I'm the CEO of the Kwik-E Mart, you may ask me THREE questions
that end in trips
What year will the Simpsons finally end?
Are traps gay or not?
I'm not asking if the trap themselves are gay for enjoying the sensation of penises being inserted in their delicate little boipussis, I'm asking if it is homosexual or not to derive sexual attraction from a feminine figure that has a penis.
Will I ever get over my crippling anxiety, fear and depression?
Will I ever be happy or contempt with my life and be proud of my self
I knew it I FUCKING knew it.
In "Pickle Rick", Rick turns himself into the titular pickle as a means to escape therapy with the family in an unnecessarily elaborate way. Now, would it be a logical course of action to deduce that Rick did this as a much deeper reaction towards his self-hatred and ineptitude regarding the very welfare of his family, or is it better to take what Rick did as complete face value as doing the former in-depth analysis would make you an idiot trying to be smart?
In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes that same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we, to believe that this is some sort of a, a magic xylophone or something?
Way to waste those trips you faggot.
Why in God's name would you not ask a question to go with your shit?
You ruined the thread you fucking faggot. I hope angry wolverines gnaw up your cock and balls while every single one of your ex-girlfriends takes turns squeezing fresh lemon juice right into the open wound that used to be your manhood.
I hope that Peter Parker materializes into the real world just long enough to pump your rectum full of radioactive spider jizz that gives you butthole cancer.
I hope that Donald Trump does something really fucking dumb, and that every single liberal on Earth blames you for it from now until the day you die you trips wasting sack of human fecal matter.
I pray, with all that I am, that Ike Perlmutter buys the rights to your life, sells the film rights to Fox, and then gets so salty about it that he buries you in hopes that everyone forgets about your meaningless existence.
So anyway, I found some mold in the trunk of my car. Apparantly I have a rainwater leak in there. Any idea how to remove that myself?
Where are the Simpsons going next on their wacky no-limits cross-Universe adventure?
The year that happens is the year cable television as a format becomes 100% replaced by web streaming services. Highly doubt that's gonna be anytime soon, even with the upcoming rise of VR. There's way too many old people and traditionalists out there that will keep it alive within our lifetimes, but I do feel like they could honestly milk this franchise until the literal end of TV. Surely someday, Internet kills the video star.
Also, tell me about Bane. Why does he wear the mask?
I feel pretty confused how he could even set anything up as a pickle, unless he made a little mobile suit to roll into, one that he loses later on. I doubt it's the roach suit, that's too stupid. Why would he make himself as strong as a bug when he could just as easily build little robot limbs to wear in the first place?
He set it up as a human, THEN turned himself into a pickle, if I had to guess.
The real REAL question is, if he was planning to skip therapy and ditch them, why the hell did he bring up the fact he turned himself into a pickle to Morty when he knew that Morty would probably just blow right past him and go straight to therapy. I get that he wanted to show off, but if your plan is based on people not looking at something and disarming it, why would you bring attention to it?
Rick turned himself into a pickle specifically to get out of therapy and nothing else. He set up the anti-pickle contraption before he turned into a pickle and merely had to wait until they were gone to turn back into a person.
He did not think for one second that they would fuck with the contraption, thus he did not think he would actually need a backup plan of any kind for his vulnerable state, like prebuilt limbs for example. When things were fucked up he had to improvise.
HE'S PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
Mr. CEO, what year will herald the complete and utter death of cartoons?
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