Ed, Edd & Eddy

>>94373627
there poor and bored basically

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>Why are Trailer Park girls so thirsty?
They want a man to drag them out of poverty

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>>94373660
http://img.booru.org/the-collection//images/59/8fa80bd996c09e1e2603b0d5a317e6de24a7c3b3.gif

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Freckles for the Freckle God!
Buck Teeth for the Tooth Throne!

https://youtu.be/VCMIYAjHiH4
Have fun.

Because they want to leave the trailer park.

Trailer girls will put out and get knocked up as soon as they can, if they detect the hint of rescue from their shit lives.

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Sarah needs more love in these threads

>>94373627
>Why are Trailer Park girls so thirsty?

From my experiences, trailer park girls don't have adequate parental supervision, and probably have been exposed to pornography.

A large number of them also have been sexually abused by family members

>>94374136
>Child

>>94374150
>A large number of them also have been sexually abused by family members
Some friends and I fucked a trailer trash girl once. She was telling us how she'd been sexually active since the age of 6. I don't know how common it is, but it wouldn't surprise me.

>>94373627
>Fuck - Kill - Marry

>>94373702
>>94373709
I don't know why this is in a Kanker thread, but I'm really surprised someone actually made gifs of this music video.

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>>94374223
She looks like Sarah, and that's good enough for me.

trailer park girls go round the ousside

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>>94374236
>futa

>>94373660
Either that or they want to drag you down.

what edsxkanker ship is the best

eddyxlee

eddxmarie

edxmay

>>94373627
daddy issues

>>94374385
>what edsxkanker ship is the best
Edd with all three Kankers

>>94373714
oh god that's so adorable

marie kanker is always such a reminder of teenage love that I cant focus on anything else and I almost always get sad

EddxMay > EddxMarie

>>94374730
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

>>94374730
how high or low is eddyxlee

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>>94373627
>>94373643
>entire thread
>nobody posted pic related
/CO/ I AM DISAPPOINT

Blue > Yellow >Trash > Red

>>94373627
They live in trailer parks. I think trashy is the minimum requirement.

>>94374236
>That one guy never made a sequel to his futa May fapfic

>>94373724
>>94373749
Was I the only one who wondered why Edds were going for Naz whille they Kankers seemed to be a better choice?

>>94375079
Nazz is the hottest thing in the show, plus she was the only girl that wasn't a bitch

>>94373714
I lost my virginity to a trailer park girl who pretty much looked and dressed exactly like this with blonde hair instead of blue.

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>tfw had /ss/ with trashy trailer park qt
It was fun, I wish it had worked out

>>94373627
The art style is too simplistic to portray it but I bet they were fugly. The everyone drools over Naz but runs from them.

>>94374207
Not trying to be edgy but in poorer Mexican communities the combination does create the perfect storm for girls being active too early. mostly by older cousins or uncles and there is a hush hush policy of not telling the cops about it.

Before you call me a Trump supporter Nazi or something, I'm a beaner from a beaner town in Rancho.

Also for the gringos you have a bunch of kids in the high desert suburbs where everything is a 15-20 minute car drive away so the kids find entertainment with themselves and do drugs.

If I wanted to have sex with a woman and am desperate should I go to a trailer park?

>>94376347
Give us the full story please, you piece of white trash

>>94376707
Sure, if you don't mind STDs

Most trailer parks in central Florida are a breeding ground for all kinds nasty stuff. My grandmother was a nurse and often warned me about all the cases that came up around those areas. One was particularly bad, she called it "The Syphilis Pit"

>>94373634
>Eddy having hair

Why does this feel so wrong?

>>94376347
storytime

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Why is EddxMarie fucking best otp?

And why are tomboys none existent now? Fuck this trans bullshit! "I don't wanna follow gender norms because my prof said so" "I'm gonna change who I am so I can follow the gender norms my prof said are bad but are good now because I'm trans and brave"

Ruining everything! Tomboys are a god damn GIFT to the fucking world!

>>94378725
holy shit that's adorable, who made it

>>94373643
tfw no goffic girl

why live

>>94379136
Because you're a sensitive nerd who wants to be stalked by and ultimately tame a brash punk girl

>>94379136
Well that too aside, a good chunk of tomboys end being actual dykes in process in the future :/

>>94379136
what's the opposite of a tomboy

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>>94379233
nigga that is not fucking goth, she is more like punk at the best

>>94379273
A twink I guess?

>>94379293
i don't think anon called her goth, i think anon meant something else

>>94373627
Girls can't be thirsty in that sense, it's biologically impossible.

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>>94379505
This artist is fantastic! Can anyone read their signature? would love some more.

