non-sequiter skeletor ad?

>>94559566
I'm a nurse and this applies to me.

>>94560612
I don't have any teacher related memes saved but this one more or less works

>>94560556
It's also way they're offering 35 bucks an hour to me. If I had 5-10 more years of experience in the field, I could ask for more. I know some getting paid 70/hour to work on their protocols that conform to China's standards

>>94560679
What's it like to be a writer for the newest Ghostbusters, anon?

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>>94560691
>China
>Standards

>>94560612
lmao

>>94560691
>China
>standards
That's a good one

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>>94558520
Public health program administrator.

>>94560679

So what happened on that ONE DAY, Anon?

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For real though, clean your fucking teeth.

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>>94558520
Leader of a white nationalist organization. sieg heil!

I dont have a picture or gif to describe it, but I have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBttkzysVns

>>94560770
no

>>94560756
>>94560703
Uh, what?

>>94560784
How's summer vacation going, I'm sure your mom would be disappointed if she knew what you have saved on your computer.

>>94560797
What cartoon/comic is that?

Manager of a hardware store.
And it's not so much that it can't be done a lot of the time but everyone wants a 5 dollar solution to a 50 dollar problem.

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>>94560832
fug

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>>94560825
did i hurt your feelings?

>>94560849
Seems like I struck a nerve, download (4)

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>>94560874
you wish kikeboi.

>>94560722
>>94560732
Silly I know, but they require an insane amount of paperwork before they let you sell your filthy foreigner products in their country or open a branch of your dirty gwai lo company on their sacred land. Hard enough reading English legal documents. Try reading the Chinese ones.

Brazil is almost as bad. Almost.

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>>94560905
EPIC comeback my man, put that jew in his place

>>94558819
at the morgue?

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>>94560770
>all these people not flossing and complaining about bleeding

>>94560927
I wish I had saved that greentext of why you never want to work with Chinese companies, basically they're so cheap and exploitive you never make a good deal with them

>>94558828
Literally me.

>>94560993
Well it's not so much working with a Chinese company. It's working with the Chinese government to get an okay to do business with its people.

And it's not up to me to decide, it's for the guys up top that watch the interdepartment war and not do a thing to stop it.

>>94560679
You staple things?

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>>94560993

>>94561041
Exactly what I was looking for, thanks man

>>94560905
>>94560963
samefag trying too hard.webm

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>>94560963
oy vey! bad goy!

>>94559077
Is this Clarence?

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>>94558520

>>94559563
I didn't know you were still alive, Rocky Dennis.

>>94561296
Is it safe?

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I never want to hear you fucking retailfags complain about your shitty jobs again until you've endured manual labor on a daily basis.
>universally shit pay (unless your job's either unionized as fuck, or you're running a high risk of killing yourself just by showing up)
>you get shit hours (you'll either get worked to death and get paid in peanuts for it, or you won't ever have a dependable schedule that you can survive off of)
>drains the fuck out of your energy/will to live, and will reduce you to a limp carcass during any downtime you can afford to take, like weekends
>your resume will read like a strongly implied criminal record, and there is no way out
You don't even get very /fit/ doing this shit unless you've been at it for years, either. I'm in worse shape now than ever because I constantly resort to fast food for every meal because my lunch breaks are generally 20 minutes long, and by the time I can go home I'm too swamped to cook anything more complicated than a quick box of noodles. Fuck grounds-keeping, fuck tree work, and a double-fuck on anything tangentially related to construction.

>>94561179
Uncle Grandpa

>>94561454

If it helps, I spent two years in the Wal Mart parking lot.

>>94561454
Sorry for your struggles,man. Manual labor is a nightmare especially during the summer.

>>94561491
>currently work outside in Texas heat
>switched from an amusement park to the zoo because of proximity to my house
Dunno what the fuck is wrong with me, working in the heat feels like death.

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I make and sell weapons

>>94561569
What kind? Firearms? Knives?

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>>94561569
Alternatively this.

>>94561481

They fired you?

>>94561576
Firearms. Bolt action rifles to be exact.

>>94561589

No, I quit after a week of being the only one out there, expected to collect the carts on both sides of the store, and constantly blowing me off with "we're still looking for other people to hire".

>>94560390
So many things can be solved with fight clubs.

