"By 2015 we'll have flying cars and self lacing shoes!"

>>94397213
>self lacing shoes
like velcro?
Oh, or those weird spring-shaped laces from the 90's that didn't need to be tied?

>>94397213
I really hate this timeline, and cant wait for the days of cleansing nuclear hellfire

>>94397213

We have hoverboards though

>>94397446
the wrong kind

>>94397213
And yet Jewish men jerking it in cinemas will always be a thing.

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>>94397566

>>94397566
Hey PeeWee is a cool dude

>>94397583
But didn't he do it in a porno theater?

>>94397595
He did, and the officers were only around because they had nothing better to do that day. It was a completely uncalled for situation.

>>94397583
>>94397595
>>94397652
>How do they prove you were masturbating? Did they dust for prints?

>>94397213
So what character was he fapping to?

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>>94397859
Who do you think?

>>94397931
>the monkey

I guess i could see that

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>>94397213
>went to see emoji movie drunk with some guys for shits and giggles
>black out for most of the film and day
>news came in that someone masterbated to movie in New Jersey
>check which state I'm in
>new Jersey

Guys....I think I'm the maniac.

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>>94398015
Wew

>>94398015

Quick anon! Tell me how these images make you feel

It will be painful, but is the only way to know

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Emojimovie%3A_Express_Yourself/1

>>94398067
Shit looks unfuckable.
But let me shotgun some Krakken and see if that changes.

>>94397213
Hopefully by 2037, computers will have the intelligence and willpower to make great original movies on their own without it being product placement and cash grabbing bullshit.

>>94398015

I don't believe you anon

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>>94397213
I'm reflexively making the point that we're living in economically miserable times and I wish everyone was appropriately (vocally) depressed about it, but at the moment I'm actually stunned that I'm not depressed anymore and just kind of left in shock.

But still, we should be miserable. Everything being terrible isn't so bad, it's the smiley faces that turns "keep calm and carry on" to "Hello, EasyJet? Get me to Dignitas."

Haha!

>>94397213
>Accused of pleasuring himself
Well the Emoji Movie sure isn't going to give anyone any pleasure

>>94398015
how do you not know what state you're in

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>>94397213
big deal

by 2005 we should've had transforming cars

>>94397273
I blame Marty meddling with cowboy time.

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>>94397446
>>94397483

>>94397213
Wow nice twitter meme, good one anon.

>>94398294
>jersey

That should've tipped you off.

>>94398297
I Thought that was meant to be in 1984. 2005 was meant to be a time where Jumpsuit would be fashionable again.

Hey you guys voted to axe the space program for nigger welfare not me.

>>94397213
We have far better than what BTTF predicted we'd have, including access to all the world's collective knowledge at our fingertips, pocket computers that duplicate the effects of what would be thousands of dollars of static equipment back then, ready access to satellite imagery for mundane purposes, incredibly advanced CGI technology to the point that video games and movie special effects are now basically lifelike, and we even have armies of flying robots to kill our enemies with missiles. Flying cars and self-lacing shoes are just gimmicks. Flying cars in particular are inherently implausible and inefficient no matter how advanced we get.

>>94399886
>Flying cars in particular are inherently implausible and inefficient no matter how advanced we get.
Flying Cars is like food pills, a solution to a problem that don't exist in the present.

Food pills were dreamed up because cooking took too long. But we invented TV dinners and microwaves that solved the original problem. Flying Cars were dreamed up because people had to meet face to face to do anything. But we invented the Internet and Skype that meant physically leaving the house becomes borderline optional.

>>94399969
uh, no. Flying car isn't a solution to a problem. It's a fucking awesome Flying car and I wish i could have one regardless of its ability to solve any problem.

>>94400022
Just get your license and save up for a Terrafugia.

>>94400022
>uh, no. Flying car isn't a solution to a problem. It's a fucking awesome Flying car and I wish i could have one regardless of its ability to solve any problem.
>>94400063
>Just get your license and save up for a Terrafugia.
Basically. Just get a damn pilot licence. No one is stopping you unless you are on some watchlist.

