IT'S ADAMANTIUM TASTING TIME BOYS

can I taste your daughter instead?

>>94384261
Wolverine you are the best and most skilled martial artist in the Marvel universes, yet you job to every character in existence can you tell me why?

Also how are you able to swim with that heavy skeleton?

>>94384261
YASSSSSSSS

sure, just as soon as I find that blasted salami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bGHfhEIrkY

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>>94386308
Being basically invincible does nothing but make him a no-risk punching bag to show off how strong some other guy is

I think this is called the Worf Effect

If writers actually applied all of Wolverine's supposed abilities to him in the comics nobody would touch him

>>94386484
That looks like a good fucking sandwich.

>>94384261
The greatest Wolverine

>>94386308
He was a pretty bad martial artist despite his age until a couple of years ago. He was just really fast, could kill in one hit, and never got tired.

Come on ya piece of alien gutter-trash....just try ta suck me in...I hope you gag.

>>94384321
TASTE THIS
*snikts dick*

>>94386498
except spider-man

>>94386498
What are these abilities besides the obvious as far as I know he's the snikt bub guy who likes hanging out with little girls

Wolverine #70
I know what you're thinkin', punk. Question is: 'Can I get Wolverine before he turns me into shih kabob with those claws?' Now bub, seein' that those claws are adamantium, the strongest metal known, and can slice through vanadium steel like a hot knife through butter, buddy, you gotta ask yourself: do I feel lucky?

Is this thread for you, Morph?

>>94384321
Laura is as pure as a prostitute can be, don't sexualize her!

ASSASSINS

I bet it would be awesome to be able to catch AIDS one night and then test negative the next morning. Also, getting adamantium laced boners would probably be pretty wicked...

COVERED WITH SCORPIONS

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Loved this show, easily the best X-men adaptation.

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Alright you egg sucking piece of gutter trash! Let's go! AAAARRRRRRRHHHHH

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>>94388126
I re-watched seasons one and two recently and it still holds up really well
Pacing's a little fast but that's indicative of the format. Cartoon's gotta keep the action going or the kids'll get bored.
Definitely a lot of highlights
>dat Cable vs Bishop fight
>dose Apocalypse one-liners
>dat Sentinel Base invasion with Magneto
>dat WELL JUST KEEP AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS

>>94386498
If all of the X-Men used their abilities to the fullest there would be zero problems in every single story.

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MAYBE THE OL CANUCKLEHEAD CAN SERVE YOU UP SOME HOT, GREASY WEINERS, BUB!

>>94384261
aside from the really accelerated healing factor of the much much much later wolverine, what exactly are the benefits of an adamantium skeleton again?

sure it makes his bones unbreakable (why aren't his teeth metal?) but everything else isn't (internal organs, skins, muscles)

>>94388979
Someone thought it'd be cool.

>>94388979
Nowadays, the only benefit is that he doesn't have to properly set his bones.

>>94388994
pretty much the main reason cool shit gets done.

so you can't break his bones but you can still dislocate them right?

>>94389072
Yeah. But it takes him half-a-second to relocate. The damage just isn't high enough to slow him down.

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>>94387027
His years of experience, for one. He's skilled in several forms of combat; extensive knowledge of military and espionage tactics, good with artillery, has some sword training, and he's good with canines.

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Hey guys, did I hear someone say Wolverine needed something to cut?

>>94388126
Dear God Rogue was so fucking hot in this

>>94389935
Alright tin woodsman, I'm seding you back to OZ.. in pieces!

>>94390336
Eat dirt, Cyclops

>>94390377
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*sad grumbling noises*

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APOCALYPSE!?

>>94390419
*faints*

>>94384261

Ah, crap. It's Wolverine. The 90s cartoon wolverine. With the really gay haircut. 5 seasons and he never killed anyone.

>>94386498
I was putting this comic off but know i need to read it.