>>94373724
It always amuses me that Nazz barely gets used in art with how obsessed western artists are with the Kankers.

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>>94376770
>>94378998
She was an older girl that my friends and I met through one of our big sisters, had like a sassy 90%punk10%goth thing going on, had a tattoo and a couple of piercings, smoked, gave us beers, had cool taste in music, played videogames and /tg/ stuff with us, and kinda hot to boot.

She hung out with us because we gave her unlimited attention since we all had crushes on her, she took a liking to me and started hanging out one-on-one with me as well as with the group, she took my virginity in a movie theater a week after I turned 14, we started dating after that, she graduated highschool but didn't go to college so she could keep seeing me (not that she could afford it anyway), worked as a waitress and a cashier during that time, eventually I too graduated and but I chose college so that was the end of that. It was 4 great years of rebellious fun and irresponsible teenage sex.

That's the gist of it, was over ten years ago, she's a vet now.

>>94374385
The Valentines episode convinced me that EddXMay is the purest and most compatible

>>94379784
Whoa dude. Nice episode in your life.

>>94379784
my heart is breaking, so i'm gonna say you're lying to help me cope with this

>>94376347
>trashy trailer park qt

no you dont, trust me. they stay cute for less than 5 years

Respond to this post if Marie is best girl.

Don't respond to this post if Lee is best girl.

>>94379990
(You)

Simply look at this post if May is best girl.

The mere existence of this post means Rolf is best girl.

>>94379452
The fuck are you on about, the term "thirsty" was first used as a euphemism for horniness in regards to the female libido.

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hello

>>94380073
You're assuming it made sense even back then.

To girls, sex is just a means to an end, that's it.

>>94373675
More?

>>94379293
Those bitches is high maintenance though. Half YOUR paycheck is going to their wardrobe and makeup

>>94380375
All girls are high maintenance, dumbass. They use sex to get money.

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>>94373702
S-source?

>>94373627
Child abuse, they're confused. Their fathers are just their owners who come by and feed them and fuck them and maybe sleep over for a bit.

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They have probably watched their mother fuck a variety of men and have some vague, distorted notion of the role of fucking in the relationship between the sexes.

>>94380501
Neat

>>94380407
don't you think that what you said is sexist

>>94380710
I do indeed. What are you going to do about it?

>>94380762
nothing, i just wanted to tell you that, also you sound like stereotypical cartoon bully

>>94379446
>top left
WRRRYYYYYYYYYY

>>94380265
That end being a SWEET-ASS ORGASM

>>94381029
No. It's usually financial gain.

I want a trailer trash gf

>>94379852
>>94379897
In hindsight it wasn't all that great, an insecure immature girl taking advantage of a boy's naivete and hornyness to feel better about herself, but at the time I didn't give a shit. I was in love and getting my dick wet, what more could I want?

>>94379911
She actually looks pretty good these days, probably cause she gave up smoking and went vegetarian.

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What would happen if they lived in Sunnyvale Trailer Park

>>94379784
Good call on the going to college thing. Always have to secure your future first.

That being said, sounds like you had an awesome teenage life and you should cherish that.

>>94381223
>implying college secures anyone's future these days
Then again, I've heard it's much better than here in Canada.

>>94379535
bloochikin

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It's hereditary.

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>>94381168
They would be the bottle kids

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>>94381336
But wait
would that make shipping them with the Eds incest?

i grew up in a trailer park so i can tell you, trailer park girls are just more down to earth and have a better outlook on life. they're more open to fun. they LIKE sex. i lost my v card at like 17 to someone in my park. it was good times.

i'm out of college now and i make a decent living and let me tell you, middle class people are fucking snobs in comparison.

>>94380450
sounds good
>free food and sex and a place all to your own except for thursdays

>>94381466
Here in Canada there are no trailer parks, and regular girls are bitchy as fuck. It's really shitty.

>>94381480
>Here in Canada there are no trailer parks
So trailer park boys is a big scam lie? Or is Nova Scotia considered the black sheep of Canada and not "really" Canada, the same way we consider Northern Florida "not really America"?

>>94381432
how would that be incest

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>>94381466

>>94381432
those aren't the Kanker's fathers(the artist has drawn those guys as well), the artist was just making a joke about the Kanker's mom having similar tastes in men as her daughters do

>>94379505
>>94379535
What would I give to see an EEnE reboot about their teen years.

>>94373653
This looks comfy :3

>>94381571
>So trailer park boys is a big scam lie?
Pretty much, yeah. But remember that popular Canadian TV is meant for American audiences.

>>94381571
I'm Canadian and there are tons of trailer parks here, that guy's full of shit

>>94381678
they ARE in their teen years

>>94381701
They're in Jr.High, at most 13.
I'm talking like their last year of high school.

