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Hehehe So I heard not long ago that the riddler went bonkers and said he saw the ghost of the Batman huh? Poor ol fool is now gone, but I wonder if it's true! I'll continue the Riddlers legacy I got some good brain teasers up these sleeves!
Hoo hoo! If no one can solve these riddles, I will put a bullet into my two mystery hostages after each hour! Who are they? You might ask.. don't worry about it. Let THE BATMAN figure it out!! hehehehahaha FIRST RIDDLE
When does a painter use a trigger instead of a brush?
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>>94360792
>I'll continue the Riddlers legacy
*I'll continue the Riddler's legacy
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>>94361099
Hoo Hoo! We have ourselves a challenger! Come on now solve the riddle Einstein I don't have all day!
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>>94360792
>When does a painter use a trigger instead of a brush?
When hes a stickup artist
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>>94361236
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU CHANGE SUITS SO FAST?
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>>94360792
When he's painting a house.
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>>94361271
IMPRESSIVE! Hahah you just saved these hostages for this round! On to the next one!
What has neither nails or bones, but has four fingers and a thumb?
>>94361274
And whatever do you mean? Heheh I'm no magician.
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>>94361390
>What has neither nails or bones, but has four fingers and a thumb?
A glove?
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>>94361390
>>94361431
Definitely a glove
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>>94361431
>>94361505
Not bad not bad at all! Well how about this one!
What kind of men are always above board?
Ugh where is the Bats? He should of shown up by now...he can't really be gone..can he?
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>>94361636
Chessmen.
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>>94361636
We've been calling him since the thread was posted, nobody's answering.
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>>94361636
Chessmen
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>>94361679
Let's kick it up a notch huh?!
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
>>94361692
Keep at it someone will answer! Hell I'd even take the strapping lad Robin for a whirl.
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>>94361817
Charcoal
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>>94361817
How would you react if it was a hero that wasn't the dynamic duo showed up?
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I would love to read about the Riddler going after Joker cause Joker started to horn in on his thing with the riddles and brain teasers
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BOO!
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>>94361955That gives me an idea
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>>94361980
What the heck?
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>>94361817
Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
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>>94361912
You are a tough one!
How bout this one then!!?
I have a name, but it isn't my name. My face shows signs of age. I always mean the same thing, no matter what I say. I'm born in mourning, and I last 'til the end of days. Men plant me, but I never grow. They run from me, but I never move. They look at me and see their future, rotting in the fields where I bloom. What am I?
>>94361949
I'll shoot one of the hostages if they show up that's what I'll do! Heheheh
>>94361980
You aren't real!! YOU ARE DEAD
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>>94362063
You jealous jester, try this one on for size! Who else in the 60's is a hero, has a cowl and is also a caped crusader from the after life?
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>>94362063
A tombstone, how about about i ask you a riddle?
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BATMAN WAS FUCKING BRUCE WAYNE THE ENTIRE TIME, JOKER, HOLY SHIT ARE YOU STUPID? BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE, CLARK KENT IS SUPERMAN, RIDDLER'S SOME FAGGOT NAMED ENIGMA, SPIDER-MAN'S PETER PARKER, AND SPACE GHOST IS THAD GHOSTAL!
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Hey guys what's goin' on
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>>94362108
What can you possibly do? You're a ghost a mere spirit! What are you going to do haunt me! Hahaha I'm already always thinking of you Bats
>>94362190
AND NO THAT ISNT PART OF THE RULES FOR THAT A HOSTAGE WILL BE SHOT!
>fires a shot into the first hostage leg >the first hostage is revealed to be Alfred
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>>94362286
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>>94362286
Can I fuck Harley Quinn, Joker?
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Ahem sorry I lost my temper. Next riddle!
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
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>>94362063
Wow, calm down, if you kill your hostage you have no bargaining chip! Tell me your absolute hardest riddle , i can handle it !
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>>94362394
Batman will ghost rape you.
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>>94362394
She is taking and developing her husband photograph
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>>94362394
IS THE ANSWER A WOOD CHIPPER?
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>I think the guy in the purple outfit has a mustache.
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>>94362286
I can just be a spectral distraction, confounding your rascally riddles until the Riddler files a lawsuit!
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>>94362509
Hey...Space Ghost. Does that guy in the purple suit have a mustache?
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>And if Batman is a ghost now...that makes me...
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>>94362543
Huh. What. No, Zorak. You can't have a fun bash.
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>>94362435
You must be cheating! Okay then
What has four legs, but can't walk?
>>94362519
You can't be the real Batman! You would know that in the last thread episode Riddler killed himself in the mail room!
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>>94362592
>I wonder if Space Ghost knows I want a fun bash.
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>...where was I? Batman's purple mustache...hm...
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>>94361099
Have you just been doing this all day?
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>>94362601
A CHAAAAAAIR! A STATUE OF A HORSE! A TABLE!
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>>94362601
A table.
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>That's it. That man shot the butler because...HE IS BATMAN! I'VE DONE IT! This is one of Batman's tests!
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Space Ghost. Why aren't you saving the hostages? The Joker's shot Alfred.
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>>94362601
Four legs and can't walk? Howabout...BATMAN. Because I, Space Ghost, can see through your games.
And now by default I must join the superhero gang!
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>>94362601
A table, i would dare to imagine cheating.
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Wait, did that clown just say Batman's dead? Rockin'! Kick ASS!
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Moltar, ixnay on the ostage-hay. It's...uh...it's-nay Atman-bay in...in-ey...urple-pay ustache-may. I got this...ay.
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>>94362710
Ii wouldn't dare to even imagine cheating
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As I was saying BAT-MAN. I can tell your hostage is fine and that is stage blood.