>>94400091
Having to drive up to the take-off site just isn't the same as being able to make a vertical-take off from my house alley.

>>94400189
>Having to drive up to the take-off site just isn't the same as being able to make a vertical-take off from my house alley.
You are never going to get to do that, because you wouldn't be able to afford the insurance for when you crash into someone's fifth storey window.

>>94400444
At least that would force him to finally change his ugly curtains.

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Technology doesn't move in a straight line. Also, technology =/= culture.

>>94398163
But if the computers are forced to include product placement, then they will.

What's the big deal? It's not like anyone else was there to see.

>>94400780
>Also, technology =/= culture.
Technology is absolutely equal to culture.
Look at the egyptians, greeks, and persians.

You're just mad you're a nigger that has neither technology or culture.

>>94397213
God forbid someone actually has a good time watching the movie.

>>94398107
Did it?

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As your eye doctor? I Must ask... Which is better for your eyes? Number 1?

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>>94401683
Or Number 2?

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>>94398234
>Retirement at 50

Jesus Christ, with extended lifespans this sounds like a waste of ones existence.

>>94399077
nice filename dude you really showed em

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>>94398015
This probably isn't true but I want it to be.

>>94399886
>incredibly advanced CGI technology to the point that video games and movie special effects are now basically lifelike
LOL.
I've read this bullshit since the 90's.

>>94401683
>>94401699
Number 2, obviously.

>>94401201
I think you missed my point. Just because you have technology doesn't mean you're intelligent nor cultured. You want an example? Just look at the site we're on.

>>94398234
huh... i wonder why they expected people to watch movies in a theater to go way do in 91 and then go back up a little in 2010?
everything else on this chart is a continuous climb or fall but going to the movies goes rock bottom and gets a little bump afterwards

>>94399077
>hover
Get that weird segway bullshit out of here

>>94397213
when will cgi artists learn to stop making female characters so goddam sexy in their movies?
>dont masturbate in the theaters watching the emoji movie sily guys tee-hee
goddam tease

>>94401683
>>94401699
2

>>94397574
TRADITIONNNNNN

>>94397213
So at least one guy enjoyed watching movie.

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>>94401699
>>94401683
I don't know if this is going too far or not far enough.
Number 2.

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>>94401683
>>94401699
How about a third option?

>>94400577
EVERY TENANT'S MEETING IT'S THE SAME SHIT WITH YOU

>>94401760
>Doing any activities other than work is a waste of existence
Yesss good goyim deliver your best, most fit years of life to your boss in a silver platter

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>>94397213
Really activates the neural activity.

>>94398297
convertables?

>>94397213
So this "news" story is being pushed everywhere for the sole purpose of generating publicity for the emoji movie, right?

>>94403328
>employee had to take one for the team

>>94397595
If you're not allowed to jack off, then what are you supposed to do in a porno theater? Watch the entire porn movie? Theater porn is boring.

>>94401760
We've got Immortality lurking around the corner. Scientist messing about with genes in insects that remove death signals and boost cell regeneration.

I bank on that shit becoming airborne and viral.

Race of immortals that never wear out. The new underclass.

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>>94397859
the mom
because I did

>>94397213
>Flying cars

The technology has been around, but normies crash on the ground as it is; legislative powers will never let your average """multitasker""" text and fly, and by the time fully autonomous land vehicles are a thing, there will be little need to flying personal cars.

>Self lacing shoes.
Came out in 2016.

>>94397652
Some tabloid level journalist groused on him. Why else were cops in the area while actual crime was occurring on the other side of town.

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>>94401931
>>94402133
>>94402622
Good choices all around

>>94401760
>not retiring before 40
Top slave

>>94403520
We would need to castrate everyone or have the death penality again, otherwise this would lead to overpopulation

>>94401201
Greeks far less notable for technology than for culture. Same for Israelites, especially so.