>>94381697
You're the one full of shit, I've been all over the country and never seen a single trailer with people living in it, let alone an entire fucking park.

>>94381697
I guess it depends on what part of the country you live. Here in the states I've lived in states where there didn't seem to be any trailer parks. Outside of Washington DC your low income housing was limited to apartment-style.

>>94373675
This can be simultaneously both the sexiest and the scariest thing to say during sex, depending on how much they like each other.

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all this fucking art of Marie with perfectly white teeth rustles my jimmies.

>>94381678
do you really want cartoon network to reboot ed, edd and eddy after what they did with the powerpuff girls

>>94381701
they're 12

>>94381739
actually, i've seen a lot of trailer parks in canada, you're just not looking hard enough

>>94381782
Edd probably helped her clean up a bit.

>>94381862
Either you and >>94381697 somehow crossed the border without realizing it, or you're simply misremembering where you saw them.

Is eddy smash mouth?

>>94379784
You mean she's a veterinary or a war veteran?

anyone got the ed boys hip thrustin?

>>94381912
I've only left Canada once in my entire life, and trust me, there are a lot of trailer parks around. My grandparents and some old friends live in one, and i passed a lot of time there.

>>94382056
Hard no.

>>94382071
You probably live in one of those border communities where people are barely aware they're in different countries. (Or were, at least.)

>>94381912
It's impossible to cross the border these days, have you tried getting into the states? they want to hold you up for 6 hours checking your background. Good luck if you have a parking ticket, they act like it's the end of the world. Traveling for work sucks ass. And that's just trying to get back into my own country.

>>94381480
>>94381695
>>94381739
>>94381912
>>94382136
just stop. it's obvious that there are trailer parks in some places in canada. have you really seen every single square foot of canada? just shut the fuck up

also faggoit here's a link for you

http://traveltips.usatoday.com/mobile-trailer-parks-ontario-canada-101032.html

>>94382201
That's why I said
>(Or were, at least.)
Learn to read, faggot.

>>94381336
I remember once founding a similar pic but it was crippling depressive instead, havent been able to find it again

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>>94379452
>>94380265
>>94381046
Euphoric conclusion!

>>94382436
Nah, it's pretty fucking depressing. But that's the biological reality. Girls just aren't into sex, period.

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>>94373627
They have Agita

>>94382413
Calm down and fap to some trailer park girls. No one here wants to actually argue with you.

>>94382388
You can't be serious, can you? Those are COMMERCIAL CAMPGROUNDS. Fucking shit.

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>>94382467
I'm sure that's an alluring explanation if you've never talked to one...

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>>94382014

>>94382388
A bunch of it is memeing, but I have seen ONE US style trailer park in all of Canada, complete with People of Wallmart trailer trash. And that was in Surrey, near Vancover.

>>94380431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pAY64JBGR8

klea - tic toc

>>94382528
If you think girls are into sex you're almost certainly underage for this site. (Quite literally, actually, teen girls can get hormonal after all.)

>>94382136
Nope, i grew up in a little farming town right near the Yamaska river, not near the border at all.

>>94382494
>No one here wants to actually argue with you.
This thread says you're wrong.

>>94382694
/r9k/ please

>>94382699
Oh you're a frog, figures. Yeah I don't know as much about that province, gotta admit that. Can't blame a guy for keeping to the parts where I can actually understand people.

>>94382765
Just because /r9k/ shares a sentiment doesn't mean it's wrong, anon. Attack the message, not the messenger.

>>94382803
You're a retard to the nth degree.

>>94382843
Because I'm not a beta pussy beggar like you?

>>94381571
Just Northern Florida?

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they want the double D

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what episode was this?
and why are their suddenly afraid of getting kissed back?

>>94382884
Northern Florida might as well be Georgia or Alabama.

South Florida is overdeveloped and polluted by transients and illegal immigrants who treat everything like Disney land.

>>94382985
It was a reverse psychology episode, where the Eds (sans Eddy) pretended to be assertive. The Kankers, unused to being on the receiving end of their own tactics, were suddenly scared out of their wits by the Eds that wouldn't leave them alone.

>>94382519
fucking kill yourself

>>94382884
>>94383109
Northern Florida is... a scary place. Have you ever been? You might hear jokes about "the south" and people make fun of say, Mississippi, or Alabama, or Louisiana. Those stories are tame. New Orleans? They're the idealistic south. But you spend a little bit of time in North Florida and South Georgia and you'll experience what the real dirty south is. It's like a third world country tucked away hidden from the rest of the world that you never knew about.

