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>>94528680

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>>94528696

PRIEST
PRIEST
PRIEST
PRIEST

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>>94528710
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2A3LaYDlHM

>>94528680
I'm more that ready for some Priest.

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>>94528726

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>>94528680
>Prequel
>Not a Nuhuman X-Men Wannabee in Sight

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>>94528738

>>94528724
FUCKED UP
FUCKED UP
FUCKED UP
FUCKED UP

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>>94528756

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>>94528772

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>>94528787

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>>94528804

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>>94528818
>Dan slott retcon is canon
Oh how I hate that man

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>>94528829
Some people question when Medusa became the bitch she is today. All these flashback tell us is that she always was.

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>>94528861

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>>94528872

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>>94528898

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>>94528907

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>>94528926

>>94528861
Wow what a bitch.

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>>94528947

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>>94528898
>schtuping your girl
But we can't have rape in a modern marvel comic.

>>94528947
Honestly if I were her I would fuck the king over this seeker guy.

Why isn't the colourist listed? Is it Noto?

>>94528861
Teen Crystal is cute! CUTE!

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>>94528982
I am convinced that new york is a teleportation lightning rod and that nobody actually means to go there

>>94529073
Yes, Noto always colours his own art, or at least you know he did whenever it has this acquarello look

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>>94529116
On one hand it is ben and Lockjaw hanging out again like back in the day. On the other they are taking two pages from Priest because Marvel can't afford to make it bigger without adding ten dollars on the price.

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>>94529179

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>>94529191

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>>94529210

>>94529210
No F4 trades
Maximus has only ever worn is black and white jacket

Amazing

>>94528696

Oh I see why Blackbolt isn't wearing his mask. I forgot Marvel wanted to shill some shitty synergy.

>>94529210
>gorgon, triton and karnak fans


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>94528983
primae noctis isnt rape. It's the lord's right.

>not even Priest can make inhumans work
the only thing that this franchise will be known for, is how to make a disaster after disaster

>>94529191
Holy shit my sides.

>>94529279
>no f4 trades
They aren't relevant to the story. That avengers issue is where their parent's death is explained and mighty is where unspoken was introduced. No point and throwing out F4 stories that won't be referenced.

>>94528726
Wait, this takes place after Maximus and Black Bolt's parents died? But it's Maximus fault they died, why are they getting along so well here?

>>94529210
Dc should probably have put something like this at the back of the new mr miracle book.

>>94529351
#notmyking

>>94528772
>Argus Magnar Maximus Boltagon
Is this new?

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>>94529320
Pre-king Black Bolt not wearing a mask has been a thing since the 70s.

How old is the Royal Family supposed to be? I know Triton is like 100+, but what about Black Bolt and Maximus? Does this take place in 616?

>>94529735
Did a little digging, apparently Black Bolt is older than Triton.

>>94529735
>I know Triton is like 100+
Wait what?

>>94529116
God, this deliberate attempt to ride off the ABC show's premise would've hilarious even before the pilot got absolutely massacred at TCA...

>>94529116
And the fact its always the exact same spot it Times Square only reinforces it.

>>94529222
"Fantastic Four? What's that? No, Spider-Man was ALWAYS our first interaction with the outside world!"

>>94529735
This series is meant to be canon, but presents several continuity problems. Maximus' story here, he is portrayed as not being insane yet, directly contradicts his backstory and the stories now being done by Ewing in Royals.
And Spider-Man is apparently in the next issue, that creates even bigger continuity problems.

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>>94529768
Triton was a kid when the Lusitania was sunk.

>>94529831
It's overriding history like man of fear did.

>>94529831
And solicits show that the Wizard is gonna show up too.

>>94529560
The better question is how the fuck is Maximus not insane since he was driven insane when Black Bolt used his voice and got his parents killed.

>>94530596
Yeah, that too. It's especially weird since Ewing did a story with that as a basis just 2 months ago.

>>94528982
Lockjaw is adorable!

>>94529279
"The Origin of the Inhumans" includes content from Lee/Kirby F4.

>>94529350
Hey now, Karnak has fans. I'm sure Gorgon has one or two fans, too.

>Triton fans
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>94529116
Wouldn't they start getting really fucking sick after setting foot into a metropolitan area like times square, what with the inhuman immune system being completely unaccustomed to most human diseases? And them being highly susceptible to pollution?

>>94530642
Even beyond that, one of the recommended readings at the end is the issue of Avengers that shows their death which explicitly says that's the event that made him go insane. This is well written enough but the sheer amount of continuity issues and contradictions this mini is causing is fucking astounding.

