Rick sanchez, but not in an edgy way. Im a coward and i betray my core beliefs when im scared, i hate god yet sometimes i pray when i freak out, ive tried and failed to kill myself, i have a friend i carry around to pester and bounce shit off on, and like him i believe in the supernatural but try in vain to deny it because the thought of everlasting life scares me
*BURP* I'M PICKLE RICKKKKK
>>94361076
Would add Harvey Beaks too.
>loser
>dumb
>likes tv and movies
>>94361076
Rick Sanchez.
He, just like me, is in a pickle.
>>94361260
But anon, there's someone for everyone!Even you!
Yup.
>>94361605
Now Anon, you know that just isn't true.
>>94361076
I'm a selfish, lazy son of a bitch who has a soft spot for some friends and family. I'm not so alienated as to completely hate all authority figures on general principal, although I don't automatically respect them either.
I also tend towards being kinda manic depressive and really, really want a drink right now. I want some of what he's got going on because God knows anyone would be dead without whatever is keeping him alive on his constant diet of hard alcohol. I'd LIKE to drink that much of it and still function to the degree he does.
>>94361076
I often feel green and bumpy just like Rick when he became a pickle. He is someone I can relate to.
>>94361634
Hey Boco? Shut up.
>>94361771
Yes sir...
>>94361786
No kiss?
>>94361634
Fuck off namefag
>>94361800
No?
>>94361889
Just give him the fucking kiss Boco.
>>94361889
Kiss him, you fucking faggot.
>>94361907
>>94361913
Alright, fine. Mwah.
Grumpy, selfish, the duck version of George Costanza
This guy is literally me ,I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again.
>>94362231
Jar Jar has some nice dick sucking lips.
>>94361266
Go back to /tv/ fag
I can relate to pretty much all the pathetic pieces of shit like BoJack, Rusty, Rorschach or Rick but I relate to Murderface the most.
>ugly
>angry and bitter
>dumb
>somewhat smelly and disgusting
>hates self
>raised by shitty grandparents
>can't get shit done
>likes morbid crap
>never getting laid
>disliked by pretty much everybody>self-harm and bulimia
>possibly gay
>getting angry over small things
>malicious and vengeful
>spending free timr defending his opinion, usually in vile and sneaky ways
>trying to dump his problems on somebody else
>finding beauty in obscure things generally considered weird or ugly
Yep, literally me.
>>94361076
>fucks up relationship again
yep pretty much sums me up
>>94362231
Is this a pastta
eeyore is the closest I think I can of. is there more of a 'sad clown' character?
>depressed and anxious in a mellow way
>still friendly and helping
>JUST
>dead/deadpan eyes, like either smoked entire joint or in despair. or both
>low energy, sluggish, lethargic
>>94363008
God I hope not
>>94361076
I really hate to say it, but I relate to positive rick a lot. Mostly because me and my best friend have a pretty good dynamic. I look out for him, he looks out for me, he secretly probably hates me but y'know life is sometimes fucked like that so it's not even worth it to get mad or frustrated because that's a part of your life you could be spending happy so we end up doing stupid shit like plotting how to steal shit from restaurants or avoiding the inevitable fate that both of our lives are drifting away from each other and that there is nothing I can do to ever bring these people back to my life no matter how hard I try so my only option left is to move on from the past and try to enter the future with hope and charisma
>>94361076
I relate to Pickle Rick because he is intelligent, nihilistic, and with an edgy sense of humor.
>>94361076
Moe Szyslak. Also **Asuka from NGE**, who is about as close to me as a fictional character can ever get.
Stupid, obedient, and with behaved sense of sadness.
>>94362714
heh yaa beat me to it anon
>>94362137
>duck version of George Costanza
see me after class
This character is literally me
>>94365593
fuck you and you shitty meme
>>94361076
Except with hair.
>gety bullied and abused a lot as a kid
>never really deal with anger towards my family
>lash out over small annoyances
>worry that my anger will cause me to hurt those close to me
>try and control my anger myself instead of getting professional help
I am bruce
All will bow.
>>94365237
I hate bizarro speech so much
>>94362231
Fucking kek
Harley Quinn
And I don't mean in a lolrandom or "I'm so quirky and fun" kind of way.
I am unhealthy attracted and obsessed over someone who couldn't give a shit less about me and I am extremely codependent on people.
I also behave irrationally and erratically for both attention and because I legitimately have mental issues.
>>94369121
Damn, how do I land one of these codependent crazy females?
>>94363040
Deadpool
>>94369138
>females
Anon, I.....
>>94362714
>>4chan
>>94369267
Your second post number link isn't working too good.
>>94369197
hm, yeah just about if he were a POS loser for the me 5 years ago.
and I guess a drugged loser up version for the me now
>>94369121
you sound awfully like old friend of mine
>>94361076
Deadpool and Guy Gardner but more so Deadpool because I'm an obnoxious retard who was abused as a child and who has too much bravado but fluctuates between thinking I'm the hottest shit since sliced bread and hating everything about myself. I also ruin a lot of things unintentionally and am always at the brink of just turning straight up bad but never do despite having no good reason not to.
>>94370733
You too?!
I hate my life but im still horny
not exactly the person i am now, but the person i want to be
>friendless NEET
>spends most of the time on vidya and comics to forget about depressing life
>tries to achieve something but fails every time
>>94375116
this pretty much
>>94375317
you're not cute as her
>European
>just wants to read his books and do his science
>too bad he's pretty awful at it
>also wants to go on adventures
>eventually gets betrayed by his friends
>nobody takes him seriously
>bookworm with an easy-going personality but a whole lot stress and depression
Lisa Simpson before it all went to shit. Introvert, shy fag with no friends who's just a big fish in a little pond. Also Jonah Venture as my dad
I relate 100% to PICKLE RIIIIICK
hahaaaa wubalubaduuuuub
>>94375493
Why does pickle rick trigger so many people on here?
>>94375573
no idea
i love pickle rick both ironically and unironically
Same goes for the whole show really, I love it but I also love talking shit about it
>>94375355
how can u be so sure? :3
Who's a character who lives a pretty nice life full of love, but as soon as a small flaw shows itself or he gets a whiff of existential dread, he falls apart and contemplates whether it's 30, 40, or 50 that he finally just runs out of steam?
>>94370733
How did you get this picture of me?