Is this accurate?

it wouldn't hurt him much

Its one potential out come.

Wolverine could sneaknup onnthe hulk and could stab him in the brain as those are with in his abilities

However hulks regen is almost as good as logans so it will turn out like it did in the story that pic is from.

He gets up

>>94404473
There was a time that this would have killed the Hulk. These days it'd stun him for like five seconds.

Sure, but it wouldn't kill him

>>94404509
Didnt hawkeye just hill him with an arrow?

>>94404575
Special plotanium anti-Hulk arrow. Hulk's recovered from having his neck broken in five seconds, grown back from nearly a skeleton in seconds, etc. His healing factor is ridiculous now.

>>94404575

he killed him in the human form

>>94404590
Anti-hulk arrow?
Is that the best they could come up with?

>>94404636

Bendis

>>94404626
Banner has survived being shot in the head point blank, so an arrow just sounds stupid.

>>94404636
welcome to Marvel's top writers

>>94404636

Even Marvel couldn't come up with an anti-bitch arrow big enough to kill you.

>>94404473
I thought logan wasn't strong enough to pierce his skin since bullets dont either supposedly. Regardless this wouldn't kill hulk anyway.

>>94404654

I think the reasoning went that Hawkeye was so swift that he never saw it coming

What was the better rivalry: Hulk/Thor or Hulk/Wolverine?

>>94404473
What if they cut off his head and put it into an adamantium box?

>>94404680
it actually doesn't matter whether banner sees it coming, if his body comes under attack he hulks out as a reflex.

Like in the avengers movie, banner said he'd try to shoot himself but the hulk would spit the bullet out. Banner's survival mechanisms are stupidly good.

>>94404668
I really don't understand how the fuck does Wolverine's adamantium claws works.
They're indestructible, okay. But that still doesn't explain how the fuck Logan can just cut through half the shit he cuts through.

>>94404575
>>94404626
>>94404654
Surprise attack with an arrow designed to fuck up the Hulk, made by Banner himself
Finally, Banner was supposed to be cured. It was left up in the air whether or not he could have even gone Hulk at all.

>>94404864
>Still cares about being cured despite the Hulk being a lot less dangerous than he used to be
>He was a SHIELD agent for god's sake
Why is this still a thing?

>>94404509
Just like when Wolverine was melted down to his adamantium skeleton but lol, a molecule survived, so he was back to good in 2 minutes.

>>94404861
They were sharpened to a monomolecular edge and since they can't break, they maintain that edge

>>94404988
They fixed that. They haven't fixed the problem that the Hulk has a healing factor so fast that writers have to ignore it or assume he's completely invincible.

>>94404473
If they fought to the death Hulk would just rip Logan in half in 2 minutes

>>94405005
Yeah, I get that his claws were folded one bajillion times and because of that are supersharp, but there still should be shit that Logan is simply not strong enough to cut through.

>>94405109
>there still should be shit that Logan is simply not strong enough to cut through.
Yeah. it's called plotium

>>94405015
Even though I don't read Marvel these days, the fact that Hulk is somewhat invincible is how I always viewed him. He can be killed, but his body stitches itself back together over a period of time and he comes back. Somewhat similar to The Hulk - The End, but a bit longer. Wolverine and Deadpool should also be the same.

Back in the day, it took Wolverine forever to grow an eye back or how he never grew his hand back in AoA.

>>94405005
>mono-molecular edge
If they had that, he could easily cut through Adamantium with them, which he cannot.

>>94405123
Ah, the substance from which Plot Armor is made of...

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>>94404861
>>94405005
nah, this goes back to the age-old question of how come Logan's Adamantium laced bones which house the claws never just rip straight through his very normal mutie fleshie arm in an spectacular explosion of gore whenever he stabs or swipes at any matter dense enough to not cleave in one shot like hot butter.

>>94405176
Why would there be a differential in force between his flesh and his bones?

>>94404645
The comic writer, Bendis?

Can a alamantium drill or saw cut through a slab of alamantium? I mean one can use a steel saw or a drill to cut steel.

>>94404590
>>94404626
>>94404864

I saw that he's back now in Secret Empire but I have no idea how. Anyone know how Hulk/Banner came back to life?

