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Will Lotor be a better emperor than Zarkon? Will his Voltron

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Will Lotor be a better emperor than Zarkon? Will his Voltron be cooler than the ones the Paladins have? Also, of all the creatures in the world, why the fuck did the engineers choose lions as what they were going to turn Voltron into? Why not something actually aerodynamic?
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>>94506377
> Also, of all the creatures in the world, why the fuck did the engineers choose lions as what they were going to turn Voltron into? Why not something actually aerodynamic?

Because that seemed like a COLL IDEA *TM in the 80s and authors didn't want to stray from the source material. That's it.
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>>94506377
Better question: if the whole of the Galra empire is only actually evil because Zarkon and his wife got zapped by evil extradimensional ghosts why is Lotor also evil?
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>>94506377
>Will his Voltron be cooler than the ones the Paladins have?

LD Voltron is a little bitch so it wouldn't be too hard.

>>94506438
His parents went from being noble heroes to abusive villains.
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>>94506438
Was Alexander the Great evil?

Lotor wants to create multicultural empireu under his rule like Alexander
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>>94506500
Anon they explicitly showed that his "honorabu emperor" shtick is bullshit right after he won his duel, and if he were actually just a guy with different priorities and not an outright villain he'd have attempted to talk to the Paladins/Allura

It's just a plot hole

also weren't zarkon and the witch supposed to be out in the boonies of space with no way back? Did they just forget that?
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I'd vote for the Great Uniter. She'd steer the galaxy in the right direction.
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>>94506478
>Noble heroes
Zarkon was never noble or heroic. They just settled on a truce so their star system wouldn't descend into total chaos.
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>>94506377
He'll probably be better than quintessance!Zarkon, but not original Zarkon. Who knows, we didn't get much insight into his character this season so it's hard to say.
>why the fuck did the engineers choose lions as what they were going to turn Voltron into?
Stop with your logic, this is an American kids' cartoon based off of an 80s Japanese cartoon.
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So is Shiro gonna pilot his own Voltron or what?
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>>94506438
Because he was raised by evil people?
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>>94506602
He's gonna lose a leg as well and get stuck as mission control.
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>>94506537
>plot hole
Fuck why is this fandom so retarded?
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>>94506631
No, they didn't. Someone came around and fixed the ship. They didn't destroy everything like they wanted to. Plus I doubt anyone's just gonna let the boss stay stranded.
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How big is the Galra Empire?

None of the maps they show actually give a good indication.
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So since we're talking about Altean Empire reality, here's some topics:

>Did Zarkon ever meet Honerva in this reality? She seems like the type to be holed up in her research lab & therefore wouldn't have a reason to ever meet the King of the Galra since the comet never crashed on Daibazzal.
>Did the Alteans exploit the Balmerans? Did they control the Olkari or work with them (since the King was shown to be easily corrupted in canon)?
>Did the Alteans make it all the way to Earth's solar system & conquer Earth or did Sven mirror Shiro in that he was an astronaut who escaped the Empire?
>How did the Galra manage to kill King Alfor in the first place? All their advancements & huge warships were derived from comet research & Honerva. The Alteans had the upper hand with their teleduvs & alchemy.
>Why was there a war in the first place if Zarkon never got zombified by Quintessance from the comet's rift? Was it internal/external politics from the other warring races that the OG Paladins had to deal with in canon?
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>>94506688
From the first episode it looks like a good 3/4s of the universe. Close enough at least that Earth is under imminent threat of invasion within the next decade or so, and Daibazaal is on the other side of the universe.
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>>94506673
>someone came around and fixed the ship
wat

Literally the entire point of season 2 was getting that ship into deep space to the point where without wormholes they can never get back to inhabited worlds. The plan succeeds.

Then in season 3 lol Lotor and generals can just jet back and forth

If the flagship and fleet aren't actually hamstrung, if they can freely fly back to Altean space, then the Galra empire has lost nothing except Zarkon and not only was season 2 pointless but season 3 makes no sense.

Not even Voltron can stop such a massive fleet from imposing its rule over a galaxy - he can only be in one place at a time.
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>>94506756
right, but it it the actual universe or just the known universe and it's just 3/4 of the milky way?
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>>94506377
>aerodynamic
cuz dey in space
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>>94506586
>Gandhi-Hitler
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>>94506795
>Altean space
No such thing.
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>>94506797
They only ever say universe and I've never seen anything to suggest they're constrained to the Milky Way
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>>94506688
>tfw no sci fi references Foundation anymore.
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>>94506725
>>94506586
More importantly:

Is Lotor leading a ragtag group of Terran misfits to save the universe alongside his corrupted witch-mom who doesn't remember she's his mom?
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>>94506725
They did the typical British Empire thing of slaving and oppressing others in the name of bringing civilization to the savages.
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>>94506869
The only reason why I'm curious is because in map >>94506688 the Galactic Empire controls 25 million worlds just in the Milky Way alone. It would be obscene if the Galra controlled that much and more.
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>>94506841
Ghandi launches nukes for peace whats the problem
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>>94506886
Maybe? What would even be his role in that reality? Allura was full Altean so her racism made sense in the canon reality, but other reality Lotor would probably be more conflicted because he's a halfu.
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Remember the Drake equation.
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>>94506928
The Alteans killed my dad and my people, but they're also sort of my people. Oh what to do? Hunk, no, Quintessence is not for eating.
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Is it VLD thread or just Lotor thread?
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>>94506877
>>94506688
>They will never reference an alternate universe where the Galactic Empire is canon
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>>94506438

>parents are immortal demons
>who rule an evil empire

shit I dunno
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>>94507043
Would Quintessence extraction in the AE reality be as advanced as in canon reality? I always figured that the Galra focused on that because they didn't have a natural ability to manipulate it.

Would the Alteans even bother with extracting Quintessence? Although from how Hira reacted to Allura, maybe Allura either found a way to stay immortal without turning into a withered hag like Honerva or she just died young but still runs the empire as AI Allura.
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>>94507055
Both. We're actually having decent discussion tho so please keep shitposting to a minimum.
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Idea: Honerva in the AE reality (if she never met Zarkon) was the one who developed that device that enslaves people into non-cogs & was the one who influenced Empress Allura.
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>VLD thread
>actual fucking discussion

the shitposters must be exhausted what with all the Rickposting these days
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>>94507136
AI-llura: (choking Lotor with mechanical appendages) It's no use, little prince. I've become all-knowing, immortal, and all-.
Lotor: Hackable.
AI-llura: Wh-?
(Gets shut down and stored)
Lance: I can't believe that worked!
Pidge: I can't believe she managed to fit into this flash drive.
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>>94506438
He wants daddy's attention.
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>>94507136
I think she's been long dead, but still holds legendary status as being the one who united the universe and destroyed the Galra. She may have even been the one that created the mind control devices, extracting their quintessence and thus their free will.
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>>94507375
Yeah, but I would have expected Hira to have at least taken a few seconds to recognize Allura.

This is either bad writing or it implies that Empress Allura either didn't age or died young & every Altean only knows the teenaged looking AI Empress Allura.
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>>94507430
I wouldn't be surprised if she died young. Conquering the universe is no small feat.
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>>94507055

Post more cute Lotor
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Why does the empire even need Voltron when they can make giant monsters that are just as strong as Voltron?
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>That feel when waiting for Honerva/Lotor SS
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Kuron is love.
Kuron is life.
Kuron a miracle of the universe.
Kuron may do some bad things in the future, but he still a good person, inside and out.
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>>94507784
Those Robeasts are fucking shit, m8. The only decent one was eye boy, and even that one got BTFO as soon as the Paladins were experienced enough.
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>>94507760
I wonder if this means that AE reality didn't have AI Alfor or even just Coran with Empress Allura. They would have curbed her intense racism, unless AE Alfor & Coran were heavily anti-Galra because of whatever reason that the Altean-Galra war was started over in that reality.
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>>94507760
>>94507824
Oops, I left out the whole "Yeah, Allura's kind of reckless at times so she probably got herself killed early without her paladins/friends to stop her."
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>>94507794
>waiting for straight porn, let alone SS in this fujo-infected fandom
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>>94507810
That one that sucked things up only lost because someone suicided.
Why don't they send more than one robeast against Voltron at once though?
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>>94507882
Because regardless of how many they throw at them, Voltron is still the strongest thing in the universe, barring Zarkon and Lotor's ship. They can maybe catch the paladins or incapacitate the lions, but they'll still live on.

Besides which, "throw a robeast at it" obviously isn't working, and I wish Haggar got with the program.
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>>94507430
The fact that she immediately recognized her made me think Empress Allura was still alive.

Episode when they meet Empress Allura and she's DTF Keith when?
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I wish they gave more attention to Nazi Altea alternate reality. But the whole episode felt like it was needed just to introduce a chunk of asteroid and make a Sven joke.

I hope at least fic writers wont fail me and we'll see some lenghty stories about noncog labor-driven society.
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If the lions choose who can pilot them, how was Zarkon able to control the black lion? Was it all just a test for Shiro? Why test him if he's gonna be teleported out of there soon?
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>>94507940
They are both on space meth. Zaggar can't even remember that they are their pairing, let alone actually kill voltron.
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So what must it be like, being the designated successor to an immortal emperor?
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>>94508022
You expect too much from this fandom. Honestly, I was surprised that there wasn't a bigger outcry of backlash over the creators for daring to make the space Pee-Oh-Cee evil Nazis. I've already seen people whining that Lotor's a space Nazi.
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>>94508193
I can't wait for them to bitch about how Lotor has an eye for Allura and not the "goddesses" in his posse instead.
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>>94508192
Probably fun. All the benefits of being Heir to the throne and knowing that you'll most likely never need to take on the responsibility.
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>>94507940
>"throw a robeast at it" obviously isn't working
I don't know about that. They only beat eyes the first time because a planet helped them, and that sucky one because a guy commited suicide to take it out.
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>>94508193
Now you mentioned it, it's weird indeed. Both Space Kuvira and Space Mengele were dark-skinned, SJWs missed such a perfect opportunity to make a big fuss over it. I'm almost disapponted.
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>>94506602
Second comet made of multidimensional alloy.
Part of it has already been turned into a ship.
Rest will be turned into 14 other vehicles to form another Voltron (Dairugger XV). Pidge will find her brother, who will pilot one of those ships.
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>>94506438
>if the whole of the Galra empire is only actually evil

Except the whole the Galra empire isn't only actually evil and there's only a certain specific subsection devoted to the whole being evil as a career path just like any galaxIES-spanning star empire, you mong
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>>94508269
They're either too busy fangasming over "other" aspects of s3 (which I won't bring up because we're discussing VLD not fandom drama) or they just blacklisted that episode in particular like how they blacklisted the Blade of Marmora episode.
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>>94508263
Fuck you. Haggar must have given him the suck ability because of all those lunches he stole.
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>>94506795
I would hazard a guess that as far away as they ended up, Hagar recognized where they were and how close they were to where Lotor had been exiled.
Lotor being half Altean may mean he has his own Teleduv, and he wanted the pieces of the super Teleduv to retrieve the flagship back to Galra central command.
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>>94508453
Do you think Lotor is magical like Allura or Haggar?
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>>94508481
Did Haggar get her magic from the quintessance? She wasn't part of the Altean royal family and she was never shown to have any magical prowess until after she became "Haggar".
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>>94508453
I'd say yes, but fairly weak compared to mother or Allura.
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>>94508535
She was an alchemist like Alfor.
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Nanny was a member of the Blade of Marmora and stole Keith who was an experiment!
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>>94508556
I know, but what does that have to do with her magic?
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Keith's mother is Haggar
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>>94508621
Alchemy is magical.
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>>94508631
Keith is Sincline!
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Don't die. I want to talk more Voltron.
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Do you think Shiro will die?
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>>94509031
I think one of them will.
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>>94509031
Kuron might. I really hope both/all come out okay, though. There has been enough Shiro suffering.
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>>94509179
I want some sort of Shiro to get with Romelle. Preferably S1/2 Shiro.
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>>94508535
I think she did. They didn't really show the special alteans use energy-beams like Haggar and the Druids, otherwise you'd think Allura would just do that in combat. She'd have also realized Haggar was an Altean even before her face came uncovered. I don't know why Allura can withstand rift-creature-quintessence-magic, maybe that's something specific to royals.

