How accurately did KotH portray life in Texas?

>>94442596
Go there to find out for yourself.

>>94442596
I've read that it's very accurate to life in Arlen Texas

As a native Texan, I can say yes

>>94442596
Huntin, fishin, and lovin everyday

>>94442596
feels good to have no state income tax

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>>94443621
Too bad you all die of diabetes before you can spend all that extra cash.

>>94442596
In one episode they called Mac n Cheese a vegetable. Which surprised me when I visited family in Texas one time.

>>94443833
stay mad commiefornia

It's basically a documentary

>>94442596
Yes. Even the mexican in the show was an accurate representation of a mexican family. Completely dominated by a bitch wife.

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>>94443621
>no state income tax
>no state property tax
>open carry
based Texas

>>94442596
Not a single one of those people is morbidly obese, so not very accurately.

There should be a KoTH style show for every American region. Southpark captures the Colorado/Western US feel pretty well, skiing and mormons and whatnot. There are no upper midwest animated shows though, with folksy Minnesotan accents.

>>94445522
f is for family?

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>>94442596
Houstonfag here.
It's accurate.

>>94445522
Lets look at the top candidates of existing shows for each region.

Pacific Northwest: Gravity Falls.
Hawaii Rocket Power
San Diego/US mexico border. Star vs. Much a Lucha?

New Orleans
Appalachia
Florida
Deep South
Detroit/Pittsburg/St Louis rust belt.


>>94445522
An animated version of Fargo would be killer.

At the time, it was. Now Texas is California Lite with all of the libshits flooding in and destroying most of the major cities. Arizona is now the heart of southwestern conservative values.

As a Texasfag, pretty well. Going to Whataburger is indeed an exciting prospect.

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>>94445356
>the piece of truth was a critical hit to my heritage

>>94445637
I stand corrected
>>94445783
Bojack for L.A.

So many shows are set in generic northeastern city scapes.

>>94445410
How's pan-handle country? I wouldn't mind living in Texas but having lived in SoCal i'm kind of tired of humid heat. (so I'd probably avoid the gulf region even if one my professors grew up there and says it's divine with fresh sea food)

mountains seem pretty nice.

Only other places I can think of where I'd want to live in the US and hope not to get nuked are Montana, Oregon, and Wyoming.

>>94445410
10 gorillian toll roads

>>94442596
It's unbelievably accurate, Hank practically feels like he could be my neighbor
>>94445410
How many variants of that image exist purely to swap out A&M/UT/(insertothercollegehere)?

>>94445410
>no state income tax
>no state property tax
I think you just sold me on moving to Texas.

>if KOTH was still on air we'd have an episode about everyone suddenly carrying swords and Hank finding it a bit ridiculous

>>94445783
Rocket Power was in California

>>94442596
Been in San Antonio all my life. I always loved the show because of how much I could relate to it. Hank really feels like my dad

>>94446151
only complaint is higher car insurance cuz of fucking illegals driving their shit cars with no insurance. houston and san antonio rates be fucked.
>>94446205
sup fellow SA bro

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>>94446174
>danngit bobby I said I'm not letting you carry a sword to school, that is final

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>>94445849
I bet you Like that moron Abbot, too.

>>94445522
>tfw despite plenty of celebrities being from here, the only /co/ related thing set in Ohio is My Friend Dahmer

>>94446205
>>94446227
>two other fellow SA fags

Neat.

>>94445410
why is remember the Alamo so low on that list?

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>>94446378
On that note...
Who /ElPasofag/ here?

Is there a more California-infested state in the US than Texas? Colorado, maybe? I really pity native Texans, they're about to be outvoted in the next decade and then bit by bit their entire beloved land will be turned into a lefty shit hole. More gibs, more taxes, more fucked up school policies. Sad!

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>>94446494
>tfw you can drive for 857 miles and be in the same state
Feels good man.