>>94374310
Chik-chik-waa, chika-chika-chik-chik-waa

>>94381466

In my experience trailer park girls come in two flavors. Diamond in the rough and white nigger.

The good ones were born poor and are okay with that. As long as they've got a roof over their head and food on the table they're happy. Tends not to give a fuck about materialistic bullshit and really just wants a guy that isn't a complete waste of sperm who can hold down a job, any job, for more than a week.

The bad ones aren't just okay with being poor they're determined as fuck to stay poor. If you can keep her with a steady supply of PBR and a hit of meth every now and again, she'll never leave you. Hell if you can keep the meth steady you can't get rid of her. Either way they tend to be a cheap date and an easy lay.

>>94381912
no, all of those trailer parks that i mentioned are in canada, more specifically, hamilton, my uncle even has a spot at a trailer park for vacations and so does some of my neighbors

May is adorable and underrated

>>94381912
same anon as >>94383283 here, i just forgot to mention someting

>Either you and >>94381697 somehow crossed the border without realizing it, or you're simply misremembering where you saw them.

are those two basically the same thing

>>94383281
>meth
too expensive for trailer park, we had a crack problem at the most. meth is a designer brand man. weed is plentiful though.

I have no sympathy for leafs

>>94382413
that still doesn't change the fact crossing the border is hard

>>94383335
>are those two basically the same thing
No.

>>94381336
Is eddy's father a mafia enforcer

>>94382985
twisted ed

>>94382884
Raised in DeKalb, Georgia and moved to Tallahassee, Florida. You'll want to stay the fuck away from any place 150 miles from the Florida / Georgia line.

As >>94383224 says, it's a shithole. You ever see the original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"? Imagine hicks like that packed into small communities, trailers, and farmhouses for the longest stretch of road you'll ever drive on.

>>94383404
they kind of are, if i was remembering them in the wrong place then that would mean i went across the border

>>94373675
who made the gif?

>>94383345

Man you have like exactly the opposite experience that I did in my little community. Believe me we were plenty poor and still had plenty of meth. Shit most of the action our fire department got was from dumb fucks turning their bathrooms into methlabs. I couldn't even imagine seeing crack though. You need cocaine for that and nobody with perfectly good cocaine was going to come within 30 miles of us.

>>94383437
>You'll want to stay the fuck away from any place 150 miles from the Florida/Georgia line

Just because they're poor, ignorant hicks doesn't mean they're violent savages who attack outsiders on site. source - my extended family are these exact same kind of florida rednecks

>>94383463
But knowingly or unknowingly? That's different.

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>>94383443
I know where this is from, I've download all his work

nostalgia time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuITP_gTUMo

>>94383510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUPCb8Uu_0w

>>94383483
Minus 8 I believe

>>94383495
it doesn't change the fact that both of them imply that you think i saw them in america

>>94383535
I didn't argue against that.

>>94383492
I meant that they're very odd people that I generally don't like being around. Not so much the murder scenes, but moreso how the hippie acted during the car ride when the main characters picked him ul

>>94383524
huh, forgot that existed
explains my fetish

>>94383549
my point from the beginning was that they are the same because both of those stories take place in america, know matter how i got there in your story it doesn't change the fact that it take place in america, you could've just said from the start "you guys just saw those parks in america" but you just had to give two options that are the same and nothing will change that

>>94383713
They are different. I proved that.

>>94381336
>Double D's father is asian

Double D never really seemed asian to me but now that I'm presented with the idea I kinda like it.

>>94383739
no you didn't, you just said the way i got to america in those two stories are different but they are still the same because they take place in america, they involve me going to america and they have the exact same plot from beginning to end

>>94383748
>Asian
>Panics when he gets anything but A++
>no shoes in the house
>excels in everything that isnt brute strength
hmm, I'm seeing it

>>94383815
I did. Deal with it.
>plot
It's not a fucking story.

>>94381163
come on
the sex couldnt have been that good

>>94383748
>>94383980
>not even mentioning his bad teeth

>>94383998
no you didn't, i've provided more proof for why i'm right than you have provided "proof" for your delusions and the sentences that you've made do imply a story

>>94384171
>implying all asians have bad teeth

isn't that racist and double d's teeth are good, there's just a gap in between his top row of teeth

>>94383980
i forgot to mention that this is also racist

>>94379452
Yes they can, just not for guys like you and me.

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>>94379452
>>94380265
>>94381046
>>94382467
>>94382694
>>94382803
>>94382874

pic definitely related

I feel like Edd x Sarah is an underrated ship. She might not have the same tomboy charm Marie has, but just imagine how happy Ed would be if Double D was dating his sister (to say nothing of the far-off possibility of Double D becoming his brother-in-law).