The real question is : can Cova use magic?
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Lotor is totally going to be the final Big Bad after Zarkon dies and Haggar either dies or is redeemed.
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>>94509371
>Redeemed
I said this in the other thread: she doesn't deserve redemption after 10,000 years of bad deeds.
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>>94509236
She seems really young if she's the person in the leaks. She could be just a petite woman though, but she seems like the "nice ohime-sama" stereotype.
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>>94509383
That was as Haggar though, not Honerva who lost her memories and had no control over herself.
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>>94509236
I want to wait and see how Romelle is interpreted before doling out Shiros. I know Lauren likes her so I'm sure she'll be an interesting character, though.
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>>94509418
I thought she forgot she was married because she'd been alive so long; not because she was bought back to life.
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>>94509438
She's an amnesiac who's spent her entire remembered life under the control of some living energy source.
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>>94509466
If they pull 'she's just corrupted' shit I'm out.
That's Warcraft tier bad writing.
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>>94509401
She could be petite or what if she's taller than what she looks?
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>>94509494
But she is just corrupted, anon.
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>>94509438

To be fair, from the flashback it seems her mind was going from the illness even before she died.

My question is this: are Sarkan an Honerva actually the same people as they were before death? Or are they meat puppets being possessed by those extradimensional monsters?

Because the personality shift after autoresurrection was pretty big, and they are both obsessed with quintessance harvesting now.
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>>94509664
>My question is this: are Sarkan an Honerva actually the same people as they were before death? Or are they meat puppets being possessed by those extradimensional monsters?
Zarkon could be, because despite everything, he's made no indication towards affection for Haggar, or even any sign he acknowledges her as his wife.
Haggar's just an amnesiac.
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>>94509664
Yeah Haggar was changing, and I noticed it when she was talking about the organism.

I wonder why Lotor has white hair.
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>>94506377
>Will Lotor be a better emperor than Zarkon?

Honestly, Haggar was the one holding the empire together, especially in S2. Lotor would probably be a great emperor but he's too reasonable for his dad's space lich meth shenanigans and is probably going to spark a civil war because of it.

>why the fuck did the engineers choose lions

There was only one engineer, Alfor. And he really really liked lions.
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I miss him.
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>>94506537
>Anon they explicitly showed that his "honorabu emperor" shtick is bullshit right after he won his duel

Not really. Anyone would have sent a potential traitor out into the outskirts.

Lotor shows throughout his screentime that he's got a sense of honor and sportsmanship. He compliments Allura during their dogfight, for example, taking his loss on the chin.

Considering his entourage, he almost certainly does believe in reforming the Galra Empire into something less... Sith-ish. But that doesn't mean he has to be nice about it.
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>>94506596
>Zarkon was never noble or heroic.

He seemed like both, dude. His society wasn't ideal, but heroism and nobility are separate from morality.
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>>94506537
>and if he were actually just a guy with different priorities and not an outright villain he'd have attempted to talk to the Paladins/Allura

Continuing the campaign against Team Voltron serves two purposes to the Acting Emperor:

1) Shows the Paladins that just because they beat his father, he isn't going to be similarly bested

2) Shows his troops that he can fight Team Voltron better than his dad

So it's pretty much a power move that gives him more gravitas for whatever he wants to do moving forward
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>>94509664
My guess is that they're the same people, but they've had their memories scrambled and they're being influenced by these quintessence entity things. Not quite possession, more like a backseat driver sort of deal.
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>>94509371
Nah.

Lotor will eventually help defeat his father, mostly because he finds out both his parents are being manipulated by malevolent otherworldly aliens and wants to free them. And because he really does want to change the empire into something different, I think.

Zarkon and Haggar will both shake off the creatures' influence at the very end, using their immense quintessence powers to hold off/defeat the true big bad when it rears its head, and will die together as a result. They'll be holding hands at the end.
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>>94509949
It was bullshit anon. Ultimately he sent Throk there so when he invaded the place, Throk would get killed.
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>>94510191
>All this happens
>they never once tell Lotor that they love him

Kek
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>>94510211
Throk was a scheming douchebag.
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>>94510191
>And because he really does want to change the empire into something different, I think.
-Nah, he just knows how to be manipulative. It's why he completely annihilated Not!Starscream's career after he "forgave" him.
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>>94510191
>Zarkon and Haggar will both shake off the creatures' influence at the very end, using their immense quintessence powers to hold off/defeat the true big bad when it rears its head, and will die together as a result. They'll be holding hands at the end.
More like Haggar will survive, and we'll get a reversal of their scene from E7, with her at the side of her husband's deathbed. As he passes, she almost calls upon quintessence to bring him back, but stops herself, letting him rest.
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>>94510224
They might tell him with their dying breaths? Or, Lotor might have to sacrifice himself to take them out? Maybe he'll even hold them as they all die together?
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What are the chances of a lion created from the ore they stole / a lion hidden away by Zarkon, and Lotor being its pilot?
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>>94510235
Fuck you, I wanted more out of Throk. Also pot calling the kettle black, Lotor.

>>94510270
Nah, they don't say it at all.
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>>94510191
>Lotor will eventually help defeat his father, mostly because he finds out both his parents are being manipulated by malevolent otherworldly aliens and wants to free them.
With how much care he's shown for them so far? It's more likely he's the physical manifestation of those things. A quintessence antichrist.
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>>94510256
You don't reform an empire by being 100% niceguy all the time.

Lotor seems pretty damn adamant about being different from Zarkon when he was talking to Haggar. He at the very least does want to reform the empire in a way he sees as better. He does already walk the walk by having a posse of half-breed generals when everyone looks down on them.

Doesn't mean he won't be a ruthless fuck while doing it. Throk was an ardent traditionalist and there was no room for him in Lotor's vision. Killing him was a dick move, but that's realpolitik.
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>>94510224
Why would they? Lotor is a shit kid.
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I can't wait for Lotor to ask Keith to join because he is also a half-breed. When Keith vehemently refuses, Lotor will act smooth and say the usual "You'll see to it my way. They don't know what you've been through as I do."

Whenever Keith continue to BTFO of Lotor with his unorganized and unorthodox strategy, I will relish every single REEEEEEEEEEE from Lotor.
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>>94510321
I doubt that growing up with Quintessence Lich Meth Sauron for a dad was an enjoyable experience.

I'm not sure he even knows that Haggar is is mom.
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>>94510354
>In their last dying breath they utter "...we love... you...Sincline..."
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>>94510431
He's certainly got the two-faced charm and naked ambition of the Antichrist down.
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>>94507291
We got it all out of our systems last night.
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>>94510354
And they were shit parents. Mom worked all the time and ignored them both. Dad was fucking around with his friends doing Voltron shit. Lil' Lotor can't reach the microwave to heat up a burrito because Galra are selfish jerks and won't help him.
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>>94510534
Maybe he should've been born cuter. Also, it's called get a chair to reach the appliances/cereal.
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>>94510486
>"...finally remembered my name..."
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>>94510534
I want Keith to be Sincline so that Lotor can remember having to haul his baby brother around and share snacks with him and lots of hugs, only to have that one bit of happiness taken away by a thicc Galra nanny who keeps a weird knife around.
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>>94510191
This guy gets it. They are basically the Malfoy family.
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>>94510623
>"We were talking about Keith. "
And then they died.
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>>94508229
Lotor was exiled until they needed an emperor pro tem.
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>>94508377
what happened with the BoM episode?
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>>94510703
A lot of emotionally charged Keith and Shiro interaction.
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>>94510701
Throk was the only one who called him an exile, and in the same breath he mentioned that Lotor allows the worlds he conquers to rule themselves.

So he probably wasn't actually exiled, just sent away on a permanent Alexander the Space Great assignment.
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>>94508193
>Lotor's a space Nazi

The fuck? Are these people retarded?

Lotor is a Space Roman. He's in opposition to the racial purity stuff of the Galra Empire.
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>>94506377
Shiro traveled back in time and told legends about the lions
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>>94510596
Who hurt you as a child?
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>>94510628
This sounds awesome.
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>>94510828
I just want to bully Lotor. He looks like a crybaby.
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>>94510811
It stems from the whole "The masses are easily manipulated" line since Hitler used speech to sway the Germans by exploiting their need to blame someone for their problems.
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>>94510900
God these people are dense. Almost every popular leader has used rhetoric to sway the masses, and Lotor isn't doing the blame game thing.

Disdain for plebs is literally the original Roman meme.
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>>94510828
t. Lotor

You were such a shit.
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Lotor will be redeemed so Lotllura can be endgame
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>>94510850
Sincline was the only light in Lotor's life, and it was taken away by that mega milf. Now Lotor has to deal with negligent parents and piano practice.
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>>94511019
Tell them that.
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>>94510870
That's fine but you never answered my question... Which of your friends and/or family members hurt you?
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>>94511161
And they hit his little fingers with a switch everytime he get a note wrong. Missed points on a test? That's a switching. Did not clean your plate? A switching. A wrinkle on his freshly made bed? Switching and he has to stand in the yard and get sprayed in the face for ten minutes.
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>>94511231
Sincline used to kiss Lotor's fingers after practice to make the hurt go away.

It hurts Lotor more knowing they don't even remember Sincline. He almost feels that his baby brother was an imaginary friend.
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>>94511019
I agree entirely. But Godwin's Law prevails and people will never pass up the opportunity to compare someone to Hitler.
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>>94511145
Never
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>>94511145
Nice try Lotllura ancient.
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>>94511540
People need to stop thinking about Hitler all the time
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>>94506377
>Also, of all the creatures in the world, why the fuck did the engineers choose lions as what they were going to turn Voltron into? Why not something actually aerodynamic?
I wager they're going to tie in Voltron's origin to the Beast King Golion origin a bit, i.e. the sentience of the lions comes from them having been something else before and they had been trapped in the comet that was used to make the lions.
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>Keith is legal
Neato.
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>>94511731
WAN!
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>>94511741
Wait wait part human? Where is this from?
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>>94511741
Do they have the ages for the other characters? How old is Allura?
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>>94511770
Guidebook. Somebody took pics in a discord sever.

>>94511797
No idea, sorry. I'm guessing 18-21 all over since all the novels call them teenagers.
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>>94511741
>Lance is 17
You mad men did it. I remember you all joked about Lance being 17 and Keith being 18.
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>>94511741
>Keith is of legal age for fucking

Holy shit, I can actually look at porn of him now. Thanks /vld/.
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>>94511847
>>94511827
>>94511741
Do we fucking finally have a canonical age for Shiro
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>>94511741
>October
What's his sign?
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>>94511847
Really? Fucking lol, any pics? This is one of the best BTFOs since the naruto ending shambles.
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>>94511883
25. The person uploaded it in a discord. I'm hoping that it'll get spread around tumblr.
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>>94511741
>Keith is smarter than he is stronger
Also that strength thing is a lie. He can punch grown men across a room
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>>94511847
I don't want to derail a good thread with ship talk but real quick does this mean the anti shaladin moralfags can't use this excuse for him anymore
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>>94511887
Scorpio
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>>94511939
This was just literally released right now. The anon here >>94511741 was probably in the discord where it got posted. We'll have to wait and see. Only sheithfags are aware of this since it was a sheith discord.
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>>94511939
Yep, if Lance is 17 they become pedos by their own nonsense logic.

We can probably assume this Keith page is leaked and real because it has the handwriting thing on it.
>Hair ???? mullet. No bueno for the ladies.
>Enough about my hair already!

>>94512018
I saw it on twitter and tumblr, so I don't know any other details. Shit's spreading fast!
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>>94512018
It will be humorous the see what comes out of it. They'll probably blame the creators for changing the age to a make a "pedoship" acceptable, like they did with Allura.