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>>94397213

>>94403353
>then what are you supposed to do in a porno theater?
You're supposed to go with Brad, Thad, Stacey, Tracey, and Lacey, laugh through the entire movie, and throw popcorn at the screen, loser.

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>>94398015
This is canon to me.

>>94401201
>Technology is absolutely equal to culture.

No society had technology as advanced as we have right now. We use it to make animated circle faces engage in shameless product placement. Where is the culture, you said there would be culture!

>>94403520
>Race of immortals that never wear out. The new underclass.
That will never happen. The only thing humanity wants more badly than immortality, is ways to kill other humans We can become so powerful that we can't die naturally, but we will always have to fear our fellow man.

>>94398294
Denial.

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>>94402622
There's no such thing as "too far" when it comes to these things.

>>94397213
Flying cars are a fucking stupid idea. Now, if you get in an accident, you're fucked. No if, ands or buts, about it.

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>>94405321

>>94405356
Take out the human driver and suddenly they're safer than driving on the road.

>>94397213

>The "flying cars don't exist" meme hits again

Helicopters. They're called helicopters. Helicopters are flying cars, guys.

>>94405519
If that's true, why don't I own a helicopter?

>>94405589
Because they're expensive. As flying cars would also be.

>>94403351
Is this a crop of something?

>>94405321
>Shadman actually made a picture of her

I fucking called it

>>94401683
>>94401699
>>94402882
>>94403627
>all this fat art of my waifu
REEEEEEE

>>94397213
It's been a freefall back into the Stone Age for decades now.

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>>94401683
>>94401699
>>94402882
>>94403627

>>94405632
Please do not waifu the emoji.

>>94405737
But I already have

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>>94397213
Just when you think your town is boring.

>>94397213
I'm from NJ and this seems like a pretty normal trip to the cinema to me.. What do you guys do for fun in your states?

>>94406201
I actually live in the same town this happened, all I can say is something interesting finally happened. Or at least something that caught my eye finally

>>94397213
Slippers and helicopters.
Also legless runners can run faster than those with legs now.
Science, bitch!

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>>94406100

>>94401683
>>94401699
>>94402882
>>94403627
Any more?

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>>94407030
Fat art? No, thank god

>>94407252
post the lingerie one

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>>94398015
We'll take that as a confession.

>>94407362
>I've already uploaded it to the emoji list

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>>94404403
Our culture is about how consumerism is good.
So sayeth the old rich people.

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>>94407362

What...what is going on here?

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>>94407412
Surprisingly, I don't have it. I love the idea of the picture, but I didn't like how they drew her head shape

>>94399886
>including access to all the world's collective knowledge at our fingertips
This is laughably overzealous.
There are countless books, particularly on rural interest topics, which haven't had their contents duplicated onto the internet and haven't been scanned.
The internet is full of blindspots and dead links: But worse, it's full of junk that you have to sift through to find the good stuff.

Then again I do have a huge bias towards flashy technology (Concorde) over practical technology that I don't really care for (Smartphones.)

>>94409270
>There are countless books, particularly on rural interest topics, which haven't had their contents duplicated onto the internet and haven't been scanned.
yeah there's a ton of doujins I can't read because nobody ever scans em

>>94409270
>The internet is full of blindspots and dead links: But worse, it's full of junk that you have to sift through to find the good stuff.
The same applies with any collection of knowledge. Even in a normal library, there would be books that are seriously out of date and are considered incorrect, but no library would remove them just because of that. The knowledge hunter has the responsibility of knowing when they found something useful.

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>>94401683
>>94401699
THICC

But seriously, 2. 1 is gross.

>>94398015
Are you Jewish?

>>94397256
Why do people hate on velcro shoes anyways? How are laced shoes in any way superior? Didnt we invent velcro to replace tying things down anyways?