>>94405232
Yes, adamantium can cut adamantium

>>94405176
If you whack something too dense for your finger to go through in one swipe does your skeleton rip out?

>>94405211
Yeah, Bendis.You know, the comic writer?

>>94405250

He talked in lower case letters, which implies it's Ultimate universe Hulk

>>94405256
if you whack with enough force, yes. every time.

>>94404668
think that got retconned to him healing so fast it only looked like bullet weren't piercing him or some other nonsense

>>94404661
fuck off you fat jewish fuck

>>94405258
He writes comic books?

>>94404735
Banner was depowered at the time though, so he couldn't hulk out to save himself.

>>94405729

Didnt Hawkeye argue in court that his keen eye caught Banner about to transform and because of that defense he wasnt charged with murder

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>>94404636
>Hulk punches a planet into oblivion
>Killed by a fucking anti-hulk arrow

Why does everyone suck at writing anything Hulk related?

>>94405176
If there's one thing I've enjoyed from Invincible, it's the portrayal of viltriulmites fighting.

>>94405800

The answer is it was a Bendis event, the worst one, perhaps the only Marvel event that was improvised on the go because they thought releasing an event with the same title of a successful movie that was at that time in the theaters would make them some nice money.

iirc, there were also AntiThanos missiles, that is how War Machine died and She Hulk entered a coma.

Bendis likes to breaks the toys that arent his. He also permanently damaged the X Men.

>>94404636
It's not like "Anti-Hulk _____" is anything new, it just never works except this one time.

>>94404473
G-HURK

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>>94404473
No, it hasn't been for years.

>>94405908
At least the She-Hulk thing got retconned into getting her ass beat by Thanos,.

>>94404473

There. Is. No. Fucking. Way. Wolverine. Has. The. Strength. To. Pierce. Hulk's. Skull.

>>94405698
Who, Bendis?

>>94408023
This.

But hey, Marvel has the biggest boner for everything Wolverine so he could carve Superman's heart out if they wanted to.

>>94408023
>>94408147

Adamantium cutting everything is an axiom of the Marvel universe
Wolverine isnt strong, he just has the ability to cut everything, and heal from everything. That is why he often he destroyed, they can make characters beat the shit out of him because it is free since he heals back.

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>>94404501
almost as good?
nigga hulk's healing factor is far superior to wolverine's
hell it's even better then deadpools (when writers don't forget about hulk's healing factor)

>>94408023
>>94408147
Fuck Hulk and his power wank, Wolverine has always been able to fuck him up

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>>94409295
only up till the point that hulk's healing factor works quicker then wolvie can do damage
it's not just hulk's strenght that increases with his rage. it's also his endurance, his skin becomes harder to damage and he heals faster the angrier he gets.

also wolverine's healing factor was slow
in the old days it took him weeks to heal from a severe beating.
then the 90s and 2000 boosted it to make him heal in seconds.
he still heals slower then x-23, dakken or deadpool or hulk
because of the adamantium

>>94408023
Adimantum bro.

>>94404501
But what if wolverine chops off one of his own arms and leaves it in hulk's head?

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>>94405176
IIRC his claw slots and gloves have adamantium sheathes that prevent exactly that. This was back in the days when Wolvie had metal coated claws that popped out the top of his had, not samurai swords that slid through his knuckles

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>>94409493
hulk would pull the piece of arm out and heal
what you want is someone like Kitty doing that

>>94408023
Wanna know how I know you're black

>>94409364
How does Hulk fuck them without tearing them in half?

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>>94409976
it's ultimate hulk not 616 hulk.
but if he can fuck Betty and jarella without any problems in hulk form
i don't see why a few dozen tibetan girls that ultimate hulk took as a harem can't survive it

>>94410017
I know it's ultimate Hulk, that's what makes it more jarring, though. Ultimate Hulk is a lot bigger. Hell, his dick is probably taller than a child. He literally has a girl in his fucking hand he's so big.

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Always go for the soft bits.

>>94404636
I'm surprised they didn't make Old Man Logan kill Hulk... it makes more sense than Hawkeye, but well... Bendis! he also forgot that since Hawkeye "killed" Egghead he has a No-Kill rule.

