Boron is my favorite
Of the periodic elements
I've built laser guided robots
Programmed for self-defense
I forged a giant bucky ball
That's not too soft and not too dense
But now I'm cooking pies for science
Einstein would beam with pride
If he could see my brilliance
All baked up in a pie
The crust is made of micro tiny carbon iron fiber coils
The filling is composed of several fattening, and tasty oils
Cooked in an oven 'til the surface froths and boils
And still I'm cooking pies for science
A deoxyribonucleic stew
Too thick for an appliance
So i hop right in the brew
My boots were made for marchin'
And that's just what they'll do
If only they weren't ruined from
Wading
In
This
Gooooooo