>>94510628
If they introduce Sincline I think it will be as either a reference or new character, I highly doubt it will be Keith.
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>>94512018
So the book is out now? Fucking amazon. I can buy this at the local B&N and post pics instead of waiting untilthe 15th.
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>>94512087
Supposed to be in a week, but I guess since it's just a guidebook for a kids' show it's being released onto shelves as soon as it gets into stores.
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>>94512054
>spend hours calling people pedophiles over a ship due to fictional character ages and a special brand of logic
>it turns you're the one who has been shipping the pedoship all along
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>assume that Keith is like 17
>wtf Sheith is pedophilia!!!!!!1!!1
>He's actually only one year older than that
>Oh it's I guess it's okay now
Seriously?
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>>94512115
I'll take a look today. I work near one and live near another.
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>>94512145
Amerifat logic.
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>>94512145
tumblr.
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>>94512131
Does this mean Klancerjesus is a pedophile?
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>>94512181
People from biblical periods were all about fucking children. Klancer jesus won't care.
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Will Lotor and Zarkon end up working together or will he try to usurp his throne?
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>>94512228
Oh, Lotor's definitely a usurper, but he probably has immense daddy issues and also wants to make him proud.
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>>94512228
Lotor wanted to replace his father in DotU so I'm going for the latter
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>>94511741
>legal Keith

Steith confirmed.
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>>94511922
The stats are generally bullshit.

Allura's entry lists her as the weakest, when she's obviously the strongest.
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>>94512228
Usurp. It's tradition.
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>Keith about to turn 19
>Lance 17
>coming up to a 2 year age gap in an adult/minor relationship
>s3 lance comes to keith and looks up to him to mentor him over the lionswapping so it is also a leader/subordinate relationship

Get the fucking pitchforks, boys.
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>>94511741
>worst boy has the same birthday as me
Am I legally obligated to like him now?
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>>94512253
It would be nice to see that conflict show up for more than thirty seconds in the actual show. I wonder if one of the Paladin's bringing up his daddy issues is enough to trigger him into going berserk and losing the calm exterior. I do love seeing villains break down.
>>94512281
He needs to start showing more potential to be interesting. Once he does that I completely agree.
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>>94512332
She has the same strength listed as Lance and Keith though, while Coran and Pidge are the weakest. I agree Allura should be higher though.
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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Voltron finale. It confirms real Shiro never comes back. (Pic is Kuron)

listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXth84G7dkM&feature=youtu.be
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What backwater shithole makes you wait until eighteen to legally have sex anyway?

Do these tumblrites not realize that sixteen is the legal age of consent in most places?
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>>94512361
But that's not Lotor
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>>94512361
>worst

Keith is best boy.
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>>94512311
Did you mean to type sheith?
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>>94512397
It's even 16 in most of the USA. They think the whole world is California.
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>>94512378
>korean S4 trailer shows Lotor getting buttmad during a fight and when he's fighting lance
Lance teases him over his zombie parents, perhaps? He's enough of a little shit to do that.

>>94512423
No, Steve Ahn/Keith is /vld/'s choicest ship of the moment, because he draws him handsome and slutty.
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>>94511741
I think the more important thing here with that character bio is that Keith is basically Coldsteel the Hedgehog.
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>>94512475
I want Lotor to lose his shit and beat someone brutally Azula style. It's always more fun to watch their collected exterior disappear and then lose control than have them be all about "keikaku" the whole time.
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>>94511741
Is the handwritten portion part of the book as well? Keith writes like a girl.
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>>94512523
I don't buy the half human bit at all.
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>>94511741
Neat, that's almost my mother's birthday.
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>>94512523
But we already knew that, he even has the autism part down.
>>94512544
He looks like a girl too. How about that.
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>>94512544
He writes like a Galra soldier. Bara used to have the most beautiful handwriting before the claws.
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>>94511741
can you post more?
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>>94512547
You just grew too attached to the Sincline theory probably.
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>>94512544
Yeah.
>Hair ???? mullet. No bueno for the ladies.
>Enough about my hair already!
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>>94512616
Sincline or not, I'm taking the whole not answering the ethnicity and saying "half whatever" as something. Even if he was human, pale skin genes doesn't overlap purple.
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>>94512348
It's worse if you try to research Leo and Scorpio

It's an exact match to how Lance and Keith treat each other

Holy shit, Klancers will never let this go
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>whether a character is 17 or 18 makes this much of a difference
I hope Allura turns out to be 17, the fans denying facts and crying that the vld staff doesn't know anything because she's "obviously an adult" were getting annoying. That and I've always seen her as a teenager anyway, it makes sense with some of her actions.
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>>94512544
>tfw before the series started and we only had concept art to go off of everyone thought Pidge was going to be the reverse trap but I thought it would be Keith because he looked more feminine than Pidge and it was Avatar team so they might do something crazy like that since they love female leads so much

I try to keep my theories more grounded these days.
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>>94512655
>pale skin genes doesn't overlap purple
we have no idea how alien genetics work tho, and his mother could be a hybrid herself
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>>94512778
They already confirmed he's half Galra.
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>>94512706
Please.

A teenager can't run her own traveling circus.
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>>94512475
Did another trailer come out? The Korean trailer with Matt didn't have Lotor fighting anyone.
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>>94512706
It only makes a difference to the absolute cancerstains of this fandom, so hopefully their movement will an hero as they scramble to tear one another apart and virtue signal as hard as possible, leaving the rest of us to clink champagne glasses and enjoy the series peacefully.
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>>94512778
We have a clue with the other half breeds. They all still retain Galra traits while Keith has nothing.
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>>94512758
>Keith turns out to be trans
Holy shit why do I find this hilarious
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>>94512655
They're not answering the ethnicity question because they're saving it for a major twist where Keith is facing off with Zarkon and its revealed they must engage in a vidya battle for the fate of the universe. Zarkon may be good but Keith awakens his kimchi powers he never knew he had and destroys him.
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>>94512802
What about a teenager raised to be a ruler?
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>>94512830
As someone with a massive cuntboy fetish I wouldn't be upset in the slightest.
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>>94512830
Because the character they hate so much is a vulnerable population that must be protected uwu~
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>>94512823
Isn't that just main hero syndrome? They had no way to make him purple but still an earthling, so it's either a magic trick, or only quintessence brings it out of him. they could've just written "galra hybrid" if they wanted to keep up the mystery
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>>94512830
>Keith
>not Shiro

Check out this patchy HRT beard vs head hair growth.
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>>94512830
If Keith being female to male ends up being the show's LGBT rep I'll be fucking pissed but then probably end up jacking off to it once I'm less upset.
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>>94512901
They're hiding something. McCree isn't necessarily his biological father.

I find it telling that they introduce the shiftshaping in the same episode as the "burns."
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>>94511741
So, we can get Lotor/Keith fics? Kleithor.
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>>94512932
Plot twist: two trannies
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>>94512954
No thats rape.
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>>94512943
There was also that point where all the paladins get knocked out by the quintessence explosion and Keith was pointedly the only one whose face wasn't visible.

He'll probably purple up at some point.
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>>94512932
Asians are shit at growing beards, so.
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>Shiro is a disabled gay asian trans man with PTSD
Now that's what I call a diversity hire!
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>>94513024
I want to see his purple form.
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>>94512054
I think it says "really bad mullet"
Anyone have more paladin writing samples or quotes from that book? I want to see Pidge's.
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>>94511741
18 and a Scorpio? This shit can't get any better.
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>>94513084
I still want Shiro to die
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>>94513104
Seriously, I'm really hoping that whoever took that one pic took more. I just wanna see what other info it has that we don't already know.
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>>94511741
I'll wait for it to be confirmed real, but it would be fucking hilarious.

>>94512830
Because you know the shitstorm would be huge.

Anyway, what do you think will happen with Matt after he meets up with Pidge? I think he'll stay with the rebels.
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>>94513115
Pisces and Scorpio are a good match, Shiro.
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>>94513189
>Anyway, what do you think will happen with Matt after he meets up with Pidge? I think he'll stay with the rebels.
as much as I want him to become a part of the main roster, I think you're probably right. I think there's also a decent chance that Shiro stays with him, and they wind up being a sort of B-plot. Still working with Voltron, but not always directly. Shiro sticking with the team prevents a lot of potential character growth; you can't have the mentor figure there forever.
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>>94513023
How?! Who is raping whom?
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>>94513084
Kuron is all of those things, Shiro is a normie.
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>>94513186
I'm going to look today after work. Wish me luck.
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>>94513191
Can confirm as a cancer who had a pisces and a scorpio as best friends. Good people. I miss them.
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>>94513031
You must know like zero Asian people
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>>94513191
I know. Water signs stick together.
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>>94513189
>have Keith be trans female to male
>have Lance hit on him because why didn't you tell me you were a girl all this time

Make Lance a shitlord who believes in biology.
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>>94513249
Keith captures Lotor, pulls his long hair and bullies him into becoming the castle's official fuckboy and paladin fluffer.
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>>94513362
What will he do when he finds out trans boy keith has a futuretech cyberpenis.
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>>94513115
I know nothing about meme astrology, do Pisces and Scorpio get along or something?
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>>94513144
But why?
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>>94513387
They're one of the most compatible signs in the zodiac.
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>>94513387
Yeah, 70-90+ percent match according to astrologers and witches.
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>>94513383
Rip it off and tells her to accept who she is. Keith realizes the errors of her ways and that there is still time to connect to the lord. Keith goes back to being female full time as she now knows she was tempted and swayed by the liberal agenda into believing lies. Lance becomes a pastor and marries Keith
who is a good wife and together they fight the liberal agenda. Klancers get their endgame ship.
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Actual photo of klancefags right now.
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>>94513246
I just don't know what he'd even do in the castle, you know? I don't think they'll make another Voltron or special lion for him to pilot, so.
Maybe he'll have a moment with Pidge where he talks about how he wants to help fight the Galra and this, fighting with the rebels, is the best way he can help.
I don't know about Shiro. I know people want him to lead or don't like Keith being the leader, but I just don't see that happening. The next part of his arc will be clashing with Keith, so maybe he'll also have to figure out where he fits in now.

>>94513362
That would be crazy, but there's no way it's happening kek
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>>94513531
I've seen a few claiming that the guidebook means that Keith is about to turn 18 already. Even though it says 18, right there. They'll be in full damage control for the next month or so at least.
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gotta love the mice
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>>94513589
>>94513531
>They're both legal where I'm from
Why are people so retarded?
Fucking Hollywood.
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>>94513531
Dumb question, but what section of a Barnes & Noble would the book be in? Cause I'm in a B&N right now but I don't know where to look for it.
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>>94513606
Real mice anon you had an imposter last night.
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>>94513623
Most likely the kids section, maybe where they keep comics.
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>>94513531
At least the Leo-Scorpio description is creepily accurate

http://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/compatibility/leo-scorpio/
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>>94513623
Uh, kids or comics? Just ask a store assistant and say your kids want it or some shit if you're embarrassed.

We're your kids now.
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>>94511741
Tumblr is saying this is fake...
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>>94513531
Do we have an official age for Lance?
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>>94513531
They seem to be doing fine, they're also rejoicing over Lance and Keith being a Leo and Scorpio or something.
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>>94513665
>1% emotional compatibility
>5% intimacy and sexual compatibility
Sounds about right.
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>>94513695
I thought they'd twist it into something like this, yeah
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>>94513642
I know, and I shall thank him for replacing me while I was away.
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>>94513674
>>94513649
I asked, they don't have it yet. Sorry guys.
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>>94513727
Considering how at odds Keith and Lance are, the staff definitely researched extensively on the zodiac

But if Shiro is Pisces, Lance is Leo and Keith is Scorpio, what are Hunk and Pidge?
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>>94513695
Why, aren't those two of the least compatible, whilst sheithfags get basically most compatible?

