Greg Universe

>>94453071
If pearl doesnt end up fucking greg im going to lynch that dyke zuke

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>>94453103
Sorry but Greg is going to end up with Blue Diamond.

>>94453121
Bonding over their love for dead pink women?
That's bit thin a foundation, I'm afraid.

>>94453071
Of course Greg and Pearl will end up fucking, P wants that murder cock

>>94453182
Or their love of Steven

>>94453121
>Greg cucks another Pearl
2 for 3(4?) there

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Post Greg pics

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>>94453121
Here's the additional image

>>94453071
Reminder
dogshit > this show

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>>94453103

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>>94454288
This is some real high quality shit.
Keep it up.

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>>94453071
Lucky for you I love this ship enough to plow the Stygian depths of tumblr to find art for it.

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>>94453071

>>94453590
your tears sustain us anon

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>>94454787
He didn't even say something derogatory you dumb faggot.

Huh...

Ballarina x Rock Star actually works way better than Rose ever did.

>>94453071
>tfw you make a thousands year old AYYLMAO leave her duty of protecting the world just so she can fuck you and make babies
Greg is the man.

>>94455026
>Bara Greg
I-I don't know how to react.

>>94455378
>leave her duty of protecting the world
It's canon that she was riding the dick carousel for all those millenia.

>>94453573
>>94453121
Wtf I wanna murdercock her so bad

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>>94455488
Truly the best possible ship in the series.

>>94455368
Do you want modern dance?
Because this is how you get modern dance.

Disgusting

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>>94455790

>>94454920
kek, Greg's bellend almost lines up with the rest of his tan

>disgusted of this a year ago
>now i cant but love this shit

you fucking did this to me /co/, now im a preg fag.

you ruined my life.

>>94456118
Just embrace it man. Co makes us all trash.

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>>94453121
He's going to end up as her sex slave.

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I don't know why but this thread makes me feel all warm and happy inside.

>>94456248
You know, the more we hear about how Gems work, the more I'm starting to wonder how Steven was even made. I actually have doubt they even had sex.

>>94453071
>and i'm ukf
what did she mean by this

>>94456421
Rose might've just stuck one of Greg cum tissues up her gem hole and let it gestate a bit. We're already had Virgin Mary allegories involving Greg, so who knows, that just might be the case.

>>94456446
Shitty way of writing "Like".
It's based on this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mkTPgZZXnU

>>94456345
I just like the idea of Pearl, Greg, and Steven being a happy family.

>>94456490
For all we know, she might have just started eating his hair till he went bald.

>>94456421
Sucrose got asked one time if Rose could've had Steven and lived, and she replied that a Gem could theoretically have as many kids as she wanted, they would just end up as normal humans. Rose specifically chose to give up her being so that Steven could have Gem powers.

>>94456345
It's sweet to think that two people who hated the fuck out of each other would end up falling in love after grieving over the loss of their significant other together. I almost get the feeling that Rose would have wanted them to end up with each other, she seemed to have had a really open interpretation of relationships.

>>94455203
So basically Rose is the bitter fat chick who lost out?

The more that I think about it, the more hilarious it would be for Pearl and Rose to swap places in the narrative but keep their personalities.

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>>94456565
This. Steven deserves a real mom, not just three vague mom analogues.

>>94454891
This would have been the better origin story for Steven Universe. Would have given Pearl a satisfying character Arc of overcoming her need for Rose and her contempt for humanity, and it would have given Rose a chance to show some actual character.

>>94456794
maybe he should get a mom who doesnt actively try to get him and his friends killed

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>>94456769
Heh. I get the feeling tumblr wouldn't have been so keen to adopt SU as their pet show if that's how the narrative turned out.

>>94456813
maybe i can make your mom suck my dick while she makes your dinner.

>>94456868
sorry she cant maybe i can suck your dick instead

>>94456878
cant hear you bud your mom is a noisy bitch and is making a mess here.

>>94456889
ok ill suck your dick tonight see you at your place

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>>94456858
>"Hey Greg, can Rose move like THIS?"

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>>94456921
Pearl is STICC

>>94456858
Even better.

>>94456565
>show that is all over that queer shit
>ends up with a happy little nuclear family
How mad would, well, basically everyone be?

>>94454766
I don't cry. That's Steven's job.

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>tfw Greg and Pearl would essentially be my own parents when I grew up
Thank God I'm not like Steven though. I'm more like Obi Wan Kenobi plus Mister Peanutbutter

>>94457149
Your mom hot?