>>94446711
>Is there a more California-infested state in the US than Texas?
if youre talking about hipsters and yuppies they either go to portland or austin. they get so assblasted when they realize shit dont bend over backwards here for em and people actually got spines here.

>>94446711
Why do you stupid niggers always politicize everything? Is it a physical disease that rots your brain?

>>94446711
WA, here. Oregon and Washington both have it pretty bad.

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>>94446711

don't worry , plenty of uneducated rednecks still left to vote against their own best interest

>>94446711
Oh no, not actual education! If people are educated, they may learn to vote not to fuck themselves over!

The states of the U.S is a culturally barren wasteland and most of the worst shitposters come from there. Nuke America pls

>>94446929
t. yuropoor

>>94446711
colorado native here
I'll say this. I blame weed legalization. I used to smoke a lot of weed and do a lot of drugs but like ever since shit got legalized every fucker moved here and our shit got co-opted hard. even the small town i live in is becoming california/oregon-ized

>>94446729
>I know exactly where this sign is
That was a trip anon
Fuck Beaumont, shit city

>>94446174
>we'd have an episode about everyone suddenly carrying swords
What?

>>94447289
New law going into effect in September, I think it removed most of the restrictions on carrying blades in public( Including length, meaning you can carry a greatsword down to whataburger) but I haven't looked to much into it

>>94446925
Yes, god knows we need liberal style education reform. Can you imagine a world where a child grows up without knowing all 106 gender pronouns?

>>94447289
>>94447353
The law is mostly about making it legal to carry normal sized knives. Used to be you couldn't carry one with a blade longer than the palm of your hand is wide.

>>94445410
Honest Question:
How does the state afford to operate? Do people work in government for free?

>40% white
wow.....texas is truly based

>>94446711
The right will never achieve anything because they're always too busy accusing each other of being secret leftists.

>>94447472
Gender paranoia is really all you people have, isn't it

>>94445849
>Texas is California Lite
t.retard

>>94447480
>implying i aint bringing my katana everywhere now

>>94447580
acting snobbish is really all you people have, isn't it?

>>94447580
Let me guess: you sit down to pee.

>>94447580
No, we have the legislative, judicial, and executive branches as well.

>>94447778
But you still can't get anything accomplished...

>>94446029
Nah. Most I've went through on one trip was maybe three. I never go around parts that have toll roads anyways.

>>94447857
see
>>94447857

>>94447933
Kek you really can't get anything accomplished can you.

>>94447521
there's like a 8% tax for everything you buy

>>94447857
You see any men with frankenpussies joining the military?

Besides, there's bound to be another SCOTUS seat that will be up for grabs and dozens upon dozens of federal judge seats to fill. The only requirement for these is time.

>>94446029
Like a northern state...except without all the other taxes.

>>94447958
>make 1 typo
im shocked you didnt make a covfefe joke
its ok, ill act snobbish too.

>>94447722
No, we've also got logic and data and research and history and empathy and numbers on our side, but when dealing with you belligerent morons it's hard not to be smug.

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>>94447472
We were having a comfy thread until you all showed up

>>94447993
a yes, the issue of if .01 percent of the population can join the isreali/saudi puppet army is a big fucking issue

>>94448035
sorry man, people decide to come in and shit on a place they dont live in and bitch about politics

>>94447521
we arent allowed to have a state debt so we have to balance a budget every two years

>>94447480
>Used to be you couldn't carry one with a blade longer than the palm of your hand is wide
That was never a law. Just shit people spout. The law is 5.5 inches.

>>94447993
>You see any men with frankenpussies joining the military?
Yes, because Trump can't even put together a coherent plan to ban them.

>>94448078
and for some reason the state legislature doesnt wanna use the decently okay rainy day fund ever

>>94448030
>No, we've also got logic and data and research and history and empathy and numbers on our side
Yeah, about that...
>women can have a Y chromosome, too!
>ignore all crime statistics based on race!
>all forms of testing are racist!

