Voltron: Legendary Defender

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I'M IN LOVE WITH PIDGE!

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Shidge for rough hamster/banana ubermensch sex.

Galra are the latin lovers of the universe.

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>>94540416
So much for no more threads

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Commence with the galra and Pidge posting.

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>>94540533
Whoever was trying to make that happen was an idiot tbqh famalamborghini

>>94540533
Ops a newfaggot. We literally said no more threads until the weekend.

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>>94540502
>in love with a brother fucker

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Voltron finale. It confirms the real Shiro never comes back. (Pic is Kuron)
Listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI-Lukyr4UY

>>94540585
shoo shoo back to tumblr with you

>>94540585
Let's just make this thread as /vld/ as possible.

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>>94540585

Where else do you expect me to shitpost shidge? None of my friends approve.

>>94540601
I want to drag my tongue along Pidge's sweaty feet and then suck her big toe.

>>94540598
I can't wait until Season 4 happens and I can push Pidge/Matt like a complete faggot. Patt? Midge?

Lance has been raped by his relatives, school teachers, Iverson and maybe even by some guys from the blade of marmora and maybe even shiro.
He thinks that this must be his only redeeming quality and tries everything to prove himself wrong but always ever fails.
One day Voltron has to seek an alliance with a planet that wants a present. Lance offers himself and his services to the ruler to never return to earth again and live his life as a cumdumpster.

The others don't miss him when he's gone.

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>>94540551
Keith is worst boy, worst galra, worst girl, worst leader, worst paladin, and worst character.

>>94540599
Please stop this, Vedder.... We get it.

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>>94540645
>one half is a short angry ginger who loves video games and hates almost everything else
Pat, definitely

>>94540617
So which Galra do you want to stick it in?

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>>94540585
/vld/fags cucked again by threadposting chads

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>>94540705
he's had a hard life

>>94540761
I honestly can't remember any of their names. Galrafags get all mopey that whatshisface died and I'm never sure which of the 700 identical big purple dudes with robot arms they're talking about. They all look and act the same, the only stand out was the fucking mall cop.

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What race would Allura be if she was an Earthling like the rest of the Paladins?

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>>94540785
It's fine, we just gotta make it as shitty as possible then.

Posting best boy.

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>>94540841
my wife

>>94540841
White

>>94540841
DESIGNATED

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>>94540857

Best boy and... best girl? Could it be? Potor?

>>94540841
>>94540892
Is the pink part of her skin or is it makeup?

>>94540841
Black or Indian

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I actively dislike lewd pidge and galra trash party so I don't have any saved and can't contribute, but I need y'all to post as much of it as possible to drive the tumblrs away.

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>>94540918

>>94540761
Zarkon, Sendak and Kolivan.

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>>94540964

I would get up Shidge for sweet, forbidden Pidge x Lotor love.

>>94540968
......those are boys anon

just in case you didnt know

>>94540841
Indian, or white.

And by Indian I mean north Indian. Not Tamil.

>>94540841
Amerindian features but slightly darker skin.

She's like the Water Tribe; there's no one real ethnicity that quite fits.

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>>94540694
I want Shiro to rape Lance out of pity

>>94541006
Good thing I'm a grill or else it would have gotten gay!

>>94540918
>>94541002
Could you imagine the hissyfit this would cause?

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Pidge is for ___

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>>94541009
>>94540841
What about Atlantean?

>>94540761
Who's the sexy red girl?

>>94541066
This isn't /x/.

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pidge is a filthy fujoshi

>>94541064
Dying, so Matt can replace her on the team.

>>94541064
Conquering Poland

>>94540857
Your brother Sincline is better.

>>94541056

Are you suggesting we post it all over Tumblr, just to piss off the feminists?

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>>94541086
>>94541107
Nah, that'd probably just wind up with more of them in here.

>>94541064
Padded training bras

>>94541090
Don't you fujos have enough men to demean without getting rid of best girl to add one more?

>>94540841

Black

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>>94541107
>piss off the feminists
>brother-sister incest

You're aware it's everyone that finds that weird, not just feminists?

>>94541086
>>94541130
What would be the team's reaction to finding Pidge's secret stash of slash fiction she writes about them?

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>>94540841
I always thought she kind of look like Senait Gidey, who is an Ethopian from Canada.

