alfie the buttsmithy

>>94428631
is she legit Bi now or one of those "got too horny that i did stuff" things?

>>94428749
She found the right guy.

Though I guess if she did discover she's bi, this backstory does lend a bit more weight to her turmoil than "I'M SUPPOSED TO LIKE VAGINAS"

she Love Marco but accepting that make her life a lie and living her Family for Nothing ..

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>>94428968
I don't know how I'd feel about that.
On one hand it'd be corny and stupid...but I also really like them together.

>>94428631
The combination of Marco's charm and Alfie's shortstack ass in an alcohol-fuled threeway is too much for anyone to resist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNr4w3U5lEk

>>94428631
Fucking bitch.

Ancient Greeks were the biggest fags and even they knew there was an obligation to raise a family.

>>94429187
Ancient Greeks weren't 'fags' as you might think. In their eyes the honor was with the penetrater and all dishonor was on the one being penetrated, regardless of their sex.
The also though oral sex was deviant and dishonorable.

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>>94429187
Ancient Greeks literally invented the "Lesbian waiting for the right guy" meme

>Fucks her family over for sexual gratification

COOL, WHAT A LIKEABLE CHARACTER, I CAN SOOOOOO RELATE LOL

OH, BRB, MY TINDER DATE IS HERE LOL HOPE HE'S GOT A BIG DICCCCCCCCCCC THAT IS ALL I CARE ABOUT LOL

>>94429446
holy fuck you're broken

>>94429469
And you're probably a worthless slut.

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Eh, I can't blame her. I imagine having to go through all that complicated shit because she didn't like guys and now she actually bedded a guy that she was somewhat close to is fucking with her head something fierce.

>>94428968
Yep, it's a difficult emotional situation. Alfie has been really good at building these around its characters.

>>94429262
That definitely isn't true of Spartan eromenos relatonships and the homosexuality of the Theban soldiery though senpai.

>>94429446
>>94429494
>>94429552
How triggered are you that a fucking porn comic has this bisexual character and your reaction is this?

Go the fuck back to wherever you came from.

>>94429446
There are so many ways around it too so you could focus on the sex romp sympathetically than get distracted by the fucking poor parents she left behind.

>have her parents be well off that they could live without her
>create someone trustworthy she could have send funds from her work back home
>add more sisters that could possibly have taken responsibility to marry the guy

>>94429600
>bisexual
No one fucking cares about that m8, they care that our protagonist left her family in a shit situation and her only excuse was "Im a dyke" which now isn't even true.

You can't enjoy lipstick lesbians/bisexuals when you know its only happening because her parents are slaving away and she ran from responsibility.

>>94429097
They Both have a history, both run from Home
even never want Akfie shejust want Marco jealouse they both best friend and now to deal with their feeling after what happen ...

>>94429687
>our protagonist left her family in a shit situation and her only excuse was "Im a dyke" which now isn't even true.
hence her conflict

hence the fucking comic

So Lydia Run from HOME? she didn't want be scrifiece for her Family to get Better ? my Problem is that did she keep send Money to them ? or send meesage or she just cut or the connection

>>94429706
Anon seemed to think its some homophobic reason to hate her.

No its hate because she was and still is a shit person who jumpstarted her story by condemning her parents to poverty.

Have her send a bag of coin to her folks occasionally and she can have all the pussy or cock she wants for all I care.

>>94429706
I just must sleep with every woman i meet ?
good old lady call her pervet ....

>>94429695
Is English not your first language?

But my point is more because them getting together seems cliched and corny. Not that it'd be from nowhere.

>>94429975
to be true my third language ...
I don't see them Cliche,

Buti don't see them end togother and marry

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Lydia definitely likes Marco and has for some time, it wasn't just a drunk/horny thing. It's hard to tell with Marco he is pretty protective of Alfie but that could be because she is a femlet that has never left her hometown. Alfie along with melly is the only true slut in the series.

Hana is as pure as the driven snow

>>94430165
I feel bad for Hanna

>>94430165
Lydia: I like you more with your hair messed

>>94430034
>Marco and Lydia marry
>Marco's rich family saves the Buggalo farm
>Both families are happy thinking their slutty kids finally settled down
>They constantly fuck the farm hands and are leaving on adventures under the guise of out of town buisness
>>94430260
She'll find a true white knight some day...that or learn not to believe in white knights and finally get some dick dipped into her.

>>94430465
that will be great,I'm sure Marco is from Royal Family

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>>94430611
He's at the very least an affluent noble.

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>>94430465
>Lydia has been drowing herself in pussy since the threeway
>mfw she takes advantage of Hanna

>>94430718
The whole thing with Marco not being able to read and being where he is now, makes me feel like he is some rich guy's bastard. they tried to bring him in but it ended up not working. He has all the properness and the horse, but he is poor and illiterate.

>>94429782
You're one of those kinds of fags that hates any character that does something wrong, aren't you?

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>>94430757
I think he's probably a proper son, but his dad could never wrap his head around the idea of being dyslexic so he just wrote him off as an idiot. Marco didn't feel like being the house disappointment so he just fucked off to the Caravan of Misfit toys.

Though the question is what did Hanna do to become an embarrassment of her family?

>>94430718
So i hope he returne to them Badass and shut his father

>>94430851
Obviously she had a penis

>>94430899
Hannah needs a good dicking, regardless of the equipment they bear. Hope she gets it before they get to town.

>>94430757
He's a proper son but he's got dyslexia, except nobody knows what that is

>>94429344
>meme
It's true though. That's why lesbians use strap-ons.

>>94429687
But... they wanted her to marry someone she didn't love. Regardless of sexual orientation, that's a very, very common storyline. I don't understand why this is apparently shocking and unforgivable. I get that the family was on hard times, but functionally selling one of your children shouldn't be considered a reasonable option. No matter what other decisions she makes later on, that's still the root of the problem.

