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Post stupid, unfunny shit Marvel has done in attempts at humor.
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>>94550965
We all miss Hitler, Johann. We all miss him.
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>>94550965

Not gonna lie, that's legit funny
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>>94550965
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The Red Skull was literally some random bellhop until Hitler plucked him from obscurity and turned him into the most terrifying Nazi officer ever to live though. That is actually a completely legit thing for Johann to say.
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>>94550973
That is the most phoned in shading I have ever seen
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>>94550965
why doesn't he just rez hatemonger if he misses him so much?
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>>94550965
But this is funny, and what the hell is this thread? Is that the most interesting thing you could come up with? What, are you an idiot or something?
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>>94551000
Ach, it's not the same with a CLONE, ja?
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>>94550965
Thats actually funny. This however, is fucking retarded and insukting to their villians
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>>94551015
MARVEL
COMICS
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>>94551015
>implying MODAAK shouldn't be president

i'd vote for him desu
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>>94551090
Modok isnt a fucking orange bigoted idiot who hates science
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>>94551100
Correct, and that's not Modok. It's MODAAK. Mental Organism Designed As America's King
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>>94551015
This could've legitimately been funny, if it wasn't just a cheap shot about Trump hating mexicans
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>>94551100
And god do I love him
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>>94551100
>fucking orange
What do you have against people of certain skin colours, anon? Are you a racist?
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>>94550965
This would be more funny if it was just the first sentence, brevity is the soul of wit
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>>94550973
to think this wouldn't be acceptable today
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>>94551126

The big problem is they lack subtly. Comedy only exists to mock politics but for fuck's sake
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>>94551172
What, retards should be gassed. Dont tell me SJWs are now fighting for little potatoes rights
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>94551205
That would be the biblethumpers AND the slws
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>>94551205
The term 'retard' when used to describe a mentally stunted person was deemed offensive long before the concept of SJWs arose.
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>>94550965
Except this story was pretty funny.
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>>94550973
Censored swearing in comics always makes me laugh
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>>94551270
grawlix is inherently funny
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can someone here teach me how to troll properly?
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>>94551261
What issue is it from?
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>>94551010
Hatemonger isn't a clone, it's Hitler's ghost.

Besides, Johann is about three fiddy clones at this point. I think he may even be a clone of Steve Rogers now.
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>>94550965
It's pretty funny because redskull calls out to God as if he actually exists
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>>94551147
Fake tan means a fake man.
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>>94551015
why the fuck is he eating nachos
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>>94551261
>cheesey german accents
>a christmas carol involving nazis
my god, where did marvel go
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>>94551757
Why wouldn't he be?
Nachos are great.
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>>94551757
he's Batman

>>94551779
>cheesey german accents

it's like you don't even elf
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>>94550965
This is funny. And Hitler was a fucking suicidal whiny bitch who was clearly in the closet.
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>>94551806
I get it, anon.
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>>94551779
OH JEEZ! WHY IS MY FAVORITE COMIC COMPANY IS DOING A JOKE ABOUT REDSKULL! I going to write a Essay to why insulting nazis is a sin and degenerate thing to do! Or I might kill myself!
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>>94551757
likely a reference to the taco bowl tweet
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>>94552449
god that fucking tweet is so god damn stupid
who falls for this shit
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>>94551806
But I thought Batman did not eat nachos.
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>>94552359
You sound triggered that everyone realizes Marvel is now shit.
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>>94552470
Who cares

While you niggas cry about tweets, fucking shadow wars are going on in Capitol Hill and beyond
His twitter account is the pinnacle of PsyOps and fuckin normies fall it every time

You don't even own your own opinion
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>>94552557
you know i can't even tell if you're joking or if you're one of those really fucking stupid people who keep influencing our politics
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>>94552574
Yes, I'm Antifa
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>>94552557

It's funny when the same people who keep calling him stupid will never stop calling for his ruses.
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>>94552557
>>94552574
>>94552673
people can build entire careers over replying to a trump tweet, he started banning people on twitter and now they want to sue him over that
the irony of trying to sue donald trump over getting banned on twitter completely lost on them
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>>94551702
Gwenpool Holiday Special 2.
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>>94551015
look guys, he did it
he posted the thing
what if trump was modok guys?
holy shit my sides
this is the worst marvel thing ever
I better post it every day
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>>94552987
No, this is the worst Marvel thing ever.

If these people actually did their jobs, stuff like that would stop happening.
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>>94550965
I win
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>>94550965
Pic related both for OP and because it's from the same story
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>>94551779
You're implying that comics weren't always dumb when Mrs Marvel gave birth to her rapist as early as issue 200.
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>>94553063
>when Mrs Marvel gave birth to her rapist as early as issue 200.
Not him but this already sounds stupid without even reading, but please elaborate.
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Hitler was a kind, devoted man who was bullied into suicide. All he wanted was a world without international Jewry, but hurtful comments and the Russian army made him feel like he had to take his own life.

Speak out against bullying. Do it for Adolf.
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>>94553043
She's cute
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>>94551015
Where is this even from? I see it shared around everywhere but I've never actually read where it came from.
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>>94553118
And /co/ thinks /a/ waifufags are bad
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>>94553171
I'm here from /a/. It got too retarded, so I'm taking a breather.
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>>94552987
Naw not the worst
But it is a great sign of how unabashed Marvel is with injecting their personal politics into their media

Don't use your commercial medium to cry about someone you don't like because reasons
Save that shit for your blog
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>>94550965
Why has the Red skull made more and more sense the more time passes? His immigration speech was freaking on point.
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>>94553145
It's from Spider-Gwen, I'm pretty sure.
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>>94553116
Lol Stalin was Chad
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>>94553212

It was.
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>>94551015
Remember MODOG?

He was a cheap replacement for MODOK who wouldn't shut up.
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>>94553114
Read Avengers v1 #200.
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>>94550965
Gee Johann, if you want Adolf inside you so much, why don't you just eat the Cosmic Cube?
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>>94553114
One day Ms. Marvel wakes up in her third trimester, which is shocking because she skipped the first two. No one knows why. She gives birth, and the kid quickly grows to be an adult man named Marcus. He explains that he's an interdimensional being who needed to be born into this dimension, so he did it through a woman he though was cute, and he wants to take Carol back to his world to be his wife. She's against it at first, but he uses his psychic powers to make her more receptive. The Avengers congratulate her on her marriage as the happily hypnotized Carol goes off to be his fucktoy.
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>>94551100
>Trump hates science

>Wants to start space colonization and is starting a space branch of the armed services

Oh wait, you're one of those "Manmade global warming" retards
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>>94553245
HAIL HYDRA! Before you come to arrest me, German "intelligence services", this is a parody post, Also Hydra aren't real Nazis, pls think before storming on my house for "hatespeech" or whatever thanks
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>>94553212
>>94553245
Unless I'm mistaken, he was a charlatan didn't actually believe most of the stuff he was saying. He played to their base emotions and desperation for the sole purpose of turning them into a band of murderers/cannon fodder.
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>>94553248
>MODOG
now i'm imagining a giant spurdo head
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>>94553303
NO, you are thinking of Trump. The Red Skull actually believes what he is saying but he doesn't give a shit and just want to use the people as human bombs.
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>>94553273
And this isn't a porn parody? Cause it sounds like one.
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>>94553307
That was pretty much him.