Or is this one of those mental gymnastics things.
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>>94513675
But 25 year old Shiro was totally real, huh? They've been BTFO by their own rules.

>>94513695
Water and fire signs are fundamentally incompatible. They're in denial.
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>>94513789
I think Hunk was a Capricorn and Pidge was an Aries.
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>>94513776
I'll try later. Thanks for trying.
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>>94513801
>>94513805
It's that the Scorprio-Leo dynamic perfectly matches Keith and Lance's interaction in the show
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>>94513776
Thanks for trying for us, anon. It may be others countries or states get their books first, though, so we'll know soon enough.

I'm really curious as to Allura's "sign".
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>>94511741
Anti sheithfags BTFO! How will they ever recover?
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>>94513369
this is the sexiest shit i have read all damn day
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>>94513907
By having Kallura be canon.
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>>94513144
Take your best shot, he's hidden behind 40 Shiros.
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>>94513826
So:

Shiro- Pisces
Keith - Scorptio
Lance - Leo
Hunk - Capricorn
Pidge - Aries

... huh, a quick search shows that it does fit
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>>94513923
Wouldn't that just outright kill them? They'd prefer homo to fetishise any day rather than the dreaded HETERO. I know when Allura was called a teenager tumblr klancefags started trying to team with sheithfags to bully kalluras, but sheithfags told them to fuck off.
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>>94513907
By still fixating on the age gap and bringing up the fact that they were friends long before Keith was legal so it's still creepy. Which is kinda true

Sheith is a useless ship plagued with yaoi stereotypes anyway. Either go Steith/Shlav or go home.
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>>94513923
Nah, Kallura could be cute and it's fans are chill.
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>>94514030
Are you saying Keith will never get to rescue and romance his previously unattainable teenhood tittymonster crush?
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>>94514142
No, because the real one he first met is long dead.
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>>94514030
Six years isn't the biggest gap in the world but yeah they probably will blow it out of proportion.
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So what was up with the thing Lotor built from the comet?
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>>94514319
>that Lance
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>>94514319
legs
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>>94514319
what the FUCK is this
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>>94514302
Most of their parents probably have at least that. And it's honestly a pretty acceptable age gap.

Hell, I dated a 27 year old when I was 18, it was considered fine by both of our friend groups and my own parents. Most 18+ normies do this.
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>>94514402
an earlier Voltron show
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I FOUND THE REST YOU GUYS
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>>94514474
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>>94514442
The fuck is that nasty goblin?
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>>94514402
Voltron Force. Boring formulaic "sequel" to the original DotU that nobody liked too much and shilled its own original characters donut steel too much.

>>94514474
NICE, POST THE REST
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>>94514402
Literally an attempt to make a sequel to the original show almost 30 years later.

I don't know why they would bother, a direct continuation of what's two unrelated shows stitched together seems kind of bothersome.
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>>94514474
Kek and we had faggots here claiming Shiro being 25 was edited
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>>94514503
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>>94514474
>Space dad
end my life
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>>94514534
I don't think Allura has one, or if she does then the person who posted the rest didn't post it.

>>94514530
Yeah, it always looked pretty legit to me
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>>94514419
I think anon meant that it'd be creepy if Shiro was around since Keith's preteens/early teens while he was growing up, it's usually seen as somewhat uncomfortable circumstances. I dated a 28 year old person when I was 20, but I met him at that age.
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>>94514503
>>94514534
>only two year age difference

YES, it can happen!
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>>94514534
PIDGE IS ITALIAN??
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>>94514512
Lotor.
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>>94514513
>Boring formulaic "sequel"
You forgot incompetent.
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>>94514302
As someone who has a 6 year difference between me and my cousin, I can tell you it feels like a massive gap to the younger party, especially when you're only just breaking into your teens.

I really don't see life getting any better for Sheithfags after this. The gloating at the dumb faggots who kept insisting Keith was 16 is fun, but antis will still find a way. I mean these people go ape shit over the age gap between Phara/Mercy and Widowmaker/Tracer, for crying out loud.
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>>94514534
>Italian
hairy pidge confirmed
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>>94514534
Ok I don't give a shit about the ages but Pidge being Italian is messing with my mind.
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>>94514503
Look at this underage minor child.

>>94514534
Italian? So much for all the Wonderbread jokes.
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>>94514590
The farther north you go in Italy, the whiter they get.
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>>94514534
Italian? fucking kek
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>>94514503
>spends the entire third season being voice of reason
>lowest intelligence

Something seems off here.
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>>94514544
Hunk wrote that. Let him have some fun.
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>>94514474
>SPACE DAD
They actually did it, the absolute madmen
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>>94514534
Italian, what the hell?
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>>94514534
Pidge confirmed Italian...what the fuck
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>>94514565
I think it depends how long they've known eachother. Probably a couple years, like they met when Keith joined the Garrison and supported him.
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>>94514534
>Italian

This is the dumbest thing in this book. I doubt there is a single Italian with the surname Holt.
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>>94514503
Klance is paedophilic, I hope they'll do apology blogs for survivors
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>>94514534
Pidge is full of surprises. First she's a girl and now she's an Italian.
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>>94514319
kek that Neopets/Winx Club art style always gets me.

Also the fact that Sven doesn't even exist in this version is triggering.
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>>94514685
Half Italian on her mom's side, maybe?
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>>94514534
>Holt
>Italian
Barely even white, into the trash it goes
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>>94514534
No way are these guidebooks real. They have to edited. No way is Pidge an Italiano.
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>>94514474
>Space dad

He's only 25 for fucks sake.
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>>94514534
Everybody is BTFO by Italian Pidge
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>>94514728
I'm betting she's just one of those mixed "I'm irish and polish and italian and english and german" situations
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>>94514700
He did, though.
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>>94514534
The fuck kind of Italian surname is Holt?

Maybe it's half on her mother's side?
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>>94514030
There's a six year age gap and I was friends with my husband for ten years before we got together.
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>>94514534
Alright then if Pidge is Italian then Keith has to be the white rep. Italians aren't white.
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>>94514748
Do you not see Hunk's color writing? Tyler approves of spacedad and made multiple jokes about it.
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>>94514761
That's a bigger shock than the ages to be honest.
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>>94514779
I know a couple in a similar situation. They knew each other for years in a platonic way before eventually getting together, it's not that weird.
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>>94514534
This is a fucking bombshell. Next thread should be about Italian Pidge.
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>>94514563
>Nothing about him being the best engineer of the group
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>>94514779
Why couldn't your husband find someone who's his intellectual equal rather than prey on a retarded teenager?
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>>94514534
>>94514503
Think Pidge has a family recipe for garlic knots?
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>>94514534
>15
Fuck it, I can work with that. Two year gap is reasonable, at least neither of them ARE OVER 18 LMAO HOPE YOU LIKE THAT PAEDO SHIP YOU GOT THERE TUMBLR I'LL TAKE THAT APOLOGY IN WRITING
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>>94514781
Che? Italians are pretty fucking white in the North, and tan in the South.
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>>94514826
I wasn't a teenager when we got together?
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>>94514474
Oh yeah, and if there was any doubt, Shiro confirmed as Japanese. I know I remember seeing some tumblr randos insist he was white.
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>>94514831
Actually this reveal makes Pance probably the least problematic ship.
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>>94514825
As per usual. They could've just written him as a trainee in the Garrison kitchen and nothing really changes apart from the "garrison trio"
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Lance=17
Pidge=15

The ship gets closer to canon everyday. If Keith is over 18 I'm gonna lol my fucking ass off at Klancers
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>>94514865
Nope that's Hunk/Lance
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>>94514883
He's 18 exactsies.

This one >>94511741
got posted a little while before the others.
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>>94514865
That's Hance
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>>94514854
Why couldn't your husband be friends with someone who's his intellectual equal rather than hang out with someone 6 years his junior? No self respecting, non-mentally stunted 25 year old would want shit to do with an 18 year old.
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>>94514865
What a glorious day
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I remember people here were wishing for Keith to be 18/19 and Lance to be 16/17. Now you all got your wish.
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>>94514894
Where's the page my man? I like these guidebook pages and I want to buy one are they sold at like walmart or something?
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>>94514534
Also, stoked about the use of girl pronouns.
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>>94514915
Meme magic is real
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>>94514915
And we are living it up lemme tell ya.
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>>94514915
MEME MAGIC IS REAL.
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>Pance is now the most likely palaship
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>>94514503
>>94514563
Lance and Hunk lewds are now illegal and Lancefags/Hunkfags are officially pedos
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>>94511741
>Birthday: October 23

So does that mean that he's gonna be 19 or that he's 17 now but decided to put 18 instead of 17 because his birthday is next?
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>>94514944
>>94514959
If there's anything the past few days have taught me, it's that meme magic is the most powerful force in the Universe.
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>>94514966
The book is officially out next week. Dude's currently 18.
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>>94514903
And yet it's still a more emotionally fulfilling one than the one you currently don't have.
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>>94514966
He's about to turn 19. They would put 17 otherwise.
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>>94514563
So apparently Hunk doesn't have a full name.
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>>94514781
>part Human, part Galra
That's all it says, which I think technically makes him purple.
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>>94514915
MEME MAGIC
E
M
E

M
A
G
I
C
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>>94514966
The show exists in a different timeline than real life so idk if they're actually that connected.
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>>94514915
I guess the only thing meme magic can't do is saving Galras
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>>94514991
Neither does Lance. Dunno why they put full names for Shiro and Pidge and not the other three (well ok pidge's makes sense)
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>>94514987
>implying

I'm happily married. Sorry you got stuck with a mentally stunted creep.
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>>94514915
>>94514944
S H A D I L A Y
H
A
D
I
L
A
Y
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>>94514563
>nobody commented on Hunk's page
Also, we don't have a sample of Shiro's handwriting?
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>>94514534
I was hoping for 16 but that's better than 14, maybe the infantilization by the fandom will let up just a tiny bit

>pance is like a high school freshman going out with a senior
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>>94514926
Scroll up to see Keith's page.
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>>94514534
>Italian

This seems like them trying really, really hard to not have an American on the team. Holt is not an Italian name. Shit, why didn't they go with German? That'd make sense.
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>>94506424
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>>94515037
Also, if anyone is gonna have a birthday within the show, I think it'd be Pidge.
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>>94515037
Maybe she skipped a grade too. She's probably a hf autist and/or gifted.
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>>94515052
Pidge is a wonderbread mix but her mom is mostly Italian so she identifies as that.
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>Klance logic before reveal
KEITH IS 15 BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT LATE TEEN MEANS BUT SHIPPING HIM WITH PIDGE IS STILL BAD AND SHIPPING CHARACTERS OVER 18 WITH CHARACTERS UNDER 18 IS PEDOPHILIA
>Klance logic after reveal
t-there's nothing wrong with a 1 y-year age gap...e-even if they're o-over 18


So they're shit ship has been confirmed to never happen and they're pedophiles by their logic, how will klancers ever recover?
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>>94514929
good spot, hopefully that'll finally shut all those idiots up aw who am I kidding they're not gonna stop are they
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>>94515037
Shit, yeah, it's completely plausible.

Antipance BTFO.
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So... how old do you think she is? What's a possible sign for her?
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>>94515021
We saw Shiro's full name in the first episode, along with the Holt's, so that's why they're the only two with last names. The other 3 must be being withheld for the sake of plot reveal.
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>>94511741
Writing on the very top of the page is cut off.
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>>94514534
Holy shit she's Itaian!
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>>94515090
Her zodiac sign is Space snail
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>>94515082
>how will klancers ever recover?
denial and goalpoast-moving
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>>94514999
Well if Pidge was 14 and now it says that she's 15 I guess they're kinda connected. Unless she was 15 since the beginning and the whole "Pidge is 14" was bullshit.
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>>94515023
And yet you're obsessing over the age gap of fictional characters in a ship that isn't even canon.
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Is it time to get the champagne yet?
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>>94515120
the "pidge is 14" thing was always vague and not really confirmed. It was just the writers going "14? yeah that sounds about right" when asked.
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>>94515052
There are Germanic Italians in the north so it's possible for her to be an Italian with the surname Holt but I doubt they were ever thinking that much.
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I made a present for you, /vld/

http://www.generatorland.com/usergenerator.aspx?id=17232
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>>94515090
Probably 18 or 19. 17 at youngest.
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>>94515127
we poppin the biggest bottles when pance still doesn't happen but at least now we can dream
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>>94514534
>15
>Still 5 foot nothing
>"She'll grow, you guys", said delusional anons being BTFO
Yeah, right. Pidge only has three years for growth left. Face it, anons, you like a manlet.
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>>94515037
He only just had his birthday. Wouldn't it be more like a freshman and a junior?
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>Pidge is 15
>still so flat and small

Damn, somebody give that poor girl some growth hormones.

