CAP OFF STORYTIME

I am here for the character assasination of Emma frost

>>94528697
>just /m/ problems

>>94528697
Okay, I laughed.

>>94528725
You're pretty late.

>>94528768
>Bachalo's black costume is gone
I'll take the little joys

>>94528759
Wait, I thought that Hercules killed Gorgon?

>>94528811
>US of A not completely fucking up as soon as they set foot in a foreign country and making the sensible decisions instead
Suspension of disbelief fucking destroyed, I know this is fiction but come on

>>94528833
Nope, can't convince me to support that pathetic "rallying cry speech" Captain Nigger

I am fucking done with marvel and their events with inhuman donut steel deux ex machina

REEEEEEEE, Spencer is such a hack, it's so obvious that Secret Empire was written with a real Tony Stark in mind

>>94528900
One thing that Nick Spencer manages to consistently do is introduce ridiculous/comedic characters or moments only to have them be plot-relevant to serious stuff. He almost always does this at one point in his series, but I can at least appreciate that one almost never sees it come

>>94528900
So this time the ass-pull is actually a throat-pull

>>94528906
>Guys track record was astonishingly solid
>What are the odds? That Ulysses gets it right every time but this one?
What the fuck? This completely contradicts Civil War II. The whole point was that Ulysses' visions weren't reliable. It's why they were fighting in the first place.
Remember briefcase lady?

>>94528900
An Inhuman never before mentioned vomits up a plot central item.
I haven't bought anything from Marvel in years, and now I now longer feel even the slightest bit guilty.

>>94528906
>10%
>Astonishingly solid
Maybe if you're a weatherman.

>>94528958
>An Inhuman never before mentioned vomits up a plot central item.
Dude, he was in the very first issue of Secret Empire. He puked a lunchbox, remember?

>>94528931
>Pymtron didn't teach him the importance of strings

>>94528900
He was shown in the first page of the first issue.

And people predicted he'd be a Deus ex Machina straight away.

>>94528798
>That Nazi sword and blade
Yeah this is going to go well.

>>94528988
Are you gonna dump Secret Empire, too?

>>94528976
>I do have a plan
>Bend me over and call me Susan Storm

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>>94528976
I can already hear the waterfall in fujo's pants

>>94529012
Already have >>94528208

>>94528902
I wanna like Sam as Cap, I do, but he has made it very, very difficult.

>>94528902
Poor Sam.

>>94528798
Coates actually set this whole Faustus thing up in BP's solo.

>>94528963
>>94528976
Who didn't see this coming? It was pretty weird for Namor to have a white "Atlantean" as a bodyguard.

>>94528990
Oh good catch.

>>94528958
It's dumb but it was seeded well enough.

>>94528946
No really, what do the tentacles add to the airships? They don't even look cool

>>94528833
Shut up Captain Communism.

>>94528976
yawn

>>94528689
Gonna take your...Cap...off...

Wait is that Wonderman!?!? Isn't he dead!?!?!

>>94528798
>entire event is how Hydra are not nazis
>gives Zemo nazi sword and blade

>>94529031
> MCU Sam managed to be heroic and witty.
> Comics Sam is "soulful black man preacher #14578"

>>94529273
No.

>>94528713
>the axis of the world
heh.

>>94529273
Wonder Man was just stuck inside of Rogue, but he was freed at the end of Duggan's uncanny avengers,

>>94529324
I don't mind the preaching, he's just such a fucking whiner.
>Help, people are being mean to me because I have political opinions!
>What do you mean my extralegal surveillance of American citizens isn't admissible in court?!
>I don't believe in America anymore! I'm gonna go sulk in the desert!

>>94528878
I forgot all about this guy.

Thanks for the storytime.

>>94529358
>Wonder Man was just stuck inside of Rogue

DESU who hasn't?

>>94528900
So this guy is Fat Chance?

>>94528798
Was it explained in another series how Faustus can basically straight up control people now after a few minutes? Last I checked, he was a hypnotist, not some kind of emma-frost type telepath

the colors on this book are so fucking atrocious it's unbelievable.

Black and White Manga killed an entire generation of artists. Colorists this generation are absolutely fucking atrocious.

Oddly enough a Super-Flat, anime-esque color pallet would actually fit most of the books with the way heavy inks have returned.

>>94528833
>I see the men and women who stood up when Galactus came
Really? Because I don't see the Fantastic Four in this crowd.

>>94528892
>>94528900

oh fuck off

>>94529875
Anon, the Thing is right here >>94528842
And I'm pretty sure everyone has faced Galactus at one point.

>>94528958
>An Inhuman never before mentioned
He had two scenes devoted to him in the core Secret Empire book.

>>94528927
It's not really a deus ex when they set it up before hand. It's just a chekhov's gun.

>>94528900
this is the most ridiculous shit ever

>>94528832
Gorgon is a mutant. They're on the express lane for coming back from the dead.

