Kill Six Billion Demons

>>94367269
This is a silly heist

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>chairs as far as the eye can see

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>>94367269
>aesma's tits

>The Battle of Teacups
>The Battle of Chairs
What's next? The Battle of Paintings, Posters, and other Wall Art?

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>>94367269
That is horrifying.

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>>94367269
Shit.

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>>94367269
>mfw

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>>94367833
I'm mad now.

>>94367269
EVERYTHING IS CHAIRS
PROTECT YOUR BUTT

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>>94367833

>>94367269

I love that a room full of chairs is a menacing obstacle to be overcome.

Also Charon must have some amazing balance too be able to crawl on a rope like that.

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>>94368032
He's a green which are accustomed to sitting in a single place unmoved for very long periods of time. So yeah probably.

>>94368032

And Cio just casually walking on it.

>>94368100
Oh fuck it took me a while to even see she was there. Was looking at the image with flux on and with low brightness.

>>94367269

Not just mimics

But STUPID mimics

>>94368445
I think mimics are generally stupid, with smarter mimics copying humans and being dubbed shapeshifters or dopplegangers

>>94367269
that is one comfy deathtrap

>>94368445
>stupid
Their element of surprise is gone, why wouldn't they just army up
Too bad the rope and pillars are mimics too.

>>94367269
If they threw a rock/object/person down into the chairs, could it activate a chain reaction of all the mimics attacking each other until they're all dead? Like tossing a ping pong ball into a room full of mousetraps, just a matter of waiting out the chaos.

>>94369273
maybe mimics can detect others of their kind, and also the size/shape of something.

>>94369285
>are incapable of distinguishing others of their kin from enemies or prey

>>94369323
So is the room of chairs playing the waiting game? Just sitting there, waiting until one of them fucks up before they all explode into a feeding frenzy on the less than adequate mimic?

>>94369323
Shit, I missed that. Could be that the mimics going crazy could attract a ton of noise, which means potential guards or thelike checking in on wtf pissed off the mimics, who knows?

>>94367269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr5nFfWIqhQ

>>94369358
>room of chairs playing the waiting game

and when the music stops, everyone scrambles and there's one less chair.

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>>94367269
>Prey flashbacks intensify

Place your bets now
Who's the poor sap that will fall off first and die a horrible chair related death

>>94367614
BE OUR GUEST
BE OUR GUEST
PUT OUR DEFENSES TO THE TEST

>>94369516
So you could call it a game of thrones?

>>94369262
Maybe the pillars, but the ropes are the gold devil's steel cables

>>94369766
SEE THAT CHAIR, OVER THERE?
IT'LL GIVE YOU QUITE THE SCARE.
WE HAVE MILES OF TEXTILES
THAT HAVE TEETH LIKE CROCODILES.
TRY THE FLOORING, YOU'LL BE ROARING
AS YOUR BLOOD COMES OUT POURING

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>>94370378

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>>94367269
Mimics are fun. Anyone here ever read Everybody Loves Large Chests?

>>94369995
Ha!

I had a weird dream about KSBD. Does anyone want to hear it?

>>94367269
THOSE CHAIRS ARE AN EYESORE

>>94372394
ok

>>94368445
> 1 of the chairs is just a legit chair

>>94372800
In my dream, two new characters are introduced: two girls who are trying to make it to Solomon David's tournament.

Girl 1 is a powerful warrior, and she has ambitions of fighting is Solomon David's tournament and slaying the Demiurge. Girl 2 is Girl 1's best friend, but currently lacks any skill or ability that could take a life, save one.

Over the course of the dream, the girls are forced to overcome many trials before they can make it to Solomon-David's tournament, like stealing a rocket-powered sky-skiff, hiding in bales of flowers to disguise their scent from their Goblin pursuers. It almost felt like Solomon-David personally wanted Girl to succeed in these trials, and face him.
But when they get there, Sollomon-David unceremoniously kills Girl 1. Before telling a flashback story to Girl 2

>1/2

>>94372900
>Solomon David's tournament.
Hm?

how do mimics even breed

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>>94372800
>>94372900
During the Universal War, Solomon-David, followed by his two bodyguards (who were merely ceremonial, obviously), went to fight another demiurge in that demiurge's throne room. Confident that their master would defeat this demiurge without issue, the two bodyguards relaxed at the edge of the room.
While relaxing, the two decided to have a friendly wager. The first bodyguard bet that their master would defeat this demiurge quickly, and that the fight would be boring. His companion stated that, no, this fight would not be boring. In fact, the most powerful attack to ever be performed would occur, and "would not leave this room."
The fight was rather quick and boring, but Solomon-David, being Royalty and an expert on powerful attacks, knew that his second bodyguard was right. Something in this room other than him would one day unleash the dreaded LESIVIA - the attack that can destroy anything.