>>94457149
A vaguely british sounding taking dog?

>>94456118
>you fucking did this to me /co/, now im a preg fag.
Uh, I think the name of the ship is Greal. Also, a pregfag is something very different...

>>94457149
>dogposters

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>>94454288
>go for make out session with Poil
>her nose gouges your fucking eye out

>gregxpearl

This is the first time I've ever considered paiting the two of them together, and the more I think about it, the more I like it.

It's pretty much how >>94456702 puts it, with the added bonus of them both trying to move on for the sake Steven, who despite reminding them so much of Rose is desperately trying to be his own person while living under his mother's shadow. It's really sweet.

Add in thirsty as fuq Amethyst and fusion and you get >>94455188, which I need more pics of, please and thank you.

>>94456858
show saved wth

>>94456667
Technically accurate.

>>94456868
I highly doubt that. Have you ever tried to fellate someone and cook at the same time?
Maybe she could fit that in while stuff is baking in the oven, but knives, hot oil and open fire are not Mr. Weewee's friends.

>>94457010
Most people would be pretty disappointed in this completely tone deaf ending after we spent an eternity setting Pearl up as gay as fuck.
That's some "writers are running out of ideas" shit you'd see in a ten-season sitcom.

>>94457493
She liked a woman (Rose) and then started liking a different one (pink haired chick) that looked like the first one because she wasn't actually over the original yet. Rose was probably her first experience with being in love with someone, and she hasn't had an opportunity to broaden her horizons yet. She could still conceivably be bisexual. All the fusion hijinks don't count because Gems in general seem to be thirsty motherfuckers for that shit.

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>>94457193
It's complicated.

>>94457700
stop posting

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>>94457323
drawn by Sugar herself
>Steven tells his friends he has two moms
>and also a dad

>>94453121
>>94453573
Bathrobes are too sexual

>>94457674
Pearl has spent 5000+ years looking at Rose only, then goes for the same type again.
Of course anyone could at any time conceivably go bi in a show where you don't cover the character getting with the same type a dozen times or set up potential partners of the other sex to get rejected consistently.
But what we have seen is Pearl going for tall women with pink hair and having very negative reactions to most male characters, if any.
From a writing perspective this would come way out of left field.

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>>94453121
Will her child be a giant like her?

>>94458017
We gotta figure out how tall Steven turns out first

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>>94456947

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>>94458112
Is blue poil exclusively for lewd? I think so.

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>>94458071
Older Steven gets pretty fucking big.
About as big as his mom from what we could see from Too many Birthdays.

Why haven't Steven asked for baby brother/sister yet?

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>>94457814

Shipping or not -

Pearl and Greg sitting together late at night and the conversation gets to Rose, and for some reason neither cuts it off at that point, and they talk about the little things, the experiences they had with her - the shared ones and the ones that are completely different...
And Steven steps out for a smoke (or whatever) and he finds them bawling on the veranda...
"What is it this time with you guys?"

>>94457406
Have you?

>>94459574
No, but I know how hard it is to do anything while cooking, and I know that a blowjob is not a thing you can do while doing anything else unrelated with your hands, given that you can't even see what you would do.
Both tasks are physically and mentally very involved.

>>94459649
i know, your mom is fantastic anon, quite an skilled woman.

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>>94459166

>>94459166
Aquamarine are too sexual

>>94454920
Greg it totally the type of guy to call his flings buddy

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>>94459818
*PoP*

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>>94460027

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>>94457323

>>94460519
Threeway?

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>>94460808
orgy

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>>94457101
Fucking underrated post right there.

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>>94459455

>>94453071
>Greal>Grose

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>>94461837
Good taste.

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>>94455651
But that would make Garnetfags upset since they can't accept Pearl as the most mom-like of the CG and hooking up with Greg would make Pearl's position absolute.

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>>94462197
>want to go "heh, that's amusing" but then remember that mpreg is an actual thing that people fap to

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>>94462170
Pearl is the most motherly of the three, Garnet is more of an aunt/mentor.
And it's likely not happening anyway, but it does feel like a natural possible step forward for Greg and Pearl.
Garnet-fags need to just suck it up imho.

>>94462317
>tfw the holy trifecta for me is futa, mpreg, and trap
>there are maybe 10 or so doujins of quality enough for me to fap to in my over 20 years of searchng
If it's any consolation I am suffering

>>94462170
Garnet's clearly supposed to channel the "cool uncle/aunt" archetype, just like Amethyst is supposed to be the cool older sibling.