> The galra had a big artillery installation plus robots and ships to control a village with about 300 people
I feel like earth would be a heavy hitter in this universe

>>94541186

What? I'm not shipping Pidge x Matt, I'm shipping Pidge x Shiro and Pidge x Lotor.

Besides, Tumblr feminists are the most fun to piss off.

>>94541186
I dunno man, have you been to /a/ at any point?

>>94541090
No need to kill her when you could put her to work making sandwiches for the rest of the team.

>>94541186
>brother-sister incest

You seem confused.

>>94541237
Sex slave Pidge?

>>94541090
i missed this meme

Is this show any good? Not sure if I should watch or not, but the dude with the white streak and the cute brown girl caught my eye.

>>94541298
may as well give it a 3/4 episode test, the first one is extra length and has pilot syndrome but it picks up from there.

>>94541204
Found the tumblr.

>>94541298
yeah, but don't interact with literally anyone online who has also seen it, everyone's fucking awful

>>94541298
I mean obviously we're all pretty biased. I think it's pretty good, and it took a big step up in the most recent season. The first couple episodes are the worst, but after that it's pretty decent. If you're into Shiro (dude with the white streak) you'll probably like it, he spends a lot of time suffering.

>>94540743
I hope season 4 is all about Pidge's massive constipation problems.

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>>94541298
the dude with the white streak will cause you so much. abort this show and wait for all of the episodes to finish airing.

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Someone should make one of these for pidge

>>94541350
Can't be worst then Keith shitting outside.

When somebody new asks about the actual quality of the show it feels like I suddenly have to put on actual clothes for a surprise interview

>>94541413
Fuck off.

>>94541349
>he spends a lot of time suffering.
Oh boy, I love suffering. I'll probably check it out.

>>94541413
I know exactly what you mean. I almost have a script at this point; "the show is good, not mind blowing, and the first few episodes are kinda rough but the animation is really nice"

>>94540841
Middle Eastern or black

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Shiro is only good for quadruple amputation followed by endless rape and impregnation at the hands of the Galra.

>>94541298
It's the same animation studio that did (the good parts of) LoK, and a lot of creative staff from ATLA/LoK sans Bryke, so if you dig those shows and space bullshit it's probably worth giving it a shot.

>>94541446
Her hair is poofy enough to make me think black but it's hard to say.

>>94541428
Leave these threads before you get spoiled

>>94541190
>realistically
Shiro is quietly scandalised and doesn't really know how to deal with it, Lance starts screaming like a tard, Hunk is probably a little flattered and finds it funny and Keith just doesn't understand because all Keith understands is Shiro and sad early 2000s alt rock. Coran is disappointed none involved him and goes on a long speech about how he was a popular Altean erotic literature, no one listens or cares.

>impossible fantasy
Shiro decides disciplinary action is required, Pidge gets s p a n k e d

>>94541392
Lance never potty trained at all. Dude goes through so much underwear.

>>94541460
But you just posted a picture of the lovechild he made consensually with Slav while holding all of his hands.

>>94541385
Fill the whole chart with Nazi iconography.

>>94541420
Yes. And as your pic suggests she hates herself for it because she doesn't like how Lance treats women.
Deep down though she wants Lance to flirt with her.

>>94541460
Sauce? This is my fetish.

>>94540533
OP even linked to the last thread like a general would. They're probably trying to fuck us over.

Is Lotor a /his/ faggot?

>>94541446
>>94541465
>Allura
>black

Go back to tumblr

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>>94541516
No idea, I got it from an old thread.

Human centipede starring Lance when?

>>94541547
>Samurai Jack was allowed to have 20 threads up at once
>Rick and Morty is allowed a dozen threads up
>Voltron isn't allowed one thread

>>94541350
The episode about Pidge getting scurvy from drinking too much red bull and then almost dying from being literally full of shit is going to be fucking wild.

>>94541591
shiro's ass isn't that small, delete this

>>94541420
>>94541503
pic is based on this very good fic http://archiveofourown.org/works/10371303

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>>94541591
Bummer.

>>94541587
What's your guess then?

>>94541576
Yes, and Allura is /pol/

>>94541576
He constantly creates ZARKON VULT threads on Galrachan.

>>94541624
Designated

>>94541602
>Voltron isn't allowed one thread
Because they turn into shit. We don't always have a thread up since mods delete them.

>>94541602
the thread regulars are a bunch of betas that piss themselves at the drop of the hat, it makes them an easy target for mods and trolls alike

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>>94541606
Just pretend it's pancake Kuron

>>94541662
gb2 /lgbt/ disgusting bi.