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>>94385424
agreed

>>94385424
Sarah is shit though. She doesn't deserve Edd's double D.

>>94375296
You lucky bastard

>>94374344
>not liking dicks

What are you, gay?

>>94374895
Link?

>>94383506
Please share

>>94381029
That, and sometimes it's seeking someone with whom they can achieve emotional fulfillment.

>>94381430
Kek that's true. Trailer Park boys is just the Ed's grown up anyway

>>94385383
kek that fat kid has enough self awareness to do that, he's probably cool

>>94379273
a tomgirl?

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>>94381223
Yeah they were awesome years, probably the best period of my life. Sometimes we call each other just to reminisce about it.

>>94382006
A veterinarian, in her own words she overcharges yuppie californians to wash their dogs. Though one of her less shitty stepfathers was in the military so she did think about joining at one point.

>>94384138
It probably wasn't but it's all a matter of perspective. She was skinny with C-cups and a cute enough face, skilled with make up and a sharp dresser, all in all an 8/10 at best but to me at that time she was a 23/10 sex goddess with the biggest tits in the universe that descended from heaven for me and me alone.

Also the fact that as horny teenagers in love we fucked like rabbits, often and hard, we did pretty much everything you can think of, all the things I had watched on porn and things I didn't even know were a thing. Plus the fact that she was a poorfag and she felt bad that I was always paying for everything so she made up for it with sex, like for example how for my 15th birthday she let me put it up her butt and go to town on it or how that christmas she got her nipples pierced for me or how she got costumes for special occassions. Or there's also how during those 4 years I never wore a condom, I had to wait till I was in college to learn how to put on one.

Actually now that I think about it the sex was pretty fucking fantastic.

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>>94385739
you like to suck girl dick

>>94379273
A femboy.

>>94388473

Goddammit anon, you've gone and made me envious.

>mfw 24
>haven't known the touch of a woman in over 6 years
>vowed to myself that when I am no longer single I am my partner to an amusement park so I can indulge in my fantasies of missed teenage romance

>>94373702
>>94373709
Source?

>>94389091
It was posted here >>94382610

>>94388853
wow, that's both sad and weird, your life depresses me

>>94381750
Its the sexiest thing to say during sex regardless of who the person is.
Its only scary after the sex.

>>94374895
MY GOOD SIR, link please?

>>94388538
>he doesn't

Fag.

>>94388473
have you ever thought about trying for a relationship again as adults, sounds to me like there's still a connection there

>>94373627
>the Kankers are underage

What the hell. I've always thought they were adults judging by their design. It's hard to believe they are teenagers.

>>94391133
Aren't the characers in that show like 11 or something?

>>94391133
You honestly thought that a bunch of adults would go around raping kids in a kids cartoon?
It was very clear that the Kankers were around the Eds' age since their debut episode.

>>94382581


BEST

>>94391133
Bro is an adult

>>94383060
Why does Ed look like a frog?

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>>94379452

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>>94379452
What do you call those man-eaters that pump and dump on a whim?

>>94385739
>>94389415
Had to repost it, couldn't find the original link because I swapped computers since then.
https://pastebin.com/D2pF3sd1

>>94379452
t. virginal lardass

>>94380965
You sound like a dork

>>94392114
>>94392566
>not arguments

Prove me wrong
Protip: you can't

>>94392312
noice

>>94392780

You made the claim, why don't you prove yourself right first.

Protip: you can't

>>94384492
>>implying all asians have bad teeth
Yep.
Even their models and idols. Much like Western 10/10s are required by law to adopt at least one negro and one asiatic child.

Everywhere has pros and cons. Asians have shit teeth.

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>>94392312
Thanks mate.

>>94394342
I feel it's mainly diet or something, most first gen immigrants have decent teeth and they don't usually have braces.

>>94382932
why is double d such a slayer

>>94394651
He has good looks, and that's all he needs.

>>94392745
Kevin posts on /co/. Interesting.

>>94383416
no, he's charlie chaplin

unrelated: does anyone have that pastebin about lee's red, red hair?

>>94392566
Sounds more something like a hungry skeleton would say

>>94386083
http://blenderknight.tumblr.com/post/159598675054/yall-were-asking-for-a-master-post-so-here-it

>>94383060
Extreme EDGE
though their choice in weaponry is fairly in character. Ed is the pure fists, Edd goes for a weapon with more range in order to give himself a bit of a tactical advantage and to make up for his default weakness, and Eddy with iron knuckles could make him an efficient lightening bruiser. Redraw this in a bit more lighthearted manner and I would be down for the Ed Mafia

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>>94397015
personally I'm still a fan of that Assassin AU concept;

http://c2ndy2c1d.tumblr.com/tagged/eene-assassin-au

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>>94397015

>>94391303
He's never actually watched the show, I'd say. Just seen Gan art and rule 34.

