If Bizzaro is openly straight, does this means that Klark is

>>94414382
>Klark

>>94414382
>Klark

>>94414382
>Klark

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>>94415356
>>94416187
>>94416229
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>>94414382
it means bizzaro is closet gay

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>>94414382
>Klark

>>94414382
If Bizarro is male, does that mean Klark is actually a woman?

>>94414382
Klark isn't a woman so no, I guess not. I wish writers would be more consistent with the opposite thing though.

>>94414382
<Implying straight and gay are opposites

>>94414382
why isn't Bizarro some scrawny lanklet if Klark is so muscular?

>>94414382
If Bizarro is a biped, does that mean Superman is secretly a quadruped?
If Bizarro has plantigrade feet, does that mean Superman secretly has digitigrade feet?
If Bizarro has a face, does that mean Superman secretly has no face?
If Bizarro wears clothing, does that mean Superman is secretly naked?

>>94420818
What if Kryptonians actually project a mental image of what we want them to look like?

What if Lois fucked a weird slug monster that she thinks looks human?

What if John is a weird, horrifying, slug person.

>>94414382
>Bizarro is always the (exact) opposite of Superman
Another episode of /co/ does not read comics

>>94418295
No, see, if they were consistent with the opposite thing, it would make Bizarro completely useless as a character (and especially as a villain) because he'd be super weak instead of super strong. Oh, and he'd also be dead since Superman is alive.

It's better if they half-ass the opposite thing, because that's the only way Bizarro can be a genuine threat.

>>94420937
He is not always the opposite of Superman. In some incernations he is just a retarded clone who tries to belong somewhere and probably just needs friends.

>>94421093
See, that's going too far in the other direction. If you take away the opposite stuff entirely, he loses all of his uniqueness. He just becomes the Hulk or whatever.

There's a happy medium between those two extremes, and that's when the character works the best.

>>94421181
Injustice did it perfectly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xai4IgyD88

>>94421181
He's a retarded Superman clone that decides on his own to be the opposite of Superman. That is who he is, not by design, but by choice.

>>94421265
>superman am not bizzaro
Does this mean that Superman is Bizzaro? >>94414382