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>>94541659
>complains about threads turning to shit

>>94541711
Were you not here when we had those hiatus months and weeks? All discussions boiled down to tumblr drama.

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>>94541604
Pidge's ultimate goal is to dose herself with Quintessence until she becomes an immortal toilet.

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>>94541497
SIEG HEIL!

>>94540526
Lance BTFO

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When the fuck are Garett and Nanny going to show up?

>>94540526
>ywn fuck an intergalactic purple latin lover
>>94540761
I want Sendak to stick it in me.

>>94541767
Shiro's grandfather raped many Chineses.

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gotta love the mice

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>>94541820
PUT IT BACK

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>>94541754
She can never find Matt because of her Stand. Every time she says 'I've found a lead' suddenly [CRAZY TALK] ACTIVATE and it's now a dead end.

>>94541767
She needs to breed with Shiro to make ultimate Axis powers babby.

>>94541842
Shiro seems to come from a military background. Wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened.

>>94540743
>pair of incestuous gingers
It fits it shits

Pidge is annoying.

>>94541906
If Shiro is IJA then why is gook Keith so loyal to him?

>>94541820
I fucking believe in Garrett but I don't know if they are going to bother with nanny, how would they retool her?

>>94541924
You're annoying.

>>94541926
Keith is actually a Taiwanigger

>>94541924
Lance is annoying

>>94541906
But if she breeds with Matt the bloodline will be purer.

>>94541933
I was hoping she'd be an Impa type who works as one of the bodyguards for Allura and the royal family. But Coran is already kind of there as Allura's caretaker.

>>94541926
What in tarnation. Keith is a good ol' boy from Texas ya damn idjit. I oughta kick yer ass I tell ya hwat.

>>94541967
OG Nazis believed Japanese were also Aryan. Neo-Nazis messed up everything and even deny the existence of Hitler's greatest achievement, the Holocaust.

>>94540508
Shidge is best ship.

>>94542009
For many Nazis their only regrets with being executed was that they didn't manage to kill more Jews.

>>94541576
The more I imagine Lotor as one of the /his/torians. The more I come to love him.

>>94541933
Blade of Marmora agent that stole experimental Keith and took him to earth.

>>94541880
It's gonna be hard to fight Lotor now that Pidge's lion has some weird mental problem and can't properly use it's hind legs

>>94541926
>Keith is a traitor to both sides of his heritage
worst boy

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>G4-rTT is an advanced satellite and surveillance AI that Coran helped design
>manages to survive the destruction of Altea
>develops true sentience after getting blasted by quintessence energy and being left to its own devices for ten thousand years
How would you feel?

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So if Keith is ~19 and Lance and Hunk are 17 does that mean we can start seeing cute art of Keith being their nii-san?

>>94542205
Keith is a shitty niisan.

>>94542205
I want art of legal adult Keith manipulating innocent minor Lancey Lance. Because you can never have healthy friendships between people over 18 with people under 18.

>>94542202
If any of the theories about Kuron bear fruit this show could get pretty Ghost in the Shell tier.
I'd be down with a Coranified Tachikoma.

>>94542202
like 17776 was overrated

>>94542260
Keith hangs out at playgrounds and lures unsuspecting 17 year olds into his white van with promises of candy.

>>94542260
PLUS Keith is now in a position of authority over him. Power imbalance! It's problematic and Keith is basically a rapist.

F I C T I ON I S R E A L I T Y

I feel bad for Bingo elder because I have been seeing those fucking handbook pages everywhere. Glad she's not posting them anymore now.

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>>94542085
True facts my dude. The fact that it triggers tumblr is just icing.

>>94542315
We always have fuckers reposting content and linking back here. The ship poll now having Klance as the #1 ship is just proof of this. It's why we can't have nice things.

>>94542307
Got a genuine laugh from me, ya bastard.

>>94542315
Yeah that vld-news tumblr or whatever it was called is some bullshit. Like the least they could do is not link back here.

>>94542321

Even when Pidge is ace they still get their feminist panties in a twist.

>>94542249
Can't be worse than Lotor.

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Least problematic ship after Hance

>>94542195
At least it wasn't as bad as the time Pidge got her dad's skeleton mounted and put it in Green's cockpit as a mascot. Always staring over her shoulder on the comms.

fuckin hell you got me good with Elmo-lion

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Can't post this anymore, it's ill eagle

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>>94542314
wtf I love klance now

>>94540585
>>94540533

Hey, I could always delete it.