>>94448035
Why don't the mods automatically ban these thread derailing shitposters? I don't get it. 4chan shouldn't look like the inside of a Yahoo comment section

>>94448151
I just want to strangle you poltards and SJW to death to be honest. I fucking despise your guts and if I see any of you in real life I'm shooting your brains in

>>94448138
ik they should fix the schools and roads up

>>94447521
Not as much graft and you really don't need that many state services, my fucking state pays like 50,000 for some hipster to write poetry in a bridge apartment.

>>94448151
>attacking strawman the post

>>94448151
Yeah, literally all the ideas you're memeing are supported by years of extensive research. You wouldn't know that because you're a barely literate redneck.

>>94445410
>Can now wield swords in public

>>94448030
Do you honestly not see how talking like that alienates even the people that are on your side?

>>94448065
...he says, while also defending marxist education reforms.

>>94448245
But where does it get revenue? Sales tax?

>>94448301
wtf are you talking about

>>94448267
Rip Arizona subway samurai, this is the future he fought for

>>94448188
tough talk from a guy who gets bullied to the sidelines of his own cartoon forum threads

>>94448307
Sales tax, tolls, cucking other states of business by having a decent environment for it and other shit like zoning and permitting. There's probably a breakdown of where we get revenue from but can't be added right now.

Florida doesn't have income taxes and has less minorities, yet it's a shithole and Texas isn't. Why?

>>94448256
That's literally the opposite of true, but okay. You can go on and pretend that blacks don't singlehandedly sink the US in world crime statistic standings, or pretend that numerous second generation ethnic groups don't overcome testing "biases", or pretend that the Y chromosome isn't uniquely male.

>>94448293
It doesn't. The meme that liberals alienate people by condescending to literal retards is perpetuated by right wingers who lack the self awareness to realize they've been doing the same thing for decades. Sorry you can't handle being talked down to by a snowflake cuck with a participation trophy. Have you tried not being stupid?

>>94448487
Texas has its fair share of shithole, Florida is like Hub City a malaise hangs over it.

Also snowbirds ruining everything

>>94447993
>You see any men with frankenpussies joining the military?
Yes? Transgender people are completely free to join the US Military. Because Trump hasn't banned them. He won't ban them either, because he can't get anything accomplished.

>>94448487
All the old people are bleeding your state dry.

>>94442596
Garlandfag here. Pretty accurate, right down the the 4 dudes standing on the side of the street drinking in silence.

>>94446374
well most of the other comics that My Friend Dahmer's author made are also set in Ohio, but I get what you mean

>>94448507
It alienated your party out of the presidency. Proof is in the pudding. Or ice cream. Two scoops.

>>94448507
>The meme that liberals alienate people by condescending to literal retards
>literal retards
>Sorry you can't handle being talked down to by a snowflake cuck with a participation trophy. Have you tried not being stupid?
proving a point arent ye :^)
stay mad snob fag

I still haven't run into anyone who says "I tell you what"

>>94448612
it was because clinton supported free trade deals, was corrupt as shit, a huge flip flopper on any position and was hated by half her parties base. when you have a corporate shill, you lose when the other person okays the renegade card

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>>94448630
>say I tell you what because King of the Hill was my english teacher as a kid and everyone spoke slowly enough for me to understand

>>94448713
She's the embodiment of modern liberalism: falsehoods, lies, unethical as all hell, but what the fuck does that matter because it's a woman/POC/LGBTQ so let's overlook everything!

>>94448493
The black crime statistics are tied directly to the shit conditions most blacks live in in the US. No one denies the statistics, the right just ignores the actual research in favor of their own rhetoric. Same causal agent leads to poor test scores. And sex and gender are distinct concepts, the latter is divorced from biology. You'd know all this if you actually did your own research instead of believing what your chosen political propagandist told you to.