Only he was always ranting about Genocide and Capitalism and he had be made by the Advanced Genocide Mechanics.

Tony got annoyed with him and threw him into space.
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>>94553279
>Trump hates science if not used for evil
Better?
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>>94553285
>>94553285
>>94553322

>attacking the man and not the message
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>>94553331
It's the best Ms. Marvel story ever.
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>>94550965
Hitler had a very specific humor. One time when he was giving one of my grand uncles the diamond spade order, he asked my grand uncles if he knew from where his last name came from. Grand uncle got weak in the knees said German. And Hitler told him that it isn't true, that Jeske comes from Joshua, which means he is the direct descendent of Jesus and Mary Magdalen. Grand uncle thought that in a second the L.St are going to take him out any second, he only hoped that being an SS officer they will let him shot himself. Hitler seeing his fear only claped him on the face, and said "only a joke mr Jeske" and everyone laughed. Grand uncle on the other hand thought he would shit himself any minute, lucky he was so nervouse before the whole met with Hitler, that he has not eaten anything for a day.
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>>94553365
That is Germany for you, also it is illegal to have a opinions and express them on social media, shit is getting nuts. Also loved the touch in the Red Skull speech mentioning the banks, if they named the merchants it would have been a perfect speech reflecting our reality.
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>>94553020
getting milkshakes isnt a crime anon
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>>94553390
Spike Milligan, fuck yeah.
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>>94552574
>I'm an intelligent city person who doesn't need to read the news like rural and suburban retards
Well why didn't you just say so.
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>>94553378
I somehow doubt it but i'll read it anyways.
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>>94553412
??? My name is Karl Jeske son of Andreas, son Of Johnan, son of Otto.
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>>94553411

No one said it was.

They merely deserve to be fired for what a horrible job they do. The fatty frosted treats are irrelevant.
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>>94553390
HAH!

Good ole Adolf! What a kidder!
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>>94553245
This is unironically true, how the hell could someone be stupid enough to deny this?
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>>94552470
Everyone did. That's why there was no press on the real event that day: the negotiation of terms for Mike Pence's attachment to the campaign.
They got him as a clean slate candidate and his ancient statement on electoshock therapy got such a phoned in reaction that no one became capable of genuinely hating him like 45% of people do Trump (not to mention probably 60% generally "not liking" him).
It was the most basic iteration of 4d chess.
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>>94553245
White trash, always so easy to manipulate.
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>>94553378
Only because the original writer saw nothing wrong with it and it took like five years for it to be fixed in any way while the public was calling him a weird fetishist.

And then they called out the shitty writing publicly, via an X-Men book.
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>>94553700
Because it's so true they had to do a random 180 the very next page where they all randomly become suicide bombers.

Y'know, just so you know "haha everything he said is wrong, don't believe him haha"
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>>94550965
>Post stupid, unfunny shit Marvel has done in attempts at humor.
You might as well storytime all of Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Or all of Bendis' Guardians of the Galaxy. Or anything Chip Zdarsky has written.
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>>94550965
You kidding? Issue of the year no doubt.
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>>94553245
>>94553212
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>>94553799
Joker has no opinions on immigration.
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>>94553833
Joker is proud to be an American

He'd probably be all about blowin up Mudslimes
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>>94553762
http://jimshooter.com/2011/12/avengers-200.html/
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>>94553854
>another casual who didn't read A Death in the Family
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>>94553854

Then he should do that instead.
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>>94553854
Old Joker yeah, someone post him wailing on Red Skull.
New joker is too busy picking which part of his body he'll mutilate.
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>Marvel tries to be liberal
>only manages to attract Cletus and his legion of inbred children
lol
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>>94553886
Selling bombs to muslims isn't the same as letting muslims into your country
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>>94553245
It's just Red Skull working a crowd though.
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>>94553940
It also isn't the same as embracing Shia Islam, becoming an ambassador of Iran and trying to bomb UN in Iran's name just because you thought it was funny.
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>>94553985
That doesn't mean that what he said is 100% accurate.
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>>94553285
The absolute state of Deutschland.
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>>94554026
It doesn't matter what he says. He's trying to get you on his side for his ulterior motive. And it's fucking Red Skull saying this shit.
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>>94551241

that's retarded
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>>94554026
How do make this simple?
He is evil, he is using your beliefs against you. The fact that he getting to you is great. You are easily a sheep to extreme right-wing propaganda.
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>>94553985

Thats irrelevant to how right everything he said was.
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>>94554095
I am talking about the validity of his arguments not his motives. All I care about is his insight not his solutions. And he is right. Hitler did nothing wrong, again this is a joke post pls don't come into my house hatespeech police
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>>94551241
The campaign against a word that was nothing but a schoolyard insult happened concurrently with the rise of the SJWs. It was one of the first flexing of their cultural muscles, and a demonstration of the gullibility of the masses towards their tactics.
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>>94554118
Not saying he isn't evil, that doesn't make his argument wrong. The validation of an arguments comes from the same argument and not from outside of it, attacking the argument he makes because the Red Skull makes it isn't a valid counter argument.
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>>94553773
>western and American nationalists/chauvinists
>becoming suicide bombers
Is Nick Spencer retarded?
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>>94554095
>it doesn't matter whether what someone says is true or not, it matters who's saying it!
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>>94554169
He is a Liberal, so make your guess. Also I am pretty sure he thinks AR means "assault riffle".
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>>94554129
>>94554155
What is his argument then? And what insight. All he is saying is us and them. And they they are oppressing us.
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>>94553410
>implying the problem with our country is caused by a specific (((ethnic group))), rich or poor, when it really is being caused by a multicultural group of bankers and other .0001%ers who put short term profits ahead of everything else.
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>>94554185
what someone says doesn't matter at all. what someone does should be the only reason to side with or against them
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>>94554169
>western and American nationalists/chauvinists
What, are you retarded? They weren't nationalists/chauvinists, they where hydralists.
>>94554185
I still don't understand how Americans thinks that Sanders was the madman who would inspire violence and ruin America.
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>>94554118
>dude ad hominem is valid when we do it lmao
Okay, but enjoy losing the midterms next year.
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>>94554207
Those are the merchants anon, but mentioning the banks is a good start.
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>>94554169
Left always projects. They call trumplets violent and then they go and burn down half the city and loot working class shops and burn their cars.
Socialists always claim that capitalists oppress the working class and then they go and slaughter millions of them etc.etc hundreds of examples.
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>>94554227
>I still don't understand how Americans thinks that Sanders was the madman who would inspire violence and ruin America.

because half the country was against him winning since he went against their political beliefs and the other half were trying to rig the game in favor of their roman reigns so he couldn't stand a chance
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>>94554155
Then we started talking about politics. Again, Go to your home.

>>/pol/
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>>94554227
he believes in spending money to save lives and raise the standard of living. that he would rather see tax money spent on that than more wars and corporate bailouts makes him the second coming of the USSR
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>>94554185
My post didn't even attack the veracity of his claims. He would have used facts or any lie if he thought it would help. And while in this situation his claims are grounded in reality he's still only saying it for his own ulterior motive/gain. He's not trying to help fix the issue. He just picked one that he thought would appeal to the greatest amount of people.
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>>94552470
>who falls for this shit
Americans
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>>94554231
Neck yourself, you fucking right-wing scum. And go suck on trump dick.
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>>94554227
>I still don't understand how Americans thinks that Sanders was the madman who would inspire violence and ruin America.