>>94391133
>I've always thought they were adults
They're completely flat and just about the same height as Edd though.

>>94391024
Of course I've thought about it but she's all the way down in California with her life set up already

>>94403341
Please say you'll do May and Marie.

>>94403341
Gonna need some sauce anon

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>>94379273

>>94397390
Should be Edge, Eddge, and Edgy.

>>94373627
I'd watch an animated Trailer Park Boys knockoff starring slightly-older Kanker Sisters.

>>94376650
Thank you for your insight, Julio, now please go back and tell your Presidente to start signing the Wall check

>>94386419
So that means
Bubbles = Ed
Julian = Edd
Ricky = Eddy

>>94388473
normies aren't welcome here
GET OUT

>>94394651
Marie liked Double D from the beginning, since she's the Kanker "assigned" to him (I honestly don't know why she's so attached otherwise)

May likes Double D because of lingering feelings from the Valentine's Day episode, which were initially brought on because he was nice and gave her a valentine

Sarah likes Double D because he was nice to her and gave her a rare flower (albeit only because he didn't want it)

Nazz likes Double D because he's nice to everyone and doesn't do as many jerk-ish things as the rest of the boys in the cul-de-sac

The only girl in the show who doesn't have a direct interest in Double D is Lee, and even then she's attracted to him because he's one of the Eds (even if it's not for anything he does personally). It helps that out of all the boys in the show Double D is the most emotionally mature (though that doesn't mean he's above enjoying things the other boys like as well).

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>>94379784

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The Eds would be a pretty horrfying gang

>>94405557
The real question is why weren't they? Ed was the strongest character in the show and could've jumped Kevin and Rolf anytime.

They could've ran the Cul de sac through fear and by just flat out robbing the kids instead of trying to scam them.

>>94373627
It's all that salt...!

>>94405633
They might have been con-men but they did still have some moral standards. I mean, Ed would NEVER have attacked someone for no reason, and Double D would straight up balk at the idea of meaningless violence. The only one who could have conceivably gone down that route is Eddy, and his friendship with Ed and Double D kept him from turning into a genuine sociopath like his brother.

Man, think about that for a minute: what would have happened if Eddy had never met Ed or Double D? What if he continued to live his life trying to emulate his older brother?

You guys have seen the prequel animation right? https://youtu.be/J8nqghjZejs

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May is criminally underrated desu. Get some Mays in here.

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>>94405857
>Get some Mays in her
Say no more

>>94373653
>>94373643
>>94373634

I swear I love blochikin's art

>>94405857
I think you mean Lee, she's the least liked, and the most under appreciated Kanker.

>>94405710
>What if he continued to live his life trying to emulate his older brother?
Eddy was different from his brother, he was a real hustler and not some bum that worked at a carnival. Eddy's signature trait is ambition which gets mistake for greed, he would still be the same guy whether he ever met Ed or Edd, he would've just found another couple of sheep/flunkies.

>>94405538
>The only girl in the show who doesn't have a direct interest in Double D is Lee, and even then she's attracted to him because he's one of the Eds (even if it's not for anything he does personally).
Someone needs to make a story setting up Edd/Lee, cause I bet it'd be a really interesting one

>>94385479
Best part about it Ed would be chill about Edd dating his little sister.

>>94403341
damn that's nice Rafty, hope you'll do the rest of the EEnE girls

>>94405538
an Edd/Harem story would be hilarious

>>94407116
>Someone needs to make a story setting up Edd/Lee, cause I bet it'd be a really interesting one
agreed

>>94407219
>Best part about it Ed would be chill about Edd dating his little sister.
I'd say the best part is what it'd do for Sarah, she's always at her nicest when she's flirting with Edd, imagine how she'd act while being his girlfriend

>>94405538
>Nazz likes Double D because he's nice to everyone and doesn't do as many jerk-ish things as the rest of the boys in the cul-de-sac
By this logic Nazz "likes" all the boys in the show besides Kevin and Eddy which isn't true, Kevin is her husdando and she baby sits Eddy.

Only girls that like Edd is Marie and Sarah (only in the early season before the writers made her a full blown bitch)

>>94374344
>the current year
>not liking dicks
Faggot

>>94408103
>By this logic Nazz "likes" all the boys in the show besides Kevin and Eddy which isn't true, Kevin is her husdando and she baby sits Eddy.
In the school dance episode it's made clear that the only boys she wants to dance with are Kevin and Double D.

