Was he just looking for an excuse to kiss Westley? He did say

>>94519106
Makes sense

No, Wander is pure

>>94519469
pure homosexuality

>>94519498
Yes.

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>>94519106
Why did he never come back in Season 2?

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>>94519106
d-do you think wander would suck my dick if I told him it'd turn me into a good?

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>>94523975
person?

>>94523975
>>94524026
It never hurts to help.

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An excuse to post Wander is always appreciated

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>>94524198
This is fucking fantastic, charming fanart and I wish I could enjoy it but I keep getting distracted by Sylvia sweating in the hot sun

>tfw no enough fanart of sad wander
Why is he supposed to be this happy?

>>94524658
There's that great pencil-looking gif of him crying. Funnily enough it's one of the few things that makes me cry.

Anyone here have it?

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>>94524799
While I don't cry, I definitely do experience some strong emotion watching it.

>>94524799
>it's one of the few things that makes me cry.
>>94524836
This seriously made you cry?

>>94524836
Thanks, anon. You've gotta wonder...just what would drive Wander to a point like that?

>>94524859
Yeah, sorry, hyperbole. The first time I saw it I broke down but that was on top of other issues I was having at the time. It guess it just hit home to see a character I'd grown so attached to cry in such a realistic fashion.

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>>94524875
I don't know, but it excites me to think about it

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>>94524658
a bleeding shame

>>94524875
Wander can get sad as easily as getting happy. It can be literally anything.

>>94519106
What a fag. Shoulda been kissing Sylvia.

>>94526859
Why would he kiss a giant lizard

>>94523975
http://i.imgur.com/3SPaITI.png

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>>94526873
>he wouldn't kiss a giant lizard

>>94527061
Not only is it fucked to kiss a giant lizard but it would also be literally impossible because of the snout

>>94524198
but anon, Spring goes in-between Summer and Winter

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>>94527086
>>94526873
even zbornaks need love, anon

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>>94527086
>hasn't kissed his gf on the nose before
try it sometime, op. you'd be surprised at how sweet it comes across.
that being said, if my gf was suddenly an intelligent giant lizard i'd do more than just kiss her.

I would HOLD HANDS WITH her

>>94527188
>holding hands
>with a big ass lizard with hard and rough scales everywhere
Why

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>>94527275
looks soft to me

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>>94527275
Love anon. Love.

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>>94527347
and squishy

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>>94527354
>love
What is that?

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>>94527379
Well, love is...it's this feeling you get when you see someone, deep down inside of you. Your heart starts pumping, and you just feel happy all over. It's the strongest most wonderful feeling you can have for someone!

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>>94527492
>you feel happy all over
I never feel happy

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>>94527688
Have you considered dating a lizard?

>>94527775
Reptiles have no feelings

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>>94527379
>>94527688
>>94527798
>anon was a reptile all along

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>>94527813

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>>94527798
Anon, is >>94527813 true?

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>>94527896
W-WHY OF COURSSSSE NOT!
I-IT'SSS REALLY DUMB AND MAKESSS NO SSENSSE!

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>>94527988
But why would you think liking Lizards is gross unless--

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>>94528035
!!

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>>94528046
You don't feel like anyone likes you!

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>>94528057
How do you know...

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>>94528094
That's why you're on /co/, you're lonely.

>>94528116
HOW DID YOU GUESS
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE

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WANDER! I'LL FUCKING IMPALE YOU AND THEN MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF YOUR THROBBING FLAYED FLESH IF YOU EVER TRY TO INTERRUPT MY FUCKING WORK! SINCE THE GODDAMN SHOW IS OVER, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO WITNESS MY REAL NON-FAMILY FRIENDLY SIDE!

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>>94528150
There's a whole lotta friends out there, anon. Sure, /co/'s kind of your thing, so there might be a few awkward dinner parties. But if my fat, lizard-lovin' ass can get invited to house parties, anyone can.

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>>94519106
>tfw you will never watch pic related
It hurts

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>>94528211
>non family-friendly side

Hater, you saucy man

>>94528234
I tried but it doesn't work
I'll just hide in my cave as usual

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>>94528415
Are you sure, anon?

>>94528460
Not even Wander's tricks can help me, i gave up a long time ago

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>>94528460
>Wander will never help and walk you through your issues

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>>94528530
Well, as long as you're content.

Take care, anon.

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>>94528548

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haha whee

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>>94526884

How old is wander?

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>>94530121
Old enough

>>94526884
>foreskin
He'd probably circumcise you himself to help you out with the ladies.

>>94532030
Imagine being so insecure about your mutilated dick that ever time you saw a whole one you felt the need to defend your own.

>>94532030
>>94533968
Would Wander rather suck a circumcised dick or uncircumcised dick?

>>94530121
At least 1000 years old, really makes you wonder how much of his friends he has outlived.

>>94527911
anyone have gif or webm?

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I WANT IT BACK

>>94538217
>Wanderer above the sea of fog
Nice reference.