Also, will we ever know Matt's age?
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someoooneeeessss not taking it weeeeelllll~
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>>94515081
Irish Colleen BTFO?
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>>94515150
holy shit dude thank you for this gift
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>>94515122
Obsessing? I don't even ship anything, I'm just saying Sheithers are still fucked. Calm down m8.
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>>94515090
i'm gonna say 18/19, cancer maybe, but i'm not into star signs much so i'm probably completely off
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>>94515178
Probably in later infobooks. He hasn't really done anything yet.
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>>94506438

Because is the child of two demonic zombies?
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>>94515150
It depresses me how much a lot of those look like actual fanfictions.
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>>94515150
>shirocest, MPreg, vampire AU, langst
My sides
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>>94515183
God normally I'm not a fan of all the tumblrposting on here but GOD this is delicious.
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>>94515090
Her is "Dad's Little Princess Forever." Allura is a gentile space lady. She will never reveal her age.
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>>94515150
kek
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>>94514534
Don't italians get sick tans? With her hair and eyes she'd look like a sun goddess
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>>94514474
I still wish they made Shiro half Japanese, half Swedish instead of full Japanese.
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>>94515150
Sheith Vampire AU. Tagged with - Gay Keith, Angst, Xenophilia

I'm perfectly fine with this
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>>94515183
We're gonna need a bigger HOAD.
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>>94515255
She mentions in season 2 about getting sunburns, which is why I think Italian is like 25% at most. She a wonderbread european mutt.
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>>94515174
Actually, women don't finish growing until their early 20s. But Pidge just might be petite and that's totally fine.
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>>94515227
That's the point. If anyone has any other shitty tags/tropes to suggest I think it'll let me add them to the generator.
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>>94515243
Allura will still be obsessing over tea parties, dress ups, and pink ponies when she is the human equivalent of 60.
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>15
>25
ha haaaa......

fuck
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>>94515150
>Klance Disney AU. Tagged with - Space Mom Allura, Self-harm, Shirocest

Sounds like a mixed bag.
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>>94506377
Number one OTP, it will happen.
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ur all 18 yr olds now
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>>94514534
>Pidge
>Confirmed Italian
It's official: there are no White Paladins in team Voltron.
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>>94515308
>Not shrek au
but they're both dreamworks
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>>94515150
>Shance Coffee Shop AU. Tagged with - Space Dad Shiro, PWP, Memes

fucking amazing
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>>94515282
>Lance gets raped by his dad
>group therapy
>chat group fic
>self harm
>Yuri on Ice AU
>Homophobic slurs
>Period appropriate slurs
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>>94515324
Shit's like the Dead Sea.
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>>94515318
Shiro will remain single forever https://bext-k.tumblr.com/post/161646593767/shiro-is-not-a-sexual-predator-he-is-in-no-way-in
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>>94515207
>Starts bitching about Sheith age gap
>Gets called out for caring that much
>"lol jk bro I was only pretending to be retarded!"
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>>94515090
She should be a fair bit older than everyone else. She was a baby in the earlier half of the flashback episode, and that was before Alfor got old. Considering how long Alteans live for (source: Coran stating straight up that he's several hundred years old), Allura SHOULD be at least a hundred.

But this is probably just a continuity error and she's nineteen or so.
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>>94515340
North italy? Everyone's white there, also Keith's half ayy lmao half texan.
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>>94515324
What a sickening pedophilia defender we have here, fellows.
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>>94515353
>chat group fic
god I hate that shit. will add all of those.
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>>94515255
Yeah, right. I'm italian and I can't tan at all.
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>>94515090
She gets the slipperies.

Glorious, sexy slipperies over every inch of that delicious brown.
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>>94515090
10,021
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>>94515377
>texas
>white
come on now
>>
Alright so like, are these the current ages, or the ages they were at the start of the show?
If the latter, then Lance would be 18 right now, wouldn't he? Since his birthday passed already.
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>>94515340
Italians can be pretty white, dude.
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>>94515411
This is the future anon, the wall was built decades if not centuries ago
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>>94515282
Nonbinary
coffee shop
flower shop
soulmate au
hp
Rivals
ABO
I could suggest all day
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>>94515282
song fic
wing fic
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>>94515306
Shidge is even hotter now
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>>94514829
!!!!
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They betray me, they didn't keep their promise, they trick me and I don't care anymore.
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>>94515150
>Shatt Warrior Cats AU. Tagged with - Group chat, Rape/non-con, Sex pollen
the worst one yet.
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>>94515371
>considers my post bitching

I think you need to take a breather and go outside.
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>>94515340
Is "italians are not white" a meme or are they not considered white in America? Because Europe considers italians white.
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>>94514534
>>94515340
>Lance, despite being tanner than half the team, is actually the Whitest member in the group because he's Mestizo.
It only keeps getting funnier.
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>>94515370
Bex isn't a writer, silly goose, she's a VA. She's just engaging with antis like an idiot.

No pairings will be canon, anyway.
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>>94515415
The book says 17 so for all intents and purposes he is 17 at time of publication. Stop trying to find loopholes for your paedophilic tendencies you foul degenerate.
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>>94515411
There are quite a few whites in Texas.
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>>94515282
I don't know all of what you already have but

walmart AU
group chat fic
he/him pronouns for pidge
langst
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>>94515178
My wife didn't even start her development until she was 16
Now she's DD
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>>94515507
I demand a Otayuri-tier witch hunt over Klance
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>>94515524
I had a coworker who was a flatty until she was 20.
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>>94515524
So she's a fatty?
>>
You know, we were having such a good time not talking about tumblr.
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>>94515470
I think it's mostly a meme, but the swarthier ones might be considered slightly not-white? Not sure.
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>>94515306
10 years is small time. My parents have a 25 year age gap.
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>>94515470
It depends. Southern Italians are sometimes considered not white. Tumblr types try to claim them as "POC" when convenient. And even some Italian immigrants don't consider themselves "white" in the sense of, say, Scots-Irish people. But most people tend to consider them white, I think.
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>>94515324
>an 18 year old dating a 25 year old is bad
>my parent's have a 7 year age gap
Watch out parents, your child about to dox you
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>>94515553
Post more of these. They nourish me.
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>>94515546
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>>94515507
These people are so stuck in this dumb fucking ship war they haven't even considered that the people immediately calling Klance a paedo ship now are maybe just maybe trolls who knew they would react in this gloriously retarded manner. No, it must be other shippers unironically using this as ammunition for ship supremacy. Fucking hell these people need to get some perspective.
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>>94515553
You should have known it wouldn't last. At least the first half of the thread was good.
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>>94515454
>>94515507
Will Klancefags stop ignoring the superior gay Lance ship now?
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>>94515280
I get sunburns too despite tanning really well for the most part, from exposing myself for too long or getting in the sun for the first time after a long winter. Pidge is just an outdoors hating nerd who doesn't know/care about the first thing about burn prevention. But I'm officially headcanoning that she'd be like me and get a really nice golden tan
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>>94515546
No, late bloomer.
Not all girls hit puberty at the same time, and not all girls develop at the same rate
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>>94515553
We'll go back to jacking it over Shiro's titties and photoshopping pidge into an italian sterotype next thread, i'm sure.

This is too funny. Not quite alluragate funny, but still pretty great.
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>>94515324
>age gaps are bad and unhealthy!

This is how you know these people are dumb teenagers. Age gaps mean nothing once you leave your teens and realize that time and maturity are often not linked at all.
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>>94515617
The only true healthy ship.
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>>94514530
Reminder that Sheithfags can be just as retarded as any Klancer.
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>>94515486
>guidebook states he's bonded to the blue lion.
>current season he's with red.
>it's been said before that a year has passed within space already.
i don't think so, BITCH.
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>>94515645
These threads certainly prove as much.
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>>94515643
What if I told you some of them are over 20
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>>94515553
Oh fuck off you wet blanket, we're having fun
>>
>>94514530
Idiots will believe what they want to believe, and they will jump through any retarded hoops to try and justify it. This place can be every bit as retarded as Tumblr.
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>>94515647
>it's been said before that a year has passed within space already.
who said this?
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>>94515647
It also shows him with a red beyard
He hasn't bonded with blue
I'm betting he'll be back in blue at the start of s5
Alluras being made out to be the leader of the coalition
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>>94515667
And they're so quick to say they aren't.
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>>94515617
Hunk and Lance are the same age. This is the only healthy and appropriate ship in the series now.
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>>94515647
He's bonded to blue. The lionswapping probably isn't permanent, or they'd swap armour colours. We know they can, since Allura made hers pink.
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time for klance confirmed posting
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>>94515617
>no age difference
>poc
>supportive
>has a fat person
>gay

why isn't this their staple pair? it has all of their flags raised
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>>94515553
We're having a good time, let us have this.
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>>94515687
Unless you don't consider gay ships healthy
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>>94515553
Hopefully it won't always be this way. Can't stand tumblr discourse threads, they're all the same shit.
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>>94515470
As a European, yeah you'd probably say they are white but there is a big difference in Northern European white vs Mediterranean. They're edging into that weird space the Greeks occupy where they're stuck in the middle
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>>94515686
They're a thin-skinned people. I've seen them ruin many a thread, but they still think they're innocent.

Anyway, glad we aren't far from 500 posts. People can get all this age and ship shit out, and hopefully, the next thread will be decent.
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>>94515678
>It also shows him with a red beyard
What are you talking about? >>94514503
>>
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>>94515673
>>94515713
Why do you even care what dumb tumblrwhales think? Unless you're a Sheith shipper?
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>>94515703
>4 months from now
>My best friend and her partner broke up! Turns out they both like men after all! I am so confused!
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>>94515755
It's funny to see them being complete hypocrites? Fuck off man
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>>94515742
Guess I'm seeing things, sorry
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>>94515686
That's the funny thing. Guarantee most the anons getting wet over triggered Klancers and who keep trying to make these threads go back to nothing but tumblr wank are Sheith cancer.
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>>94515740
>People can get all this age and ship shit out, and hopefully, the next thread will be decent
I feel that's naive. The Shalura dead party went on for a few threads
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>>94514530
Yep, I was in the thread confirming the thing was legit. The Sheithfags kept saying the pics were edited like "oh I can clearly see pixel distortion", "the 25 is too big" and whatever. I went down to Walmart and had a look at the Voltron toys. The Shiro one has "25 years" printed on the back of it. That shit wasn't edit.

I told other people that this wasn't official confirmation so we should wait. Now we know that Shiro really is 25 thanks to these official handbooks. Case closed.
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>>94515643
This. Keith probably had to fend for himself for quite some time as well, being an orphan. So even if he's physically 18 turning 19 he's most likely to be way more mature than that. In series, too, he strikes me as being more mature than the garrison trio even though they're around the same age. FFS, he's the team leader now, and deemed worthy of it by the Black lion.
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>>94515755
Not much into shipping to be honest, but seeing Tumblr overreact to nothing again and again never gets old.
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>>94515715
Yeah, but then you'd be a faggot.
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>>94515755
Laughing at BTFO fanships is traditional for every fandom. It's fun.

