I'm the CEO of the Kwik-E Mart, you may ask me THREE questions

Why is Pickle Rick so perfect?

Why do we keep on getting /pol/ posters?

>>94492974
You're the CEO?

Are you really the CEO of Kwik-E Mart?

How will I die?
When will I die
Will I still be a virgin when I die?

>>94492995
>>94493007
>>94493008

>995
>007
checked
>008

ayy

>>94492974
why does /co/ have shit taste?

Is Pickle Rick in the house tonight?

>>94493007
Because superhero fiction is inherently conservative and appeals to right wingers

>>94492974
Are you really the head of the Kwik-E Mart?

Could you tell me what's in the Kwik-E-Mart's signature Sriracho (patent pending) Donuts? They taste a lot more sharper than the other ones.

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>>94492974
Can I have something to eat?

Is Barry or Wally better as the Flash?

>>94492974
Why is Steven Universe the best cartoon airing right now?

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>>94492974
What year will the Simpsons finally end?

In a ranking of all Kwik-E Mart employees, 1 being the best and the highest number being the worst, where does Apu Nahasapeemapetilon of the Kwik-E Mart in Springfield, USA place?

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>>94494333

>>94494333
kek

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>>94494333

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>>94494333

>>94494333
HAHAHAHAHAH

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA

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>>94494333
Why?

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Are traps gay or not?
I'm not asking if the trap themselves are gay for enjoying the sensation of penises being inserted in their delicate little boipussis, I'm asking if it is homosexual or not to derive sexual attraction from a feminine figure that has a penis.

>>94494333
Well, can he?

>>94494333
Are you gonna answer this guy's question?

>>94492974
What did I learn in boating school?

>>94492974
Can I have a job?

Can I get something to eat, too?

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>>94494333
sure dude

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pic related is question

>>94492974
What is a squishie?

When do you expect the company to go bankrupt?

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>>94494674
ALL HAIL THE CEO OF KWIK-E MART!

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>>94492995

best thread on /co/ ever

Hasn’t history proven that Marx’s vision of an egalitarian utopia is unattainable, inevitably creating an oligarchy more oppressive to the proletariat than the bourgeoisie it vilifies?

Who would win in a fight, Radioactive Man or Goku?

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Can you not awnser the next question?

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WHERE ARE THEY?!?

Are you REALLY the head of the Kwik-E Mart?

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>>94492974
What doth life?

>>94492974
Why only 3?

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Will I ever get over my crippling anxiety, fear and depression?

Is it gay to like futa?

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Still a virgin?

What's the last digit of Pi?

What, already?

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Will I ever be happy or contempt with my life and be proud of my self

>>94492974

What doth life?

What's the worst webcomic?

Was Apu right?

Why don't musclegirl fags see how closeted they are?

>>94492974
If I pull that off, will you die?

Am I pregananant?

Will Dan Slott eat himself into an early grave before 2020?

>>94495654
Appreciating a lean and /fit/ girl is different than wanting to literally just fuck a bodybuilder. I absolutely hate the balloon muscle bullshit. It looks gross.

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>>94494333

I knew it I FUCKING knew it.

Why do white people feel like they should feel guilty for something their ancestors did long ago and they never did themselves?

Can I ask 4 questions?

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r u a fag?

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In "Pickle Rick", Rick turns himself into the titular pickle as a means to escape therapy with the family in an unnecessarily elaborate way. Now, would it be a logical course of action to deduce that Rick did this as a much deeper reaction towards his self-hatred and ineptitude regarding the very welfare of his family, or is it better to take what Rick did as complete face value as doing the former in-depth analysis would make you an idiot trying to be smart?

>>94492974
Why do women ruin everything they touch?

What does Homer's butthole taste like?

Is Trump right?

How many numbered bases are there in baseball?

>>94495765

Because Black people want White people to feel guilty for things that happened to their ancestors that they themselves never experienced.

Dubs or subs?

Where in the world is DIO BRANDO?!

Will you please provide a response to the following post >>94495888, regardless if it is a question or not?

Can I have some food too?

Will Moe finally end it all this year?

Three questions?

Is it gay to suck off your bro if you're just doing it as a prank?

>>94495967
Brojobs are dead serious, bro, don't ever fucking suck off another bro if you don't mean it.

Magnets, do they work, and if so, how?

How many questions do we have left?

>>94492974
What doth life?

Who will possess Mjolnir by the end of 2019?

am i gay?

>>94492974
Which waifu is objectively the best waifu?

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>>94492974

>>94492974
Who would win a fight between Blackula and Black Dracula?

Can you really only awnser 3 questions?

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes that same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we, to believe that this is some sort of a, a magic xylophone or something?

>>94492974

Who shot Mr. Burns?

How many times did you fart today?

Marvel or DC

are you really the ceo?

>>94495815
I swear to God If this appears in the wise crack video about this particular episode...