>>94405135
I thought that was because the hand bones got melted/fused into a clump/stump by summer's optic blast and the can on top of the stump is decorative.

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>>94409626
She tried. Didn't work.

>>94405773
That doesn't make him right.

>>94413619
World War Hulk is the worst thing to happen to him

>>94405055
'Sup, Damon.

now I remember how much of a fucking useless OP Hulk is

Power level faggotry was a mistake.

>>94413913
It ruins a lot of characters

Why don't they just throw Hulk into a black hole?

>>94414019
Because you're also throwing Banner into a black hole.

>>94404636
Its a arrow made of a material that Banner himself spent his life making

>>94407938
i loved the planet/war hulk, i become very angry when they dump and heroing him againt like nothin happened

>>94409976
Hulk has a micropenis, which is sort of a regular dude's penis size.

>>94404473
one of the claws hitting the ear canal is the most plausible damage in this pic.

>>94414019
they did that to godzilla and it was implied the fucker is still alive.

no reason the hulk couldn't do it as well.

>>94415746
Is it mentioned or implied in any book?
I guess you could assume that he doesn't have a gamma dick because he's fucked normal sized women before

>>94416039
Professor Hulk was raped in Future Imperfect and Maestro keeps around a harem around. Of course he could just be extremely endowed but not to the point of being able to hurt them. So the real question is how big is too big?

>>94405136
That aint how science works kid

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>>94409474
spelling,......BRO

>>94413750
Yep. It turned an already borderline invincible character into a 100% unstoppable force and removed any drama by just saying "Hulk's immune to that, he wins."

when the fuck did hulk get a healing factor this is bullshit

>>94418618
Back in the 80s someone wanted a dramatic Hulk vs. Wolverine fight so instead of having the Hulk just be immune to Wolvie's claws, he got cut but then regenerated. It started that way and then got worse and worse.

As someone else pointed out, making Hulk squishy, but regenerative, was a creative way of separating him from the ever lovin blue eyed Thing, who was armored.

>>94409703
Not that anon but I'd like to know

>>94418618
Are you fucking kidding me?

>>94409976
He doesn't. They just get 3 of them and masturbate him with both hands. If Hulk's blood is radioactive is fair to assume his seminal fluid is too, so he can't put his dick inside normal women, even in Banner form.

>>94419809
He didn't always have one, you know. There was a time that having his neck broken would kill him dead and even knockout gas or lack of oxygen could subdue him. This was long before Healing Factor Means He's Immune To Everything Hulk, of course.

>>94404636
I know, right? Couldn't they use a magic green rock or something?

>>94421342
I know he didn't always had it, just like he didn't always had the "the madder Hulk gets the stronger Hulk gets" thing, but that's been established for so freaking long that anyone born after 85 should know this.

>>94421391
>Green rock
He's green, you'd need a yellow rock

>>94421414
He also wasn't a foaming at the mouth retard. Fuck I wish Grey Hulk got more love.

>>94421342
Yeah kinda like how wolverine used to heal slow too

>>94418528
But Hulk lost in the end.

>>94409295
literally the first story where wolverine appeared in he couldnt cut the hulk.

>>94421640
Yeah, after soloing the entire planet and beating the fucking Sentry. He was due for a loss.

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>planet hulk
>fucking amazing

>world war hulk
>fucking shit

Reminder they olanned out Civil War 2 in 4 months.

Four
Fucking
Months

>>94413774
What a strange identifier.

>>94404660
Never forget taking out World War Hulk with a giant space laser straight down, because that's what looked cool in video games at the time, even though it looked like shit drawn.

They do that all the time, just copy other, more clever people elsewhere, hauling in cool thing of the moment.

>>94408192
There was an older story where his claws could not cut the Hulk. The writers pointed out it they aren't laser beams and require some force behind them to do cutting.

Knives actually work like saws.

Anyway, it's been both ways, none of this matters.

Where the hell does the information for Wolverine's brain memories come from if he regenerates from a molecule?

Oh, he's got magic storing it in a pocket universe, I suppose.