It's not like we're discussing some tumblr gender theory shit or /pol/faggotry or whatever. We are laughing at the hypocrisy of a group of very annoying people. This, frankly, is a far preferable discussion to what most of /co/ gets up to these days.
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>>94515755
Dude, I'm not a fan of Sheith/its shippers either but you really need to chill out, not everything is about them. Sometimes it's just fun to see a bunch of hypocrites scrambling.
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>>94515792
You're right, and I remembered that not long after I posted. This crap is gonna go on for a while. Whatever, I guess I'll use this time to catch up on Killjoys and Dark Matter.
>>94515804
The 25 was clearly the same size as the rest too. Denial and shipfaggotry is a stronger drug than Quintessence.
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>>94515748
it's just.....sad at this point really
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I love Katie!
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>>94515710
Hance is officially the best ship.
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>VLD staff: We don't want to confirm any ages, we want you to use your imaginations! (:
>klancefags continue to annoy everybody in the fandom to such a degree it spills over into /vld/
>harass VAs and try to blackmail the studio over arbitrary ages
>release this book anyway

Good shit, good shit.

>>94515804
I dunno, i'm a kallurafag and I thought that looked edited as fuck, but they're a third party cheap sweatshop toy company so they probably just fucked up the font.
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>>94515772
>tumblrwhales are retards

My god, world shattering information. I can't believe it took only, what, a million /vld/ threads constantly talking about this and posting evidence of this to prove it?

C'mon nig, even I liked tumblr drama back in the early days of these threads, but shit is stale and beating a dead horse at this point. I dunno how you can still care this much unless you're a bitter shipperfag.
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>>94515831
BTFO fanships are the most memorable discussions on any /co/ thread. I still remember the crash and revival of Starco.
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18 is literally an adult...you can get married, vote, buy a home, etc the only thing you can't do is drink so is keith not a tumblr adult until he's 21?
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>>94515306
Dude if you were thinking about Shidge anyway it should have been obvious from the start that there would be a massive age gap. Half the appeal of it is watching people get triggered over it.
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>>94515831
>This, frankly, is a far preferable discussion to what most of /co/ gets up to these days.

But it's a complete drop off in quality compared to the earlier portion of this thread.
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>>94515831
This. Remember all the Avatar/Korra meltdowns? At least we contain our stuff to one thread.
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>>94515850
Ditto
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>>94515804
Sheithfags are retarded, anon. There's no point in trying to reason with them.
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>>94515710
Klance fits their fujoshit tastes more.
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>>94515831
>>94515869
>>94515920
>/co/ is shit
>therefore we should be shit

Cancer.
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Klancer Jesus is a confirmed pedophile. Someone call the police.
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>>94515755
>people laughing at something to do with Klance?
>THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF THOSE NEFARIOUS SHIETH SHIPPERS
>and vice versa
For someone who speaks so disparagingly of Tumblr you really seem like you would fit in well there.
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>>94515710
They don't remember Hunk exists half the time. All those angst fics of no one supporting Lance while Hunk is right there.
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>>94515920
Dude, relax, we'll get back to it when this all blows over.

The Lotor discussion was kinda over anyway, since the totally 100% gonna happen theory has already been posted somewhere up there.
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>>94515860
My absolute favorite part is how they derail toward complaining about how happy all the Shaladin shippers are, rather than addressing how their own warped definition makes klance pedophilia. makes u think
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>>94515951
Though this is the end of the thread, so whatever, go nuts. Problem is I know every /vld/ thread from this point on will be nothing but this.
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>>94515919
Threads will get better and worse as people focus on different things.Right now, people are laughing at tumblrfaggotry.

The only thing you can do is to ask people questions and present theories to distract from the laughing. No good bawwwing over a 4chan thread not going the way you wanted, lad.
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>>94515951
If it bothers you that much you can leave nigga. This shit will be over by next thread it's just funny to shitpost about hypocrisy.
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>>94515981
Uhh, fuck, I missed. This was aimed at >>94515919
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>>94515951
Nobody is making you stay, dude.
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>>94515804
>"oh I can clearly see pixel distortion", "the 25 is too big"

Those posts had me confused because I was looking at those images in the thread too and I didn't see any signs of editing. I was wondering if those people were just making shit up or if my eyesight was just getting worse. Now I know they were just being delusional and talking out of their asses.
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>>94515979
Sheithshits have proven they're retarded in these threads, anon.
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>>94515981
>the totally 100% gonna happen theory has already been posted somewhere up there.
can someone show me this? I missed the earlier part of the thread
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>>94515951
>expecting any good content on /co/
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First B&N had it!
I'll take screenshots when I get home after buying more scrubs.
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>>94515919
Thread quality is always gonna fluctuate. Don't worry, we'll get back on track in a few hours.
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>>94514820
Agreed, this blows my mind to insane levels
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these guys really don't realize they're the laughing stock of the fandom
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>>94516002
>This shit will be over by next thread
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>>94516042
Nice
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>>94516042
Damn I was there yesterday and I looked up voltron and didn't see it time to look at their official site I guess.
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>>94515971
Klancer Jesus is ok
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>>94514820

Someone make an italian Pidge edit for the next OP quick.
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>>94516042
Nice luck my dude!
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>>94516037
Speaking as someone who came from /tv/, this place is not nearly as shitty as you think.
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>>94515090
Is there a page on the book for Allura? What else is on it by the way?
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>>94515998
HOly shit I'd be so into chick shiro

>>94516019
Yeah, they had me questioning my own judgement, cause the 25 fit in perfectly with the text layout, and it'd have to have been a truly impressive editing job.
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>>94516026
Uhh, it's near the very beginning of the thread I think.

The one about Lotor probably trying to free his parents from quintessence monster control and Zarkon/Haggar getting a "I WILL NOT DIE A MONSTERRRRR" ending.
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>>94516042
Nice! Tell us Allura's age/star sign and Shiro's cup size/measurements, please.
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>>94516042
Yea boi
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Here's the HOAD
http://imgur.com/a/zEwXt
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>>94516037
>he thinks /co/ is bad

You would die on /v/ and /tv/.
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>>94516042
Nice, thanks anon. Hoping they didn't leave Allura's profile out
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For anyone with little siblings/cousins, how did they enjoy S3?
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>>94516052
What's hilarious is that they don't realize, or refuse to acknowledge, that the other people don't actually have a problem with the age gap. They're just laughing at how Klancers' retarded rules for acceptable ships now crash their own.
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>>94516042
fuck yes, you are my hero anon

it's also wild realizing we have some kind of doctor-type in these threads. Sometimes I forget that y'all are real people who sometimes have lives n stuff
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>>94515850
Katie loves everyone
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>>94515979
Found the sheither
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>>94516127
I go on all those, including /toy/ and /vp/, though /co/ is just shit to me since I don't have cartoon waifus.
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>>94516052
Klancers: say any relationship between a minor and an 18+ year old is pedophilia
Shaladins: point this out
Klancers: WHATEVER SHUT UP YOUR SHIP IS WAY WORSE

God I love this so muchand I don't even ship shiro with anyone
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>>94516166
>not having hunk as your waifu
shit taste desu
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>>94516125
>Keith hasn't matured fully
Nigga fights in a robot war on a daily basis and spent a year looking non stop for his senpai leading to him getting kicked out of school I don't get why tumblr likes to baby the fuck out of Keith desu.
>Sheith won't be canon
No shit Sherlock, Sheith is my otp but it's never gonna happen. Kallura is however.
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>>94516042
Does is say how long Coran's monster cock is? This I must know.
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>>94516085
Seriously, /co/ is the only board I've used regularly in YEARS because it largely manages to be pretty good in between all the shit-flinging.
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>>94516125
And it's only been a couple of hours!
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>>94516145
My sister thought Zarkon was a huge heartthrob. She didn't like how we never saw the reunion with not!Shiro but other than that she liked the season.

I think she only counts as little relative to me, though.
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>>94511282
>(You)
I am so sad right now. I want to fight those parents.
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>>94516145
The real question, and ask your sibling what they think happened to Shiro.
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>>94516125
I see the Discordfags are following 4chan traditions.
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>>94514503
EL CUB "ANO"
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Honestly the Pidge being Italian shit is blowing my mind more than Keith being legal.
Does this mean Sven was the only true white representation?
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>>94516225
Your sister has good taste.
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>>94516153
Yes, one of the Kallura elders actually goes to med school. Maybe that's why he doesn't come around much anymore.
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>>94516192
You got me there
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>>94516019
>t-the 25 is a shoop!

Oh fuck, I remember that. It was hilarious reaching and proof they're literally no better than the anti-Shaladins the anons ITT are making fun of. Wasn't there a huge shitstorm of Sheithfags in that thread trying to insist they're not as bad as Klancefags too?

Stay hypocritical, /co/.
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>>94516235
Keith could still be half
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>>94516145
My nieces are still too young to watch Voltron(they still get pretty scared by most conflict), but I'm excited for them to try it in a few years. What's a good age for Voltron? Like 9, maybe?
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>>94516145
>>94516228
I have an 8 yr old brother who liked it, he was surprised by Haggar being Zarkon's wife and noticed "Shiro" was really different. He thinks it's a clone too.
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>>94516125
>"all but Shiro are teenagers"

EIGHTEEN IS A TEEN. TEEEEEEN, it's in the word! You can be a teenage adult.
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>>94516250
One of the old drawanons, biorobo, is a dentist. It's part of the reason she doesn't come around anymore, she's so busy with work, sh doesn't draw as much as she used to.

Plus she hates the fandom now and spends time on /v/.
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>>94516235
Y O U R I G H T, K E I T
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>>94516187
Same, not even a shipper but nothing makes me happier than seeing Klancers and Shitluras getting BTFO
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>>94512706
The irony of those "she's obviously a grown up" is that they are potentially being racist too (Projecting the idea that black and brown bodies are more "adult."). It's typical fake-libtard bullshit.

And Allura tries her best but there are many times where her immaturity shines right on through. Even Coran dotes on her (and not because he is technically her servant) because she's still young. If anything, she acting mature under pressure and because of her upbringing.
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>>94516273
>and noticed "Shiro" was really different
I don't know if that means your lil bro is particularly perceptive for an 8-yo, or if the "there's something off about this shiro" thing was just way more obvious than I realized. I thought it seemed subtle!
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>>94516235
No, Sven is Japanese, just born on planet Sweden. Gooks aren't just born in gookland or stop being gooks once they're born in Europe, you know.
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Who wanted italian Pidge, eh?
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>>94516285
KITTY IS EXCITED
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>>94516197
>Sheith is my otp but it's never gonna happen
yeah, they think the "fandom wars" will determine the show's ending for some reason. I like Sheith because of the foundation in the show but I give no shits about canon, I like it for the lewds. And I see no other self-proclaimed shipper warriors tweeting at and harassing staff on their public profiles for their ship to happen. I just hope they're all tweens.
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>>94516263
Yeah. And if anyone dares suggest they're annoying as fuck, they sperg out and call you a Klancer. I seriously don't understand how the "it was edited!" thing became such a huge deal on /co/. People here are really blind as shit and in deep denial.
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>>94516125
>7 year age gap is bad
I am 18, dating a 37 y-old, have whatever opinion you want, but he ain't a fuckin pedo
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>>94516316
This should be the pic that starts the next thread.
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>>94516153
I'm a shirofag and I am also a nurse :3
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I wish I could draw so I could make all the Pance I want and rub it in the Klancers' faces now that our ship is confirmed discourse-safe.
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>>94516316
That is the perfect level of low effort bullshit, I love it
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>>94515806
I've worked with orphan teenagers quite a bit
They are less mature, like Kieth.
The lack of parental guidance at pivotal moments leads to extremely self-centered decision making
They aren't used to an environment where they have extra responsibilities outside of their own
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>>94516319
>I just hope they're all tweens
most of them are over 15, they've just been pampered their entire lives so they have no real problems so they create problems for themselves by bitching on the internet.
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>>94514534
I thought she was mongolian
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>>94516042
The green lion truly has the cutest face out of all of them. much like her paladin
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>>94516316
MAMA MIA THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL
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>>94516302
I think most of the people who believe her an adult do so because of >>94515374

It's not because she's brown, it's because she's a space elf.
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>>94516319
>We're not as bad guys

This is what sheithers actually believe.
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I loved how Kallura was perceived pedo when their fandom estimate was ~17 for Keith and ~20 for Allura, but now it's "IT'S ONE YEAR AND A COUPLE OF MONTHS, DON'T BULLY US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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>>94516334
Six year. Keith turns 19 in October.