Sincerely, OP.

>>94542382
Pidge and Matt also beat each other up as a sign of their true love in before fuck sessions.

>>94542424
Time probably got you there, shit-eyes.

>>94542458
> shit-eyes
Hey, buddy, I don't think that name-called, there, is necessary, buddy.

>>94542424
Please do. We can try again on the weekend, or at least give it enough time for the tumblrs to disperse.

>>94542315
It's shit that people linked it back to /co/. I bought and posted because I wanted to share it with /vld/ and I have never been afraid of leaks. (Except the SDCC ep because I was right in sight of the panelists).

I'm pissed they linked it here AND that other faggot posted the Lotor for the (You)s. But what's done is done. We'll just purge them out our own way.

>>94542432
Matt is not a sister-fucking degenerate.

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>>94541767
>no mussolini edit (yet)

>>94542496
>We'll just purge them out our own way.

Thread has only 37 IPs so far, so maybe it's working. We're not even at 200 posts though, so we'll see.

>>94541576
Lotor's twitter profile
>The Next Julius Caesar (@princelotor)
> radical | tradnat | swallowed the blackpill | devout cathodox | meds aren't white| fuck off snowniggers

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>>94542486
How new are you?

>>94542432
>okay Matt, now drop your pants to conserve stamina
>see what I mean?
>perfect

>>94542609
Lotor goes on /his/ everyday to make anti-Germany threads

>>94542660
>posts image of german flag
>why do they keep ruining europe, /his/?

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>>94542523
The fact you think Pidge is going to give him a choice in the matter is hilarious

>>94542496
About how many unposted pages are left in the book? I'm wondering whether I should buy it when the local BN gets it.

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>>94542631

>>94542660
He knows a lot about Finno-Korean Hyperwar

>>94542681
Pidge is a serial rapist.

>>94542679
>ALTEANS VS GALRANS
>discuss

I love this stuff about Lotor being a /his/ poster. I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

It all makes so much sense.

>>94542410
>using his chin as a panel edge
why are the nips so fucking based

>>94542688
There are pages about the lions, Alfor, mermaids, the baku, the fucking Balmera, the bayards, a quiz, and... some other stuff that's not too important.

>>94542727
Only to Matt. Or people who look like Matt. Or people she can force the Matt wig and glasses onto. Or people who keep quiet so she can close her eyes and think of Matt.

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>>94542793
he loves two things: trolling and sucking dicks... I lied, three: jizzing on Lance's face.

>>94542817
Anything that hasn't been said in the show?

>>94542850
Could she make any of the other paladins get into her Matt roleplay?

>>94542883
y-yamerooooo

>>94542793
Lotor is a charles poster

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Does this mean Pidge is Catholic?

>>94542817
Thanks. I wonder if they'll release another book once the show gets near its end.

>>94542956
if she raped you and you got pregnant, she'd prevent you from aborting

>>94542913
Nope.

>>94542957
Pretty sure. They'd have to make pages for the generals and Allura with her new uniform.

>>94542956
Look at her hair; she is clearly a Jew.

>>94542930
Sort of. Shiro got to play himself while she played Matt.

>>94542946
Lance loves it too. All that rich protein to keep his skin nice and smooth? Fucking Galra bukkake parties are his monthly facial treatment, bruh.

>>94542956
More proof for Pance.

>>94542990
So you are saying Matt has gotten raped by both of them?

>>94542988

Jews come in all races... There are Black Jews, White one, Middle Eastern/Arab ones, Asiatic ones... Allura can be Black and Jewish... Ethiopian or Eritrean.... Fuck. So hot...

>>94542956
She's muslim

>>94543037
Pidge is too good for that subhuman shitskin.

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Instead of being gay, let's take bets on when Shiro will die. I say Kuron dies in season 4, but then Shiro comes back, and then he dies in season 5.

>>94543045
t. Shlomo Shekelstein

>>94543085
only Colleen's love can bring out his proud inner-Celt

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Man, Bex is all hype about finding Pance shippers right now.
https://bext-k.tumblr.com/post/164003469767/

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>>94543045

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>>94543100
nNone of the Shiros will die, they'll just kill more galra instead

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>>94542946
Lotor learned this behavior from a young age.

Do you think any of the paladins ever get acne outbreaks?