>>94431253
If incase add: she send them Money ..
Ok we get it
but she run and all she do is folling arroud
like she don't give a shit about her family

>>94431253
It seems pretty reasonable in the old days. You marry this guy or lady and now we won't be poor anymore. I feel like in most situations most would suck it up and be happy that they're family isn't just surviving.

Nowadays hell no, you shouldn't marry someone you don't know

>>94431328
Does she have any money to send them? Is there a reliable courier service that won't run off with the money?

>>94431596
Nice point but Hana send money to her Family ?!

There are anons on this board that would willingly take it up the ass for the rest of their life for money.
Why am I not surprised?

>>94432089
To save my Family and two young siblings frome poverty and living like shit ....

>>94429187
>>94429446
>>94429687
>>94431328
>>94431452
You regressionist types never fail to make me laugh a little.

Here's the ultimate question: would you do this? Would you give up any aspirations or goals you might have to marry some ugly bitch that likes the look of you, who you're not attracted to in any way and don't even like as a person? Oh, and keep in mind that, since this person only likes you for your looks, you're going to have to force yourself to bone their repulsive ass on the reg, and they're likely not to really care about your wants and needs a person. You'll have to go along with all their fetishes too, no matter how disgusting you might find them. You're on the lower end of a power dynamic here too, with them not only having higher social status, but also able to deny you and your family finances if you don't do exactly as they say.

I get the impression you guys have a romanticized perpsective on this because you see it as an easy way to get a waifu without having to traverse the trials of modern dating, and you don't consider that for the other party it's a huge sacrifice. Making a sacrifce for people is noble, but this means essentially sacrificing ALL your future happiness. That is way above and beyond. I'd have huge respect for someone willing to do so, but that level of sacrifice is not required of a good person.

If you're not willing to enter into such an arrangement yourself, don't make it such a big deal. Ask yourself: would you do this? Could you live with someone you find repulsive for the rest of your life? Could you pretend to love them for the rest of your life? Please them sexually whenever they want? Could you live with the frustration that comes with all that? I doubt it.

>>94432230
You would rather sell your ass than put in the work to get a good job and support your family then.

>>94432388
did Lydia .. send Money to her Family ?????
in this page ???????? this what i talk if Lydia Run to have a job and support her Family isOk with me ...

>>94432239
anon you are exaggerating the hell out of the situation. At no point does Lydia say she disliked the person or that they were repulsive. She even said maybe if it was woman. Hell she doesn't even throw out dreams or aspirations she would have missed out on. She left because of the marriage went against her sexuality.

"I can't make myself into something I am not."

>>94432239
I would for my family

>>94432648
she didn't force to Marry old man ..like most case

>>94432239
>regressionist
I'm not advocating arranged marriages and I'm not arguing against them either. Lots of societys have used them, some still do and there are examples of successes and abuses. Which isn't even the issue.
She had options. No one forced her to run away. That was her choice, how she decided to handle a fucked up situation. If she jumped on a table and screamed out "I munch carpet. Huge, voluptuous rolls of carpet!" and then her family disowns her thats on them. Pulling a midnight bitchmove? Thats on her. And I don't think I'm a regressionist for expecting more.

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>>94428631

>>94428749
The general idea the comic tends to present is that people like to fuck an awful lot, and people being so picky about who and what exactly they fuck isn't actually based on sexual attraction, but alternative factors. Things like social pressure, attaching the label to your identity, Elves are creepy fucks so why give them the chance, etc.

>>94433722

You're thinking too far into a porn comic desu.

Elves are perverts 'cause they live a long time.

>>94428968
>living her Family for Nothing
Even if she wasn't gay, her family wanted her to marry someone she doesn't want.
That sounds a lot like forced marriage. Still justify her leaving them.

>>94431189
Lesbian use strap-on because putting something in your vagina the right way feels good.

>>94429782
>condemning her parents to poverty.
Her family was already poor. What don't you understand in: "My family was poor as shit."?

Her family was poor. She was poor. They wanted to sell her off to not be be poor so she left them, hoping for a better futur.

They didn't care about her, only about the welfare marrying their daughter could bring them.

>>94434038
>Didn't care about her

>>94432239
You are overestimating the number of options people had in any time period before our modern days. Running away from home was a huge risk. and family was everything. Pretty much the only the only people you could count on to look after you.

>>94429551
Which sucks cuz Alfie herself is the least interesting character to me, to the point where I find her annoying. The side characters are fantastic though

>>94434297
Nice argument, faggot. You refuse to look at the moral compromise the family has done to their daughter, just cuz she's introduced as a dyke

>>94434948
You can turn that logic right back on her.
And in the she's the one who left.

Say they don't care about her, but her marrying that dude could've meant them, her, and their two children living a more comfortable life or dying.
You can't really say they don't care about her.

>>94432648
>anon you are exaggerating the hell out of the situation.

Lmao what? Are you fucking retarded? Read a book.

>>94435116
I never said they don't care about her. However, they're willing to sell their daughter for comfort. Imagine if a similar opportunity fell into their lap, but she was to become a sex slave

You seem to have the impression that people can't see that she made a mistake, but the entire point is that she took the path that is the lesser of two evils. These half-assed revision attempts like "why didn't she send her family money" or "add more sisters so she isn't burdened" just come across as /co/ incapable of accepting there's a such thing as a moral grey area

>>94428631
>lesbian gets dicked and realizes she might like men after all
This is literally my fetish. Especially since it seems that she might actually have a thing for Marco.

>>94435557
>Imagine if a similar opportunity
>Sex Slave
That's apples and oranges .
You're arguing morally grey area while declaring that just straight up leaving was the lesser of two evils.