I wonder how many of these klancefags have pedo parents?
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>>94516153
I'm applying to med school now and it's hell. Good luck to all the medfags out there

>>94516356
Pidge a best
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>>94516350
She can be in one of the alternate realities
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>>94516303
They literally had a scene where Kuron runs across a catatonic Shiro they're operating on and freaks the fuck out. If the Shiro they have in the castle right now isn't a clone, there definitely are clones somewhere.
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>>94516316
>ywn eat dinner at the Holt household
>ywn try her mom's spaghetti
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>>94516382
Pancers rejoice, I'm fucking marinating in all this salt right now
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>>94516368
I don't participate in the fandom outside of /co/ so I see the things people post here and heard the drama about the Klancer taking leaks hostage. But I find Sheithers here chill, even if they have a hate-boner for Klance.
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Hah, I forgot how much art there was of Pidge with pidgeys back when S1 first dropped.
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>>94516410
oh BABY
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>>94516399
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>>94516341
Oh shit sup fellow shirofag, i'm a specialised carer (mostly terminally ill and disabled children) who wants to go into nursing if I can ever afford it. How many of us are there in that general medical-care spectrum ITT?
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>>94516125
>people assuming that age gap means daddy dom fetish shit

There's an eight year age gap, roughly, between my gf and I, and this shit pisses us both off to no end.
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>>94516316
I can't believe this is real. This is genuinely the biggest plot twist of the whole fucking show. I don't know what to believe any more.
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>>94516388
It was confusing to me cause he also hallucinated Ulaz right before that. I was super unclear on how much of the stuff that went on when he was on the ship was just hallucinations.
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>>94516416
Don't bother reasoning with him, he has a hateboner towards Sheith of his own. I hope it turns back into ironic Sheithfagging because that's hot.
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>>94516371
SHALLURA BTFO
KLANCE BTFO

Now Sheith is legal and Kallura might be endgame. Holy fuck, this is hilarious.
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>>94516316
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>>94516443
Sorry anon but you're dating a pedophile who wants you only for your age.
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>Cuban x Italian OTP
Miami/10
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>>94516435
>long hair
We're having a good moment here, don't ruin it now
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>>94516451
>ywn take a selfie with a qt short girl just like this
fucking end me
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>>94516375
It's funny too, because my sister started dating someone 9 years older than her about 6 months into being 18. Now they're married and with a baby, though the baby came after the marriage. It's like they don't even think love is something that exists, only ridiculous double standard morals that say 18 isn't magically adult but 16/18 is pedo.
Aaanyways, done ranting, I'll get back to voltron.
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>>94515643
I dunno about that, I'm 25 and feel incredibly uncomfortable with the idea of fucking a teenager. It's hard to explain to someone who's not 25 or older, but from what I've heard from other fellow mid 20 year olds, a lot of us really do feel our brains reaching maturity at that point without even realizing it. One day I was okay with fapping to anime teens, the next I started realizing how creepy that is and now only go for older characters. This is apparently a common phenomenon.
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Do you think Steven Yeun will even do anything for Keith's birthday like the others have?
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>>94516484
It's OK, she can just prop herself up on her tower of breadsticks.
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>>94516464
Keith is also basically 2 years older than Lance and I remember some of the first agegappers bitching about Autumnsacura's art said that even two year gaps among young people is still too much. How the fuck are they gonna defend that now?
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>>94516319
Yeah, this. It's like the young fujos have forgotten that being a fujo means giving no fucks for canon and drawing all the poorly reasoned porn your filthy little heart desires. I remember in HP people were practically competing to make content for the weirdest ship.
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>>94516250
Bingo elder here. I'm a nurse.

>>94516144
They did, sorry. Probably the next book will have it.

>>94516212
Unfortunately nothing on that matter.
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>>94515411
Keith should be white and 1/8 Cherokee princess
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here in the UK you can drink alcohol at 18, you're pretty much an adult, age gaps can work out irl if both parties are at the age of consent obvs, it all depends on the people involved....in a cartoon aimed at kids aged 8+?? (correct me if i'm wrong)...probably not so much, honestly we're probably not gonna get any ship, maybe kallura but that's a big maybe imo
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>>94516384
This is literally the first unambiguous piece of Hidge art I have EVER seen.
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>>94516499
Declare his intent to steal Keith from the other Steve in the Steith wars.
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>>94516491
Man, I can't even tell what's an anime teen and what's not.
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>>94516499
Steven Yeun is an old wives tale, anon. He doesn't really exist.
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>>94516544
>teenage daughter
IT'S OFFICIAL, MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>94516491
I agree. I'm pushing 25 and don't even want to lewd on anyone from the show other than Shiro or young Zarkon.
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>>94516535
I'm not into HP but wasn't there a ship with the blonde mean kid and an apple?
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>>94516145
>>94516228
My 13 year old brother liked it but said he wanted more Lance. Also, he thinks the "Shiro" that came back is a clone.
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>>94516399
Colleen x Lance confirmed, she's gonna make garlic knots for him and then he's gonna eat her out.
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>>94516544
Could you take a better picture of Keith's page? I think the original post cut off some of the writing on the top
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>>94516544
Ok so Kallura isn't pedophilia if it happens then.
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>>94516416
Then you really haven't been in these threads much. Were you around during season 1? They were unbearable.

>>94516451
>he has a hateboner towards Sheith of his own

Dude I used to be a Sheithfag. In retrospect, we ruined threads with talking about shitty tumblr drama all the fucking time.
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>>94516526
>agegappers bitching about Autumnsacura's art
I hope she finds a way to commemorate the ages like she did when shallura got BTFO.
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>>94516535
Honestly I don't ship Pance because I expect it to be canon but because it's cute as fuck. Though knowing it's relatively age discourse now while the Klancer cancer has to lie in their own shit-ridden bed makes me want to push for it for realsies.
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>>94516499
Keith was born the same day Glenn Rhee died. It's reincarnation, isn't it?
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>>94516491
Depends. The Sheith age gap is the same as the one between me and my first serious gf (I was the younger) and age wasn't really a big deal for us. Then again, might be different in straight relationships, I wouldn't know.
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>>94516491
That's completely fine. You have your own tastes, and anyone else has theirs. What's not helping anything is crying out "Pedo!!1!1" at someone consensually dating an older person. Now, just turning 18 might be iffy, and dating an 18 year-old in itself might feel wrong to you, but sometimes people develop feelings for each other. People aren't trying to be predatory, sometimes they just want to treat someone they like well.
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>>94516544
Just watch Shitllurans go into full damage control modo all over again.
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>>94516561
Probably the only one since I saved it from one of the week one threads and haven't seen jack shit for it ever again. Makes me cherish it all the more because it's the cutest rarepair and also should be safe from Klanceshit.
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>>94516566
>see a character that's appealing to me
>check their age
>they're in their teens
>well not falling down that rabbit hole

I always check first so I don't get in too deep.
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>>94516491
As a young 18 y/o who's a sophomore on college I agree. I think people should realize it's a person by person basis. it wouldn't be AS weird if I dated someone who was 20+ but just out of college bc there's that shared experience
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>Hunk is Samoan
Confirmed that most of that fat is concealing muscle and he's probably got a jaw-dislocating cock.
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>>94516618
Never watched TWD but if that's true I'm going to shit myself laughing.
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>>94516491
When I was 25, 19 was my hardest limit. Now i'm 27 I would never go below 25-6, largely because any younger and i've found they'll either be too high-energy or too emotionally immature.

I guess it really depends on the people you know and what sort of environment you live in. Most people I know don't give a fuck so long as you're within ~10 years
.
Anyway, pic related, a popular OTP with a big age gap.
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>>94516603
Are they age-swapped here or something?
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>>94506586
What was her name again? Shes pretty hot...
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>>94516544
why is she so good with quitessence without becoming powertripped by it?
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>>94516544
This is the like the 5th time shallura has "died" according to their logic but they will continue to act like they have moral superiority with their "pure" ship and harass shaladin shippers.
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>>94516561
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Who else ships Keith and Acxa...?
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>>94516618
Yes. Keith was born October 23rd and Glenn died on October 23rd.
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>>94516656
That was a good fic, and I'm not typically one for erotica.
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>>94516677
No it's just a Gurren Lagann pic I think.
>>94516681
Hira, she's not bad but OG Kuvira is still superior.
>>94516720
Not really but I want them to hatefuck.
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>>94516629
>and dating an 18 year-old in itself might feel wrong to you

I would hope it would be for most normal 25 year olds. I know teens get miffed if you imply they're dumb, but, man, they really are dumb and easy to take advantage of. Hell, even myself at age 20 is a far cry from who I am now.
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>>94516736
Stop.
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>>94516729
KEITH IS GLENN'S REINCARNATION CONFIRMED
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>>94516736
what the fuck is happening in this fucking picture?!
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>>94516696
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>>94516736
State of the klance fandom right now.
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Some last hurrahs for Shidge before we get v&?
At least the Klancers got fucked.
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>>94516762
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>>94516720
I'm fond of __incest__
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>>94516736
Tag yourself, I'm the happy trail coming from his leg
>me bringing normie memes on 4chan
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>>94516663
Yeah, it's just SO MUCH of a case-by-case thing, you can't put a lot of hard rules onto it. Which is dissatisfying, and requires a person to understand nuance.

Like, if I knew a 25 year old who was dating an 18 year old, I would definitely raise an eyebrow and try to look closely at how they interact, because age gaps CAN be a thing, but I wouldn't just write it off and start screaming at them.

Usually I think age gaps aren't really harmful, but typically lead to shorter relationships because it's harder to sustain when you're at different places in life.
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>>94516694
Oh shit! It was the second, I've seen this one before. it's so damn cute
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>>94516547
I would actually be fine with part Native Keith. You can't hate indigenous people, that's racist!
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>>94516758
Never

>>94516760
The miracle of birth
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>>94516798
I feel like any dating while in your 20's instantly starts a case by case situation. Hell my parents have the same gaps as Sheith but my mom was the older one.
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>>94516792
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>>94516839
omg... but this shunk picture is cute. please draw more of this, if you can.
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>>94516841
Oh, well if it was a girl then that's fine. Women are queens unlike nasty predatory men.
Didn't you know that anon?
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>>94516491
Same in IRL but for fiction I think we can allow some room to breath. Look at fucking 17-year old Jotaro Kujo, I don't think anyone has any room to judge people for thinking he's legal for lewds. For IRL though even if both are legal I'll still find it iffy but I won't judge super hard, my 30-year old coworker and his 21-year old wife are some of the happiest people I know.
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>>94516839
Shit, this one's worse

Adding a cute Pidge to balance things out
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>>94516798
In the middle of a space war where you could die any moment and you're both leaders of a super robot squad, I imagine it's less of an issue than you dating some nerd fresh out of high school.
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>>94516595
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>tfw Shancers and Shunkers get left in the dust by this news
Feels bad man, I'm glad for all the Pancers, Hancers, Sheithers, and Kalluraers though.

Does this mean people are going to paint Kallura as pedophilia now since that would make Keith the pedo here?
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>>94516916
>Ugh. This guy.
kek

thanks anon
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>>94516876
>Same in IRL but for fiction I think we can allow some room to breath
Yeah, I mean a major part of all the age discourse vitriol is people refusing to understand that fictional characters aren't real and that people don't just assume that every single thing they see in fiction is 100% a-ok to happen irl.