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>grocery store cashier that would do anything for a MF office job

>>94561606
Sure thing, bud. Drilling and tapping scopes isn't 'building'

>>94560420
Yeah that's because you're just spouting meme words

>>94561653
Well I mean we do that, but what about machining actions and chambering/installing barrels?

>>94561684
For fucks sake, has the trade gone so downhill you call fixing the factories fuck up building?

>>94561702
No, we have a cnc machine where we make our own actions.

>>94561614

Are carts that hard that you quit after 1 week of doing them all the time?

You know I don't think I've ever seen girls do them, aren't they automated now with those machines?

>>94561784

No, two years of doing it.

And the machines are only good for helping you get them back to the store entrance. You still gotta physically push them back in.

And yeah, some stores get girls to do it. Last year one of the stores in my area hired a furry to do it.

>>94561662
>meme words

Jesus dude, take a break from the internet for a bit.

>>94561816

At least you got buff right

I work at a mental hospital so every kids cartoon could sum up that experience

>>94561851

Eh, a little. But that was five years ago so...you could never tell now.

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>>94558520

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>>94558520

One of those.

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Same job, same amount of work completed, but I keep the ship afloat at $20/hr.

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>>94561911

>>94561883
>had to call the cops three times for people jacking off at the computers while volunteering at my library
WE HAVE WIFI AND BATHROOMS JUST DO IT THERE

>>94561934
Works on commission?

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>>94558520

>>94561945
At college when I didn't have wifi at my apartment, I used to go to a quiet library, log into Google Reader, load a ton of porn tumblrs into the cache, then go home and jack off there. Good times.

>>94561969
Yep.

>>94562051

wouldn't it be easier to just save all the porn to a flash drive? Then you wouldn't need to make a trip if you got the need to seed.

>>94562075
Eesh. Tell me you're doing something for a stable income on the side

>>94561982

You're a former spokesman for a beverage?

>>94562096
>implying flurries with neetbux and the occasional whale with an actual job aren't the most stable source of income
Literally all jobs but farming and skilled machining labor will break down in the event furries stop having money to send to a stranger on the internet

>>94562086
Probably, but I like novelty more than I like individual images or stories and don't like having copies of porn on local media. Also I was on campus most days anyway.

>>94562239
Drawing for furries does seem lucrative but what about your soul?!

>>94561831
>no rebuttal
G-g-get of the internet

>>94562096
Nope. 4 years now. It's hard to save up anything, but I've managed to stay afloat so far. Can't imagine doing anything else.

>>94562308
You work at the coat check at the finest restaurant in town?

>>94561931
The sequel to Florida Man?

>>94562346
What about insurance?

>>94562302
If you're already into it you might not need one.

>>94562392
As in, medical insurance and pensions?

>>94562452
yup

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it fucking sucks bros

>>94562491

A cable guy? A washed up comedian?

>>94558819
Marketing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR35EkkB_p4

>>94562456
Public healthcare and stuff, I "only" have to pay monthly fees.

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>>94561454
>>you get shit hours
the worst fucking part

>>94562538
Metal salvage. I basically junk cars for a living.

>>94560134
How many times do you guys cover for each other when you do illegal shit, or beat up a random mexican because you don't like their face? You can be honest here, it's all anonymous.

>>94562689

Ah, the Birthday Skeleton! You must be really busy.

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>>94562538
This would be a more accurate image.

>>94562630
>>94562715
Cool. Ever worry about flying scrap?

>>94562646
Beating up a Mexican isn't illegal though, might be animal abuse but even then.

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>>94561535
>worked lifeguard at six flags
Never again. I changed ethnicities in 1 summer

>tfw my only real prospects are janitorial or working at the local grocer
Stay in school.

>>94562522
Door to door salesman with glass bones and paper skin who's secretly a conman who preys on retatds? Also you're a fish?

>>94562740
Not really, my boss is a safety nut, which is honestly a good thing. Full protective gear provided: hard hat, glasses, cut-resistant gloves, coveralls, boots. Worse we've had in past couple years was a guy get a good cut on some sheared rusty steel, and hard to get stitches and a tetanus shot.