I didn't get the episode where the hipsters from Austin gentrify Enrique's neighborhood and act like insufferable pricks. I've been to Austin to visit some friends and obviously metropolitan areas tend to be more liberal but I didn't meet any Portland-level snobs.

>>94448828
Why are you so obsessed with gays and blacks?

>>94448847
>The black crime statistics are tied directly to the shit conditions most blacks live in in the US
Srs question, how come other minorities dont have this issue? Asians and hispanics started out dirt poor but are not dealing with the same issues?

>>94445356
What Mexican?

Octavio? He had a wife?

>>94446711
>Is there a more California-infested state in the US than Texas?

Yes and it's called California

>>94446029
Fuck I-45, the Hardy is a god damned blessing.

>>94448909
The o point is that Gentrification ends up displacing the former residence. The hipsters acting like dicks was only there so you could hate them and in turn gentrification.

>>94446870
I hate California drivers because they are reckless and rude but I think I hate WA drivers even more just because you fuckers are so indecisive and slow.

>>94445410
>Fuck Austin
>Still shows the logo

>>94448979
mexicans do crime too
asians that come over seas are just like any immigrant group that comes from overseas. it takes longer to come over and its harder so we usually get top tier immigrants from that country if there from overseas

same goes for Nigerians,Indians, Chinese, Egyptian etc

>>94448612
Overwhelming incompetence lost the dems the election.

>>94448625
Don't you have a sister to impregnate?

>>94446374
American Splendor.

>>94449043
no it was to lamboon hipsters love of minorities while moslty annoying them

>>94448979
>Srs question, how come other minorities dont have this issue? Asians and hispanics started out dirt poor but are not dealing with the same issues?
it's one of those vicious cycle things where black people are treated like shit by the white majority a lot of the time, and thus a lot of them decide to act like said shit, which in turn feeds further shit treatment by white people, and so on and so on

>>94442596
I knew a handful of people's dads or grandpas that reminded me of Hank Hill when I was younger
So yes

>>94449158
>top tier
Lol fuck no, not since the 1965 immigration act.

>>94448847
>The black crime statistics are tied directly to the shit conditions most blacks live in in the US
Hispanics are almost equally impoverished and yet their crimes against each other and against other groups (i.e. the thing that proves the falsehood of "too afraid of the police to report crime") isn't anywhere near blacks. So no. The only "shit condition" is their culture itself. But of course the libtards don't want it any other way, because by treating blacks like snowflakes and telling them that they're never wrong, you'll always have their support.

>No one denies the statistics, the right just ignores the actual research in favor of their own rhetoric
Ha! It's not about denying the statistics, it's about ignoring the statistics of others that show what outliers they are. Even with the DOJ pushing hispanic crime statistics into the caucasian group to muddy the numbers, blacks are STILL worse in almost every single category.

>Same causal agent leads to poor test scores
Eeeeexcept not. There's numerous ethnic groups that disprove that. First and second generation immigrants routinely outperform american blacks. This includes incredibly impoverished countries of origin... including black countries! Literally the poorest people on earth show greater signs of improvement than american blacks when put into identical situations in America.

>And sex and gender are distinct concepts
Congrats, you are on the way to being redpilled. You've just admitted something that few liberals can, that it's all choice and has nothing to do with biological factors (i.e. the mythical transgender brain). We'll make a real functioning human being out of you yet!

>>94442596
Texas born and raised here. The show is pretty spot on. Lots of stupid white ultra-patriots, Smart Foreign Asians trying to start a new life, Mexicans just looking for work and not much else.

The government is stupid and will literally create conservative laws that have the opposite effect. Like anti-planned parenthood laws that cause a massive spike in abortions. Or editing text books to down play Slavery resulting in it hitting national news and EVERYONE knowing about it.

Only thing our government can do is balance a budget. Like seriously they got that shit locked down.

