opinions on the guy who knocked up ursula to make this character?

A poor unfortunate soul.

Why does her hair have to fucking look like that?

She looks like she belongs at a junkie rave.

>>94389446
Jealousy.

>>94389446
>>94389466
Ursula looks like Whoopi Goldberg tho. Isn't there a native american on the cast too? What's up with that?

oh she's Ursula's daughter? Always figured she was Barbosa's or pre-squid Davey Jones island whore baby with that pirate motiff

>>94389497
>tho
*too

>>94389446
>Half black
That would explain everything

Ursula's thicc as hell and has those tentacles, I'd smash honestly

>>94389446

She probably used an illusion spell to make her a 100 out of 10. Poor bastard thinking that he was having wild, freaky sex with a sex goddess didn't know he was pounding away at a she-beast that would make his dick rot off in pure disgust. However, I'm guessing that Ursula timed it so just as the guy came the illusion spell wore off and the poor guy has to live a life as a dickless wonder knowing the last thing he fucked and impregnated was a creature that looked like the lovechild of Cthulu and Divine.

Woolie?

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Like you wouldn't. She can gussy herself up when she wants to.

>>94390396
>>94389446
So she fucked a black pirate?

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>>94389446

>>94390396
B O D Y L A N G U A G E

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>>94393748
too bad octopus die very shortly after they mate/lay eggs
>live longer but never have sex
>have sex, but die afterwards

Ursula is her father, right?

something something

woolie something babyyyy

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>>94389446
Dat short hair though

THE MADDEN CLAN GROWS ANOTHER BRANCH.

ONE MORE SIBLING/COUSIN/SISTER-WIFE FOR WOOLIE TO ELIMINATE

>>94389446
Wasn't it Davey Jones?

>>94389466
Underrated

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>>94389446
I thought this was Davy Jones/Calypso's daughter. Huh.

>>94395451
>no Caribbean sea wench to ride my ship and my dick

why do i still persist

>>94394248
>>94395451

isn't davy scottish?

>>94389446
She's Ursula's daughter? Her dad is probably Davy Jones then...

>>94389446
Typical black father. Finds the ugliest, fattest white woman who's so desperate for cock that she'll take him raw and leaves town when she says she's pregnant.

>>94389446
If they wanted a pirate villain, why not have her be Captain Hook's daughter?

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>>94398303
they already have a son of hook (and gaston's son)

>>94398303
It's not progressive enough.

>>94389560
>>94390396
>>94393805
>being attracted to drag queens

>>94398379
Well, her daughter is black and most black men are in for the "downlow"

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This thread is two months late. Also, pic related.

>>94389506
I think that Descendants only uses material from classic hand-drawn animated Disney movies.

>>94399386
it'll probably venture into live action when they run out of animated descendants to mine (or it's no longer profitable).

>>94398352
This looks like a poster for a gay porn.

>>94398352
PLUNDERED

>>94389621
Reminds me of the story of the Selkie who's skin fell off mid copulation, she jumped off a cliff leaving the poor bloke blue balled and he didn't have sex with any woman again after that while he spent the rest of his life looking for the selkie who spurned him.

>>94389466
fpbp, yet again.