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>>94543183

>>94541420
I think she greases her crease at every opportunity, to whatever excites her.

>>94543120
I want Lance to eat Colleen's garlic knots.

>>94543260
Hunk probably gets some from his shitty diet and Pidge from all the sweating. We've seen that Lance is on top of his skincare.

>>94543260
Lance probably has acne on his ass. Worst boy.

>>94543260
I choose to believe that Altean magic healing technology can get rid of it no problem

>>94543327
Pidge gets breast acne

>>94541576
>Allura: DEUS VULT!
>Lotor: Disdain for plebs.

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>>94541460

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>>94543134
fuckin NOICE

>>94543039
I'm saying that Pidge fucked Shiro while pretending to be Matt for maximum Fujo points and maybe Shiro was into it who knows

>>94543134
Man I really don't want any ship to happen but if any does, I'll be glad for it to be pance. Shit's cute

It seems to have the most hints anyway, they've blushed at each other multiple times right?

But the resentment that would be directed towards Pidge by klance shippers...

>>94543358
>What have the Galra ever done for us?

>>94541576
Lotor - /his/
Allura - /pol/
Keith - /x/
Pidge - /g/
Hunk - /ck/
Shiro - /fit/
Coran - /d/

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>>94543262
NEVER!

>>94541392
Keith can't help his Galra instincts and he's been using the litterbox since he was five anon, don't make fun of him.

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>>94543442
>Coran - /d/

>>94543440
fucking love that sketch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc7HmhrgTuQ

>>94543442
Does this mean Lance is /fa/?

>>94543442

Allura is /lgbt/.

Everything else is accurate.

>>94543478
At least he's good about burying it, unlike Lance who leaves his blown out underwear all over the place.

>>94543440
Alteajew confirmed.

Will Lotor's keikaku become interesting or will he just keep being boring

>>94543526
/lgbt/ is Throk and Bara's non-existent romance.

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>>94543522
Lance is a /k/fag and /v/irgin

>>94543522
No. Lance is /x/, Keith is /asp/, Pidge is /sci/.

>>94543550
i still don't believe Tylers lies but the clone bullshit has made things interesting enough that he might be okay after all

>Pidge suffers constant constipation
>Hunk is responsible for clogging over half of the toilets in the castle
>Keith uses a litterbox
>Lance was never potty trained

What about Shiro and Allura?

>>94543435
>>94543363
She's going all in.
https://bext-k.tumblr.com/post/164004518127/

>>94543668
Now this is what I call shitposting.

>>94543668
Allura is a princess and therefor never poops

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>>94543550
If he makes a Galra voltron with the comet, to fight on their level, maybe

>>94543668
They aren't retarded and shit normally.

>>94543668
Shiro uses a diaper. Alteans poop dark matter that must be disposed of with special equipment.

>>94543668
Allura always had servents to wipe her ass and is having a difficult time adjusting with only Coran left.

>>94541223
source?

>>94543689

I hope that doesn't happen. Big mecha battle won with the power of friendship.

I dig how Voltron isn't inherently good, and I hope that factors in.

>>94540918
Now that a good crackship

>>94543720
I didn't realize having constant constipation made you retarded.

>>94543596
>Pidge is /sci/
No.

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>>94542271
>I'd be down with a Coranified Tachikoma.

Such things you say

>>94543670
bex is too good for this shitty fandom

>>94543746
Well she apparently can't work out that fibre exists, so she gets to join the club.

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>>94543596
>/sci/

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>>94541497
like this?

>>94541223
Is Lance ashamed of having a tiny phimotic dick or is he afraid if getting raped?

>>94543596
Lance should be /soc/ but nobody ever responds to his threads. And seriously? /sci/? Pidge is too smart for them. She should be on /g/.

>>94543668
Does this mean Keith will take a shit on someone's pillow if he's pissed at them?

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>>94543748
>>94543823

I could see /g/ or /sci/ honestly, but Pidge is the type to solve other peoples' physics homework on a Friday night minding the Castle's controls while Allura and Keith and Lance are out clubbing on the nearest rebel moon and Coran and Hunk are in the kitchen trying to make the world's thinnest Altean space pizza.

> Lance should be /soc/ but nobody ever responds to his threads.
Headcanon now.

>>94543733
Yo that's no joke. I went round some old palaces recently and there were dudes employed in the old days whose entire job description was 'help the king take shits and wipe his ass'

>>94543596
>Pidge is /sci/
You mean Matt.