>>94448979
They didn't start out as farm equipment for a couple centuries and weren't treated as broken farm equipment for a century after that.

Texas is only known for three things: Steers, Queers, and shitty QBs ruining the NFL

>>94449252
>Congrats, you are on the way to being redpilled
t.bluepilled guy

>>94449361
fuck you Romo was great and would have won a superbowl on a competently run team

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>>94449198
but the chinese had a language barrier and got shit on during the railroad expansion. is the difference being that one can be sent back to their home country while blacks are stuck here?

Where my cstat fags at?

>>94449441
>but the chinese had a language barrier and got shit on during the railroad expansion
Not really comparable to two and a half centuries of institutionalized slavery.

>>94449441
all immigrants to america got shit on and had a language barrier other than the irish and scots irish kinda

>>94449441
see what >>94449495 says, not to mention misplaced blame by morons regarding the Civil War

>>94445783
Revised:

Pacific Northwest: Gravity Falls.
Malibu/Venice, CA, Rocket Power
Hollywood, CA, Bojack Horesman
San Diego/US mexico border. Star vs. Much a Lucha?

Minnesota/Wisconcin: F for Family, Life With Louie
San Francisco Chinatown: Jackie Chan Adventures?
Detroit/Pittsburg/St Louis rust belt: Static?
NYC: The critic? Lots of choices. Maybe split NYC as well.

Hawaii
New Orleans
Appalachia
Florida
Deep South
Vancover
Alberta, Canada
Eastern Canada.
Newfoundland/Maine.
Alaska
Arizona/New Mexico
Utah

>>94448164
You're expecting too much from the mods. Just keeping this site from being entered into evidence in a bunch of CP or espionage trials is about as much as we can hope for. Because the thread is so thing on /co/ content, they'd probably end up deleting or autosaging the thread anyways.

>>94448979
Probably a combination of factors. Biggest one is probably cultural. SES is of course, very large as expected. You don't have the same issues in the black communities in Canada as you do in Oakland, to use a far away from slavery to far away from slavery example. Quality research on the issue is scarce because it's politically inflammatory.

>>94449148
The Longhorns are the exception. Every other part of Austin, including UT, can fuck off though

>>94449548
Futurama for NYC?

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It wasn't supposed to be a depiction of Texas life as much as it was a parody of the stereotypical white american life. Hank's a corny American but his wife's an annoying cunt, his son's an autist, his niece is a dumb hoe, his friends consist of a depressed, fat army guy, a playboy with a speech impediment, and a conspiracy theorist who's wife is fucking some ripped native guy. There's also his sleazy boss and incompetent coworkers, plus the arrogant gook neighbors.

Instead of living out an all american lifestyle with a swell family, a son that's the HS QB, and patriotic, classical american friends, he's surrounded by jackasses of all types, and it's funny because its true IRL.

tl;dr KoTH is a parody

>>94449548
If we're including live action, Preacher's current season is in NOLA

>>94449268
>They didn't start out as farm equipment for a couple centuries and weren't treated as broken farm equipment for a century after that

>chinese
>forcibly colonized and marginalized in their own homeland for hundreds of years by european power
>imported from their colonialism-destroyed country to build railways under terrible conditions
>treated like shit, segregated, had numerous laws specifically targeting them
>tossed away when railway completed, forced into slums of major cities, zero job opportunities, zero political movement to take them out of the margins of society
>built strong communities, became responsible shop owners, slowly gained affluence and influence, made each generation better for their children

They actually had it worse than blacks, on a holistic scale. And yet the turned it around and are now 1:1 some of the most successful americans.

The only flaw is Hank's unrelenting devotion to propane. Anyone with an ounce of common sense who's barbecuing in Texas uses charcoal and wood.

Then again, every character needs a flaw.

>>94449634
its also very texas parody too

>>94449668
>he likes tasting the heat

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>>94442596
>mfw i live in one of the communities cited around as insperation

pretty fucking on the money, actually.