It's a joke, Anon
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>>94554300
I would but it seems he is too busy raming down your liberal throat and it seems he will keep doing it for the next 4 years at least.
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>>94554227
>They weren't nationalists/chauvinists
The speech he gives looks like it's being used to paint Red Skull as an allegory for right wing modern ideologues. Accepting this, the crowd must also be an allegory for "unawakened" Americans/Brits/Whites/Euros. While the speech is fairly accurate (if lacking specificity) to many modern right wing talking points, it goes without saying that the behavior of Red Skull's audience doesn't reflect even real life NatSoc.
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>>94554355
8
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>>94554296
>his claims are grounded in reality

That's all anyone was asking.

We weren't asking "will you Allah ACKBAR yourself for the glory of Hydra?"
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>>94554296
>>94554387
>his claims are grounded in reality
Not in America
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>>94554300
Losing sounds exhausting desu.
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>>94553285
>the city of Sweet Home Allemagne
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>>94554367
fixed
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>>94554387
I would Allah Snackbar myself for the glory of Hydra!
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>>94554393
Yeah, they are, when he starts talking about the US.
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>have an American relative
>lives in Germany now
>loves it, will never go back to USA
Best relative ever.
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>>94554420
fuck me
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>>94554387
No one was asking anything. Now what do you do with the information assuming it's true.
>>94554393
America consists of 50 states. I'm not going to just assume that because the issue being brought up doesn't occur in the bible belt isn't happening elsewhere.
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>>94554436
>hating freedom so much you go to live in a radical left police state
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>>94554393
>He doesn't know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajkAP_M4ZAM&t=0s
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>>94554448
see
>>94553700
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>>94554436
Don't criticize Merkel, you might get V&.
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>>94554429
The thing is that America can't use the
>We won't accept refugees because they might be terrorists
argument because refugees has to go through so many screenings and agencies to be allowed to settle in America. If a terrorist disguised as a refuges somehow makes it through the FBI, NCC and DHS then chances are he won't enter as a refugee in the first place.
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>>94554461
america sold all its freedom wholesale on the international market for a tin of magical 'idea killing' beans
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>>94554480
I don't get it.
Why would they want to turn America into just of shitty as a place as where they came from?
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>>94551241
Which is retarded because the term has existed in other contexts long before that such as in computing, mechanics, and plumbing.
Also by the time people got their panties in a twist over the word it wasn't even being used in reference to the mentally handicapped anymore, it was being used to refer to people that were acting stupidly.
The words "idiot,moron,and mongoloid" have also been used to refer to the mentally handicapped yet nobody objects to their everyday use.
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>>94554355
>>94554374
He seems to be wanted to fuck you up with his healthcare plan.
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>>94554299
If you don't live in Hungary or Poland then you've got no place making fun of Americans.
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>>94551757
Why not?
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>>94554541
Don't you work? Don't you pay your own fucking healthcare? Or even better doesn't your job pay for your healthcare? Get a fucking job.
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>>94550965
I read it in droopy's voice and chuckled
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>>94554516
No, you just sent them on the basis of "Islamists claiming to flee Islamists who are only doing exactly what Islam tells them to do, by definition, are not refugees, they're part of the problem."

He's absolutely right about the border and state of "tolerance" in the country.
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>>94554564
create some fucking jobs and end the underemployment crisis
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>>94554487
It's seemed to be a rhetorical question and wasn't posited towards me but alright.
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>>94553020
why are they all posing with slushies?
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>>94550965
That's funny though
Oh is this a /pol/bait thread?
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>>94554551
She had it coming. It is obvious that sexual emergencies of the poor refugees come first than any right any non refugee person has. If anything He should be allowed to rape her again for all the problems the system put him and even send him to jail, What more do you want? You fucking racist.
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>>94554595

Presumably, that's what Marvel's entire editorial staff does instead of working.
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>>94554585
Get a fucking degree, we need engineers like yesterday maybe if you didn't study liberal arts you would get a fucking job.
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>>94554608
/pol/ bait
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>>94554614
Marvel has an editorial staff? Then why garbage like America is still being made?
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>>94554530
It seems similar in a basic sense to the Islamic "conquest" of Britain, Germany, France, Sweden, etc. in that it is merely to spread influence.
They don't seem to care that it's a shithole as long as it's THEIR shithole. Why these Aztlan fucks care more about retaking the Mexican Cession territories via demographic displacement than the massive issues in modern Mexico is bewildering to me.
>mfw one of the speakers in the video is a prof at my university
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>>94554625
You act like Degrees are just falling from the sky, you fucking puppet.
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>>94554530
>Gib stolen clay
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>>94553285
Sorry friend but you're already under arrest
Merkel and Achmed will be by shortly to confiscate your house and children
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>>94554645
IT does if you apply yourself. Then again I doubt you have ever taken a serious course and only went to college to party and ended up as a drop out or even worse with a liberal art's degree.
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Fuccccccccccc
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>>94554654
Take my wife, I don't give shit, for all I care you can train her to be Mohhamed new wife or whatever but leave my children alone.
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>>94553896
>someone post him wailing on Red Skull.
That never made any sense to me, the joker doesn't care about anything why would he be patriotic?
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>>94554625
>just pull 45 grand out of your ass and go to college if you want a livable wage so bad
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>>94554679
>MOMMY STATE ISN'T PAYING FOR MY EDUCATION ANYMORE

Keep crying, faggot.
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>>94554702
did you forgot this all started with me wanting a job?
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>>94554227
>I still don't understand how Americans thinks that Sanders was the madman who would inspire violence and ruin America.
It was a joke son.
That said if Sanders was elected he would probably find himself in the same position that Trump is in now, completely impotent to affect any changes he wants because nobody else likes his ideas and will block him at every turn.
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>>94554677
Because the Nazis has no sense of humour
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>>94554720
Go out and suck some dicks, opportunities are everywhere you just lack the will to actually look for them.
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>>94554677
because its hilarious
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>>94554736
sucking dick gets you nowhere when there's more dicksuckers than dicks to be sucked
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>>94554740
I got an engineer degree and my parents were poor as shit, it isn't hard if you actually focus on important shit instead of bullshit like "dreams" or "things you like". Get fucked if you didn't make it you didn't really want it.
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>>94554677
Joker is too popular to risk making him into a nazi sympathizer.