>>94516895
Oh yeah, I was talking more for regular IRL relationships.
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>>94516916
>It doesn't matter. Nothing will happen to Shiro.
Overprotective boyfriend, hoooooo
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>>94516789
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>>94516859
Sorry, I'm not the original creator. But it'd be good if there was more Hunk/Shay art around in general.
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>>94516916
>It doesn't matter. Nothing will happen to Shiro.

THANK YOU FOR THIS
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>>94516916
Do the rest of the paladins have double spreads/fun facts?
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>>94516916
Can we see the "fun facts" for the rest of the paladins?
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>>94516916
Keith writes like a 13 year old girl. All he needs is hearts dotting his i.
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>>94516916
>Nothing will happen to Shiro
>Second-in-command
You posting these to the shitsite? Sheithfags will adore this. also, your nails look nice!
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>>94516916
I love this Keith and Lance banter. Them being bros is my dream.
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>>94516916
>It doesn't matter. Nothing will happen to Shiro.
Okay that's cute
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>>94516958
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>>94516958
At least we can still settle for Pidge masturbating to fantasies of Shiro while he remains completely oblivious to it right? And if the antis bitch we can still accuse them of slutshaming women for it.
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>>94516916
nice nails anon
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>>94517015
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>>94516916
>It doesn't matter. Nothing will happen to Shiro.
Keith is going to completely flip shit when Shiro dies.
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>>94516916
Shiro confirmed for death
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>>94516916
>It doesn't matter. Nothing will happen to Shiro.
Damn they really like laying the irony on thick here. RIP Shiro.
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>>94517000
Ikr? it's so neaty and proper... look at those loops. excellent penmanship.
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>>94517021
Fuck the antis, fuck the 50 different ages given, I still ship shidge.
Though unrequited shidge sounds pretty cute...
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>>94516926
it makes Shance even hotter
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>>94516926
Honestly, if you're not personally bothered by the age difference, it doesn't matter for shipping. None of them are children, and you don't have to care what a 16 year old on a blogsite thinks about your ship.
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>>94516916
Thanks, Kallura elder!
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>>94516916
Do you think they actually have 5-6 color-coded pens, or just one of these bad boys?
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>>94516625
>Then again, might be different in straight relationships
The gay age gap apparently is a thing and doesn't really matter. https://youtu.be/V_2V9Oni2Lk
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>>94517035
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>>94516916
yeah, nice nails! what brand/color polish is that?!
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>>94517055
Give me pineapple salad ideas, no guarantee I'll draw any of them but I might try.
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>>94517001
Thanks! I have to use shellac or gel because I wash my hands a ton at work and it chips on day 1.
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>>94517097
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>>94516926
>Does this mean people are going to paint Kallura as pedophilia now since that would make Keith the pedo here?
You betcha. Then they will call the CPS on Dreamworks when it is endgame.
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>>94516684
Because it's the blue "good" Quintessence
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>>94517120
Does the "kerberos misson" page tell us anything we don't already know? Anything ominous about the Garrison?
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I wonder when someone on tumblr will take screencaps of us and complain about "pedophilia" despite the fact that anonymous posters don't care about keeping up an image for others.
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>>94517120
>stress can do some pretty terrible things
I love your white hair, Shiro.
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Fiction is reality
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>>94517103
OPI gel. Uh it's the teal one.

>>94517025
Thanks!
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>>94517120
White hair is stress hair not quintessence hair?
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My friends, tonight we celebrate.
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>>94517120
Um, none of Shiro's fun-facts are fun... They are making really fucking sad that he went through that shit...
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>>94517120
them pointing out the white hair makes it even more suspicious, just like Keith's page of irony
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>>94517162
>Stress can do some pretty terrible things
CLONE POSTERS BTFO
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>>94517120
>Hunk writing "Space Dad"
Best boy.
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>>94517120
>stress can do some pretty terrible things

Be glad it just turned white instead of falling out, Shiro.

Can you post some of the Galra pages after you do the paladins?
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>>94517162
But what if it's because of quintessence like Haggar and Lotor?
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>>94514534
Since she's italian can we turn her into a walking stereotype like tumblr did when Lance was revealed to be cuban?
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>>94517165
>allegedly 21 years old
I thought these idiots were meant to be dumb teenagers
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>>94517120
Did the voice actors do the handwriting? That'd be neat.
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>>94517185
>she
>her
For some inexplicable reason, this completely calms me
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>>94517216
>They all have fuzzy lion slippers
AN IMPORTANT FACT
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>>94517205
Galra pages for next thread as a gift to galrafags plox
>>94517220
>Pidge walks around and holds her hands in a pinching position constantly while saying "spicy meatball"
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>>94517216
>Pance video games
>they all own lion slippers
Good shit
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>>94517216
>Zarkon didn't take his slippers with him when he turned into a lich.

Damn it, Zarkon.
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>>94517216
Shiro confirmed to have the black lion slippers. Zarkon didn't take them after all.
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>>94517220
Mafia Pidge is a go then? Lance is her foreign boyfriend she goes on wild car rides with to the chagrin of the don.
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>>94517216
>Shiro admits he has Lion slippers
CUTE
U
T
E
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>>94517216
>comments twice on his own entry
peak Lance
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>>94517216
>Fuzzy Lion Slippers all around
New headcanon.
The slippers have existed since the OG Paladins.
They were Zarkon's idea.

>>94517255
>>Pance video games
I mean, we could've drawn that conclusion from the Mall episode really.
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>>94517259
>in good academic standing
Finally acknowledging he's smart
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>>94517220
>what do the sensor readings say Pidge?
>PIZZA DI PASTA
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Coran
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>>94517148
I will be laughing too hard at Klanceshits trying to paint Keith as a child molester to even care though. Shame Biorobo is gone because she could've made some good shit memeing Creeper Keith and Pedobait Lance.
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>>94517308
I hope Coran's name is an indication that all Alteans have absurdly long silly names.
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>>94517293
When will they make official lion slippers.
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>>94517308
>Those self-written notes
These. Are the most wonderful things.

>His granddad built the castle
Well that's a fun fact.
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>>94517271
Absolutely. Mafia Pidge wears a pinstriped suit and takes her pretty little boy toy to fancy restaurants where she can stake out her mark.
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>>94517220
>Pidge plays this while going into battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y
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>>94517308
He's smarter than he seems, what with the encyclopedic knowledge of the universe.
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>>94517216
>birthday is February 29
Wouldn't that make Shiro 100 years old?
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>>94517216
Why won't the they give us Lance's full name?
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>>94517335
>Well that's a fun fact
it was mentioned in the show though, so nothing new
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>>94517259
That explains the cooking skills even in outer space

>>94517304
Hunk was always smart
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>>94517131
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>>94517185
Hunk writes in huge block capitals for some reason.

>>94517216
The other Paladins are crazy, I'd wear the slippers constantly.
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>>94517322
When he wasn't using his floating motorcycle, I bet Keith drove a white van back on Earth.
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>>94517363
Do you want them to get killed by lancefags?
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>>94517365
I thought it might've been, but I couldn't recall an exact instance.
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>>94517366
>Hunk was always smart
I know, but they don't show it enough. Season 3 was a bit better about this though.
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>>94517220
Everyone thinks Pidge is autistic because she waves her hands around when she talks. It's just an italian thing.
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>>94517185
Thank you! I'm gonna get it for my next pedicure...
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>>94517352
More like 6.
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>>94517308
Coran mentioned in the show that he watched his grandpa build the castle.

Can a math-anon calculate how long Alteans live from this info & the guidebook? Or just a general range?
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>>94517216
Pance: "I am growing stronger."
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>>94517220
>Pidge getting her ass kicked by Lotor in S4
>"Mamma Mia!"
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>>94517407
Shiro and Matt were classmates?
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>>94517395
This is fucking me up.
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>>94517395
>Pidge regularly lets go of the Lion's controls so she can properly emphasise a point she is making over the radio
>there is more than one unplanned reentry because of this
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>>94517363
I hope it turns out he's a Chino Cubano and his last name is something like Lee to rustle the Espanolmaricas
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>>94517427
Never mentioned and wouldn't actually matter
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>>94517220
>Pidge, how is your search going?
>Tutto bene, Bianco. Let's go bowling.
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>>94516625
>>94516491
Reminder that we're talking about two fictional characters that has a less than 1% probability of becoming canon. In space where there's no age of consent. And one half of that pairing is only part human. Why are we discussing their age gap as if they're already canon? It doesn't fucking matter. I bet the only reason why the creators allowed ages to be publicised, if that's even QC'ed by them, is to tell idiot moralfags to piss off rather than making one ship "valid".
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>>94517442
>Pidge is open to allying with the galra empire ala ww2 era Italy
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Units of time niggas!
Deca? Does this mean the Alteans are Greco romans?
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>>94517395
I have been laughing for a full minute now.
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>>94517220
>walks up to Lance
>*wink* Ciao, bella!
>lance.exe has stopped working
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>>94517427
It sounds like they were in the same year. But Matt truly is a little italian manlet then.
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>>94517407
>but he was let go for disciplinary issues
Okay but when will they show us what the fuck he did? Considering how he has acted in s3 with Shiro missing, how did he act with a presumed death?
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>>94517471
Galra are Romans, Alteans are Jews, Pollux is Greece
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>>94517493
Could be that Matt's a super genius too.
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>>94517427
I hope Matt is in his twenties but people think he's a teen because manlet genes.
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>>94517499
Iverson said Kerberos was a pilot error, so I assume he got into fights with his instructors a lot.
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>>94517161
They don't think about us at all ever. The obsession is entirely one-sided.
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>>94517499
He probably threw a shit fit when Shiro was declared MIA/KIA and threw Iverson through a window.
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>>94517499
He lit a building on fire.
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>>94517514
Niggas an astronaut at age, what is it? 20? He smart.
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>>94517499
Never because it's not actually important to see, it would be a fucking waste of time
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>>94517493
>Matt is 25
Does he have Andy Milonakis syndrome?
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>>94517471
By that notification they've got ten months to the year. It should be a Dodeca-phoeb, really.
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>>94517531
Shatt confirmed
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>>94517499
Keith killed a man, with that thumb
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>>94517573
What if Deca means 12 in Altean?
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>>94517563
If they don't give us an answer, I'll just assume it was because he was fucking the teachers.
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>>94517216
>Oh yeah. Who did that? Lancey Lance did that.
>Actually, we all do. Lance just wears his the most.
I never bothered remembering, did Lance always refer to himself in third person like this?
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>>94517308
I read that whole orange paragraph in his voice.

>>94517407
>Shiro and Matt graduated together
Shatt confirmed.
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>>94517499
Hey was being too gay and broody in the corner, it was getting really distracting for the other students.
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>>94517583
>implying Shiro would settle for a midget
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#notallGalra

Kek, Keith
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>>94517534
>That prorok picture
What a blessing
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>>94517602
That last one is Shiro, it's hard to tell because the colors are close
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>>94517596
That would be retarded and therefore you are probably correct.
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Best boy is dumbest boy.
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>>94517600
I like this idea too, until they give an answer we just gotta assume he was a slut.
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>>94517566
>Shatt is both pedo and not
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>>94517608
They will both be Romelle's harem slaves.
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>>94517614
>implying shiro wouldn't

>>94517649
>zarkon
>best at anything
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>>94517602
I thought the "lance wears his the most" comment was written by Shiro?
My monitor could be shit with the colors though
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>>94517649
>Zarkon a cute bimbo
Excellent.
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>>94517616
Is there a page for Sendak? Plsplsplspls
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>>94517471
It really pleases me that all the silly alien gibberish Coran was spouting early Season 1 had meaning all along. I really enjoyed everyone using the Altean units of measurement in season 3.
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>>94517650
Fucking the pain away.
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>>94517672
>I thought the "lance wears his the most" comment was written by Shiro?
It was.
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>>94517681
You bet!
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>>94517616
>>94517649
>>94517701
Aw yes. Thanks for doing this.
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