>>94449495
then how come jews after centuries of persecution and genocides still exist and flourish vs blacks instituionalized slavery and current community issues they have? is it due to their communities banding together and having better cohesion?

>>94445410
>dr.pepper T shirt

this shit speaks to me down to the last detail

>>94449268
I mean, chinese built the intercontinental railroad with unstable tnt and crap wahes and Japanese Americans were forcefully imprisoned and literally lost everything in ww2

But let's ignore that

>>94449703
cause they control banking
thats a pretty easy one

>>94447521
after the civil war the state was fucked by carpetbaggers and whatnot, and we hold grudges. we like our government small.

>KOTH thread derailed by politics

/pol/ has really gone too far this time

>>94449703
It's a shell game. Look at blacks in the 50s, 60s, and 70s. Blacks today have regressed, despite more freedom and opportunity and access to education than ever. It's not society, it's the destruction of their family unit and the subsequent PC liberal inability to tell them to get their shit together without being demonized and crucified. If it was crack cocaine that did it initially, whatever. But the fact of the matter is that crack isn't explaining 80% single mothers.

>>94449740
so we just give control of the banking system to blacks. problem solved.

>>94449662
>They actually had it worse than blacks, on a holistic scale.
Yeah, no. Even if we pretend voluntary labor is somehow comparable to forced slavery, whites still actively sabotaged any attempts by blacks to make their way in the world for most of US history. Look up the Tulsa race riot if you want some actual perspective on this.

>>94449837
>implying jews would cede control

>>94449631
The idea is that what show gives the best understanding of what it's like to be there, the best sense of place. Futurama is a great show, but the setting is gonzo sci fi.

I'd rather exclude movies as well, because you can explore different aspects of a series

>>94449661
That's more TV's department.

>>94449837
Thats how you get zimbague.

>>94449822
i mean if you dont mention deindustrialization in america your being a bit misleading also

>>94449020
Enrique, retrasado.

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>>94446205
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>>94446378
So many San Antonio brothers

>>94449853
White-led political movements to better the lives of blacks existed a century before they earned the right to vote. Asians had zero white support, and were put in concentration camps in modern history.

You make it seem like every white, or even the hegemony of white society, rallied against the black man. They didn't. Much like how Hillary had the popular vote but lost the bigger game, the same thing happened to blacks. Like Hillary, they were just a victim of the system used to keep the union together by giving equalizing power to the less represented whites.

Asians unequivocally had it worse than blacks in their respective historical interactions with whites.

>>94449905
Hispanics destroy that line of thought. They're just as dependent on blue collar jobs, have experienced just as much displacement/volatility in the job market, have even more kids, yet their family lives are vastly better and they commit less crimes on a statistical basis.

>>94449091
Can confirm I'm a literal shithead demon on the streets. I hate when out-of-state fags come to California and refuse to go at least 10 miles above the speed limit like a normal person.

>>94449439
I'm actually talking about Tannihill, RG3, Bryce Petty and all the other shitty QBs from Texas high schools, you dumb fuck

>>94449611
>fuck the city and the school
>but not my terrible football team

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what turbocuck looks like

>>94450141
i only say this cause im from north east kentucky and when all the industy left here weve slowly become drug addled dying hillpeople
its different comparing immigrants and the native lower class

>>94450227
>when all the industy left here weve slowly become drug addled dying hillpeople

...so sort of what happens on native american reservations?

>>94450256
nah those are plains people

>>94450161
AZ here. You CA cocksuckers are slow as fuck, don't get full of yourself. Do you not understand the idea of a fast lane? If you are in the fast lane/over-hours HOV, it means 85 at minimum. It's like a CA driver's natural inclination is to create traffic around them by matching speeds rather than exceeding.

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>>94447521
>He thinks state income tax is for paying state employees

>>94450355
Nigger you're talking to a guy who regularly goes 100 at night. If the freeways at night were actually patrolled and speeding laws enforced half the traffic would be gone due to 30 day suspensions.