>>94411041
velcro shoes are for little kids and retards

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>>94398234
>annual holiday, weeks 10-15
>Home ownership 85%
>library books lent, per year 200m

>>94398234
Working 20 hours a week is entirely possible, the problem is that workers become a liability rather than an asset, so instead of paying people more for being productive, the CEOs take the extra money for themselves as bonuses. The idea of rewarding hard work is no longer valid because the job market is tight. You work harder not for better pay but for the privilege of not being fired.

>>94411041
I hate shoelaces.

I would have velcro shoes if they actually made them in my size and also durable enough to last more than six months before the whole thing begins falling apart.

Seriously, they use the cheapest, least durable materials in all the available velcro shoes.

I bet the shoelace company is behind this, with their aglet conspiracy.

>>94403978
>You're supposed to go with Brad, Thad, Stacey, Tracey, and Lacey, laugh through the entire movie, and throw popcorn at the screen

Then just go to a normal theater, dumbass.

Porno theater owners might not like it when you fap there, but they sure as hell are meant for getting laid. Bring your kinky gf to one and go to town.

Unless the porno is one of those funny as hell parody pornos, there is no reason to go to a porno theater

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>>94407412

>>94397566
I feel like Sony paid this guy to do it, just to get some Emoji movie news out there that wasn't about how shitty it was, and to subtlety let pervs know this movie is for them

>>94417529
>let pervs know this movie is for them
How? I can't think of many people who would be so attracted to a yellow ball they need to whip it out in the theater. But I could see Sony being desperate enough to do this, there isn't a single review that loves this movie.

>>94417529
>to subtlety let pervs know this movie is for them
Well I hope they get the message. I'm still waiting for more Addie McAllister x Eggplant art.

I need a better camrip than the one on pornhub

>>94397273
It aint this timeline bud.
Our doom comes with stagnation and a slow steady collapse.

>>94403978
>Go with friends
:(

>>94411041
I hate the noise velcro makes.

>>94422075
Really? I love opening and closing velcro, I accidentally ripped the velcro out of my wallet.

>>94411041
Prison shoes in Canada use velcro. Don't ask how I know.

>>94403727
No, instead it would enable civilization to engage in increasingly risky endeavors, like deep space travel. Which will probably go from hobby to necessity once they completely trash the planet by colonizing the ocean.

>>94411041
Just get some loafers without laces.

>>94422138
>having a velcro strap on your wallet
Well that answers all our questions. You're just fourteen.

>>94401760
You are already wasting your existence by posting here.

>>94398234
Ah yeah, post Soviet Union collapse euphoria.
Let's ignore corporate greed and their tendencies to exploit working class people wherever they can.
Temp-workers are the future. And temporary employment agreement is the best and most efficient contraception ever invented.

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>>94401683
>>94401699
Why must we leave the loving light of god?

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>>94425815

>>94397213
Anyone who wants flying cars doesn't realize how impractical and dangerous they are. There's far more shit to deal with when you're flying than when you're driving a regular land based vehicle

>>94397446
WE ARE THE MARTIANS
THE BUTT-UGLY MARTIANS

>>94401251
Kek

>>94425301
Well, I did get it when I was 15.

What do the ads for this movie look like now that it's out? They can't call it the number one animated movie because it didn't get a single glowing review or a huge box office opening.

>>94428111
>What do the ads for this movie look like now that it's out?

There are no ads anymore. It bombed. They pulled most of them.

>>94425947
Just make them huge drones an

>>94404205
That's cute

>>94422186
How do you know?

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>>94407362
>Brace?

>>94423980
This. My boots are the only shoes I own with laces.

>>94397574
what's that

>>94403520
That sounds like the perfect cancer cell you idiot

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>>94434601

>>94411041
They make conversion kits consisting of velcro straps attached to loops that go through the lace-holes. Look into that.

>>94411079
Unfortunately that's probably one of the big reasons more everyday adult shoes don't have them. Basic cosmetic associations. Boots and specialty footwear can get away with it, but for sneakers and most formal shoes I can think of, people are going to think you're a dipshit if they have straps.