Think about it, they make Joker politically correct/neutral for marketing reasons.
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>>94553245
I think what makes it seem convincing is the fact that there is some element of truth to it but it is ultimately false. He assumes in his argument that refugees as a whole have a motive/or are engaging in this manner (not he is making a blanket statement that ALL refugees are just as bad as the rapists and murders) instead of just the fact that in most cases these are individuals committing crimes and the govt. doesn't properly integrate the rest of the people into the community thus causing a lot of friction. By allowing the refugees to retain their own identity while still understanding and not acting out any practices that are taboo in the larger culture you can curb tensions and crime dramatically in those communities. For his third panel he's assuming the govt. is okay with what's happening (they aren't, more or less they are just incompetent) and then further acts as if the govt. is rewarding those who commit crimes instead of trying to offer the excess supply of food and shelter many nations have (the US is a big example of this) to those who have had their homes destroyed, not necessarily to those among them who might commit crimes against the pop. Also just because refugees come to a nation doesn't mean it's permanent per se, they're waiting for their country to stop being in a state of chaos before coming back (like with a leader who actively oppresses/murders them, NK being a pretty standard example).
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>>94553245
>>94554776
As for the second to last panel some people will refuse refugees simply out of hatred for their culture/race (the bigot part) without any real justification or by appealing to things like that it is an attack on their community specifically, you can for instance be a muslim but not a radical just like ever christian is not part of the Westboro church, As for the bankers, well, I'm not saying the left doesn't have some huge shills but it in recent times it has been the right that has allowed these things to happen, so I guess you're stuck hating both side? Look, not saying liberals don't suck a lot of the times and there are certainly a lot of idiots who don't understand the arguments they are spouting but doesn't mean they should be thrown out without really looking at them.
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>>94554516
>because refugees has to go through so many screenings and agencies to be allowed to settle in America
There is currently no way to properly do that since many of the countries these people are coming from don't provide records on them, that is what the "muslim ban" was all about putting a blockade on immigrants from certain countries until their governments would provide detailed records on their citizens for immigration officials.
>If a terrorist disguised as a refuges somehow makes it through the FBI, NCC and DHS then chances are he won't enter as a refugee in the first place.
You're also forgetting that background checks can only tell you if a person has a past history with terrorist groups and is utterly incapable of telling you if a person is a terrorist sympathizer and will commit an act of terrorism later after getting into the country.
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>>94551126
>This could've legitimately been funny, if it wasn't just a cheap shot about Trump hating mexicans

Oh so it is supposed t'be Trump!
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>>94554776
>rewarding those who commit crimes instead of trying to offer the excess supply of food and shelter many nations have
Are you serious? Like fucking really? You really think there aren't homeless or hungry people in America? When was the last time you actually checked the facts? Like HALF the country could be consider poor depending on how you define poverty. There are like over 40M people on fucking food stamps.

America should focus on solving the issues of its citizens first then wonder if they can help others.
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>>94554541
>he relied on Obamacare
>>94554585
Many people voted for Trump because, though not certain, it is at least possible that he will incentivize private corporations to move many of their foreign outsourced jobs back as well as the deportation of the estimated 10+ million illegal aliens to open up domestic outsourced jobs for American workers.
Shit takes time, and the corporations will probably need influence other than the fed.
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>>94554729
Sure they do
Like "How many jews does it take to shade a lightbulb?"
>>94554739
granted
>>94554772
But making him a mass murderer and rapist is kosher?
Also that comic came out long before "political correctness" was even a thing.
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>>94554840
The homeless and hungry issue is not in any way caused by a lack of food or shelter you fucking retard.
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>>94554840
>You really think there aren't homeless or hungry people in America?
we produce enough food and have enough unoccupied housing to take care of all our homeless thrice over
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>>94554883
>>94554903
Then why not solve that first before trying to help out others? It is fucking retarded and people only advocate for that for social brownie points.
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>>94554868
>But making him a mass murderer and rapist is kosher?
>Also that comic came out long before "political correctness" was even a thing.

being a murderer is less offensive than being a racist
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>>94550965
>A man sadly remembering how a dear departed friend of his could cheer him up is considered "humor" to Marvel
Look, I'm all for making fun of Hitler as much as the next guy, but the bad guy being depressed about the death of his friend and mentor isn't really a joke, it's just sad.

I mean, imagine Cap saying "Days like this, I wish Martin Luther King was still alive. He always knew how to cheer me up. God, I miss that guy every day." and tell me that it's still a joke.
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>>94554921
>being a murderer is less offensive than being a racist
Liberals are fucking retarded.
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>>94554769
>I got an engineer degree and my parents were poor as shit, it isn't hard if you actually focus on important shit instead of bullshit like "dreams" or "things you like". Get fucked if you didn't make it you didn't really want it.

I didn't want to become engineer? I just using it as a example, some people are poor (Like your parents) and can't get out of it. Again, go fuck yourself.
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>>94554868
>But making him a mass murderer and rapist is kosher?

Yeah. Maybe not the rape thing. People are simply too used to violence now which is honestly scary. But Joker saying something racist? Internet uproar over a fucking villain.

PC stuff was always a thing though, it's just more prominent now since young people are in favor of toning down everything instead of just out of touch ol people.
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>>94554840
>>94554920
>You really think there aren't homeless or hungry people in America? When was the last time you actually checked the facts? Like HALF the country could be consider poor depending on how you define poverty.
No, I completely agree with you that we have a shit load of poor/homeless people, that doesn't mean we don't have an excess of food or living space, merely that these resources are never given to the poorest of people, some try to enact laws to help (on the left and the right) but they are constantly struck down (again, by both sides). Also 'poor' is relative to where you live, 30k is poor in new york but is totally livable here in Texas. As for how the US should fix it's problems first, you can do multiple things at once without diminishing the quality of each task. Fixing poverty in the US will require massive reform in things like education, not just blanket giving the poorest people food and then doing nothing, though this is sufficient for refugees, give them the enough to live and not any more.
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>>94554950
>wahhhh what some people have what I don't
>I don't want to work for mine
>wahhhhh state solve my problems
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>>94554960
I was right, look at that >>94554921

Even if he's falseflagging you just know there are tons of people who unironically think like that
What a world where we live in where saying a naughty word or being a dick towards someone is more shocking than brutally maiming someone.
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>>94553773
>a random 180
He's the fucking Red Skull, did you expect him to make genuine attempts to improve the country and not just try to break it down until he could rule it?
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>>94554944
>portraying Hitler in any light other than inhumanly evil or embarrassingly deprecating
Bad goy
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>>94554944
I don't think you understand what Red Skull and Hitler's relationship was.
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>>94554993
It's been a while, but doesn't the comic go straight from that page to his cronies prepping suicide vests? I don't remember any transition from the speech to what's straight up fantasy.
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>>94555038
Yes, that is what happened, my point is why would anyone expect anything different from the Red Skull? And more importantly: why would ANYONE expect anything different from Marvel citizens?
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>>94554790

If you think raping and torturing people to death in the name of a genocidal child rapist prophet is in any way comparable to the Westboro Baptist church holding up signs about they hate gay people, then there should be an actual Muslim ban.

As in, no entry for Muslims from any country whatsoever.
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>>94555058
That's fair, but it goes against the comic's merit that it shifts from what is more-or-less talking points of the modern nationalist right to suicide bombing without showing what ELSE Skull said or did to encourage those actions. As it stands, it looks like the speech itself is inspiring suicide bombing, and that's just silly.
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>>94554993
No, the "random 180" is where a bunch of people against immigration immediately strap on suicide vests and blow themselves up, despite none of them being Muslims.

It's even less believable than a supervillain having a gigantic red skull for a head.
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>>94555125
Marvel citizens are retarded sheep, nothing is too out there for them to do.
>>94555120
>As it stands, it looks like the speech itself is inspiring suicide bombing, and that's just silly.
See, I'd agree with you if anyone besides the Red Skull made that speech.
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>>94554864
>Many people voted for Trump because, though not certain, it is at least possible that he will incentivize private corporations to move many of their foreign outsourced jobs back as well as the deportation of the estimated 10+ million illegal aliens to open up domestic outsourced jobs for American workers.
Shit takes time, and the corporations will probably need influence other than the fed.

If you truly believed there was even a small chance of this happening outside of a few isolated, small scale instances for lip service, you're fucking retarded.

