Batman begins to regret giving his mom a bat signal.

That's kinda clever

I love this because it feels like something that would get published in-universe by a city with no superheroes and no supercrime to take the piss out of crazy Gotham and its crazy Bat-guy.

>>94413489
Time paradox?

>>94413534
Mysteriously the paper is later bought out by Wayne enterprises and dismantled.

I thought mom Wayne was dead

>>94413605
This greeting card is an Elseworlds

>>94413605
Always got to be some continuity-fag ruining the joke.

HIS PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAD

>>94413534
Hell, I imagine it'd be published in-universe in normal DC setting with all the superheroes and crime everywhere.
Heroes and villains have probably replaced politicians for newspaper comic satire.

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>>94413717
>Hell, I imagine it'd be published in-universe in normal DC setting with all the superheroes and crime everywhere.
>Heroes and villains have probably replaced politicians for newspaper comic satire.
THere was something like that in Sandman.

>>94413489

I kinda like the idea that even if Bruce's parents were alive he'd still dress up as Batman because he's a huge manchild.

>>94414246
I know Death is there, but why the Hell did it shock her?

>>94414923
The mic was live with electricity. Some kind of freak wiring incident. A frayed wire here, an exposed metal bit there...