>Jumped out of a plane and lived Explain that shit.

Cartoon Logic.

The good die young.

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>>94452250
>thinks a substitute teacher of the year winner can't survive her parachute fucking up while skydiving

>>94452250

Rare, but not impossible.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Fall_survivors

>>94452250
Its possible and her landing in what looked like a freshly tilled field helped break her fall.

Her complete and full recovery is the more unbelievable part of that episode.

>>94452322
>One of sixteen people!
Some fucking teacher.

>>94452250
maybe shes depressed and trying so hard to make herself seem important and failing shes just ready to let go and relaxed.

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>>94452489

https://www.google.it/search?q=parachute+failure+survival

As I said, it's rare, but long from impossible. And I fail to see how her occupation matter at all.

Also, it's a cartoon.

What's your point?

And that's why you shoot someone first before throwing them out of a plane.

>>94452250
Clearly anons in this thread haven't heard the tale of Frane selak, The luckiest unlucky man to ever live. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZyUWLW7kEI

The good news is that after falling 1500ft you reach terminal velocity and can't fall any faster.

>>94452250
>>94452260
They literally flat out say that softness of the mud that she fell on is what saved her. If she fell on anything harder at all, she'd be dead as a doorknob.

Also, all the anons pointing out people who have survived similar incidents.

>>94452668
im not even going to watch that to know if your a shill or not

>>94452399
>Her complete and full recovery is the more unbelievable part of that episode.

Anyone would get better with Cotton "Killed Fifty Men" Hill as your physical therapist.