Are any of the Trump/Trump spawn clothing lines made in America? No. Not that I would think his voting base would know that, Dollar General and Walmart don't carry the Trump lines.

Shit, the guy even went overseas for his wife. Couldn't give a hard working American gold digger a shot. Had to outsource that job to foreign workers too.
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>>94555059
My point was that you shouldn't judge a group by it's worst offenders and not that somehow these people are at the same level, I knew I should've said the inquisition but I felt that was an old example and doesn't reflect modern Christianity. But yes, I agree people who do that are awful but that is the belief of radicals and not moderates and they shouldn't be punished for the actions of said radicals. Here's possibly a more relevant example, I support gun rights in general, however many on the left argue that gun rights should be curbed because some gun owners decide to commit a massacre. Do I think that's wrong, of course, but I don't think punishing responsible gun owners is the solution, more so the fix is to make sure guns don't get into the hands of lunatics.
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>>94554826
>There is currently no way to properly do that since many of the countries these people are coming from don't provide records on them
Which means that these people don't get to enter America in the first place.
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I have opinions on things being said in this thread, but it has become /pol/luted and I choose not to be party to such faggotry. Good day, sirs.
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>>94555031
Very homoerotic?
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>>94555171
Okay, not denying Red Skull's own motivations, but I need to see what connects these two parts of the story or it just doesn't work. Skull's speech can't simply inspire terrorism because it's Red Skull giving it. We need to see what part of his speech itself that inspires terrorism and I just don't see it here.
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>>94550965
I agree with you on that one. It's not funny, it's fucking depressing, because I too actually miss Hitler on days like this. And with days like this I mean every fucking day.
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>>94555200
>Are any of the Trump/Trump spawn clothing lines made in America?
I don't like Trump but that is retarded argument. Mostly because of how the rules of business works, any business that can make more money by making shit oversees and selling their shit in America will do so because the primary goal of a business is to make money.

So the true argument should be if Trump did anything to shutdown those rules that benefits those that basically outsource their cost and gain their profits from Americans. Of course he hasn't solve nor he will ever solve it since he is owned by the same people that benefits from the status quo.
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>>94553043
You do.
Deadpool kicking the shit out of her was the best thing ever done with the idea.
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>>94554759

It will if you're the best at sucking dicks. Anyone can suck a dick but few can do it well.
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>>94555212
100% of Muslims follow the teachings of a genocidal child rapist, whose countries always end up steaming piles of shit regardless of location, or wealth.

If you're not willing to judge a group by its texts, it's leaders, or it's results, then you have absolutely no room to judge Nazis either.

Because hey, only the extremist radical minority of Nazis killed Jews. :^)
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>>94555248
What inspires it is that Marvel citizens being idiots. They have a completely blind and irrational hate towards anything that even mildly upsets them. If it was revealed that Red Skull didn't even actually tell them to blow themselves up I'd believe it. Just look at how they've always treated Mutants.
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>>94555125
>immediately
the montage indicates it takes several months of indoctrination, and even bothers to have the guy whose thoughts we're hearing say he only managed to go through with the suicide bombing because after doing nothing to stop the people who succumbed to the indoctrination quicker and that left him suicidal
seriously, hydra is a cult. its common knowledge what cults can and have done to take ordinary people and make them choose to die
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>>94553063
A dark day for Carol Danvers fans everywhere
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>>94551015
My issue with this is that the dialogue doesn't even resemble how Trump speaks. The man has a folksy tone; he wouldn't prostrate about 'foreign filth' like he was some kind of evil overlord.

I don't like the guy but damn if we gonna parody him we should do it right.
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>>94555265
I mean, I think the former implies the latter, but you're right. Implication does not make for a strong argument.
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>>94555265
But you can't exactly go and yell 'America first, America should not outsource it's production' while you yourself outsource all your products. It's called being a Hypocrite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNPro_8UbpA
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>>94555324
>>Carol Danvers fans everywhere
>>Carol Danvers fans anywhere
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The greatest white American population boom was only made possible with extensive government welfare supporting its citizens. If you care as much about declining white birthrates as you say you do, you would support policies that reflect that, rather than telling your white brothers & sisters to "get a fucking job" when the entire game has been stacked against them from the top down. Any attempt to justify otherwise just proves how brainwashed by your zog overlords you really are.
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>>94555313
Please read a history book, I'm begging you. Please find your information from sources other than shitty MSPaint infographs you find on /pol/. Even /hist/ would be beneficial for you, my god.
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>>94555212
Not the anon you are talking but one of the issues is that people don't understand Islam and the real issue with its "radicals".

What do you consider a radical belief? Like for example taking the hand of thief is a radical belief? How about whipping women or even kill them because they were unfaithful? How about the belief that those that live the Muslim faith should be executed? Do you consider this radical belief? Do you even knew this were accepted belief by the majority (over 50%) of Muslims in the Muslim world? Do you not see a problem with this?
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>>94555300
if I was better at sucking dick than the legion of underemployed graduates with 3-5 years relevant experience and half a dozen glowing professional references I'd be able to skip employment entirely and just get a rich sugar daddy
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>>94555313
>whose countries always end up steaming piles of shit regardless of location, or wealth.
The Ottoman and early Caliphate where doing very well for themselves, until conservatism fucked up the former and Mongol the later.
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>>94555326
its the fucking red skull. that is how he always speaks. he is literally an evil overlord bent on world domination starting with america.
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>>94555326
>The man has a folksy tone

That's a real nice way of saying he talks like an idiot.
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>>94555398
Mohammed married a 9 year old and consume the marriage when she was 12. The less you can say is that he was a pedophile.
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>>94555320
The montage makes it look like it happened in a matter of days.
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>>94555200
Easy to criticize anyone, but what are you doing? It's intellectual laziness to look at people doing anything to put their own interests in their government again. The choice was either the chance for that, or no chance whatsoever, and following demographic shift to make changing course nearly impossible.
Trump probably won't accomplish his promises because they were either bullshit for votes, simply forgotten, or getting fucked over by establishment Congressmen like McCain.
However, the fact that he was even elected at all shows that the American people are not entirely lost and delusionally suicidal. We have a growing nationalist and traditionalist movement among the youth. For example of this cultural wake up call, the RAISE Act may not pass the senate (shit there are congress members who we can barely convince that illegal immigration is illegal) but the fact that it was even able to be introduced and with the backing of the POTUS at that.
You'll have to go far and wide to find some moron who thinks Trump is perfect or ideal, but he is a sign of slower decline at absolute worst, when the other options just want to jump off the cliff.
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>>94555324
yeah, all 5 of them
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>>94555476
Gotta make sure even you can understand him
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>>94555326
this isn't a trump parody in the way you think it is.
if it was a trump parody they;d depict him as incompetent, without a plan, and probably retarded

the message being sent here is 'if people were so willing to really behind a guy like trump just because of the macho-nationalistic speaches he made, imagine what would happen had a genuinely evil and conniving villain been going around making those same speeches to those same people but with a much worse agenda'
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>>94555398
>provide no arguments
>no sources
>literally just educate yourself, shitlord
my god
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>>94555313
Lebanon is doing alright
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>>94555398
You literally have no argument and are super butthurt. No one should ever take advice from you.
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>>94555529
you read it wrong
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>>94555317
If normally idiotic Marvel citizens are going to be used to to strawman Nick Spencer's ideological opposites, then the whole thing seems really juvenile.
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>>94555505
Everyone did it back in this era, Europe had a long tradition of fucking children.
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>>94555398

I'm not sure why you assume I haven't.

