Long ago, in a distant land...
...I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness..
I AKU
>>94449125
You died.
...unleashed and UNSPEAKABLE EVIL!
>>94449145
I am the only Aku here. Though you yourself is quite the handsome beast.
But, a foolish samurai warrior...
...weilding a magic sword...
...stepped forth to oppose me.
SWING!
PSING!
TZIM!
Before the final blow was struck...
...I tore open a portal in time...
...and flung him into the future...
...where my evil is LAW!
Now, the fool seeks to return to the past...
...and undo the future that is AKU!
>>94449618
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
>>94449125
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE MORTY!
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIICK!
And since then...
Fifty years have passed
>>94449827
who else /pickleanon/ here
>>94449806
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...but, I do not age.
>>94449848
Yet, I do not age
Time has lost it's effect on me...
...yet, the suffering continues.
>>94449848
>pre Ashi season 5
Bring it back
(HAHAHA)
Aku's grasp chokes the past...
...present...
...and future.
Hope... is lost.
>>94450054
Find it then.
Gotta get back...
Back to the past!
>>94450054
GOTTA GET BACK
>>94450091
PICKLE JACK
SAMURAI JACK!
>>94449125
Fuck this goddamn show and fuck Season 5 up Gennedy's ass.
you're hurting me OP
>>94449149
FOOLISH ANON
>>94450347
I know, anon.
>>94450145
I'll always hold the good times close to my heartstill waiting on that damn dvd, I need some answers
>>94450396
wait one cotton pickin moment
so a trio of space gods shooting lasers couldn't completely eradicate aku
but somehow samuri jack using only a fraction of their power can stab a rock and blow him up?
>>94450396
picture has not aged well but only because regular show is based
>>94450435
Aku is also just a small fraction of the evil energy Aku once was.
/co/'s love for the show got me interested in it.
OH NO.
The Aku impression in this video always makes me laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hW8-Sv0yUs
Aww man, now i need that webm where every adjective in the intro is replaced with the "EXTRA THICC" bit.
>>94452168
Not a webm, but I got you homie.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=arFEKKb8FAk
>>94452290
Thank you based anon.
>>94449125
The days of Season 5 on /co/ were hilarious.
>Shaggyfag