For almost 20 years, Solomon-David had tracked down everything that was in that room during the fight. Every retainer, every weapon, even the cutlery on the table, to determine if it would one day channel the great destruction of the LESIVIA. Solomon-David eventually found what bore the LESIVIA: the child of his second bodyguard, and had been in her womb the day of the fight.
As it so happened, this child never performed the LESIVIA in his life, but he passed the potential to his child, an his child to their child, all the way down until it reached Girl 2, who bore the mark of the LESIVIA upon her cheek and would be the one to unleash the fated LESIVIA.

Now, he wants Girl 2 to defeat him with the LESIVIA, win the tournament, and take his place as a Demiurge.

2/3

>>94372920
Guy host's a tournament to show off how fucking great of a warrior he is.

>>94372973
I'm afraid that it was at this time that I woke up, and the dream went unfinished. What would Girl 2 do to avenge her best friend? Would she unleash the attack so powerful, it would damage even the comment section of the page it was on? Would Solomon-David finally get the most spectacular death that he believes he so rightly deserves?
Or, would Girl 2 spare Solomon-David's life, spiting his wish for a noble death? Would she refuse to unleash the LESIVIA, or is she actually unleashing it the moment she refuses to unleash it, but destroying Solomon-David's aspirations rather than his body?

Honestly, I don't know.

>>94372920
Every year, Solomon David hosts a tournament, where the winner gets his Demiurge Key. He kinda wants to die a spectacular death and not be a Demiurge anymore, kinda like Mottom.

>>94372950
>Spores
>Asexual budding

>>94373018
Oh, did Abaddon mention that here in these threads?

>>94373041
That, or on his blog. Next arc after this one is the gang crashing this year's tournament.

>>94367269
Obvious Orc Stain reference there.

>>94368032
I think there is a specific manner of moving along a rope that is visually similar to that sometimes referred to as a commando crawl. No idea how it would apply to non-human anatomy though but Charon seems firmly attached to the rope with some method of balancing himself (dangling limb and possibly tail) while also capable of pushing himself along with his leg if that's how it's being used so it might not be too precarious.

>>94367269
>don't worry, only us chais 'ere, 'guv

>>94367269
Fuckin' mimics. At least now the heist know better than walking the floor; I just hope those statues are not mimics as well.


>>94369766
>>94370378

Please continue.

>>94367269
The pillars look like they sprouted up from below the floor, what's up with that?

>>94374171
>He thinks that's a floor
cute

>>94372880
No, the original chair crumbled to dust aeons ago. Its memory, every detail, every faint scratch along its backrest, the worn edges on its legs, the faint impression of countless bottoms on the seat itself, all of it is preserved by a collection of creatures with a collective IQ equaling roughly room temperature. As long as one mindlessly bloodthirsty mimic survives, so too does this chair, immortal and perfect.

Through violence, it has reached heaven.

>>94374233
Well whatever it is it has a bunch of stone pillars (hopefully) impaling it from underneath.

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>>94368445
>Ahhh, you think the chair is your ally? You merely adopted the chair. I was born in it, molded by it.

>>94367269
>a group of adults playing the floor is lava,jpg

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Oh now it's on.

>>94374294
>the floor is mimics

>>94374411
hell, meant to quote >>94374300

>>94369755

My bet is they either accidentally or deliberately throw something in there and cause a bloodbath down there. And when they get out they go "whew that was close", when one of them leans bit too far towards some object and gets attacked.

Dun dun dundun dun dun dundun

>>94369755
Golden acrobat is my guess, but it might be too obvious.

>>94369732
Goddamn that game is such a buggy piece of shit. Nothing like coming back to an area later on to find everyone dead because an enemy got stuck in the wall. Fuck Bethesda, I will never pay for any of their games.

>>94375439
Never happened to me mate. You do know the enemies repopulate cleared zones, right?

Who could you even be loosing, bots, turrets? There's only one or two points you 'could' actually have NPCs in danger and there's essentially no reason to revisit cargo after you've gone there the first time.

>>94374171
Look carefully. You think there's a floor?

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>>94367269