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>>94558520
I'm the computer janitor

>>94561606
How do I be you

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It's mostly weedeating desu but that's harder to find

>>94558676
So, uh, could you get me some bitcoins plox?

>>94558751
...Spider-Man?

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Metrology for manufacturing is basically "it works on my machine" the job
The CMM works just fine, maybe you shouldn't try to shit as much pieces as possible you asshole

>>94562930
I finished college and those are still my prospects. Don't just stay in school but also have drive and some direction.

Also don't become an art major.

>>94558932

Nurse?

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Tomorrow I'll start in my first job. What should I expect?

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I never used to find Dilbert funny at all as a kid, but now as a Programmer it is funny as shit to me. It is dead on accurate to my job experience.

>>94563683
soul crushing disappointment

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pretty simple. middle school though

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>tfw /co/ doesn't work
I hope you kids graduated highschool

>>94563663
I didn't even technically finish middle school desu. I really deserve my fate

>>94563745
>I hope you kids graduated highschool
___xD___

>>94563683
Congratulations anon.

>>94563683
A small box where you 1/3 of your day away to support the other 2/3.

>>94563748
I don't really know your circumstances but I hope you can still succeed in life. You can also try going back to some kind of school to get training for a better job eventually if you truly feel hopeless.

>>94563745
I'm Scruffy from above. B.S. in Facility Management paid for by the company while apprenticing.

>>94563818
I appreciate the sympathies, anon. I've been trying to find the time to get my GED. It's never really hopeless.

>>94560390
Man I know your situation, but its funny to see a completely different power dynamic in a software company vs. why job. Try having a QC (Quality control) alongside a QA.

>>94563732
the actual teaching of middle schoolers is super rewarding, because they're at an age where you can still wow them with cool books (I teach ELA btw) but the rest of the job is ugh
>professional development days at random times
>5 different meetings every week
>every little thing is micromanaged by administration because they never wanna let teachers do their thing
>4 different programs adopted including Capturing Kids Hearts and AVID. They pay for these so we have to do things adhering to those.
>lack of communication even though we're grouped by color teams. teachers being catty bitches
>most kid's parents are fucking retards who only give a shit when their kid slips into the red. Why the fuck aren't you keeping an eye on your kid's progress?

I swear to god if I didn't love the content and the students I would hate my life. We don't get paid nearly enough

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>jobs/occupations
Oh yeah. I should probably get one of those soon.

>>94563968
I always hear that the meetings and school politics are the worst parts of being a teacher. I also mostly here that here.

It's kind of surprising how many teachers I've seen on 4chan. Makes me wonder if any of my old ones browsed this place in the early days.

>>94561454
>tfw about to pour a dickload of cement in a few hours

triple fuck night shifts dude

>>94564468
>tfw all construction jobs in my state are 14 bucks an hour and have at least consistent hours
It was comfy when I worked it, would hate to be paid minimum wage for that though

>>94564381
>It's kind of surprising how many teachers I've seen on 4chan. Makes me wonder if any of my old ones browsed this place in the early days.
the high school I went to was 1-to-1, which means that every kid got a laptop. definitely saw one of my teachers on /a/ once

>>94563707
>>94563789
I cannot wait to ruin my life beyond limits!

>>94563779
Thanks, anon.

>>94559060
B. . . Bear?

>>94558932
unemployment office?

>>94564588
>get job as professional bear
>max out charisma points
>accidentally claw human to death
>talk my way out of getting fired but really making bear noises

>>94563748
How does that even happen?

>>94564640
Sir Bearington is that you?

>>94564747
Long story short
>suspension from public school
>home school
>gets too expensive
>truancy sucks here apparently
And here I am.

>>94564808
Suspension or expulsion?

>>94564852
Suspension. My parents pulled me out.

>>94564931
You don't deserve the fate you got. Your parents caused it. I'm guessing you still live with them

>>94565002
lel Yup. My dad says it's the second worse decision he's ever made after marrying my mom. fucking kill me

>>94564640

>trash talk TF2
>get cracked open

>>94565045
Ouch. Here's hoping you can find a way to live on your own at some point.

>>94558520
>implying that's a real job

>>94565069
Thanks. It's gotta happen eventually.

