>this is the state of Questionable Content

The iPad is a boring pussy, just put him in the soft boy.

is it just me or is the softboy just griffin mcelroy

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT FIRST PANEL.
It's got a different perspective, several background characters, it's an establishing shot.

This blows my mind, really.

So, like, are the robots property or what? How the fuck does AI work in this clowncar of a series?

>>94394945
The Young People are into that video game called Dream Daddies, so it's important to be topical.

Jeph is flailing for the pulse of the Internet Culture.

>>94395051
This is a post-singularity setting, so I think AIs are mostly automatous, except when Jeph feel's like making a Subtle Metaphor.

In reality, Jeph seems to forget his own setting is post-singularity, and just writes about coffee shop humor & romance plots forever.

>>94394945
Wait, people unironically read this schlock?

>the robots can just pick to be in whatever body they want, whenever they want

>meanwhile fleshbag tranny are stuck in its body forever

ohohohohoho~

>>94394945
How is Broseph not the obvious choice for Pint?

>>94394998
>[Adjective]boy
>pudgy babyface
>four eyes
>podcast
Yeah basically.
The apple store should have to sell McElroy chassis as a set, just one all by itself is sad. How those sickly fuckers escaped high school alive and not perma-swirlied is beyond me.

Didn't her dad already build him a human sized body that she keeps in her closet or something?

>>94395048
Jeph has experimented with this sort of thing in the past. At his rate of progression, if he lives for another 500 years and keeps producing QC, he might actually get to the point of being a skilled artist.

>>94394945
Still more backgrounds than Zack the Hack.

>>94394945
I see Jeff's quest to eradicate any remnants of the old QC is coming along swimmingly.

>>94395317
You're not factoring in the stabbing rate, if he keeps it up he's gonna have no working hands by 2020.

>>94394945
Remember this is a comic about indie rock.

>>94395048
I thought something looked off

>>94394945
is a loss of words

>>94394945
>"Cool Guy"
>It is the fuckin empitome of lame and trying too hard.

Is the joke the the shop is trying too hard or is he really that out of touch?

Inb4 iPad gets a humanoid FURRY body, because is the GrimTrans future of Questionable Content there can only be degeneracy.

>>94396753
I think you're overthinking it.
It seems like a pretty cut and dry parody of a stereotypical hipster.
It's a shame the joke is stale by about half a decade.

>>94394945
Why can't he choose none of them? iPod BMO is adorable exactly the way he is.

>>94396912
He wants to be able to pick himself up if he falls on his back again.

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>SoftBoy

You know, I'm well aware there are women who like fat guys, but how popular, exactly, are men who are pudgy and clearly put no effort into their bodies? And I mean NO effort, because even most fat men seem to care more about their bodies than some of the pudgy fucks I see walking around with stick limbs and a poochy tummy.

>>94396912
Because the adorable small robots are part of the silly early indie bands QC. It has no place in the new "more serious" comic and Jeph has been moving away from these elements for a while.

>>94396942
You can add a lead hemisphere at its bottom and it will never fall again.

>>94396979
Softboy is pretty much just the male equivalent of thicc. Most women into "softboys" like guys with well distributed fat, as in a bit of chub on the gut AND arms/legs, rather than dudes with big guts and gangly limbs. I suppose the appeal is that chubby men are basically like teddy bears: big, cuddly, and non threatening.

>>94394945
Sounds like someone is salty about there being no Whiny Manbaby model, complete with adult diaper.

>>94398050
But why is there no T H I C C female robot?
This should be grounds for another stabbening.

>>94394945
if the genders were reversed this would be sexist

>>94396753

Nope, Jeph has shown he HATES Furries. It's the only "alternative lifestyle" he's willing to make fun of without impunity.

>>94395139
Mostly out of habit at this point

>>94398247

>taking hormones and mutilating your genitals is okay, but wanting to be an animal is not

>>94395077

His Patreon comments was this:

> I think I drew this the same day the dads dating game came out? I don't remember

Dream Daddy came out (heh) Jul 20, 2017 according to Steam. There is NO WAY this fucktard had this ready, let alone sketched out. JJ is well know for making stuff last minute just in case some tumblrina finds his last strip offensive cause it used the wrong There/Their/They're in the wrong fucking context.

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>>94398050
>I suppose the appeal is that chubby men are basically like teddy bears: big, cuddly, and non threatening.
>Pic related

I want to hold Hanners down and fuck her until she learns to love my filthy cum.