>>94531544
Kind of weird how at no point during this entire event has the fact that Gorgon is a mutant ever been brought up.
Like somebody questions why Gorgon isn't being exiled to New Tian and he answers something like "Unlike the X-Men and all the others, I am Hydra first and a mutant second".

>>94531689
I feel like it was brought up somewhere but resolved so quickly that most people didn't notice.

>>94528721
>Illegal Territory called New Tian
No editors noticed Steve signing trade treaties with New Tian in the other issues of the crossover?

>>94528906
A prophecy can be interpreted the wrong way. All he saw was Cap lying on the ground, Miles above him - you assumed that it meant Cap's death.

>>94528798
That torsos huge

>>94528798
I hope there is some kind of reason he has Nazi weapon set, maybe forged my Nazi mystics or something, rather than just someone thinking they were cheeky.

>>94533097
Maybe it used to belong to Strucker?

>>94528900
This is the dumbest thing in this event so far and possibly in the past few years. Spit out a fucking Cosmic Cube fragment like it was nothing

>>94529955
I thought he ate the lunchbox and was spitting it up
>>94533270
So he teleports the object to his stomach to barf them? Or makes them?

>>94533323
>I thought he ate the lunchbox and was spitting it up
Were you just only looking at the pictures and not actually reading any of the text? Like, you can fault the comic for plenty of things, but it takes a special kind of stupid to not understand what's being explicitly spelled out in an event comic, the lowest common denominator of comics.

>>94528689
No homo: The Cover.

>>94528906
At least there's a reason for Miles being a pussy.

>>94528721
>BE WORLD'S GREATEST STRATEGIST
>START A TWO FRONT WAR
marvel, are you even trying?

>>94528919
Doesn't this completely fucking ruin Miles' character development, though?
If the fragment was the thing that made him decide not to kill, that just makes him more of a fucking chump than he already was.

>>94528900
Why not just vomit an entire cosmic cube at that point?

>>94528858
>start war on foreign countries
>wins it quickly
you know, it makes him a better president than the 4 last ones

>>94528892
deux ex machina or barf ex machina? I'm not sure but its very poor writing anyway

>>94528946
so tony stark saves everyone, but captain falcon takes all the credit anyway
why people on Marvel hate tony so much?
it's the goatee? cause he can shave it

>>94534402
But awesome facial hair bros.

>>94528976
Meh! I predicted it months ago, I even made a thread.

>>94534256
... you know, you have a damn good point there

>>94528900
T H R O A T P U L L

>>94534425
there is a point where no one can pull a goatee anymore, not even for bros
Stephen will understand

>>94528713
GOOD GAWD YALL

>>94528749
And we still don't know who is the new Kraken...

>>94534507
99% chance it's Ian.

>>94528976
Are they even trying anymore to not make him an obviously expy of Sebastian Stan?

>>94534527
My candidates were:
- Ian
- US Agent
- Strucker
- The real Steve Rogers

But well, it seems that he will not even matter in the plot... I was expecting Kraken to be a traitor or even the real villain.

>>94534256
I assumed he was just a weird teleporter or something, and not actually making the shit himself (though that raises the question of why he can't get the other pieces; I guess they could be behind some kind of magical or technological "firewall" of some kind).

>>94528878
>>94528892
>>94528900
So... Why not have him vomit up the entire Cosmic Cube?

>>94528842
Wait, when did Ant-Man become a nigger?

>>94534751
New Giant-Man, Scott is still around.

>>94528958
>never before mentioned
He was there in issue 1 vomiting a Captain America lunchbox for his brother

>>94534907
They later showed him in the prison with a weird muzzle on his face, and Naja ended being the one who had to feed him through it.

>>94528950
"Briefcase lady" was setting up for this arc. Was intentionally done to spoof the predictions.

>>94529031
He just lacks the charisma and strength necessary to be Captain America. Sam hasn't done anything extraordinary as Cap to make me believe he's a good leader.

>>94528729

At least he finally said one line of the Hydra Oath, if not the whole thing.

>>94528697
kek

>>94528697
So we're just never gonna get an explanation of how Tony is alive are we?

>>94534176
No, Spencer is just showing what Miles is actually like without Venom Strike.

>>94528900
is this going to be a meme now?

>>94528721
If he really wanted to get the people on his side he should have mentioned that cure for cancer Wakanda is keeping from the rest of the planet.

>>94536392
There are probably multiple cures kicking around. Like how in Dark Reign a cure to cancer was used as anti-Deadpool bullets. Shit's just not cost-effective for common people.

>>94528906
God damn it, I fucking hate gay Latino Giant Man. Stupid fucking Marvel diversity.

>>94529278
What is wrong with making the bad guys Nazis, exactly?

>>94534256
There's a limit. The kid says so himself. Pretty sure if he tried to cough up an entire cosmic cube, he'd end up choking on it and dying.

>>94536432
Raz is fine. No one else was using the name.