>>94374236
I'm into it

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>>94373724
I used to think Nazz was rad and easily best girl until they made this canon.

It ruined the whole appeal of her "The always hot and popular girl that's nice" character, instead they made her the generic "She only has a sweet personality because she used to fat" character.

But I guess it does explain why she's so naive to all the boys having a crush on her, she still has the psyche of the fat girl.

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Rule 63 version.

>>94408539
>Kanker mom is trailer trash
>Trailer trash want a good man who can drag them out of the dumpster and into a proper home
>Rod, who is clearly a successful man (at least successful enough to buy his girlfriend and children proper clothes) dates Momma Kanker
>She leaves him because he wanted her to adhere to traditional gender roles (i.e. be a stay at home mom)
It's not that I don't like the story of the Kanker mother, I like it a lot. I'm just wondering what kind of woman would sacrifice stability for the sake of "being her own woman".

>>94408651
I think it was less about her being a "Stay At Hom Mom" and more him being ridiculously old fashioned in other respects as well, in ways that she was not comfortable at all with

>>94408597
this one just goes full tragedy

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>>94403534
Why you gotta be so rude?
There are thin uggos, too.

>>94403583
don't tell me that, tell that to the person that made

>>94405538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHZ03fJp6WY

>>94407116
>>94408067
>Someone needs to make a story setting up Edd/Lee, cause I bet it'd be a really interesting one

lee is actually one of the only two characters double d hasn't been shipped with, the other one he hasn't been shipped with is plank

>>94408530
>looks are verything

well aren't a little ass

>>94373709
My boner length just went negative and came out my ass.

>>94408103
>She babysits Eddy
Either Eddy's parents are stupid or they have little faith in their son. I wish my mom would've gave me a babysitter the same age as me, she would've also been a dicksitter as well.

>>94409228
would you really let someone as irresponsible as eddy stay home alone

>>94409228
>or they have little faith in their son
Didn't Eddy turn his house into a sauna one episode? I think it's more they don't trust him.
>she would've also been a dicksitter as well
Agreed. That episode Eddy had no clue why Nazz was there and tried to fuck, he just got played in the end.

>>94409395
>>94409396
I'm not saying he's responsible enough to be home alone, but giving an irresponsible kid a babysitter that's the same age as them, is just asking for trouble.

>>94409484
how would that be trouble

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>>94409600
Oh how naive you are.

>>94409600
If you had a pre-teen daughter would you let a pre-teen boy babysit her?

You're just asking for some shit to go down, plus Nazz threw a house party at Eddy's house at the end of that episode.

>>94409655
what, you talking about sex, they're twelve years old you fucking pervert, also a teen or an adult baby-sitter can easily rape the child that they are baby-sittng

>>94409722
They're a 12 year old supervised by another 12 year old in that scenario.
There's plenty of stupid shit they can get up to that can be classified as "trouble" that has nothing to do with sex.

>>94408946
that's exactly why I want someone to make it, it's unprecedented territory

>>94409722
>what, you talking about sex, they're twelve years old you fucking pervert
Speaking from experience it would be best not to leave two pre-teens of the opposite gender in the same house alone no matter who is "babysitting".

>teen or an adult baby-sitter can easily rape the child that they are baby-sittng
No one is arguing that, those are also possibilities. But something is more likely to happen with two kids, rather than one kid, and one adult.

>>94409680
i hate how all of these fucking perverts think that having two twelve year olds alone together will result in sex, they don't even know what sex is and if they did, that still doesn't mean that gonna do it, the people that think that are just perverts that can't expect better of someone because of there age even though there are way more adults than teens that have sex more irresponsibly and why the fuck are you perverts even thinking about twelve year olds having sex, is it because you people want to have sex with twelve year olds you fucking perverts

>>94409396
>Didn't Eddy turn his house into a sauna one episode?
Nope, that was Johnnys house. He let them in to find some soap to grease his head out of a tree branch and things just went downhill from there.

>>94409787
as if all twelve year olds are irresponsible

>>94409933
We're talking about within the show.

Name literally one kid (aside from Rolf who is working on a very different definition and 'usually' Double D who is less than authoritative) who is responsible, and fit to be a babysitter.

>>94409887
calm down buddy it's just a cartoon

>>94409873
as if every twelve year old is like that, i bet that experience you're talking about is something you did and now you're just telling yourself that every twelve year old does it just to mahe yourself feel better and the possibility of kids getting raped is more possible than kids having sex and btw i only brought that up just to let you all know about the fact that it doesn't matter how old you are you can still get fucked by anyone of any age

>>94409887
>they don't even know what sex is
12 years old is 6th/7th grade, they know what sex is at that age retard, they even take sex ed during those years.