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>>94496333

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>>94496333

>>94496333
WASTED TRIPS

>>94496350
>>94496353
Don't worry, he specified it had to be a QUESTION that ended in trips, not anything in trips

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>>94496333

Can I have gf?

>>94496333
Holy shit

>>94492974
Is this board really for comics and cartoons?

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Who the devil are you?

WHO'S READY TO GET RIGGEDY-RIGGEDY-REKT, SON?!!

Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?

>>94492974
Garfield you fat cat why are you so big and fat?

>>94492974
What happened to your fingers? You seem the be missing a few.

Why is leg?

>>94496333

Way to waste those trips you faggot.
Why in God's name would you not ask a question to go with your shit?

You ruined the thread you fucking faggot. I hope angry wolverines gnaw up your cock and balls while every single one of your ex-girlfriends takes turns squeezing fresh lemon juice right into the open wound that used to be your manhood.
I hope that Peter Parker materializes into the real world just long enough to pump your rectum full of radioactive spider jizz that gives you butthole cancer.
I hope that Donald Trump does something really fucking dumb, and that every single liberal on Earth blames you for it from now until the day you die you trips wasting sack of human fecal matter.
I pray, with all that I am, that Ike Perlmutter buys the rights to your life, sells the film rights to Fox, and then gets so salty about it that he buries you in hopes that everyone forgets about your meaningless existence.

So anyway, I found some mold in the trunk of my car. Apparantly I have a rainwater leak in there. Any idea how to remove that myself?

why?

>>94496385

Did he?

>>94492974
Who is Batman

can I play?

Are you really the CEO of Kwik E-mart?

What doth life?

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Where are the Simpsons going next on their wacky no-limits cross-Universe adventure?

Can I have a sip of that Squishee?

>>94494378
The year that happens is the year cable television as a format becomes 100% replaced by web streaming services. Highly doubt that's gonna be anytime soon, even with the upcoming rise of VR. There's way too many old people and traditionalists out there that will keep it alive within our lifetimes, but I do feel like they could honestly milk this franchise until the literal end of TV. Surely someday, Internet kills the video star.

Also, tell me about Bane. Why does he wear the mask?

>>94495815
Why didn't they just take him with them to therapy? It's not like he could've done anything to stop them then

>>94496555
FINALLY

Will I ever get a girlfriend?

Can I get trips too?

Would you like to touch my penis?

>>94496570
I feel pretty confused how he could even set anything up as a pickle, unless he made a little mobile suit to roll into, one that he loses later on. I doubt it's the roach suit, that's too stupid. Why would he make himself as strong as a bug when he could just as easily build little robot limbs to wear in the first place?

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Will I get a girlfriend as sexy as Chel?

>>94496837
He set it up as a human, THEN turned himself into a pickle, if I had to guess.
The real REAL question is, if he was planning to skip therapy and ditch them, why the hell did he bring up the fact he turned himself into a pickle to Morty when he knew that Morty would probably just blow right past him and go straight to therapy. I get that he wanted to show off, but if your plan is based on people not looking at something and disarming it, why would you bring attention to it?

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>>94496886
Will I get anons sexy gf?

>>94496555
There we go.

>>94492974
What is your quest?

Are traps gay?

>>94496837
Rick turned himself into a pickle specifically to get out of therapy and nothing else. He set up the anti-pickle contraption before he turned into a pickle and merely had to wait until they were gone to turn back into a person.
He did not think for one second that they would fuck with the contraption, thus he did not think he would actually need a backup plan of any kind for his vulnerable state, like prebuilt limbs for example. When things were fucked up he had to improvise.

>>94496955
Because HE'S PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

Mr. CEO, what year will herald the complete and utter death of cartoons?

>>94492974
What's the combination to the safe?

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can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

>>94497111
Aw shit, now we gettin' into the real shit.
Where is the CEO anyway, he hasn't answered >>94496555 yet

Is it gay if it's a girls cock?

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Will I ever have a bf?

What are you expecting out of Daredevil season 3?

>>94497169
Go check /r9k/ they have a surplus of those. Unless you mean a irl.

Why does Sonic go fast?

>>94494333
>>94496555
>>94497111

Thank you, come again. Little disappointed this never got answered. >>94497114

Yes or no?

Is it bad that I took 2 sugar packets without realizing it and replaced only one of them the next time I went back?

>>94492974
Why the fuck does my life suck so much?

Bumporino

Will i have sex this month

>>94501569
Will this poster have sex this month and have his digits foretold what kind?

is rick an morty for normies?

Will /co/ ever stop being shit?

>>94501569

rerolling th

>>94492974
Do you sell salted peanuts?

The ring came off my pudding can.

How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey creature?

When will Dan Slott and Brian Michael Bendis stop writing Spider-Man?

We already got the three questions, stop asking. >>94497689

We just have to wait for the answers now.

Can I really ask any three questions?