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>>94398405

I just want to watch her squirm and cry while being forced to do dirty filthy things that trigger her.

>>94398661
Ah, but the best part is when she finally breaks and starts to love it. Because you're the one who breaks her, she'll never be able to get off to anyone else. Only your cum will satisfy her. And she'll be a fucking enthusiast in the bedroom too after that.

>>94396979
Well, this is a fat guy by design and not made of actual flesh irresponsibility. So you get all the benefits of a chubby guy with the functionality of a robot.

Gaining weight is more complicated than just being irresponsible but w/e

Why is there no comic today? Did jeph finally nail his hand?

>>94394945
>i think i'm a boy
Ah yes, of course. He thinks, but is not sure. There must always be doubt when it comes to sex in Hackques virtue signaling land.

>>94400669

Winslow is a twink.

>>94398218
It already happened and no one complained

>>94398341
That's like saying
>discusses Questionablecontent but not willing to be a fan of Gwenpool
You can't strawman people into liking furries by putting two unrelated choices next to eachother

>>94394945
This is actually better than what's been happening. Why post this to make your point when you have so much more to choose from?

>>94394945
Fuck you. Think I am a boy aside this is the funniest thing in qc in months

>>94394945
Is this a guest artist or writer or something? This just feels different.

>>94394945
AIs are from the devil.

>>94394945
qc is garbage but
>tfw no softboy bf

I would give someone all my money just to have a fleshlight of Claire's vagina.

>>94394945
I cam't believe I used to love this comic

>>94396308
He'll get robot hands like Clinton. He'll be able to stab them all day and keep drawing.

>>94403815

Not a maso.

>>94395051
I think you own the robot shell but not the AI which is considered a person with rights that you're just hiring... or something.

>>94400669
How much you wanna bet he goes with a genderflud/agendered body? Feel like he hasn't pushed an imaginary boundary in awhile

>>94403378
You mean asshole?

>>94396348
isnt indie rock dead again? meme rap is the hip thing, right? or is there an even shittier music trend claiming the throne of dreck?

>>94394945
>post-singularity future
>make the big decision to upgrade your robody to a humanoid one
>apparently don't google any of that shit beforehand; no makes, models, specs, reviews or anything useful
>go to a fucking brick-and-mortar store, these are still a thing I guess
>don't ask for a catalogue of your options, just dick around with an employee that doesn't know much outside of the latest models

Good to see that even in the far future no one bothers to look shit up before they go shopping, even though they are all connected to the internet almost 24/7.

>>94405011
He did that with robot devil. I guess now that robot devil is no longer in the picture, he could do it again, but he did already check that box relatively recently.

>>94405161
Jeph writes what he knows. This is the same way that baker's daughter loli went to go just pick up a microphone for that lets play arc he never wrote because he chickened out thinking it might come off as pedophilic. It's probably how he buys everything too. Not like he needs to look around for a good deal on whatever new toy he wants to buy with those sweet patreon bucks rolling in, and if the product sucks because he didn't do research he can just throw it out and buy another.

>>94405011
It'll still just look like a girl only it'll be green and have a line on its neck. Why bother making a robot look like a robot?

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original Hanners best hanners

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>>94405453
>Best hanners will never sit on your dick

>>94406244
The original Hannelore is basically a completely different character who disappeared from the comic shortly after she was introduced and was replaced with the "lol so freaked out by dirt xD" impostor we've been stuck with since.

>>94405096
No, I mean her fully functioning, awesome vagina that she totally has instead of a penis.

>>94395139
>schlock
No no no no
Schlock is a GOOD comic
http://www.schlockmercenary.com/

>>94394945
Coolguy is a hipster poser douchebag..
broseph is obviously gay.
Softboy is 200% twink cuck. would suck his girlfriends husbands cock in a second.


is this guy for real?

>>94396979
I think, he means "dad bod".
which, also explains exactly why its appealing to some. its a body type associated with the family man. has a job, has a house, has kids. too busy working, and being with his wife and kids to keep in shape.

>Winslow will get a male body
>May and Momo will fight over who gets to date him
>They'll have a 3 way relationship

God fucking damn it.

>>94395048
I know, right? I fucking hate this comic and don't read it but every single strip I've seen posted here has been Family Guy or CAD levels of copy-paste poses from the same sideview perspective.