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>>94561454
I feel your pain labourbro, but service ain't always gravy. Problems that shouldn't exist (but do) because the company shouldn't have fucked up like that (but did) that you then have to deal with (but can't) are not an uncommon experience - working in service has taught me that most companies are held together by exactly enough red tape as it takes to get to the next legally dubious mistake and/or idea.

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well technically Im on the support staff now.

>>94561454
Worked at my hometown's waterpark for one summer, I can attest to shit hours (fuck 50 hour work weeks)
The labor itself was piss easy though. Dick around sweeping up random trash one hour, wipe off tables the next, mop shit off the bathroom floor one hour, go empty all the trash cans the next. The only hard part was that the trash compactor was on the opposite end of the park from the area I was assigned.
The heat surprisingly wasn't so bad, free sunscreen and water jugs in the prep area helped. And at least once every two weeks they'd let me leave early either because of rain or because we just weren't busy enough.

Sorry for no image.

>>94558766
...Coro?

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>>94561454
>spent my days breaking concrete
>the only other places that want to hire you are other manual labor jobs
>even if you do get a call
>almost impossible to try and convince your interviewer that your skills transfer over well
>people say go back to school
>night classes only mean an AA will take about ten fucking years
>too drained to do well anyway
Fuck that. I thank whatever gods will listen I got out, even if I do make even less now. AC is a gift I'll never stop appreciating. I'm never going back. I'd rather die.

>>94566202
I'm curious as to what support entails here.

>>94566314
What do you do now?

>>94561816
What do you do nowadays, Boco?

>>94566393

Lets see, the official title is...Fraud Prevention QA.

Its basically copying and pasting for four hours, then fucking around on the Internet for four hours after lunch.

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>>94561454

I guess I can relate to this. Used to work on a duck farm, now I wrench on tractors for 9 hours a day. Pay ain't bad though, $21 an hour.

>>94566465
What kind of resume/experience do you need for that?

>>94566588

No idea. I got the job as part of the Autism Awareness program.

They take autists and give them nice repetitive jobs that no one wants/has time for.

>>94566668
Wish these 4chan insults were true sometimes. At least I could get work.

>>94559288
oh you must work at Ford

>>94565712
You're a cameraman that works live television?

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It's not a bad job, except that we work into the worst opioid addicted region of the United States.

>>94567433
well that's unfortunate

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this is the only example I could find

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>>94566389
Night staff at a one of those domestic shelters for women. Basic upkeep, a few security checks. Make sure no one kills each other. I'm basically there to make sure everyone feels safe, and I'm pretty good at my job. Pretty sweet gig. Plus, I'm taking a few classes at the college and I can spend the day with my family. Like I said, heaven.

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At this point I've begun deriving joy from fucking with people that try to make my job harder than necessary.

>>94560390
Do you work for Amazon by chance?

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>>94559288
Are you me (but better paid)?
>be me
>literally the only tech/engineer/math guy at insurance brokerage
>turned a pdf into a powerpoint using some online thing
>5 min job, max
>get offered lunch for doing it
>coworkers don't know what I do
>coworkers don't care what I do
>coworkers think I'm magic
>don't get invited anywhere because I don't work with them
>whatever, got a 7.5% raise this year while the rest got 3%

I get to see clients take them to baseball games and fancy dinners while I sit at my desk

I'm Wade, man

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I'm the banker there.

>>94567687
Ever had a robbery?

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I deal with a lot of people overseas

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Why can't they just leave shit alone for two seconds holy fucking shit

>>94561481
were you lost?

>>94567716
Not me.
Co-worker did.

Sad thing was we are in Minnesota and it was during the worst day of winter. Guy was homeless and only did it for a place to stay so he didn't have to be outside in -20 weather.

Is Walmart a terrible place to work? I've been thinking about trying for a stock position or something.

>>94567530
It isn't too bad for the most part and most of our customers are very friendly, but you will have people stalk your workplace, just so they can break into it just to steal pain pills. It happened to the place down the street from us.

All in all, it's a nice job. Alright pay, benefits from work and a cool, but very dry, workplace. It's just the fact that you worry about robberies is the worst part.

>>94558834
Starbucks?

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Well pic related would be me if i ever fucked up on the job.

>>94558932
A NEET?

>>94567827
I can't even shop in Walmart without having my soul sucked out of my body.