>>94445899
Ha
I lel. Have a (you) for your dubs

>>94445921
>Texas
>mountains
Pick one or get memed

>>94450355
Arizona is literately hell, everyone drives so fast cuz they think they have a chance to escape

>>94448425
Fuck. Zats a bingo

>>94450809
I won't deny it. But get some empathy here. It's hot as fuck, you want to get from point a to point b as quickly as possible, but the roads are clogged by 70 year old boomer pieces of shit from Minnesota and Michigan. You're going to tailgate some serious ass to push them along, scare the fuck out of them so that they move to the right, maybe (hopefully) traumatize them off the road for good, and then when there's a pocket in traffic that could only fit a moped you're damn right I'm going to cram my car into it just to get ahead.

We're the meanest sons of bitches on the road because every other state dumps their old fucks on us.

>>94442596
Don't know about Texas but that episode where they went to Sun City, AZ was spot on.

>>94450936
Thats cute you think that, try Florida, where it's hot, humid and we get retarded teens, retarded families, retarded tourists , and old people on top of it all.

>>94445921
Humidity is only really in coastal areas like Houston, Dallas is pretty dry most of the time.

>>94443441
I live in arlington, it's what the town is based off of probably

its exactly dead on

>>94445410
>all those buccees beavers
>fuck oklahoma

lol'd

>>94450078
>Asians unequivocally had it worse than blacks in their respective historical interactions with whites.
The degree of willful stupidity here is mindboggling. Part of this country was so adverse to recognizing blacks as anything but property they fought a war over it. The most successful black community in the country was burned to the ground and it's residents were slaughtered. Asians came here of their own volition, worked of their own volition, and could leave of their own volition. There is no comparison here.

>>94446711
t.
austin tard

>>94450809
Arizona's a beautiful state but I'd rather live in any other state that makes up the South West barring Utah.

I've been to New Mexico all of three times and I don't know shit about it but I'm considering moving there because it's close and not Arizona.

Is Nevada a nice state? It seems like it would be nice but I've only ever been to Vegas and Reno.

>>94451192
>hundreds of millions of chinese killed via colonial interference of their country
>lured to america by false job advertisements and then kept as de facto slave labor in squalor, forced to do the most dangerous job in america at the time
>tons of anti-asian legislation that would make today's anti-mexican sentiment seem quaint and cute
>when war starts, japmericans are ALL forcibly removed from their homes, lose ALL property with no reimbursement, are put in concentration camps, are stripped of all rights, are kept imprisoned for 4 years, and then are let out without any compensation and no government help in rebuilding their lives

Yeah... no. Nice try though. If we're looking at it contextually, the shit that happened to the american japanese is the most unconscionable crime the US has committed against a minority group. It occurred in modern times, when all persons were granted inalienable rights. There wasn't even a debate on the matter, beyond separate but equal. We KNEW it was wrong, but we did it. For every other morally shitty act by the US on a minority group, there was a debate on the very essence of humanity that the ethnic group may or may not have. Not with the japanese, though.

And oh lord, what the heck am I even going to do about your outright ignorance on the true roots of state's rights and the civil war...

>>94451422
Are you trying to argue that racism against Asians is worst because whites didn't see black people as people? Is not seeing another human as human worst than anything?

Extremely accurately.

why does texas hate oklahoma so much?

we didn't do nothing, we just keep to ourselves even if we aren't very happy

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>>94452378
every Oklahoman in Texas I've ever known has talked about how Oklahoma is better than Texas at least once

>>94452836
This. They also never stop talking about their casinos and reservations too.

>>94442596
no john redcorn?

>>94452937
he's John Deadcorn

>>94452937
He's just been cropped out of the OP pic. You can still see his hand on Nancy just like how you can see Cotton's hand on Minh's ass.