>>94528926
>I tried to drown both as children
Can you believe this thot?

>>94529191
Someone needs to crop that smug Lockjaw.

>>94529350
Hey, I'm a fan of Gorgon and Karnak.

>>94530885
It took years for Crystal to get sick and Black Bolt's powers can protect him and he can protect everyone else

>>94529899
Am I right to assume that the sinking of the Lusitania is painted as a "Germans are evil" thing? No mention of the millions of rounds of ammunition and other military materiel that the Lusitania was carrying? Nor that the Brits were routinely masking their ships as neutral merchant vessels with orders to sink any German submarine that surfaced to non-violently enforce the entirely legal blockade they were running on the UK and France?

>>94531073
To be fair, Germans are assholes.

>>94531012
How? Screaming at the germs?

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>>94531099
>He thinks BB only has voice powers

>>94531082
To be fair, most of that is devious Anglo propaganda. Anglos were miles ahead of the Germans in the propaganda department in WWI.

Who's the hat guy?

I love how in every continuity the writer attempts to make Black Bolt a Cuck. Crystal is the best Inhuman girl anyway.

>>94531458
We don't know yet

>>94531469
>Medusa gets harassed years before they get together
>this cucks Black Bolt

>>94531504
Well, he's someone. You don't just call Maximus a dipshit.

>>94528861
1 - Why is Medusa such a massive cunt?

2 - Why are we supposed to like her?

>>94530885
I don't think Marvel has acknowledged the whole "pollution kills Inhumans" things in years. I mean, I know that in-universe they were cured of it, but still it should come up every so often, especially flashbacks like these.

>>94531458
future Maximus

>>94531444
I don't need propaganda to see that Germany are cunts.

>>94528829
Sorry which retcon?

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>>94529350
I'm a Karnak fag. I love assholes. The same reason why I dig Black Manta.

>>94531444
Considering that to this day Germany never paid any reparation to Poland (which kinda surprised me, I thought that they had it resolved decades ago), yes, Germans are cunts

>>94529116
>guy holding a smartphone

I know Marvel has a sliding timeline, but this is ridiculous.

>>94531734
See this, folks? This is the effect of really good propaganda.

>>94531585
Because according to Marvel, massive smug cunt = strong female character.

>>94531797
>Why everyone is hatin' on Germans? We are good bois, We dindu noffin

>>94531779
Considering that the Soviet Union made the Germans pay the reparations for Poland directly to the Soviet Union, who promised to satisfy Poland's demands for reparation themselves and the Poles having sworn off further reparations from Germany on multiple occasions, including in the deal they made when Poland joined the EU, I'd say the Poles are just whiny bitches without any ground to stand on.

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>>94531753
Alpha primitives use to be something the Inhumans cooked up in a lab.

Dan Slott decide he wanted to fuck up Inhuman continuity and created the slave Engine and the Unspoken. That change it to Alphas being humans that got transformed by the Slave engine.

>>94531951
In other words, Germany should pay the reparations. It's hilarious how you are backpedaling, considering that both Germans and Russians invaded Poland. How naive someone can be to think that the very same Russians would "satisfy" anyone but themselves?

>>94531985
cont. And there is difference between actual documents and treaties, and "sworn off". And let's not lie to each other, Poland join EU, so Germany would have another colony, when they would sell their shitty products. Hopefully, US will block your crap

>>94529831
>priest is a dc double agent sent to marvel to fuck up their inhumans even more

THE MADMAN

>>94532047
Just like Lemire.

>>94532080
based Lemire and based Priest
alas, the whole issue stinks of editorial meddling. When I've read interviews, I had a feeling that this mini would be actually more ambitious

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>>94531985
>>94532012
In other words, Poles are lying filth and the Germans should have finished the job the first time around. Treaties were signed and the Poles got far more than they deserved in return for signing away their rights to any further reparations. A quarter of all German lands wasn't enough for them? Poles are truly the most whiny and butthurt people on this planet.

>>94532294
See? This is why Germans are cunts. Germans were, are, and forever will be humorless cunts. Why don't you gas me, Hans? I know you want it.

>>94532294
>>94532012
>>94531985

If you want to talk about politics why don't you two go to /pol/?
German/Pole here. It's all fine, we are friends now.

>>94532407
I just enjoy taking jabs at krauts.

>German/Pole here. It's all fine, we are friends now.
You are? Hm.....