>>94567827
Depends, how adverse are you to the idea of suicide?

>>94567931
Think a local grocer would be better?

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>>94558520

>>94567827

Yes. Yes it is.

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I'm a warehouse manager

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Closest thing I can think of.

>>94568006
>>94567955
>>94567931
Well shit I guess I'll go to the job finders or whatever they're called.

>>94567957
Easily.

What would be one for coder?

>>94568063
You're Twitter?

>>94567827
One of my friends is a manager. He says the money's good for management positions.

>>94567957
It generally is, same prices for groceries too. Everything else gets ordered through gearbest or aliexpress

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Tech Support for State Department

Actually don't mind the clients much, but my coworkers make me want to go on a rampage

>>94567827
Wal*Mart has a high turnover rate for a reason. my friend worked there for four and a half months before he left, and he had some stories to tell.

>First of all, you're dealing with the public and Wal*Mart doesn't have a good reputation for having smart customers, prepare for dumb shit

>Second, management see's you as a body, not an investment. So prepare for bad shit to happen to you, even if you didn't do anything to deserve it.
One time, upper management told lower management to fire some people, just because there WASN'T any firings/infractions that were taking place in their department.

>The third most important thing, they will not work with your schedule, even if you told them of your school/college schedule.
My friend went to college and he plainly told Wal*Mart of the days he had to go there(Tuesdays and Thursday nights). For two months or so, Wal*Mart understood that and worked with his schedule, then they decided to say "Fuck it, let's just ruin his studies for fun." He really tried to make it work, but once his grades went down, he quit. Didn't even give them a two week notice and just quit that week.

Now he works at a Kawasaki plant and makes 14 dollars an hour, with PTO. Lucky bastard.

>>94567957
Anything is better than Hel*Mart. But yeah, local grocery stores are pretty ok. I work in one and it's not that bad. management understands that treating your employees in a good manner get's good results.

>>94567675
Why does the CS and IT field hate black people? I get a fucking STEM degree and all I get is "no experience" aka "lol fuck u nigger".

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>>94558520

>>94568193
I didn't know the president used 4chan.

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>>94558520
Physics GTA

>>94568343
He probably shitposts on all the heavy traffic boards.

I've been a NEET for 4 years and I want to stop. What do I do? My degree is worthless (BA in English) and that's why I got into this position in the first place.

>>94568242
Thank you informative anon. I'll avoid it like the plague.

>>94568155
Graphic Design.

>>94568261
Too many diversity hires fucking them over.

>>94568413
Use your knowledge of the English language to con laymen into parting with their money.

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>>94568433
BUT POO IN THE LOOS ARE TOTALLY FINE DESPITE NOT KNOWING SHIT

>>94568413
Go to some Asian country and work as a tutor. Also do not fall for the local women meme unless you are pumping and dumping.

>>94568466
turnover's pretty high at the White House right now senpai

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kill me

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>>94568493

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>>94568502
>office
>8 to 5
>no weekends

if I kill you do I get to take your job?

>>94568481
Poo in loos are cheap as biscuits and generally quiet, blacks are either too demanding or they think they might say some stupid shit about race relations and get the company in trouble. You'll find work eventually, maybe not respect until a while but what can you do.

>>94568502
Spongebob really seemed to capture the feeling of dead end jobs for a lot of people it seems. Lots of SB related images in the thread.

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>>94568571
>Lots of SB related images in the thread.
I wonder why

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>>94558520
this may be to vague

>>94568599
mob enforcer or jehovah's witness

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>>94568538
I really shouldn't complain
>$16/hr (but I live in Massachusetts so it's not actually a lot of money)
>can work my own hours, which are how 9:45-5:45
>BCBS PPO plan
>dental (shitty but it's there)
>profit sharing (got $1200 bonus today from profit sharing)
>boss likes me
>easy data entry job
I think what's wrong is I was a NEET for years and I loved it

>>94568599
Security guard?

>>94568547
>Poo in loos
>generally quiet
Nigga, I work for AT&T Customer Care and I can tell you some fucking stories.

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Closest thing I can think of to represent at least where I work.

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>tfw being a theater usher ticket taker for years
It may seem minuscule, but messing up a ticket tear while the theatergoers are staring at you a foot away can still make you skip a heartbeat.