The strategy ISIS is employing is highly similar, except none of them needed to claim to be a prophet to gain enough initial support to get the conquest ball rolling.
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>>94555324
>Carol Danver fans
This is better than "I can't fap to children" post.
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>>94555639
He assumes because he has no argument and must resort to ad hominem
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>>94555634
Wow I know Libs are trying to normalise pedos now but this is taking it a bit to far
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>>94555313
>100% of Muslims follow the teachings of a genocidal child rapist, whose countries always end up steaming piles of shit regardless of location, or wealth.
Do you really think all muslim follow the word of the Quran to any reasonable measure? Also considering ancient muslim civilizations were comparable to the greeks I don't see how you can make a claim that they ALWAYS end up like that. I also guess countries like Saudi Arabia don't exist either?
>If you're not willing to judge a group by its texts, it's leaders, or it's results, then you have absolutely no room to judge Nazis either.
So because the bible has some super fucked up shit in it too I can apply those blanket statements to Christians, right? As for the leaders and results there are muslims who have local communities (in fact a large portion of them do) that don't do anything that deviates from the norm (at least in america) so if I were to judge them by their actions and leaders then they'd be that same as any other person more or less.
>Because hey, only the extremist radical minority of Nazis killed Jews. :^)
You do know the Nazi party didn't start out like that, right? A lot of those guys fled the country and what was left of the party were the ones who actually committed the holocaust.
>>94555403
I'd say there's a difference between people committing violent acts within a community and enforcing it on peoples outside that community. I don't know if a majority of the muslim world believe such things, I agree that they are bad, but my point is that the existence of such beliefs doesn't preclude the ability to allow refugees in a nation, if anything it just highlights that we can allow refugees in but the govt. needs to communicate the social norms and laws to the them so that they may be properly integrated.
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>>94555542

And yet we still have his supporters going around telling us what he "really" meant whenever he says something really embarrassing. Has there ever been a "straight-shooter" who has needed this much clarification?
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>>94555634
And some still do but we didn't turn them into our fucking messiah.
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>>94555534
>We have a growing nationalist and traditionalist movement among the youth.
It's not hard to understand why, the younger generation is more and more absorbed in video games and the internet, meaning for the most part they want to be left the fuck alone by everyone except the few people they choose to associate with. Being constantly told to give a care about shit they have zero connection with gets tiring, especially when they're paired with threats of being attacked on a moral level (such as being called a bigot).
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>>94555625
You're just one step closer to realizing that Marvel has never been good when citizens are involved.
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>>94555634
>Europe had a long history of fucking kids
>So its okay if brown people do it now
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>>94555668
The people who do it now follow our messiah.
>>94555683
who said anything about now? We are talking then
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>>94555665
Gotta make sure that even the double-thinkers and newspeakers get it.
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>>94555703
Yeah but not by example, you can't find records of Jesus fucking children. Maybe hookers but never children. Mohamed on the other hand.

It is factual to say that muslim follow the teaching of a child rapist, get over it.
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>>94555603
>same hair length in all panels
>same two shirts two panels later
>same undershirt one panel after
Even with the "after that night" line, it looks like this took place over 1-2 days.
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>>94555703
>who said anything about now?
The people whose countries are being overrun with sexual emergencies, for one.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-south-asia-11217772
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>>94555601
>>94555582
>>94555505
So when you make claims so hilariously incorrect without sources it's a-okay, and when somebody tells you that your claims are so hilariously incorrect that you can refute them with a cursory google search, or god forbid an actual education, they've committed an unforgivable faux pas.

>"There is no sun in the sky! The Earth is flat!"
>"That's wrong, you fucking retard."
>"wooooow, so this is the best your """""liberal""""" education has to offer?..... heh, typical....."
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>>94555762
Mohammed marrying a 9 year old is a fact, as well that he fuck her when she was 12 and he was over 50.
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>>94555729
way too much shit happens to possibly all occur within the single week.
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>>94555662
>Do you really think all muslim follow the word of the Quran to any reasonable measure?
Given that anything else is punishable by death, according to their same shit book? Yes.
>I also guess countries like Saudi Arabia don't exist either?
It's one of the worst shitholes, even despite their wealth. They literally have a separate "religious police" to enforce Sharia in public places, so people can't celebrate degenerate western customs like "valentines day".
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>>94555726
But everyone was a child fucker back then, all these Greek philosophers we look up to? Child fuckers. All the Roman emperors we admire? Child fuckers. All the priests who guides us? Child fuckers
>>94555740
>Afghanistan is a country where Islamic values are cherished so I asked a Grand Mullah at the Shrine of Ali in Mazar-e Sharif - the holiest place in Afghanistan - for his views on bachabaze.
>"Bachabaze is in no way acceptable in Islam. Actually, it's child abuse. It's happening because our justice system doesn't work.
Read your own fucking sources next time you fucking idiot.
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>>94555762
>Implying the earth isn't flat

Why do you think no one is allowed to go near Antartica without special permission. Have you ever seen a picture of a satelite that isn't cgi? Wake up sheeple
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>>94555780
>whose countries always end up steaming piles of shit regardless of location, or wealth.
But that's wrong, you fucking retard. Don't bother bringing up points if you're just going to abandon them the moment shit gets dicey, it's embarrassing for you and whoever you have typing for you, because I assume you aren't competent enough to operate a computer.
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>>94555833
examples?
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>>94555808
Find a single source that says that Jesus fucked children. A single one. On the other hand several Muslim holy scriptures tell the tell of how Mohammed married a 9 year old.
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>>94555804
>Given that anything else is punishable by death, according to their same shit book? Yes.
>It's one of the worst shitholes, even despite their wealth. They literally have a separate "religious police" to enforce Sharia in public places, so people can't celebrate degenerate western customs like "valentines day".
These sorts of things hold in more fascist states than anything, outside in places like the US you won't see many muslims actually thinking that killing a cheating wife is okay. Also a developed muslim nation without Sharia law is Brunei
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>>94555787
>leave rally to go to tattoo parlor
>beat up some random spics with your new buddies later that night
>they then strap a bomb to your chest
Saying it happened over two days would be generous.
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>>94555833
>But that's wrong
Source?
>>94555808
>What is Taqiyya?
also
>wtf not every single muslim agrees on everything
Doesn't change the shit that "moderate muslims" refuse to report the authorities in the UK for instance.
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>>94555851
Somebody already told you, just scroll up. Please, you can't tell me you're just replying to the posts that deliberately incite you.