>>94531073
>No mention of the millions of rounds of ammunition and other military materiel that the Lusitania
That wasn't proven until 9 years after that was published.

>>94532388
I do want Hans to gas you, but I'm not German. I'm just sick and tired of having to be in a union with whiny bitches like the Poles and Greeks who don't pull their weight, get tons of money from those of us who do and throw childish tantrums and scream and whine about how they're being oppressed whenever they're expected to fulfill their contractual obligations. A man is not worth more than his word and the word of a Pole is apparently worth nothing.

>>94532576
>get tons of money
You think they get it for free? You are underestimating German's cuntiness. They would never spent a single dime on Poles, if they wouldn't earn two dimes on it.

>contractual obligations
What obligations? You don't mean refugees?

You are right in one regard, I wish Germany would respect obligations like convergence criteria that they broke, avoiding controversies, like with Volkswagen, and let other countries be more competitive, instead of their "Germany First" policy.

Also, I wish there was solidarity in EU, like not doing deals with Russia, like with NSII

I miss the EU when it was all about free borders, free trade, and one currency, without politics.

>>94532473
It was always strongly suspected, even if it wasn't conclusively proven until fairly recently.

I completely forgot about that Priest was writing this until I saw the storytime.

>>94528861
>>94528948
>>94531585
I don't know if it's a /co/ thing or an American thing, but every female character who isn't nice at all time seems to be a "cunt" around here.

I really like Phil Noto's works here.

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>>94533206
Marvel seems to have two modes these days for women:
1. Be an authoritative asshole (Medusa, Carol)
2. Be Cute
Don't get me wrong, DC has done this a lot in the past, but they don't really have a A-list woman leading a book not named Diana right now.

>>94528982
LOCKJAW IS CUTE!
C U T E

>>94528787
Gud page.

This was actually a pretty good book IMO. Maybe if Marvel had started out the Nuhumans like this they would have gone over better.

Why does Noto same face women? He doesn't really have that problem with men

>>94531585
Because it is hot

>>94528680
how did they fuck up the placement of the price box this bad?
maybe their editors are too busy drinking milkshake

>>94528680
I am so excited to read an Inhumans book not by that fucking bore factory Soule

>>94529116
>Secret Warriors
>Black Bolt
>Royals
>now this

where were you when the Inhumans line became one of the strongest at Marvel?

>>94537472
>shitty
>canceled
>canceled
>shitty mini

>>94529899

That issue was an odd retcon that makes the ages of the Inhumans confusing. Lee and Kirby had Triton be the first Inhuman to leave Attilan in a long time, possibly centuries, and this was shortly after Black Bolt became king.

Then that issue says he'd left before, when he was younger, during WW1, which makes him really old.

>>94537570
Black Bolt isn't cancelled and neither is Royals. This is good and secret warriors is alright

>>94529079

She should be a lot younger back then, though. When Black Bolt was 18, she was 7.

>>94537207
... you know that Soule hasn't been writing Inhumans for months now, right? Ahmed's Black Bolt and Ewing's Royals are both really good.

>>94538864
Sales are awful for all of these books so if they aren't canceled by the next round of solicits I'll be surprised.

And this book is retcons on top of retcons

>>94538864

Black Bolt and Royals both feel like they're going to be miniseries rather than ongoing books, though.

>>94533784
Still, it's just a woman being mad at a dictator and at the two men who put her life in danger...

>>94535707
Maybe he tends to draw his ideal type of women?

>>94540365
But anon she's being mean,

>>94530837
>Triton fans
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wouldn't say "fan", but I like Triton, he's an under-used character with plenty of potential, and a good look that even a TV budget can't replicate.

>>94530892

Maximus' insanity has some contradictions, though. The Lee/Kirby FF appeared to have him become insane after he lost the throne to Black Bolt.

That Avengers issue which told the tale of how their parents died, it came years later, and revealing he'd been insane the whole time since before we first saw him didn't fit so well with his first appearances in FF.

>>94530900

Either she's joking, or it's a major retcon, since Black Bolt's parents kept him in isolation until he was 18, for fear of what his powers could do to Attilan.

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>>94541965
They should team him up with Namor. They were pretty good friends in the 80s-90s.

>>94542089
It could be that he is mad and they just hasn't done enough to earn the Maximus the Mad title.

>>94542119
Joking likely since isolation chamber is mentioned here >>94528756
Priest probably wouldn't make such a slip up in the same chapter

>>94542162
Unless he is doing it intentionally because angry about ethnic politics again.