>>94422186
Seems obvious to me. Shoelaces would make for handy garotes, or ways for prisoners to hang themselves.

>>94397446
not really

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>>94405321

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>>94398015

About the only thing BttF 2 had that anyone would really want would be practical fusion power since that discovery pretty much solves the energy crisis

>Allegedly jewish guy spanks his monkey during a shitty animated movie.

Pfft. If it were me I would buy the ticket early, dress up in blackface and go to the theater while talking in an offensive african american accent during the movie. Or maybe get the ticket, get some fried chicken fingers at the concession stand, paint myself in the bathroom stall, and than walk go to the theater.

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>>94398297
>>94397213

You remind me a good joke

>>94397213
He must hate himself for jerking off while watching the emoji movie. Was he raped by clowns or something when he was a kid?

>>94397213
The overreaction to this movie is getting ridiculous. It's just some shitty cartoon.

>>94403727
That or space colonisation. I'd prefer that.

>>94410328
Actually, libraries do throw away outdated shit all the time, just at an extremely slow rate because they don't have enough budget to replace everything with new shit, and because a library with mostly empty book cases looks depressing.

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>>94397825
No, no, FINGER Prints.

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>>94407995
A cry for help.

...I think...

>>94401877
And it becomes more true with every passing year.

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>>94398015
how can one man be so incredibly inebriated he not only willingly goes to see the emoji movie but blacks out while watching the emoji movie

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Did Genndy fucking sneak Aku into the Emoji Movie? Is he a madman?

>>94426492
ONCE AGAIN
/POL/ IS RIGHT

>>94437791
Did he even work on this movie?
girl on the left is cute

>>94437955
Can anyone truly be said to work on a movie?

>>94438921
Maybe not this one

>>94437791
tfw you're japanese_goblin as fuck

>>94412425
>I bet the shoelace company is behind this, with their aglet conspiracy.

Don't forget shipping everything with inferior round laces instead of flat laces

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>>94397213
>self lacing shoes
I only use moccasins, laces are for plebs

>>94436876
Best joke I've seen all week.

>>94399077
>hoverboard
>has wheels
It's a fucking Segway without a handle.

>>94401947
>Just because I'm making a claim, doesn't mean I have to prove it myself.
Here's your (you).

>>94433431
That is either a clip from one of the film adaptations of the musical Fiddler on the Roof. Or it's just a dude who looks like a Russian Jewish Famer holding his arms out. It's about a poor rural Jewish Farmer, his family, his relationship with his wife and daughters, and his daughters one after another breaking with tradition amid cultural tensions and eventually their small community being ousted from Russia.

One of the songs early on is about the comfort and security of Tradition. The joke being made about older men, possibly older Jewish men, jacking it in movie theaters inappropriately.

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This came out of the last thread if anyone cares.

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>>94405737
>He forgot where he was.

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>>94411041

>>94398234
People never learn, to this day I still see articles about how awesome life is going to be in a few decades. If only people would stop think about the future so much and focus on improving the present then maybe we wouldn't be so disappointed all the time.

>>94409270
The internet is a real library of babel

>>94404526
so he's actually in a state of denial

>>94398015
this has made my night, thank you master bateman, you are not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve

>>94440418
You mean library of Alexandria.
And, Tower of Babel.
Ftfy.

>>94440858
It was a good game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNh64z9GXoc

>>94398015
I'm more upset you paid money to see that movie than you jerking off to it.

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New, better camrip is out. I've already seen it in the theaters but now I can screencap the parts that made me most want to kill myself.

>>94436876
When I saw this episode I thought this was the actual year then I rewatched an ep of the jetsons and its still several decades into the future

>>94437791
am the only one who sees pacman people or?

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>>94444887
I see a couple of cuties

>>94442348
What's going on in that pic?

>>94442348

>Man taking the Bogpill

>>94397583
He was arrested in 2002 and found with child porn. You tell me.