Failing that you can, again, just google "muslim empires."
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>>94555862
Find a single sentence in that post that says Jesus fucked children. A single one.
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>>94555931
>refuses to give sources in the exact same thread
Reminds me of that storytime where /co/ already talked complete bullshit about the comic shown above those very posts.
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>>94555931
And how many of those "muslim empires" didn't go to shit after the goodies from conquering civilised places ran out?
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>>94555922
>Source?
You first. Show me that literally every Muslim society has failed to produce anything of worth, because that was the claim. I am assuming you did literally any research before making such a claim, I've grown to expect the very best in internet discourse from you troglodytes.
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>>94555931
>Educate yourself SHITLORD

t. toasty roasty
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>>94555862
There are none, but as I keep saying fucking kids was something very common for a long period of time. We still look up to the ancient Greeks and Romans despite them being full of pedos.
>>94555922
>What is Taqiyya?
A term which you probably don't understand.
>refuse to report the authorities in the UK for instance.
What is bullshit
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>>>94553940
>Everyone was a pedo back then
True but even then we still demonize them now. Just because they did it in the past doesn't mean it's still okay now. Only the pedos of the 21st century use this fallacy to support and detract from the argument at hand.
>It's not true Islam you filthy kaffir!
If their "Justice" system is based on Sharia Law and adheres to muslim rule but still allows for kiddy diddling in CURRENT YEAR then your just a shitlord islamaphobe goy! Yeah I'm not buying it. America and other western countries have kiddy diddlers in church sure but at least when we find proof we nail them by their balls in one way or another. Going "not muh Islam" but standing idly by when they do it and deflecting using taqiyya is even worse as it's just two-faced oppression Olympics so they l look like a victim when they have the power to unfuck their situation and shield themselves by calling everyone bigots while they sit on their hand and watch kids get a kebab in the pooper.
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>>94554776
>For his third panel he's assuming the govt. is okay with what's happening (they aren't, more or less they are just incompetent)
Look up "sanctuary city".
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>>94555964
The first couple of Caliphates did great for hundred of years until the moguls.
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>>94555964
Oman. Bahrain. Saudi Arabia. United Arab Emirates. Kuwait. Qatar.
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>>94555979
To be fair, he said Brunei.

I looked up a little bit about it. It's a tiny country off the coast from Thailand. They improved economically after gaining independence from the British, but are still ruled by Islamic law and a government that hasn't held elections in 70 years.

They also don't have much terrorism, but also recently deported some people with links to ISIS.
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>>94550965
>>94555998
Also red skull is an idiot, if he wanted to see Hitler so bad he just could've gone to the moon
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>>94556036
No, any empire that has ever fallen, no matter how long it stood, is a FAILURE, you SJW cuck.
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>>94556024
>>94555922
>>94555740
Well here is a shocker for you people.

When the Taliban was in charge of Afghanistan fucking boys was illegal. What does that tell you?
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>>94555979
>>94555963
>>94556043
Actually, I was referring to >>94555450

Sorry scrolling up hurts your feelings so much, I'll try to be more sensitive next time, really.
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>>94556026
Then it's the local govt.s responsibility to properly integrate the migrate pop.
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>>94555968
>Show me that literally every Muslim society has failed to produce anything of worth
Not my claim.
I just want middle eastern muslims to stay out of western nations. Are all muslims of such a reputation that warrants such a reaction? Observably not, but enough are, and enough others cover it up and enough others remain silent of the issue. Enough to the point that I believe it is more beneficial to keep even the chance of such behavior out of our countries.
>>94555998
It's dead. Bury it.
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>>94553279

>space colonization
>space branch of military

Wait nigga really? Between that and him trying to revitalize American industry, he might not be so bad
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>>94550965
>Asks for unfunny shit
>Posts the funniest, most heartwarming thing they've ever penned

I'm getting some mixed signals from you anon
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>>94556098
The Space Corps is coming, anon.
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>>94555662
>I'd say there's a difference between people committing violent acts within a community and enforcing it on peoples outside that community.
Then why do you want that they get that power in european countries? Just like everywhere minorities will flock together for various reasons and create if not a ghetto at least a hot spot for them. We can see the results of that already for a decade. Sharia police like in London is only the beginning.
And in several countires around the world were changes visable the more they became. Hell, even buddhist monks call to fight them.
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>>94556079
>Not my claim.
Oh, but it was certainly your implication, if not your assertion. Why else would you say that? And really, try not to be a pedant this time.
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>>94556057

That the Taliban called dibs on 100% of boipussy?
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>>94555726
>>94555862
Wasn't there a period in Jesus life where he went out and committed every sin known to man?
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>>94556079
How do you feel about Trump saying we need to go after families of ISIS members?
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>>94556037
Why hasn't anyone refuted this yet? Hello?
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>>94551015
I find it funny how triggered you fags get from this
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>>94556157
No, you're thinking of freshman year.
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>>94555662
>Do you really think all muslim follow the word of the Quran to any reasonable measure?
Yes
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>>94556181
Because this isn't fucking /pol/, even some chumps can't resist taking obviously idiotic infamatory bait.
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>>94553285
Am I the only one disgusted by the fact that outside of America, Freedom of speech doesn't exist in most first world countries?
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>>94556128
I'm not saying don't crack down on that shit, if some group is starting up Sharia law within a community and that violates the laws of the country then by all means shut that shit down, but such pockets don't extend to every muslim community. I should've been more clear when I mentioned a difference to whom violence is committed, I mentioned that to try illustrating the differences between radicals with political agendas that extend to terrorism and extremists/fascists who operate within a community (you deal with these two groups in different ways).
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>>94555662
>>I also guess countries like Saudi Arabia don't exist either?
>using Saudi 'Fuck womens rights' Arabia as an example of a modern progressive Islamic nation
Saudi Arabia is a fucking backwards shit hole that needs to get liberated the fuck out of already.
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>>94556143
>certainly your implication, if not your assertion
Nope, read my last reply again. It's simply my opinion that allowing middle eastern muslims permanent residence and citizenship in western countries bring more costs than benefits to the people already living there. Countries like Britain, Germany, Sweden, France, the United States, etc.
>Why else would you say that?
Cuz if the claim was made, it wasn't me arguing that there's NOTHING positive to be found, again, just that there's too many negatives that comes with the mass immigration we've been seeing for the last couple of decades. The claim was that these societies are shitholes in the modern day (and frankly always were for any most nonmuslims), is that incorrect? You say it specifically said nothing of value, when that's not what I read.
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>>94553245
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>>94556277
Not really no, because only America is big on the whole freedom of speech thing. However even things like libel, defamation and threat of violence is not protected by the first amendment
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>>94553773
That's funny because the only people who do that are muslims, you know, the group they are against.
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>>94556037
>Saudi Arabia, Qatar
>even remotely okay
Don't know enough about the rest tho.
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>>94556077
>properly integrate
They either came here illegally, or they stayed past the previously agreed upon time they could stay. They need to leave. Why should they be exempt from following the rules?
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>>94554790
>You can be a muslim but not radical
This is actually false. The doctrines of Islam require you to be radical and the laws of any Islamic state (The places these people come from) also require it. Because of this the vast majority of Muslims are very bigoted. The majority of Muslims in the UK believe homosexuality should be illegal, 1/4 are for terrorist acts.
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>>94556311
That's what makes it especially stupid.
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>>94556310
>However even things like libel, defamation and threat of violence is not protected by the first amendment
Well obviously, and that can be argued. Meanwhile people are arrested in Germany for joining a facebook group.
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>>94556317
But they aren't shitholes, they're some of the richest nations on the planet. I wouldn't fucking live there either, that's not the point, I'm just trying to teach these mouth-breathers.
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>>94556279
Just remove muslims.
Thats the answer
No muslims no fucking sharia.
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>>94556376
Most stories I can find say that they are arrest because of threat of violences.
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>>94555662
Just stop faggot.
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>>94556291
Fuck off with this bitchass goalpost moving faggotry, what a fucking joke.
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>>94556404
They are shitholes, despite their wealth.