>>94543134
:^)

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>>94543668
Also, Kuron is still learning how to use the big boy potty. He's already farther along than Lance ever got.

>>94543668
Shiro poo dribbles directly into Keiths mouth.
Allura doesn't poop at all because she's a lady.

>>94543596
Nah, Pidge is /g/. Fuck /sci/niggers and their muh qualia shit.

>>94543886
It's nice to know we're not the only ones to immediately devolve into literal shitposting. This hiatus is off to a flying start.

Hahahaha holy shit she don't give a fuck

https://bext-k.tumblr.com/post/164004969147/now-that-the-ages-have-been-confirmed-in-the

I'm not versed in the fandom drama, what did she say and why did people hate this wonderful person?

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>>94543668
>>94543886
why

>>94543867
>Keith
>out clubbing

>>94543852
Keith can't directly confront Kuron so he takes out his frustrations by shitting in his bed occasionally. Kuron just can't understand why it keeps happening.

>>94543578
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>94543327
>Hunk probably gets some from his shitty diet

Dude likes his sweets but I don't think he has a shitty diet. Most people who cook for fun or a living are well-informed about nutrition as well.

t. former professional cook

>>94543989
Yeah, baby seals

>>94543977
How the character's shit is an important part of their development.

>>94543748
>>94543795
>>94543823
>>94543877
>>94543947
Glad we can all agree /sci/ is one of the worst boards.

>>94543989
Keith stays in and jacks off all evening wearing a pair of Shiro's used briefs like a mask.

>>94543815
>Shiro raping Lance
only in Lance's wildest dreams, he doesn't understand why Lance won't just switch to bodywash since he keeps dropping soap bars all the time

>>94544034

Why does (s)he have a penis hole?

>>94544034
Is there a name for this pose? It's my favorite

>>94543886
That image reminds me of that Afterbuzz Voltron interview with Lotors VA. He said Josh Keaton likes to make fart noises while they're in the recording booth.

>>94543975
the absolute madwoman

>>94544014
fuck, you got me

>>94543746
She's only like that because she lives on caffeine and gummy candy she probably hides in a space closet to eat and refuses to eat Hunk's home cooked meals. What can I say dude, she's retarded.

>>94543975
Josh had posted a picture of some red and black shoes on his instagram and Bex joked that Sheith was confirmed and that Keith was a powerbottom (black shoes were stacked on top). Klancers started spamming Josh with their usual bullshit, someone tried to call Bex out on tumble, and she shut them the fuck down. It was pretty awesome until they pulled the minor card and she apologized.

>>94544010
>Most people who cook for fun or a living are well-informed about nutrition as well.
He poured an industrial-grade silicate onto a baking sheet and thought it would make "cookies".

>>94544068
Because girls wearing boy underwear is hot

>>94543975
>power bottom
great taste

>talking about how the character's shit

Jesus /vld/, if you're going to shitpost can you go back to galrafagging, or talking about how you want to suck Allura's toes, or steithposting? Anything would be preferable to this.

>>94543803
This is perfect.

>>94543550
He's this show's Aizen.

>>94543975
I fucking love her so much

>>94543975
Fujo Pidge confirmed

>>94544116
Nah motherfucker we gotta hit rock fucking bottom before we claw our way back up to glory. Buckle in this shits gonna be wild.

>>94544040
Rarely have I seen /sci/ threads discussing actual peer-reviewed literature.

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>>94540416
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go-Go-Voltron!

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A best!

>Josh is in the sheith tag on tumblr right now
Oh shit.

>>94544083
Bloopers/outtakes when?

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>>94543975
She's playing with fire here. We all know Shiro is the power bottom here.

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>>94543668
>>94543687
>>94543723
>>94543733
>>94543852
>>94543907
Literal shitposting.

>>94544187
How do you know?

>>94544116
it's the only way to frighten off the invasion of the Tumblypoos

>>94544170
/sci/ is one of the worst interest boards. It's always about circlejerking as to who has the best STEM major (or why artists or business majors are awful). There's also a lot of troll science or getting upset that you have never touched a pussy in your 25 years of life.

>>94544194
He actually talks about how he'd like that too. Then he mentions Josh's fart noises. I wish they'd release a blooper reel too.

https://youtu.be/djZNY18kiLc?t=23m12s

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>>94544180
>broken keith
Got anymore?