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>>94534253

he has the experience of a thousand different alien dicks, anon. i don't think it'd make much of a difference.

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>>94528116
>That's why you're on /co/, you're lonely.

REEE I go here to escape, don't fucking remind me.

>>94540848
it's okay to cry

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>>94542218
I wish it were that easy, anon

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>>94519106
>tfw dominator never got to hear the ballad

Ow my heart

Is Silvia a lizard? I always thought she was a spacial horse. Also, I shipped Wander and Silvia, does that makes me a fag?

>>94545248
It's the best ship. Wander's love saved her from a life of evil, now he gets to ride around on his horse gf helping more people.

>>94545248
She's a yoshi

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>>94545248
Abso-damn-lutely

>>94539525
Does he like sucking dicks or does he just do it to make someone happy?

>>94544680
Would it have worked if she listened to it?

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>>94546413
Yes.

>>94546443
it worked on me

>>94522164
AFAIK, his VA was busy.

>>94546960
Fucking finally.

I was waiting 2 days for someone to answer that

>>94547187
it could have also been planned for season 3

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>>94547187
>I was waiting 2 days for someone to answer that
>posted almost exactly 24 hours ago

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>>94547207

>>94547391
>my brain processed 23 hours and 24 minutes as 24 hours and 23 hours

I'm a sleep deprived retard, I admit it.

>>94547187
>>94547207
I like how the crew explained it like "Westley went to another galaxy to help others"

Did Dominator murder anyone?

>>94546930
Yes?

>>94548012
Just a couple of billions.

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what does /co/ think of this pairing?

>>94519106
Wander is clearly bi and would let anyone and anything fuck him if it made them happy.

>>94550701
He's not bi. He doesn't have any sexual urges himself, but he's willing to make anyone feel good.

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>Wander has more lewds than literally everyone in this show including Dominator

How does this make you feel, /co/?

>>94550675
Probably the pairing I'd get behind the most, but I'd like to imagine they'd still fight each other regularly like in battle royale

On the flip side this is really cute. Saved.

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>>94550729
pretty sure dominator still wins in the lewd department but I'm still okay with this

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>>94550831
>dominator still wins in the lewd department
'no'

>>94527151
Best friendship.

>>94526859
Absolutely retarded.

>>94530121
Probably as old as the universe.

>>94551502
What's with this "wander is too old" meme? Does the show even state something like this because I don't remember.

>>94551730
Wander looked the same 1000 years before when he was called tumbleweed.

>>94551730
People started talking about it after "The Waste of Time" because Wander/Tumbleweed saw planet conjunction (which happens once in 1000 years) with Major Threat, while absolutely ignoring the fact that it was another galaxy.
Anyway it's confirmed that Wander didn't age at orbble station, just used fake beard to not to make Sylvia sad.

>>94524836
my biggest kink is seeing normally hyperhappy characters fucking break down and be miserable and cry, that gif should've happened in the cartoon goddamn it
it happened with the pink pony and with david from campcamp and I couldn't be happier, any other instances of this?

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>>94550831
>homo sapiens

>>94548012
Planet Janet, probably.

>>94548012
I've heard Doom Dragons didn't survive

>>94553448
She was on honeymoon in another galaxy with Maurice.

>>94552240
>my biggest kink is seeing normally hyperhappy characters fucking break down and be miserable and cry
Are you me? I'm currently writing a Wander/Hater AU fanfiction where Wander is a servile in Hater's ship and also a public sex slave for watchdogs. I made it as heartbreaking as possible.

And you wear a stupid hat.

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>>94553558

>>94554682
>"Wander fainted. This was meant to be obvious since his scrawny orange ass was flinching after serving dozens of hungry watchdog dicks. His body was full of bruises, wounds and bites from the last session in Lord Hater's Hate-bed. Move fuck toy, our lord's been waiting for you! Wander whined and kept walking towards Hater's chambers after hearing that angry command filled with a secret lust. Another humiliating pleasure session was about to commence.
>Ahh, you look sexy as usual, said Lord Hater, ogling Wander's weak and fragile nasty body whilst carefully choosing a sadistic toy for the ever moving night. Say Peepers, what should we use for this night?
>"I say something more rewarding" said Peepers. He was enjoying his sight after suffering endless ridicule from Wander. Seeing his arch-enemy reduced in this state gave him a secret pleasure. Peepers knew what to do when pleasure kicks in.
>"May I warm your imperial bone while you choose what do do your lordship?" He asked Hater.
>"I was thinking when you would do that" said Hater after giving a lustful kiss to his most faithful soldier. A little warm in would also stimulate the furball's most secret desires. Hater knew how to torment his captives... and also knew their most deepest pleasures. Like every true sadist, he knew when to keep his cock wet.

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>>94555193

>>94555193
Where can I read it all?