But since I win your test, I get all the perks of the Super Friends.
Also that means you get 3/4 custody of Jan, Blip and...the other one...
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>>94362715
NO YOU MORON! THE JOKER! JOKER! HE'S LIKE... BATMAN'S ZORAK! HE'S THE CLOWN PRINCE OF CRIME! Portrayed by the following: Caesar Romero, Mark Hamil, Heath Ledger, Jack Nickleson and several more. He's like, number two on the Justice League's most wanted! .
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>>94362636
>>94362758
YOU ARE DEFINITELY CHEATING TIME TO BANG THIS HOSTAGE!... guns make a bang type of noise... eh whatever heheheheahahaha
>shoots the 2nd Hostage in the leg
> they have a bag over their head. It's impossible to know who they are!
Time is ticking heroes! Who will die of blood loss first!?
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>>94362796
Is that the riddle? The bloodloss thing?
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>>94362796
I got a question. What was it like being in Over Drawn at the memory bank?
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>>94362777
...you sure he's not Batman? Batman's shot people before as a test. And he could just be a sore loser.
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Hi we're here to make a deposit?
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>>94362868
Pretty damn positive. This is the 1966 universe Joker. Their universe, Batman has passed away. We also had their Batman on our show, remember? Mr. Adam West?
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>>94362601
why, my peanus weenus of course
hahah!
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah
What has four legs but can't walk - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus
hahaha!
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>>94362796
You know what, Batman? You're being a jerk!
Shoot the other hostage. I bet it's not even a real hostage. It's the Bat-Horse or something. Or a clone of the Bat-Horse in a Robin outfit.
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>>94362796
Neither of them you porfendous clown, while you were occupied giving riddles i sneakily replaced both with perfect spurious facsimiles, the hostages are far away already!
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If the bloodloss thing's the riddle, I think the answer's Minnesota.
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>>94362891
Moltar, a word.
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>>94362827
I wish to not speak about that
>>94362891
>>94362901
I gave up that identity many years ago
And don't you dare talk about my friend LEAVE ADAM OUT OF THIS! AND MAYBE I WILL SHOOT THEM AGAI-
>>94362902
WHAT HOW? WHEN?! Who are you!?
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This mistah J smells like washed up actor hasbeen.
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>>94362971
YOU'RE BEING A REAL BOSSY BOOTS, PENGUIN!
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Are you dense? Are you restarted--as in rebooting your system?
That's the Batman out there. And this is a test. And when he admits I passed the test we're all going to the Hall of Justice for ice cream and pie and I can get rid of Blip once and for all.
Now I have to get back.
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Ok, Funny Batman!
Where were we? You need to shoot anyone else before we give up this game? Do I need to shoot Zorak?
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>>94363002
I'm telling you, dummy, that's the Joker. He fits the bill. Green Hair, white face, is a clown. Wearing purple.
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>>94362971
I'm another universe Batman! Surrender or face my fists of justice!
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>>94363035
BATMAN'S DEAD
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>...maybe I should shoot Zorak anyway. Prove I'm mysterious and tough like Batman. But I need to tell a joke first if I'm to be like Batman...
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Okay, seriously?
This is getting beyond pathetic.
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>>94363089
BATMAN'S DEAD!
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>>94363035
HAHAH you know what? Yes shoot zorak! In fact shoot everyone you know if you do you pass the test!
>>94363057
There are more of you?! A-Are you Adam? Please tell me!
>>94363065
THANK YOU
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Zorak, for the last time! Batman's not dead! He's right here and he's in the purple outfit making jokes and shooting fake hostages!
Now here's a joke for you Zorak! What's black and green and over there?
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>>94363133
YOUR MOTHER.
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>>94363122
I am Adam indeed.
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>>94363122
ADAM WEST BACKWARDS IS TSEW MADA!
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>>94363183
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>>94363162
>...Ice Ray...Beam Ray...Ray Ray...
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>>94363231
HAIL BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
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>>94363122
There are dozens of us joker, so give it up!
also your mustache looks ridiculous
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>>94363231
PUNCH THE JOKER, SPACE GHOST, OLD CHUM
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GAH! Oh no, I used my Endthis Ray!
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>>94363122
>There are more of you?
Of course, but let me ask you something: have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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>>94363320
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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>>94363338
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>>94363133
>>94363183
>>94363236
>>94363103
>>94363037
>>94362973
>>94363258
>>94363335
THAT IS IT!
I can't take it anymore! Who are all these strange characters!? Different universes? Multiple me's?? Multiple Batmans!?
>Thinks of an idea
hehehhehehehehahahaha-cough
You know what I think I'm done for today! You win this time heroes but be warned the next time I show I will have a big surprise heheh
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Oh dear.
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You know what? Thad, you're an idiot. That's THE JOKER. There's five other batmen RIGHT HERE that can confirm this! AND NOW ZORAK'S DEAD! I'm outta here. I'mma go hit on Volcana or something.
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>>94363381
Not so fast you phony giver of riddles! I filed a lawsuit against you
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Yeah, okay, Moltar.
I uh...you're not Batman are you? Nevermind. Just...just go. Let's all just go.
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>>94363386
Good job you pass! Welcome aboard son! Now if you'll excuse me I got a date with time! Until next time /co/
>gets in getaway vehicle
Next stop 1989 hehehehehahahahaha!
>Drives off into the night
>>94363460
Too late chump! HAHAHAHA
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>>94363533
CAW!
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>>94363533
Well, it looks like I successfully took care of that weirdo forever single handedly and we'll never be seeing him again. You're welcome people
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>>94363533
Wow Bats that's a nice villain you got there. He came, told some bad riddles, and bolted at the first sign of trouble. Very threatening.
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