>>94544158
We already knew Pidge was a dirty fujo. I want Hunk and Lance to find her collection of sheith porn and be horrified.

>>94544170
Because /sci/ is fucking trash. And they hate /g/ but /g/ doesn't give a shit about them.

ARE WE CONFIRMED FOR SEASON 3 PART 2 ON OCTOBER 13TH?

>>94544270
>implying Pidge isn't into Galra Trash Party and Shatt

>>94544180
Would Zarkon put up with Keith's autism if they were married?

>>94544214
He's the one who gave Bex the heads up about the current age wank.

>>94544195
>shiro being a power anything

Shiro would only be a submissive bottom. The only way Keith will ever bottom to Shiro is an aggressive power bottom who takes what he wants.

>>94544170
/sci/ and /x/ might hate each other but they both like to make up loony conspiracy theories.

>>94543960
When does the next season come out and is it before or after Comic Con? This season is the first one that's really hooked me from a plot perspective so I really wanna see what they have to say about it.

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/vld/ is the comfiest non-general general.

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>>94544214
I seriously wonder if Josh posts here occasionally.

>>94544296
S4, not 3 but yes

>>94544297
Pidge likes power bottom Keith raping Shiro.

>>94544331
October 13th, and after. Like a week, week and a half after.

>>94544333
All this time we thought it was Lauren.

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>>94544268
I try to save as much Zeith as I can.

>>94544304
Yes. He is as autistic as Keith since that's sort of what most Galra are like.

Is Pidge a virgin?

>>94544331
>>94540785

>>94544333
>Bex went to Cuba for a week
Pancers, how can we slap our shipping goggles onto this?

>>94544371

Pidge is ace.

>>94544333
Wait how would that even imply Josh gets on 4chan?

>>94544170
>how do i increase my iq, /sci/?
>will breeding niggers and jews together create ubermensch? they will have jewtelligence and black brute strength
>engineers are superior because most are virgins

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>>94544257
I tried having a conversation with an anon about PDMS and it went fucking nowhere. Nobody reads journal articles i link, and it's impossible to discuss ethics in publishing. Researchgate is infinitely better for actual science discussion

Yes I'm mad. Posting pic to keep on topic

>>94544388
>Josh's first encounter with /vld/ was five minutes ago when we were discussing headcanons about how the characters shit

>>94544371
Pidge is a turbosperg who's never even touched a boy.

>>94544383
I think it was the person messaging her that went to Cuba.

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Have you prayed at the church of Kuron today, /vld/?

>>94544333
I seriously doubt it

>>94544418
>Implying Josh wouldn't be into it.

>>94544268
If you want fanfic, find me in the shadows is pretty great.

>>94544333
JOSH????

>>94544418
Can't be as bad as the hate he gets from Klancer cancers.

>>94544371
Not after she raped Matt

>>94544371
Depends on if using a strap-on on someone counts as sex I guess.

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>>94543668
Are you saying that Coran is the only person on the entire castle capable of using a bathroom like a functioning adult? Like, he's walking along on the way to do his morning business after waking up and thinking 'well I can't use the one on deck three because I saw Hunk heading that way and the entire floor's going to be flooded in about ten minutes, and I could hear Pidge screaming from the direction of the east corridor so that's probably a bust too, and whoops better be careful where I stand because there's shit all over the walls I guess Lance and Keith got loose again'.

>>94544449
No it's not. It's more OC and I hardly ever see Zarkon.

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How will you react if the writers pull an M Night and kill Keith off instead of Shiro /vld/?

>>94544468
If it was a doule edged one that penetrated her as well it does.

>>94544418
He'd probably laugh.

>>94544489
Celebrate, probably fap

>>94544371
>>94544365
Her pussy is so tight it's impossible to penetrate.

>>94544457
Again, how does this imply Josh comes to /vld/?

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>>94544429
To put this thread more on track, do you think Kuron is a robotic android, mostly organic besides the arm, or cyborg combination of both?

>>94544474
He doesn't have to worry about Keith shitting on the walls because he's a clean Galra who never goes outside his box. Conan does have to clean out said box every morning though.

He also has to wipe Allura's ass for her.

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>>94543975
Bex is the reasonable kind of SJW. She seems to always take the stance of "everybody just feel free to interpret the show however you want." And anybody who's that excited about Pance is ok in my book.

Hi, Josh Keaton here! Your Space Dad! AMA.