>>94555271
>"I'm going to make you the biggest cum whore in the galaxy!" Lord Hater whispered to Wander's ear as he filled his soggy butthole with his green glowing love juice. Wander, being a toughened star nomad, had been experienced quite awful things. But this was the worst.
>"Oh lord, what kind of awful fate is this" thought Wander. "First I lost my best friend, and now I'm still paying my race's horrible punishment." Since Nomads, though now a forgotten space race, had been sinned and cursed for enraging an elder Time God's wrath. After suffering enless torments and genocides, he was the last surviving memeber of his abused kin. For this I must bear my punishment he thought, and maybe the Gods' will have their mercy on me. He shed a tear for the endless abuse and torment of his wretched race he was cursed to bear througout the eternity unless the sadistic whims of destiny would be satisfied. But when, he thought, O LORDS, WHEN MY ENDLESS BURDEN BE LESSENED LEST I HAVE DEPARTED FROM THIS WRETCHED EXISTENCE?

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>>94555193
>>94555777
Uh, what the fuck is this thing?

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>>94555777
This guy can out-autism even dominator

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>>94555940

>>94555970
>bad fanfictions filled with degeneracy and edge are fun

>>94556195
>implying it isn't

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>>94555940
At least Dominator can socialize with people relatively normally

>>94556271
>autistic teen that destroys galaxies because of Penguin of doom level of randumb and thinks she's stronger than she actually is
>can only socialize with people when she pretends she's someone else

>>94556195
>using the d-word unironically
Stop pretending like you understand the quality of a fanfiction /pol/.

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>>94556405
>everyone that isn't a faggot like me is a normie
>everyone that i don't like comes from containment board /pol/

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>>94556337
>destroys galaxies because of Penguin of doom level of randumb

She does it because she finds it fun, anon. Do you need overly complicated motives for every bad guy you see?

>and thinks she's stronger than she actually is

The whole catch to Dominator was that she was the strongest villain in the galaxy. Lord Hater is obviously more powerful, but the difference between the two is that Hater is usually too busy sabotaging himself with his insecurities to remain a stable threat, while Dominator is actually competent and can be one.

>autistic teen that can only socialize with people when she pretends she's someone else

She acted the exact same as she usually does, up to and including cracking jokes about planetary genocide, and she got along fine with Sylvia. Her actual social skills are fine, if unremarkable.

Dominator is an awful person anon, it shouldn't be hard to think of negative qualities about her that actually hold up

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>>94555777
kekked and checked

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>>94553766

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>>94556195
Absolutely. The harder it tries and less aware it is of its own shittiness, the better.

>>94561646
>Wander! What did you have for lunch? Oh, that's right. You're starving.

>>94555777
>O LORDS, WHEN MY ENDLESS BURDEN BE LESSENED LEST I HAVE DEPARTED FROM THIS WRETCHED EXISTENCE?
This has quickly escalated from 50 Shades of Grey to Hamlet.

>>94551497
rainbow strike, is that you?

>>94563647
>rainbow strike
Huh, /co/ knows about this guy?

>>94563862
shhh,

he doesn't deserve it.

>>94564138
ok.

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>>94563862
>>94564138
Alright, who's rainbow strike?

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>>94565556
A small youtuber that's obsessed with Sylvia. Ships his OC with her, makes videos of WoY either fawning over Sylvia or bashing characters like Janet that are mean to her.

Please no bully. I don't want a WoY equivalent of tranny phantom.

>>94566001
>>94565556
Here, take the quiz

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/take-quiz.php?id=1606191626351525&lnk&

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>>94566102
What the sweet fuck.
I smell a potential lolcow.

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>>94566001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GryZfkhCaZ0

I'm impressed by their lack of shame.

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>>94566001
guy who first brought it up here. tbqh I waifu Sylvia pretty hard, too. But I don't take it to the autistic levels this guy does, nor do I make it public.

I have shame.

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>>94568332
>I have shame.

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Of course he did. Why wouldn't Wander want any of this?

>>94566102
>favourite music artist
>kidz bop
this guy is unreal

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They're similar characters in a twisted kind of way. How would Wander deal with him?

I came in here expecting WoY fujobait and only ended up disappointed

>>94571537
Try /y/

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>>94429928
>mfw a Wander thread hit bump limit for the first time in months

it feels good to talk about this show again, anons. thanks for the good feels

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>>94573081
Thank you too, my anon friend.

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Anyone have the full image of this?

>>94526884
>not reciprocating at the same time
>not petting him at least
You don't deserve Wander

>>94573171
Where have you found it?

>>94550675
>peepers
>settling for some frumpy zbornak
Nah, not even close to his type.

>>94573232
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/81696001/#81729366

>>94573277
shit, it's really impossible.

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>>94573140
>it's a "character meets with his idol" episode
>character is disappointed not because the idol is a cunt, but because he's a good person
Fucking loved it

>>94527911
>Sylvia will never brap on you.

>>94570527
It's impossible to cross Xavier over with anything.

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>>94573277
I found this drawfriend's gallery on DA
https://kianite.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=scraps
Maybe someone can ask them to post it again