Right now Pymtron is more interesting for Hank. And when he's finally cured of that he can go back to being a science adventurer

>>94536486
Because that flies in the face of Baron Zemo's character.

>>94534176
How does it ruin it? "Don't kill this guy even though it'd be a ton of help" is retarded, a cosmic cube fragment influencing his decision is so much better. Really, if it was completely Miles' decision it'd be a step back in character development since he's already a fucking pussy.

>>94536488
he vomited a lunchbox, he can vomit a damn cube

>>94528900
I agree with Tony you gotta be fucking kidding me

>>94528768
Why is beast surprised? He knew she was in New Tian in X-Men Blue.
None of the X-related things seem tied to this event.

>>94528976
Why is bucky suddenly naked?

>>94534751
That's Giant-man, not Ant-man. Ant-man is still Lang. The Giant-man name wasn't being used so Lang handed it to his Indian IT guy.

>>94528859
Now that's a weird as fuck cameo

>>94536585
Then why waste all that time with Widow about them not becoming like her? What was the point of her death?

I'm not saying his decision to not kill him isn't fucking stupid to begin with, but using the fragment makes the whole subplot irrelevant.

>>94534176
>>94536585

It fucking ruins this, I don't care if you hate miles. It was fucking cheap, it is like saying superman can't kill because he was brainwash by a villain.

>>94529096
He's been shown in previous issues?

>>94528811
I want to tittyfuck Emma so badly, that's a nice pannel

>>94539011
It's nothing like that because Miles isn't fucking Superman and isn't a paragon of morality. Knowing that Miles actually would have done it is far more interesting.

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>>94539802
>Sidekick becoming a edgy murderer/evil meme

It is a shit meme, I think only dick grayson still got his no-kill rule.

>>94540338
>killing is automatically edgy
This is a worse meme.

>>94540406
Sorry anon, it is just not interesting. CAP will come back and it will be all pointless. At least we know that miles can change faith and got willpower.

>>94537993
Hanging out with Namor too much.

>>94536488
Why doesn't he just puke up multiple fragments and put them together?

>>94541848
He has a recharge rate based on the complexity of the item. A lunch box is far less dense than a cosmic cube fragment. He could probably do it over time, but needs to recharge his powers.

>>94528859
That squid alien looks so familiar...

>>94528919
NO! THIS IS PATRICK!

>>94542146
baby from Men in Black

>>94538984

What if they killed Black Widow last issue and nobody seemed to care?

>>94542556
Why doesn't the inhuman puke up another Black Widow?

>>94535843
What? Tony never died. He's in a coma and just had an AI ready incase something happened to him. No one knows when he's gonna wake up but beyond the Coma he's fine.

>>94543695
It isn't the same reeeeee

>>94528713
Cap looks hot

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>>94528729
SEIG ZEON

>>94528697
>>94528931
Anytime I read Spencer's Tony, the Curb theme starts playing in my head

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Anything missing in this?

I like that both the Cap books merged for this final "Issue" of the run.

>>94528689
Are they touching on each other?

>>94528689
In what mag and issue they discovered the location of those Chitauri eggs again ??

>>94528798
Can't he just kill the nigger?

>>94528900
>>94528892
Where was this guy introduced ?

>>94539606
Yes. People have been calling that he was Bucky for months.

>>94547695
Secret Empire 1, on like the first page.

>>94543695
Seriously this.
Why not bringing back Widow right now?

>>94547772
>on like the first page
Literally the first page. The very first panel of Secret Empire #1 is this guy dropping his little brother off at school.

>>94547862
So she can die again? Make something like the Beyonder instead.

>>94547636
I can't remember but I think I remember seeing them mention how they had gotten an estimate of where the eggs where based on where the waves of chitauri headed towards.

>>94548207
w h e r e ?

>>94528878
>>94528892
>>94528900
This is, what, the second inhuman shaped plot device?

>>94543805
I'm talking about the explosion of the Mount. Steve attacked him with a device that was supposed to trap him in the armor and then he was caught in the explosion

>>94528900
Inhumans are so fucking lame.

>>94549228
Idk...Tony copy himself beforehand. Idk man. I didn't write this shit.

>>94528892
>>94528900
Inhumans were a mistake.

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>>94528892

>Calling a Chekhov's Gun a Deus Ex Machina

It may be a lame resolution, but the elements for it to happen were previously established

>>94549383
>mfw reading this shitty event

>>94528721
Why did they draw Amy Schumer as Steve?

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>>94528900

>>94540338
So who's ready for the inevitable "Miles in 616 was actually around before Peter so uh, he's the ORIGINAL SPIDER-MAN!"

>>94528833
wtf how is AI Tony alive once again?

>>94528867
>Iso doesn't even get to finish her line
HAHAHAHA

can someone be more cucked?

>>94549448
BUT ANON, SECRET EMPIRE ISN'T A EVENT, IT'S A NEW STATUS QUO! :)