>>94410009
as if nazz did something completely irresponsible

>>94410011
we're discussing more than just a cartoon

>>94410065
She had a party at Eddy house whlist babysitting him

>>94410050
Hell I knew what sex was when I was 7

>>94410050
no they don't dumbass, they learn that stuff in high-school, that is, assuming the parents don't tell them first

>>94410034
I never said every 12 years old thinks the way that I did when I was 12, but now to say 12 years old know nothing about sex is foolish, in today's age kids can find out about sex a lot faster than ever before.

>btw i only brought that up just to let you all know about the fact that it doesn't matter how old you are you can still get fucked by anyone of any age
And like I said that's common knowledge, but the chances of it happening with an adult and child is way lower than having two kids of the same age. This is way parents make sure there is a big age gap between the child and babysitter.

>>94410121
so? it wasn't a big party, it was just a group of friends

>>94410050
Do you even remember 7th grade, all the boys' hormones were raging.

>>94410192
Whether it was big or not, it surely wasn't allowed, which again hurts her credibility as a responsible babysitter.

>>94410153
You must be a old fucker who was home schooled his whole life, when I was in elementary most us had boyfriends and girlfriends already.

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>>94381480
>regular girls are bitchy as fuck
That hasn't been my experience. Have you tried maybe not being a total creep to them?

>there are no trailer parks in Canada
Ahh, that explains it. You don't never go outside.

>>94381739
Does it make you feel like a big smart guy to lie to strangers on the internet? "all over the country" to you means the Becker's down the street.

>>94392312
THANK YOU (tfw no sequel)

>>94410153
You must've had a pretty sheltered childhood. I knew what sex was by 2nd grade and that was before I even had internet. All I had to do was look in the encyclopedia.

>>94410240
>when I was in elementary most us had boyfriends and girlfriends already
This. My first girlfriend was from 4th grade to 8th grade, we broke up because we went different high schools.

Don't know what that weirdo that fucked the whole video of this thread is talking about.

>>94410187
i never said that every twelve year old doesn't know about sex and that info being faster or not is irrelevant, what matters is when and how they learn it and if they even want to learn it to begin with and more twelve year olds get raped than they have sex and that whole age gape thing is bullshit, parents don't care about tbe age of the baby-sitter, they only care if they're qualified for the job

>>94403534
Beat me to it.

>>94377297
Oh, her tank top is ripped and you can see her pants through it. Though she had salad in her shirt for a second.

>>94410361
>video
vibe, auto correct

>>94410153
My school had sex ed at the end of 5th grade. The internet must have really sped up the process.

>>94410233
who cares if a baby-sitter brings a few friends over while the child is sleeping, not only that but the baby-sitter is a known neighbor and her friends are also known neighbors and they all are the same age or at least around the same age as the child

>>94379136
sauce?

>>94410462
Ok you're just trolling, now. I refuse to believe someone is this stupid.

>>94410240
as if every elementary school is full of boyfriends and girlfriends and you don't even know how many people even had a boyfriend or girlfriend in that school, your just assuming or over exaggerating or maybe that's just an united states thing, i live in canada and if that's true then that just gives more reason to believe that canada is the better country

>>94410462
So you're okay with letting a dozen 12 year olds chill in a house unsupervised, cool to know.

>>94410330
yo dumbass, not every second grader reads encyclopedias, you must be the one with the sheltered childhood if you read encyclopedias in the second grade

>>94410529
I'm not even sure what you're fucking saying at this point. You sound like a full-blown retard.

>>94410446
as if every school does that and how would the internet even get sex ed in fifth grade

>>94381750
Breeding roleplay can be fun when you know theyre on birth control

>>94410493
yo cunt, you don't even have anything to sau, you're just resorting to insults because you don't agree with me and that's retarded

>>94410618
I didn't say every school does it then. The internet makes knowledge of sex easily accessible, so the staff probably didn't want misinformation to spread.

>>94410550
yo dumbass, not all twelve year olds are bad, in fact, this one time my neighbor's parents went to a party so they had a little party of there own with other kids in the neighborhood, they were all under twelve and everything ended up fine, you just don't have faith in humanity

>>94410705
I simply cannot fathom your logic, anon. I refuse to take you seriously.

>>94410575
Actually I didn't, retard, I had a pretty fucking normal childhood. I was just curious about where babies came from, like virtually every other kid. So I decided to simply read an encyclopedia and got my answer. There were plenty of other kids my age who did the same.

>>94410751
Meant for >>94410663

>>94410584
what i said was perfectly understandable, you just don't understand and you're not even trying to understand and instead you're just using the insult card because you can't understand and that's retarded