All this does is blow the fuck out of the argument that "islam only looks bad because what you're really seeing is economically disadvantaged countries", when it's bad, if not worse, in rich ones.
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>>94556359
You may want to get yourself checked out my delusional 14 year old friend
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>>94556485
Not gonna post the link to confirm it?
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>>94556310
>Not really know
Have fun living in a country without Freedom then anon.
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>>94556424
Hate speech has many various definitions it seems.
“The war and economic refugees are flooding our country. They bring terror, fear, sorrow. They rape our women and put our children at risk,” is apparently one of the hate speech posts.
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>>94556484
I didn't change my argument. I think there was some miscommunication somewhere here.
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>>94556510
>Posting verified facts makes someone delusional
Kek. It's still a common belief that women should never disobey her husband in UK muslims as well.
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>>94556578
Ok sport, post those verified facts of those. I'm super excited to see the same 3 /pol/ infographics you retards always post, let's see you post one from this year. I mean it should be easy to post an opinion poll from Muslims in the UK, after all they're verifiable facts.
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>>94556404
Yes yes, and Qatar is a beacon of human rights, right?
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>>94556510
You sure proved him wrong
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>>94556612
I don't go to /pol/. In fact, I am anti /pol/. That doesn't mean I have to like an intolerant ideology.
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/15/world/europe/poll-british-muslims.html
https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/pages/articles/opinion-polls.aspx
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>>94556404
>nation that crucifies a man publicaly
>not a shithole
>nation that uses loopholes to retain slave labor
>not a shithole
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>>94556376
It's illegal to misgender someone in some provinces of Canada.
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Oh shit I forgot about that.
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>>94556652
>https://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/15/world/europe/poll-british-muslims.html
>In an opinion piece in The Guardian, Mr. Versi, of the Muslim Council of Britain, said the survey had focused on some of Britain’s most disadvantaged communities. “Choosing specifically to poll in areas that are poor and more religiously conservative skews the results and makes them indicative of these areas and not of British Muslims nationally,” he wrote.
>He pointed to Sadiq Khan, a Muslim candidate for London mayor, Nadiya Hussain, the Muslim winner of a recent season of “The Great British Bake Off,” a hit reality show, and 13 Muslim members of Parliament as evidence that Muslims are “very much part of British society.”

Sunghee Lee, a professor at the University of Michigan with a specialty in polling hard-to-reach minority groups, echoed some of Mr. Versi’s concerns about the poll. She said there was a “mismatch” between the group of people who were interviewed and the national population to which ICM Unlimited extrapolated its results.

In an email, she said criticism of the poll was “unavoidable unless it can be shown that U.K. Muslims are similar with respect to outcomes measured in this poll regardless of where they live.” It was not clear that weighting the results had done that, she said.

A lack of information about the interviewers was also a concern, Dr. Lee said. Research has shown that respondents often give different answers based on how they relate to the gender, racial or religious identity of the people asking the questions, she said, an effect known as social desirability bias.

Martin Boon, the director of the polling company, defended the results, saying the survey relied on standard methods of researching minorities in Britain. He called it “the most rigorous research into the views of British Muslims for many years.”

Image being so stupid you can't read an entire article
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>>94556686
It's also illegal to blaspheme islam
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>>94556686
LEAFS
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>>94556726
>>94556652
You also linked an incredibly biased website "thereligionofpeace" as if this somehow backs up your claims as unbiased. I know the critical reasoning skills of /pol/ children is, you know, the critical reasoning skills of children but my god you need to think a tiny bit more for yourself.
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>>94556741

What happens if a Muslim misgenders someone according to his faith?
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>>94556652
Please archive clickbait
http://archive.is/IvFDL
http://archive.is/UCTRN
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>>94556769
Oh they are exempt of course
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>>94556769
Police probably sepukku's desu.
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>>94556764
Not him, but the Pew Research center is far better. They're a non-partisan data collecting group that operate worldwide on a variety of topics.

They also found that Muslims are shit.

http://www.pewforum.org/2013/04/30/the-worlds-muslims-religion-politics-society-overview/
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>>94556190
Nobody is triggered. Weird ass autist lmao
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>>94556849
>all those responses
>n-nobody t-triggered
lol
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>>94556057
They didn't do a good enough job and should kill themselves on that fact alome
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>>94550965
I dare any of the Gwenpool fags to post a legit funny page from that book
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>>94551090
I don't know if you're serious or not anon, but you're funny either way.
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>>94556883
>responses=being triggered
What a fuckin loser lmao
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>>94556849
>>94556883
>>94557058
kill yourselves
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>>94556883
So by your logic he triggered you into responding ?
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>>94556769
It's OK when they do it. Those rules only apply to cis white males.
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>>94553020
Hey guys, let's play a game: Kill, Marry, Fuck
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My kind of thread
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>>94550965
Has anyone made a master edit of all of Marvel's stupid fucking "Martha" jokes yet? I know Deadpool alone has at least three of them.
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>>94557671

Kill them all, Mary my 2d waifu, Fuck my hand.
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>>94554776
Poisoned Skittles, anon. It only takes a handful to ruin the bowl.
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>>94557727
>no "Is Red Pill time!"
You had one job.
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>>94553063
you're implying I give two shits about Carol
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>>94557585
Whatever journo it was who praised Squirrel Girl for having a black trans character months back is still one of my favorite moments of modern comics. Just the fact that someone had to say, "No... no, that's actually a woman by birth. A badly, badly drawn woman" fills me with so much joy.
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>>94550965
you must have some thin skin cause I find your pic hilarious.
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>>94556064
Those really aren't an example of being comparable to Greek. The Ottoman Empire was oppressive as hell with slave soldiers that ran because it was an imperalistic empire that constantly made war within itself and invaded Greece every few years to kill some villages.
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>>94558902
Cont. Tell me why you consider them great civilizations? Because Al-Razi was a wise man who had Greek and Roman texts from the Byzantines? Muslims have a lot of problems because they have no core theologians. Christians have monks and the Vatican who can be called upon or criticized at whim to get a discussion upon doctrine. Muslims fractured immediately because no heir was established and splintered further into groups professing their leader to be the new Muhammed.
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>>94556021
>We still look up to the ancient Greeks and Romans despite them being full of pedos

They weren't full of them. It was mostly a political thing started on an island after political dynasty's and other shit happened. Basically only rich people diddled their rivals friends. The kids were suposedly psychos because of how manipulative they were. Plebians disliked it.
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>>94556686
You can take away someones kids if the parents don't agree that the kid is trans.
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>>94554026
That's why it works so well.
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>>94558973
>Christians have monks and the Vatican who can be called upon or criticized at whim to get a discussion upon doctrine.

Catholics, Orthodox, and Anglicans do.

Come to think of it, this might go a ways to explaining why Evangelicals are so fucked up.
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>it has been zero seconds since we had a thinly veiled /pol/ thread
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>>94558555
>needing all that processing power for a random word generator
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>>94554300
stay mad, we're living rent free in that cranium of yours, it's oh so roomy too!
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>>94550965
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>>94556163

Depends on what "go after" entails.

Obviously the family of someone prone to certain views would have a rather high chance of sharing them.
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>>94560663
This is such a good exchange.

"LOVE ME! I'M YOUR SON AND A DELICATE, UNIQUE, SUPER COOL SNOWFLAKE!"
"Fuck you. You'll die like everyone else."
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>>94558555
God damn it, that Thor one fucking hurts. We are living in the Days of Future Past version of Marvel right now.
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