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>>94462197
The rarest of ships

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>>94462398
Why do you need a doujin to fap to? I don't even understand the concept behind that shit, like am I supposed to jerk it once I reach a good page, or keep it going through the whole story? What's if there's a lot of plot bullshit? I'd rather just use a static image.

>>94462582
The story is supposed to complement the overall eroticism and if you read enough you can get a feel of when the climax is about to hit, then you read the rest while kind of fuzzy and hazy if there is a denouement to the story.

I'm the opposite, contextless pictures and situations can't do anything but get me a boner and not much else.

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>>94453121
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12512437/1/Diamond-In-The-Rough

Greg deserves someone who loves and cherishes him.
He's such a good person and doesn't deserve all the shit he's had to go through.

>>94462944
So who would the Crystal Gems be in this kind of momswap? Lapis would be Amythest Who Greg would fuck at some point Blue Pearl obviously. Would there still be a fusion?

>>94465699
Maybe something sort of similar to Topaz, two warrior types assigned to BD as escorts that would fuse to make a bigger version of themselves. Maybe not a fusion at all. A Homeworld loyal Sapphire would be neat, or an uncorrupted version of Centipeetle, one of those pilot Gems.

>>94456921
>>94456947
>>94458112
I can't help but this guy's art style to be incredibly off-putting.

I love the comics here.
They're cute.
But I can't ever imagine Greg being satisfied with such a tiny woman as pearl.
Blue diamond? Hell yes.
But skinny birdgem? He'd always be trying to talk her into a fusion threesome

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>>94460027

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>>94462526

>>94453071
Pearl and Greg will get into a relationship together, everyone know this.

>>94462398
Traps are gay and so fiat is, mpreg it's a shit fetish too.

>>94467733
>fiat
*Futa
Fucking autocorrect, but it's not actually wrong.

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>>94467084
Get in the good graces of all three. Problem solved.

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>>94467740
She probably finds herself thinking about him quite a bit.

>>94457873
Pearl doesn't interact with humans period. The only human characters she acknowledges are Greg and MG, and both are because of her own emotional baggage. MG is an especially shallow example; if she decides to change her hair in any way she'll proceed to pretend like she doesn't exist.

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>>94462197
>filename

Oh goddammit.

>>94467924
Now THAT I could see him getting behind.
And on top of.
And underneath.

>>94467604
"What's that lump I can feel near my knee?"
"He's trying to stab me with it! aAAAa!"

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I find something so sweet about two sad people finding happiness in one another.

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>>94460027

>>94468486
Plus he could but on snorkelling gear, climb inside a jazzersize her into an knee trembling orgasm.

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>>94468608
I guess that would indeed constitute as finding happiness in her.

>>94457799
Mormonism nigga

>>94468922
Hah!

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>>94467733
>traps are gay, so is Fiat

Pearl/Greg is the most disgusting ship I have ever seen. You cannot make a more aesthetically unattractive pairing in this show.

>>94469176
It could be worse. It could involve the purple trash goblin or the green meme gremlin. Or the blue sea hag.

>>94469176
Fuck off tumblr.

>>94454920
PPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>94469216
Bu those fit becuase they're short, fat and/or of a similar disposition to greg. Pearl and Greg could not be more disparagingly unfit.

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>>94465946
You Have no style,
You Have no taste.
[Spoiler}You probably have a funny face

>>94455188
>>94457799
I really like this ship. And the same idea with Lapis+Peridot(fusion) being infatuated with Steven. That two people with latent or repressed attractions to a third (which would express as platonic affection or as tsundere) will create an infatuated fusion.

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>>94469176
>gee i wonder who's behind this post

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>>94469216

>still no good Greal fics

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>>94453071

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>>94470205
Lappy is exclusively for Steven

>>94470301
>Grearl

It's Preg, you idiot. Goddamn, I thought that would have been obvious.

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>>94470369
Lapis has a strange thing for little boys.

>>94455188
The moment Greg's Giant Fetish was known and I remembered Opal existed, one thought came to my mind:

GREG CAN NEVER KNOW.

Jeez, Pearl's tsundere/effed up feelings towards him combined with whatever the heck is up with Amethyst would be legendary to watch.

>>94470566
That smile is not a safe smile.

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Man now I can't decide whether to ship him with Pearl or Blue Diamond.