So, while I'm still not going to read this dumpster fire, I will give the guy credit for actually trying now. The art looks like something I might actually WANT to read if I didn't already know it was shit.

>>94405296
>Hanners' first appearance was watching Marten take his dick out and piss right in front of her

How is it possible to be such an inconsistent and horrible writer as Jeph?

>>94407914
The way she's written now it's difficult to believe she would even have been in a public restroom at all.

>>94406934
A dude with two chicks isn't progressive enough. That's why Elliot/Brun/Clinton needs to be the comic's polyamory representation.

And also because I personally find it sexier.

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>>94408178
>A dude with two chicks isn't progressive enough.

I think we all know what the endgame here is. Wake up and smell the current year, Jacques!

>>94408471
>it turns out Elliot is a massive cuck and wants Clinton to be Brun's bull

I'm down for it.

>>94408471
This comic makes me think it was done by a person who is getting cheated on, knows it, and is trying to convince himself his wife still loves him.

I think they've probably killed themselves by now.

Even if this is real, eventually the wife is going to leave him for the other guy because the other guy isn't a giant pussy who lets other men fuck his wife.

what happened to that sassy out of place robot character?

>>94409414
The one in the suit, or not Princess Bubblegum?

Both served their plot purpose and not will never be seen again. Same is likely with all older robots from Faye's old job.

>>94409540
forgot its name but it was a lil robot thing that made crass jokes early on in the story
I dont know if they ever explained its existence

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>>94409643
Pintsize, he's still around but has been completely neutered by Stabby

>>94409793
>/ourguy/ was gonna ask what position but stabby stopped him

>>94409323
They had to skirt around realities of cuck fetish because in reality, most cucks are white dudes who are racist and fetishize black men as these uber-manly-men. And OJST will NEVER admit that some fetishes are kinda fucked up.

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>>94411043
They whitewashed cuckolding, which is kind of ironic when you think about it

>>94411095
>>94408471

>all these mental gymnastics to justify being a degenerate that gets off on being completely emasculated

I can't wait for the next mass extinction event

>>94411095
>Being so open minded about kinks they openly accept pet play and morbidly obese fuglies humping away
>Kink shaming race play
I heard they actually had to apologize three times for this.

>>94411497
I don't get it either.
But then again, I don't get yuri too.

>>94412539
You don't get why guys like yuri or why girls sometimes like other girls?

>>94411095
>his fantasy is to be cucked by a white male

the ultimate cuckold

>>94409323
I actually know a guy that had that happen to him. Helet one of his buddies rail his gf and then she left himmto be with the other guy and he's all like "I would have been cool with her fucking whoever she wanted, she didn't have to leave". I just looked at him and changed the subject.

What kinda shit is that?

>>94412337
Liberals fear the alt right hate machine but they actually get the most shit from other liberals.

>>94411095
>the symbol for black male/white female cucking is a pile of shit

Jesus, Raimi...

>>94409323
I doubt the wife would bother to leave. He's basically a third wheel who hangs around the house and gives them free money. No reason to get rid of him when he's giving you everything he earns.

>>94413237
I've seen fetlife accounts asking for Jewish men to cuck Arab couples... It's kind of fucked up.

>>94411095
>there are some people who incorporate racist elements into their cuckolding scenarios
>and a third who are playing with pressure points
Sure, racial pressure points.
Also nice job on the poop with stink lines and flies, real subtle.

Do not read Questionable Content.

>>94407914
what about the fact that shes smoking?

>>94416210
I'll never not read it. It's just too easy to check every day. Too morbidly fascinated with where it will go.

>>94416285
He did write some kind of bullshit rationalization for that early on, but of course then he never wrote her smoking again.

Not only is she smoking but she's smoking in the bathroom which makes even less sense. It's clear that when he first introduced her she was supposed to be some kind of mysterious badass. I don't think he even tries to plan.

>>94394945
Why is this comic called Questionable Content?

>>94417192
he needed a catchy sounding name and didn't know what the fuck the comic was going to be about anyway.

>>94405112
>is there an even shittier music trend claiming the throne of dreck
Pretending you're colored or having an actual negro rapper replace the concept "guitar solo"

>>94417192
do you question the retardation of the content in this comic? well there you go anon

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>>94398247
thats how furries get made

>>94394945
This was always the state of QC, you dumb faggot. Always.

>>94394945
You should be forced into gulags for posting it.

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>>94417192
its questionable as to whether or not the comic has any content

>>94419970

I actually like this one.